Lent is all about giving up something big. Something noteworthy. Something meaninful.
Wiggins is giving up hating the Dodgers for Lent. And he will even go so far as to profess his love for the team.
So, here we go sportsfans, Wiggins is about to say it: WIGGINS LOVES THE...
Haha! Psyche! Fooled you! There is no way, NO WAY, Wiggins would ever show any love for the Dodgers. No matter the outcome of any game against the Dodgers, the Padres will always WIN because at the end of the day they are not the stinky losers from LA. Put a gun to Wiggins' head and he'd rather take a bullet to the brain than even think of saying he loves the Dodgers.
One thing that makes Wiggins sick to his stomach, though, is this.
Wiggins will not even post the image here because it is too sickening. It makes Wiggins so mad that the spawn of Mr. Padre is now wearing Dodger blue. Perhaps HE should give THAT up for Lent.... nay, give it up for good. Come back to the Padres, TG Jr.! You'll just need to be decontaminated really well.
Now, if you will excuse Wiggins, it's time for his afternoon nap. That is, if his stupid mom will STFU with her vacuuming. Wiggins was up all night playing Call of Duty: Black Ops online. Calling n00bs "gay" gets tiring after a while and Wiggins needs his shuteye. Nighty-night, kids. ENOUGH VACUUM, MOM. IT'S CLEAN ENOUGH. God.
Oh, and for the record: What is Wiggins really giving up for Lent? Abstinence! Wiggins is hitting the bar tonight. And if he sees the girl that used him and gave him the fake number, she's not getting round two unless there really are no other decent chicks in that bar. Shoot, where is Wiggins' bus pas? Oh well, nap first!