Despite Wiggins being on Petco Park's exclusively short ban-list, he is planning to attend quite a few games this year. He will likely be wearing his Gaslampball shirt with the retired jersey numbes on the front, so be on the lookout!
One thing Wiggins has a hunger for: Hot Dogs a la Randy Jones. However, Wiggins had to punch some guy in the face last year for making some rude comment about Wiggins "deepthroating" a hot dog when he was feverishly filling his belly. "Hey man, slow down! No reason to deepthroat that thing!" *WIGGINS PUNCH!*
This year Wiggins is issuing a challenge to himself: Consume ten of those massive hot dogs by the end of the third inning. Wiggins has some ground rules: Don't start until after the National Anthem, ketchup only, beverages are allowed. no going to the restroom until all hot dogs are eaten. Simple enough.
It doesn't sound like a lot of hot dogs to eat, but those things are huge and Wiggins is no Kobayashi. And the end of the third inning comes a lot sooner than one would think!
Also, Wiggins needs to do some fundraising to be able to afford ten of those huge hot dogs. That's going to be a pretty penny. Wiggins doubts they are EBT elligible.
How can Wiggins raise funds to accomplish his mission? Maybe jbox and Dex will pay for it in exchange for all of the quality content Wiggins brings to the site. Plus, Wiggins is probably going to have a stomach ache, so he'll need to buy some Pepto or something.
Can Wiggins eat 10 Randy Jones hot dogs by the end of the third inning?
You can do it, Wiggins! (11 votes)
Impossible! You'll never do it! (6 votes)
Maybe. It depends on whether or not you've eaten a triple bacon cheeseburger with extra pickles that day. (4 votes)
Don't do it to yourself, Wiggins! It's not worth the intestinal woes! (3 votes)
Hi, my name is Zen Blade and I wanted to say I don't like your posts. Time to go read the New Yorker and cry myself to sleep. (9 votes)
Forget the hot dogs, you can eat me by the end of the third inning, Wiggins (ladies only). (3 votes)
36 total votes