When you're squirming into first and you feel that sphincter burst,
you ate Panda, you ate Panda.

When you're diving into second and you feel that anal wreckage,

You ate Panda, you ate Panda.

When you're sliding into third and you feel a liquid turd,

You ate Panda, you ate Panda.

When your stat sheets don't have runs cause the status on your shit is runs,

You ate Panda, You ate Panda. 

When you aint mashin balls, cause you're working Hershey Falls,

You ate Panda, You ate Panda.

When you're missing time on the hump, cause you've got the Whistle Belly Thump,

You ate Panda, You ate Panda.

If your name is Brian Wilson,

You ate Panda, You are Panda.

If your pitching to some batters and you get the Green Apple Splatters,

You are Panda, You ate Panda.

You know what to do.........