2011 San Diego Padres dressed in drag

by Dex on Oct 6, 2011 1:16 PM PDT

I don't know how I missed this the first time around, but photos of the San Diego Padres dressed in drag have once again surfaced on the internets, courtesy of Mandependence. This time we get some pretty revealing photos of Kyle Blanks, Brad Brach and Anthony Rizzo.

JBox called Kyle Blanks "scary hot", which I think is code for, "I am gay for big black dudes in drag". Personally, I think Anthony Rizzo's youthful, hairless face coupled with the blonde ponytails is disturbingly erotic. It's a good thing I'm happily married or else who knows what I'd do. Brad Brach is sporting a ton of cleavage.

The photos are getting me all hot and bothered. Hot. And. Bothered.

What I want to know is who put the guys up to this. It couldn't be a rookie prank, unless they've somehow convinced Kyle Blanks after three years in the league that he's still a rookie. Was it somebody at the Padres? They just got done beating the Diamondbacks that game so maybe it was a Diamondback Front Office staffer looking to emasculate the Padres a little bit. Little did they know how much the Padres like to be emasculated especially when it comes to dressing up like sexy bitches.

[UPDATE] So apparently, according to our good buddy Dallas, Kyle Blanks has somehow managed to miss the previous rookie hazings in his first two years with the club. I still suspect that somebody somehow knew that he would look sexy as all get outta town in the Playboy bunny outfit.

Poll

Would you do the San Diego Padres dressed in drag?

Yes. But I'm a chick, so that would only make me pretend lesbian.

7 votes

Yes. And I'm a dude, but they're dressed as chicks, so it's not gay.

21 votes

No. But I'm a chick and they're dudes dressed as chicks. No homo.

3 votes

No. And I'm a dude, and they're dressed like scantily clad chicks, so I'd let them do me.

22 votes

53 votes | Poll has closed

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Dear God I hate the San Francisco Giants.

by Drama on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 6, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions

im not sayin that picture makes Kyle Blanks look like he has boobs

but that picture makes Kyle Blanks look like he has boobs

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

"The Red Sox and Yankees are playing as I type but I don't know who's winning because I don't watch Arena League baseball." - the genius TTG

Destroying your facts with opinions

by justdave on Oct 6, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions

also,

i like that in the poll, if one is a dude, there is no option to NOT do or be done by the players.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

"The Red Sox and Yankees are playing as I type but I don't know who's winning because I don't watch Arena League baseball." - the genius TTG

Destroying your facts with opinions

by justdave on Oct 6, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Like you guys need that option.

No pants. No problem.

jbox likes it when the D hangs low.

by jodes0405 on Oct 6, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Grin

Where was the option to do AND be done?

queen of the rec fairies
although it broke our hearts it did not break our will the herd

by Aussie fan on Oct 7, 2011 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions

i'm gonna be debbie downer

and say that I don’t appreciate this happening the night before a game. Especially on a travel day.

A real manager would have benched these players.

by kevintheoman on Oct 6, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions

I'd be upset if it was early in the season

Or if either team was in with much of a chance. but really, as still something of an outsider, I’m in awe of the amount of games crammed into such a short time. And if the lads had their clothes taken away from them, then I can understand that they had no choice but to go and live it up for a few hours…

queen of the rec fairies
although it broke our hearts it did not break our will the herd

by Aussie fan on Oct 7, 2011 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions