Being the Padres hitting coach is like being the defense against dark arts teacher at Hogwarts.

Being the Padres hitting coach is like being the defense against dark arts teacher at Hogwarts.

8 months ago Icecoldstone 2 comments 2 recs |

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weren't most of the defense against the dark arts teachers

secretly death eaters or otherwise evil?

by abara on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 AM PDT reply actions

Quirrel: I guess he was evil. But only because he was naive and cowardly and was taken advantage of.
Lockhart: an idiot and a douchebag, but I wouldn’t call him evil
Lupin: best DADA teacher EVAR
Moody: Secretly a death eater, yes. But also not the REAL Mad-Eye.
Umbridge: pure evil
Snape: Don’t wanna spoil this for anyone, so I won’t discuss if he was evil or not.
Carrow: Death Eater.

No pants. No problem.

jbox likes it when the D hangs low.

by jodes0405 on Oct 5, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions