Goodbye
Lifetime Padres fan, long-time lurker, first time poster saying goodbye to GLB. Your passion and devotion to stats are good, but I grew tired of the smugness and inside jokes. These make it seem like a site for the editors and their long-time close friends. Nothing wrong with that, but I have to conclude that there's no place for me here. Keep doing your thing, good luck, and Go Padres. One day we will win it all.
This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.
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You quit BFTB too? Don’t we deserve something better than a form letter? Email me, I want to help.
by jbox on Jan 7, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Same site
Seriously, no difference at all between BFTB and GLB.
Bolts from the Blue - Destroying your opinions with facts.
Our dream diaries at BFTB aren't as good.
The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
ahh clipboard jesus
so dapper
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
by justdave on Jan 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa
Yeah, I could definitely be a Chargers fan…
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jan 7, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Could be worse
Could be a total mariners lover. Be thankful I’m only partially a mariners lover!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
No. He means that player is on the Seahawks now.
I know its confusing because the inside joke thing.
The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
by Wonko on Jan 7, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Curse these inside jokes!
I wish there was a place I could read about these “inside jokes” and then get in on all the fun!
Also “He means…”
I just love finding mistakes…makes my day.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jan 7, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I just don't want my devotion to stats
scaring away readers.
by jbox on Jan 7, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions 10 recs
It borders on fanaticism really.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jan 7, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
ive been wondering what it is that Wonko suffers from
and now you’ve helped me find it.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
Haaaaas he met Ted?

Since you're a clearly man of impeccable taste and style, I want to ask you: what do you think of the boots?
Toleration is the key
I highly dislike all that stats stuff, but I stay here (for what, almost 2 years now?) because I am highly entertained. And stuff.
Take the 2009 Season for example. Entertainment + Crappy Team = Enjoyable Experience.
As someone who has been on GLB since 1865 BC and is "intimately familiar" with the editors, I approve of your leaving.
Deal with it, shmohawk.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Jan 7, 2011 2:46 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
his leaving what?
OHHH INSIDE GRAMMAR JOKE BURN!!!
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
im giggling like an idiot right now
well played sir, well played indeed.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
a trade
Maybe we can still get 3 prospects and a blogger to be named later from over the monster.
by turbopan on Jan 7, 2011 4:09 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jan 7, 2011 4:46 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
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Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Jan 7, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for funny Hermione face picture.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Jan 8, 2011 2:16 AM PST up reply actions
Mister, can you spare me a fuck for my troubles?
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Jan 8, 2011 2:19 AM PST up reply actions
If this is the RTL from BT
then…I don’t get it.
You’ve flown in the face of danger on BT many times.
There are some inside jokes on BT, but the forum is
a different type, thus they don’t tend to stick.
Come on, RTL, quit pouting.
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
Is this the proper forum for voicing complaints?
Because that guy Dalton is a major league asshole.
Anyhoo.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jan 7, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Implying the Internet's main use isn't for pr0n and voicing complaints
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
overand weirded me out once or twice
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
That jodes chick needs to go.
I need new pants.
by jodes0405 on Jan 7, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I loved overand
What’s wrong with you people?
The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
i got along with her/him/it for the most part
but every once in a while there would be a comment that would give me pause. didn’t really know what was goin on in there.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
but the photoshopped mcanulty going after the burgers and hot dogs was brilliant
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
Can't really abide strummer
and I don’t particularly miss LJbumfool
The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.
If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.
"I'm so psyched, I'm gonna smoke a doobie and poop on my hot dog." --Dex
by StrangeBroP25 on Jan 7, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
There are a bunch of commenters here that rub me the wrong way
Dalton, actually, isn’t one of them. Not even close.
I’ll stand by the asshole comment though.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jan 7, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Is this because we talk about smoking pole?
Or whatever it was that made whoever get mad.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
You know what? I'm gonna do it. It's over.
— Okay? It’s over. . . Come here!
Don’t touch me. I hate you, I hate you!
— I’m gonna go.
Why don’t you, why don’t you just go. Get out. Leave! Go! Go! . . . No, no, just wait a minute. We’re not really breaking up, are we? Come on. This is just a fight we’re having, and tomorrow it will be like it never happened, right?
by partmanpartmonkey on Jan 8, 2011 2:04 AM PST reply actions
Devotion to stats?
Do I have to have a gold membership to see those posts? I need to know if I’m missing out on something. Gotta know eveything!
Since you're a clearly man of impeccable taste and style, I want to ask you: what do you think of the boots?
this wouldn't have happened
if the padres had run the ball more
by abara on Jan 8, 2011 6:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
If only
they didn’t commit so many fouls.
I BELIEVE[d].
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jan 9, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe you, Jerry.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Jan 11, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Brings a smile to my face
When the wonko-based memes live on.
The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
#wickdaver
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Is this entire post an inside joke?
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Clearly, he was forced to do so by those damnable statisticians
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
That's life...

Since you're a clearly man of impeccable taste and style, I want to ask you: what do you think of the boots?
by Friar Fever on Jan 10, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He'll live on though, in our hearts and minds...
I just know he’s amassed enough good karma to be prancing in a field of golden unicorns forever.
"Never have a motto, that's what I always say" - Me
http://marcel-oehler.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/1986/05/19860506.gif
Having sex with dolphins
And being an adult for Sam.
The National League West title was all but a lock,
Then they lost 10 in a row, ‘twas like a punch in the jock!
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't































