Game Thread: 9/9, Padres vs. Giants
by jbox on Sep 9, 2010 6:06 PM PDT
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I'm writing this from an iPad while leeching off some unprotected wifi. I feel like a James Bond. I'm not going to lie to you, I wouldn't lie to you... I like our chances. Go padres!
Current Series
4 game series vs Giants @ Petco Park
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San Francisco Giants Thursday, Sep 9, 2010, 7:05 PM PDT Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.
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First!
Lets show no mercy on these Giants!
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
No mercy
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Buenas tardes, amigos
Hola, my good friends
"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."
BELIEVE!
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
Football and baseball?!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Works for me.
There should be some college football too if you want it.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Reporting in
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I have had an awesome day
but a Padres win tonight will make it even more awesome!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
So Jairston could be back this Sunday?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Go Padres
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Is there any chance the giant douche doesn't wipe the SD logo off the mound?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
It was Cain and Sanchez, right?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Cain has been doing it
Since they used to put the Padres starting pitcher’s number on the mound.
And he’s the giant douche.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
He is such an ahole
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
While everyone is waiting for the game to start
Come talk football with us. :)
"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."
I love scotch
Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
by Ketchup on Sep 9, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ron, Ron!!!!!
You’re on the air! Right now!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe you
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Roll Call!
No Mercy for the Gigantes!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Uh
You were already on the roll. I think you are confused as to how this works.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I don't think it means what you think it means
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I'm imagining, halfway through the class
The teacher is giving a lesson on the quadratic, and all of a sudden, Jonathan Holmes just shouts, “HERE!”
"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."
by creanium on Sep 9, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Exactly
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Did anyone else
see this today? As much as I dislike the Rockies, that sounds really freaking painful. I feel bad for the guy.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
You mean "hear" that?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
There he is, there he is... I'm very aroused
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Roll call
Winning this series gives us a 4-game edge on the Giants. LET’S GO PADRES!!
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Or a 6
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
True
But I don’t wanna get Sanchez’d
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think "cocky" is the word I'm looking for here
But yes, that does apply as well
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than getting a Cincinnati Steamer
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
How come the intro to this OT
Has no mention of ghosts anywhere?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I'm tempted to watch the Giants broadcast
Just to see if there are any mentions of ghosts or haunted
"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."
Ghosts have magic killing powers.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Anchorman quotes from IMDB....
A lahoya man clings to life at a university hospital after being vicously attacked by a pack of wild dogs, in an abandoned pool.
Awesome.
Mm. I just burned my tongue.
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Oh MLB.com
I have you.
“We are currently performing upgrades to our website.
The site will be fully functional again at approximately 6:00AM ET.”
So no gameday for me. I’m going to have to rely on you guys to be my eyes and ears today.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
ESPN has a decent gameday thingy.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I'll look into it
Thanks
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I can post a link when its up if you want.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Oops, forgot
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Thanks!
It’s all good though, gameday’s back
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
Yeah, I have MLB.com too
I’m pretty sure everyone with Internet access does these days… lol
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky duck
mine still isn’t!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
less than 30 mins to gametime
by the looks of the crowd so far, we’ll be lucky to break 20,000 tonight :( :(
Numbers don't matter none
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I'm there in spirit
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Never seen that before...
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha!
Suck it, you primadonna!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it me
Or is it sexier when I can’t hear what Jenny Cavner is saying?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
this
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually can't stand to watch Chrissy Russo's interviews
it’s like she’s talking to someone she can’t hear and has no idea how much conversation is taking place
Actually
I was just thinking Chrissy Russo looked a bit bitchy without the sound on.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
In my world
Jenny Cavnar doesn’t really have the capacity to do much talking
"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."
Not with a mouthfull, eh?
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking South African
Or Australian.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I almost forgot about her the other day
But there’s a link on the front page of GLB that has her name on it.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
There are three Padres that totally intimidated me and made me turn into a babbling idiot when I met them: The Gwynn, Hoffy & Argy.
Some might argue that the babbling idiot part you were born with
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Lemme know…
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure we witness it every night here at GLB
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That and the fact that TTG is better in bed
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But does he have the desire to please?
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets go Padres!!!
LETS BEAT THE giants!!!
by PullenHoseFriar on Sep 9, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
no
i was calling my pizza delivery guy a hero, and got excited.
why YOU gotta take it that way?
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
JUST OWN UP
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Delivery guy?
Davey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don’t let him go!
i feel like a bad fan
Lox offered up those free tix for the game tonight and i didn’t partake cause i had no one to go with…
sad panda.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
I would have!
If I had a way to get down there
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
Donny...
This is a man who has never been photographed….you know he can’t be trusted. We don’t really even know if he actually exists.
Good point.
In my mind jbox is horribly disfigured, wears a Phantom of the Opera mask, and walks like Verbal Kint. That’s what he gets for being so secretive.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always just assumed
he is either male model hot, or an elephant man.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
NBC's The Event
Thumbs up or thumbs down?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Eh....
Sounds like Lost
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I'm hoping.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
(pitch meeting)
Hey Guys!! I got an idea. (inhale) hold up… (cough cough exhale) DUDE what if we made a show where 24 fucked Lost??
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
by justdave on Sep 9, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think I'd have to give it a couple of episodes.
Could be decent. But NBC pretty much fails at everything…so the odds are not good.
I agree with everything you just said
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Chuck didn't suck.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You've seen it recently though right?
NBC is trying to make it suck. They just haven’t succeeded yet.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Watched season one
Missed most of season two.
Got lost in season three.
Ok, you may have a point.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Product placement stuff is getting a little ridiculous
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
NBC renewed Chuck, so they can't be all bad.
Just mostly bad.
I've been watching Rubicon on AMC
it totally rules. conspiracy/intelligence thriller done right: slow and thorough.
i've heard this as well
i’ve gotta check it out
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
Like that show.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Roll call!
It’s time to brush the midgets back once again.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Checking in from section 114
The droid x is sick. So is chuck. So are the pads. Let’s do this
by SD Jake on Sep 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
the free seats woulda been w the yellow shirt crew
i feel bad. i should be there and not at home
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
Boo
Not a good start
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Judy...
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Bad start Judy
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
No
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Get it together
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
That's a cool patch
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Boo Judy, boo
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Boo!
1-0 Gigantes
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
This is gonna be a long game...
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
What'd he say!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Judy WTF?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Jon
Make some f_____g pitches!
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Dude...Judy...
Get your shit together!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Cmon bro
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Stfu about Posey
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
MLB's back!
Yay gameday!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
We'll laugh and laugh and laugh
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
hey a strike!
granted it probably would have been a ball if he didn’t swing
Twin killing!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Posey is a fucking shit hitter
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Posey
Professional groundball hitter
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
DP
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Inning over
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Giants suck
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Score some runs off their pitcher
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
It was one run
but Judy didn’t look that great
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Even Neely
messes up Clayton Richard(s)’s last name.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
What is his last name?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
He called him
Clayton Richards
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The SD on the mound lives!
But for how long?
The fat panda makes a nice play
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Ugh, here's Lamewick
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Horrible hair cut dude
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Reminds me of this horrible hairstyle
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That's sweet
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Ludwicks problem is too much head?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
His head was not erect enough
according to Mud.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Walkwick
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
RFL Walk
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Sammy him
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
It comes standard when you're a douche
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Lame
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
I hate it when shift happens.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Don't worry everyone.
They’re thinking of the most creative way to break the collective heart of MCC.
Win a game in which we have no hits?
Doable. Harder now that they’ve scored once though.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Adrian breaks
the Padres home run record next year?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Judy Judy Judy
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
DP please
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Done
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that little panda girl is cute
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
That guy though looks like a douche bag
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Sorry, *IS a douche bag
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Kung Fu Panda Express
Dial it up and he delivers
Double plays are nice.
Not needing double plays is nicer.
Hallelujah!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
The force of Kouz
Is strong tonight
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Haha what a fat piece of shit
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
It's funny cuz he's fat
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My roomie is lossing it...
All I did was mention this comment, and he’s gone. Literally LOL.
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
Another F-ing walk?!
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
No me likey
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, we can't rely entirely upon the DP tonight.
Stop walking every other batter.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez us Herbert Christ, Judy!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Hey look, a strike!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Jeez, judy
get your shit together!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
He'll go 5 innings tonight
It looks like his stuff just isn’t hitting where it needs to be.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Another DP ball.
He coulda got 4 outs there.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
It woulda carried over to the next inning
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of it
Thank goodness
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
yah exactly
he should get into something else instead…
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Why is Kouz associated with double plays?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
That is what Kouz's do.
Hit into DP’s
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Adrian
hit into more double plays in the same amount of time
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Lies!!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Kouzmanoff 48
Adrian 53 from 07-09
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Adrian also had almost 400 more PAs
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Yes
But Adrian did other things too. Kouz, not so much.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Aid had more dingerz
And RBI. And other stuff
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wimbledon.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Uh-oh.
Drama’s in perv mode. Stay clear of dark alleys.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there any other modes?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate first pitch outs!!!!!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Awww...
Look at Heath standing all by himself.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe they'll cure cancer in the third inning.
Then he can relax until the 9th.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo.
pathetic
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
This is pathetic.
I have a feeling we are gonna get no hit tonight.
JINX'D
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No mo no-no's
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Okay Judy, no more walks please
If that’s even possible
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
I'm working on history homework at the moment,
So baseball will be on the back-burner for me tonight. I’ll be in an out of this place to keep track of how the game is going.
Go Padres!!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
When it comes to Yahoo baseball coverage...
If it’s not Jeff Passan, it’s not worth paying attention to.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, c'mon
At least put a subject line so I can get rid of that… Jeez
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Garland gives up about 4 BB/9 this ytear
Has he met the quota today yet?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Praise be to Kouz
please grant us another DP.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Not happening
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicken comes, Huff hits homer
SACRIFICE LIVE CHICKEN!! hah, jk
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 9, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
motherf*cker
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
School boy bitch batting
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
It's not directly over the heart of the plate, so it doesn't count for a Padre pitcher
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
can we score some runs now please?
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Judy sucks balls
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
fourth of an inning
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Hey guys
MATT CAIN IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN IS THROWING A NO-RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
How bad is it?
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
10-game losing streak bad
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
WE'RE WITNESSING HISTORY HERE, GUYS!!!
NO-HITTER FOR MATT CAIN!!
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN IS THROWING A NO HITTER.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
MATT CAIN'S BOYFRIEND HAS REMAINED FAITHFUL THUS FAR
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Oh, yeah!
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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 9, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Venahomer!!!!
just got into the OT i think ill stay awhile
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Venabomb!
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
There goes the no-runner
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Nice.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 7:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Does he ever do that though?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
About to be 47 and 9
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
scrappy is pretty crappy as of late
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
That last one
Didn’t need to be right at a guy to be caught in the air though.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Padres aren't allowed to hit balls on the screws
Gotta dink ’em in. ;-)
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
.118 BA and .200 OBP in September going into this game.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
this is what i have seen
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Giants roid.
Torres, Huff, and Burrell all of a sudden got good this year.
When do we warm up LeBlanc or Correia?
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Next season?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Sandoval only 24
With the cholesterol of a 64 year old.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
oh garland
ugh,
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
much betta
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
He is a big ball out there that fat bastard
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Kouz smiles upon ths game.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Of course
A lot of it is than Garland gets a lot of ground balls and the Giants don’t have a lot of good hitters.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
That fat motherfuck lol dp lol
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Hahahaaa...
Go eat some bamboo you fat fuck.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Deep fry it first
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
And then drown it in gravy
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Stuffed with cheese
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
With a side of waffle fries
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Australian battered
covered with nacho cheese and bacon bits
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
kung fulol
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Double play
with extra cheese you obese waste.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
wooooow
the f*ck…
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Wow
There is a jet stream to right center. No way I thought that was out off the bat.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I don't think so
He always sucks and he doesn’t give up stuff like that.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Judy...knock it off
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Garland why are you pitching with your stupid face?
Use your good face.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Tell him to knock off the stupid face pitching
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
i hate Uribe and his flailing arms
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribe? Really?
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 8:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Don't go all MCC on us.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Yay
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I dont get it
How players can be so bad one year, and go crazy the next.
Even without the steroid talk
Is that really that hard to fathom?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
More runs please
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Weisbarth & Sonic Cup
makes everything better
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
it feels like over half the games I've attended this year have been Garland starts
I’m so tired of it
Same with me.
I’ve been to like 7 games this year and I swear I think Garland’s started 6 of them.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Is that John Moores phone?
I want to yell at someone.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
John Moores could care less about the Padres
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that so?
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Garland would be a really good pitcher
If he didnt fall behind EVERY F*CKING BATTER.
So true
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I liked the contact on that one
Way better than a lot of his other outs.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
by Wonko on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How'd the Giants score again?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Home run
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
couple of dinks
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What breaks?
I’d say those DPs are the breaks and we’re getting those.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
The breaks?
They’ve blasted two homeruns to the deepest part of the park.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Adrian
For the last few days it was almost impossible for him to get out.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Nice at bats guys.
Good God.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
for the game
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No...?
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon...
all I wanted was a run or two to keep it close. Is that too much to ask?
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
Eh
I think he’ll probably make a couple more starts after that.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
its only the end of the fourth
holy crap guys. chill out.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
I'm not really all foulweather
But when was the last time we scored more than 4 runs?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
we did it 8 straight games fairly recently
we can do it again
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www.throughbucknerslegs.com
Not sure,
but pretty sure it wasn’t against SF. While we tend to beat them, usually they are low-scoring affairs.
I just tweeted this...
We set a Padres record by scoring 5 or more runs in 8 straight games. But we haven’t scored 5 runs in 12 games and counting now.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Andres Torres: Face it, you're just overachieving
Time for you to regress back to your suck level
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Sinkerballer - better when their arms tires out a little.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
He needs to do a marathon fap session
before he’s allowed to take the mound on his next start.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Garland should just keep throwing everything inside.
Apparently the heart of the strike zone is on the inside edge of the plate.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
garland reminds of matthew fox
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
In that they both are LOST
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Noone in Baltimore noticed.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
he freebases dehydrated animal testicles
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
who leads the Padres in doubles?
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
the giants
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Adrian
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
how many?
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
29
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Stupid. Face.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
good god almighty
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
This one's over.
We’ll get em tomorrow.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Let the Giants get all cocky today
And we’ll pwn them the rest of the series.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I'd rather demoralize them tonight with a late innings comeback.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm staying tuned for this
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Hi, I'm LetBurroughsPitch,
and I believe.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Hello LetBurroughsPitch
I believe too. We should start a believers club
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
seriously
i never realized they called games over in the 5th inning…
and you wonder why a lot of people are skipping OTs recently..
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
I skip because I have work. :/
But I told my manager I need to go home, tonight is a MWG
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't call games over in the 5th inning
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Neither did I
We must not have gotten the memo
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
They didn't send a memo...
It was sent via singing telegram.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You were napping.
I saw the whole thing go down.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I always fall asleep
at the most inappropriate times.
Did you at least video tape it for me?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
He video taped you sleeping, if that's what you meant.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
But I already knew that
I was hoping he took a short break to make me happy by filming the singing telegram.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
The guy didn't sing because you didn't answer the door.
He was waiting out there in his bunny costume and everything. You didn’t answer so he just hopped on down the road.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I haz a sad.
Why didn’t you wake me up?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I don't have your number!!
I only have your facebook, myspace, address, shoe size, twitter, eating habits, hair clippings in a jar, fake garbage pickup where I drive by and steal all your garbage, doctor’s records, report cards, family history, friend Chad locked in my basement, and formspring.
But I don’t have your phone number.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you can keep Chad
He’s a dick and we are no longer friends.
And do you have my old address or my new one, because I move a week from sunday.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I'm gonna be up there this weekend installing the new equipment.
It’s gonna be nice. Night vision, motion detection, heat sensors… the works.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Welome to the club
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I believe
that this game’s slightly out of reach and we’re going to do better tomorrow.
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by Axion on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
whisper words of wisdom
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
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Posey has that Matt Holliday
douche face to him on the swing
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
It isn't his fault he was inbred.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate any kid's parents who name
or nickname their child stupid shit like that. Wat a phag.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What a horrible outing by Garland.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
Get used to it
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Too Bad.
Next to Sanchez, the SF pitcher I hate the most is Matt Cain and enjoy beating him. Not today.
Oh wait, forgot about Zito….
Lincecum is the biggest bitch of them all
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I suppose.
but he’s too goofy to hate. Cain’s a little bitch and deserves to lose. Likewise Sanchez.
Lincecum just goes out and pitches.
The other two actively do douchey things and act like bitches.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
looks like tomorrow will be the battle to get to 80
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
Via Twitter 619sports
When Jon Garland said after his last start that he’d like to see the offense score “10 or 15 runs” didn’t know it was b/c he’d give up 9…
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Saviors a believer.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, Guillen playing handball out there.
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Judging by Judy's performance tonight
It’s his favorite thing.
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I was kidding up above
saying Cain was only at 13 pitches. But looking at Gameday he really is only at 50! Looks like he’ll have a CG today.
Let's get 8 runs this inning.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Certainly setting up for it
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I say 6
If we get 8, Buddy might leave Judy in
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lets go padres....
i wanna hear that whack ass macy gray tonight
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
HEADLEY
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Hahaha
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That's why you can't wear high heels, Juan.
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Can we release him already?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
chip away
demoralize them by slowly coming back and beating them…
nothing scarier than the slow approach of inevitable impending doom.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
How about a Venastrikeout?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
How about a Fresca?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Bad after taste
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Yay Baxter onthe on-deck!
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
Mostly the latter
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a SU2C Padres patch.
I just have no flipping clue what I would do with it.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
i want the Padres to su2the giants
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Venunclutch
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Neely sounds crestfallen
(maybe he’s sounded this way all game, but I just turned the sound on)
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
It changed around the second HR
definitely noticeable.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Baxter, show me you believe.
Hit the ball into the beach.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
So that's who that goofy white dude is
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Tag was made!
Did you see it?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
You saw it right?
So obvious.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
fck
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
guys don't leave Chase on third anymore please
thanks
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
Even chase would leave chase on third
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Baxter sucks
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
@FollowThePadres
Extra pitching depth makes it easier for the #Padres to absorb another short start by Garland (5 innings). Correia warming in the bullpen.
No shit sherlock.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Is this supposed to be some kind of positive??
Yay, KC gets to come mop up and most-likely make it worse?? WTF?
I think maybe he's trying to educate
More pitchers in pen means more depth.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Sort of
We could be wasting someone useful instead of KC.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Eww, Correia is pitching?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
He's usually good for a couple before exploding.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Not tonight
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Its funnier this way
And you know it.
Also it was totally a TWSS. Get with it people.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
#Budbot wants to lose.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
You'ld think it'd be the opposite, right?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Believe?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
I still believe.
But I’m just really not a KC fan.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Stand up to cancer, Kevin
Don’t be a Garland.
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Yay Correia
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Yep...
this game has now officially become “funny bad” like 08 and most of 09.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You just love that cancer, Kevin
Makes your day.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Boo
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Another one.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Ain't going to get your job back that way KC.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
lol
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Garland should get good.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Sandoval throws his bat like it's a vegetable.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
The suck has been passed,
young padawan
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
Who's pitching tomorrow?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Richard.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Richard
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Okay it's really over now
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Colorado scored six runs in the last few innings of their game
why can’t we?
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
Cause we're the Padres and play in a real ballpark
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
I'm not giving up on the season, just this game
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
We cant cheat the humidor.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
R U 4 Real?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
no just the incessive negativity grates on me
i feel like people are excited when we start losing cause it gives them a chance to say “i TOLD you we were gonna suck…”
that, in addition to the legions of giants fans i have blowing up facebook and my phone talking about how great the giants are and the inevitability of the Padres collapse (added to my unfortunate sobriety) have me in a cranky fucking mood.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
However
No one here is talking about a collapse. Its just that this game is a little out of hand and not even our manager cares to do anything about it. Its not exactly one that seems like a likely comeback.
And trying to say that some Coors Field inflated BS is gonna happen here just makes people wonder about your sanity.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
who ever said i was sane?
im a f-cking Padres fan for f-cks sake…
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
hugs dave, hugs
It can be the third time the Giants beat the Padres this year. We’ll survive. :)
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
It's just one game.
And f**k all those other people. Plus, if we do collapse and miss the playoffs, then just pretend that you don’t really care about baseball anyway.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Punch those motherf**kers in the teeth
I’ll hold them down for you.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
1. Pitching
2. Defense
3. ??
4. Profit
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We don't control which balls the umpire gets
and we can’t feed them loaded un-humidored balls.
Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked like he tried
Trying again would be a little conspicuous
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
No
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Sweet.
"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day
by All Things SD on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What does that even mean?
It has you apostrophe r-e. Is it saying “Welcome to you are doom?” And the “doom” is in quotation marks!
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Is the wink implied??!?
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
He did sign off on the proofs...
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
row row row your boat...
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
James!
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
It is I.
’Allo.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
What brings you to these parts?
I hope it’s not the Giants lead….
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I'm a Giants fan.
But I’m always in the opposing team threads.. I just generally don’t comment, as I’m not one for trash talk unless very, very drunk, and I’m out of beer.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Well that's terrible.
Just awful.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
If it's any consolation, I'm more of a general baseball fan.
More of a football guy, myself. Getting into baseball more and more because I have to cover the Giants and A’s..
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Look at you... movin' on up!
(or not, sucks that is has to be those teams!)
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by Axion on Sep 9, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raiders, Sharks, Warriors, Cal and Stanford, too.
Ugh Raiders.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I'm going to the...
Stanford game this weekend.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
There is a very good chance that I will be there.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Adding you on twitter.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I suppose I'll tweet about it tomorrow if I know I'm going.
Also, the period of time in which there was a lack of posting on US hurt my soul.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Yeah, we've been terrible this summer
I’ve taken on extra actual work leaving less time for screwing around.
Survivor and Amazing Race will come back strong though.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I keep running across things that would be perfect to post.
Being the SB Nation slave that I am, I pop over and then realize I don’t write for there. Then I slave on 15 articles for the Bay Area site.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Add fanshots
We usually check for those. Sometimes they inspire me to do something.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Ewww, like a commoner? :[
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Think of it as
splashing water at a washed up tidal creature.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
How about pelting homeless people with change really hard?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
That too
But I’m not going to chase it if it rolls away.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I'll cover the change with industrial strength adhesive.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I promise not to huff too much of it.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
you’re doom
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
only today
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this year
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
No.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard that
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Yay?
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
There's a Point
when you realize it ain’t your day. But it’s just one game. . . we can still win this series. I’m not worried.
This
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
We're inflating their egos
So we can pop them later.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Mmmmhmmm
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Neely just called us the Pirates.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Now that hurts
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Although A McCutcheon would be a good fit for a team like this
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
makes sense now
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
inb4 18 straight losing seasons
"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day
by All Things SD on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
My 6-year old learned to ride a two-wheeler today
i think I’ll hod onto that memory as I go to bed, to block out this one.
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
*hold
Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Good times
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Awesome.
That was one of the best days of my life.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i chose the worst games to go to
At least you guys are entertaining. Cuz this game isn’t
by SD Jake on Sep 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sunday is the game to go to.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
ill be there actually
Love stauffer
by SD Jake on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Stauff is Saturday.
Sunday is Latos v Lincecum
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Stuaff is pitching Saturday
And I’m also going
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
You're banned from PETCO
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was just Wiggins
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
time for a rally
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Padres have their work cut out for them. Will yourselves to victory, Friars!
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Score some runs
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
They said that with Eckstein out too
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yea but we were winning when JHair was in here...
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
True.
But this game just falls in that “other” category regardless.
There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!
by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This weekend
But having lead off again sounds like a bad idea.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I think I saw on twitter somewhere that he could come back this Sunday
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Garland is a bitch.
Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Hi ;)
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Apparently there's a fire near San Fran right now
There’s a gay joke in there somewhere, but, I’m not going there.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Yeah, doesn't look like the place to be right now.
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like they are already pretty associated.
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In the biblical sense...?
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Remember when Eckstein was really hard to strike out?
Those were nice times
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I do.
Kinda wish I didn’t so I wasn’t surprised when he did.
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I WILL THROW HANDS
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by Axion on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Question.
Do really really think Bud Black is a good manager. I don’t mean good pitcher coach I mean good MANAGER.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
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You're wrong.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You should just start rooting for the Giants.
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I'm going to start rooting for Bob Scanlan to be manager.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That would probably work about as well as Jerry Coleman as manager.
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I'm pretty sure Jerry lead them to their best record up to that point.
So good?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why ask the question?
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Managed my SDABL team to the playoffs just fine
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody cares about your Alter Boy League team
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by John Gennaro on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the 1989 National League MVP does
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
But opinions can't be wrong
and since yours can’t be more informed than mine, it’s simply interpretation.
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I think so.
Especially compared to Bochy.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well,
I think he’s a poor game tactician, especially when it comes to pulling a pitcher who needs to go.
On the other hand, he’s good at squad rotation and is doing very well with the youth. As a low payroll club, I think the latter outweighs the former.
I would suggest that the vast majority of his job takes place behind the scenes,
which makes judging him in any way extremely difficulty.
Valid point
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He's good at managing a team.
Bad at managing a baseball game.
But what more can we expect from a moron?
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It would be helpful to have a manger that could manage a baseball game
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd think that
Yet there aren’t many in the majors that seem to be educated on the subject. Its like they were taught by other people that never really understood how to manage games and its gone on like that for generations of managers.
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This times a million.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I think so.
Sciosca’s guys have been pretty good (Joe Maddon as well). He’s a baseball guy – he gets it.
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Luddouble?
This game is all sorts of bizarre.
Dubwick!!!
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
2-out rally?
A run or two here would be nice.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bring in a couple runs this inning
the game would become at least remotely interesting.
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Or dont. Hey, whatever.
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by LaFLamme on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Adrian please
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Aw
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Cain is good
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haven't we knocked him around over the past two years?
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Lots of wins
I don’t remember a lot of runs.
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I wouldn't say that.
We’ve beat him a lot, but I think they were low-scoring squeakers. Cain was a kind of “hard luck” pitcher for the first couple of seasons he pitched, losing a lot of games where he’d only give up one run or two.
For just the first couple seasons?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We beat him all the time
but we do it with pitching.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Low run support
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Go then, Adrian
there are other worlds than these.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
How about a 5-run bottom of the 7th...
and a 2-run walk off in the 9th to win it? OK?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Durango with the walk-off
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Over the beach
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Walk off slider
By a no name reliever would piss them off more.
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What was that guy's named they made up?
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Ryan Davids
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Ah, yes
We need Ryan Davids!
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Have them send up a few cases of them from the basement.
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How the heck do you name your son Aubrey?
Or were they hoping that they’d have a girl and really liked the name?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Like "Buster" Posey.
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
To give him a chip on his shoulder.
Like Sue.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
His daddy told him
“I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you’d have to get tough or die
And it’s the name that helped to make you strong.”
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They need take back Posey's Olympic medal
No way he’s 14.
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Maybe he's Chinese?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
SF has the highest % of Chinese Americans
I’m just saying. I’m just saying.
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And you leave 6 men on base in consecutive at-bats last night...
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Well, it's midnight here.
I gotta wake up early, so I’m going to bed.
I like that plan up above with the 5-run 7th and then a walk-off. Do that. I’ll be happy when I see the final score tomorrow morning.
GO PADRES!!
If Tom Brady hits me,
I’m definitely going to the hospital.
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With an autograph
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Oh no you didnt!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Yogurt is not good today
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I wish he looked "fifty" tonight.
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Hundley would get more starts since he's been jackin' the ball lately.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
Rather see the other guy that forgot how to hit. Makes more sense to keep throwing him out there. Let the hot guy cool off.
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Is it wildfire season already?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
Have you seen San Bruno lately.
I’ll forgive you if you haven’t since the news media is obsessed with the Koran burning guy.
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Korean burning guy?
Wasn’t he pissed of that he had to watch soccer or something?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn that's better than this abortion of a game
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I see why we're having trouble: Not enough Hundley in this linwup :-(
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
When was the last time Torre had a hit?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Yesterday.
But it was after he choked with BFOP twice.
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Still had the lowest WPA on the team for the game
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And I still don't care.
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I think the Giants steroids/HGH faciality just exploded.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
They've been eating nothing but stem cells.
Harvested from Nancy Pelosi’s stem cell factory.
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Huh
That must be where they keep Obama’s Kenyan Muslim birth certificate
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
In a room
lined with panels… death panels.
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by Axion on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
:D
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
notice how he only throws up and in to brush back the hitter
with 2 strikes and outs — Yorvit and Ludwick
Torrealba owns Cain
That was the logic behind his start tonight.
.344 (11-for-32, 2B, 2 3B, HR, 6 BB, 7 SO)
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Oh my lord
A huge f**king moth just kamikaze’d itself into my lamp. I hope it’s sacrifice brings the Padres good luck somehow.
It’s still smoking.
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Seriously.
I saw it flying around and I tried to convince my dad to kill it, and he said “wait a second” and then in flew into the lamp and started burning.
Smoke is still coming out of my lamp at an alarming rate.
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Drizzle a little sesame seed oil over it
Sprinkle with cayenne pepper. You got yourself a party.
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Does this mean you're coming over?
Who gave you my address? Damn it, Donny!
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and over and over and over.
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I'll be sure to grab some drop cloths.
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Get those eraser shavings
they put down when someone throws up.
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I thought that was a sawdust blend
“Do I detect a hint of cinammon?”
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, right, they've gone greener now
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Anyone gonna be in Vegas this weekend?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
OR DID HE?
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Pads need 6 runs and they have 6 outs to work with
Let’s do this.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Hey, Sam, what are you doing on Tuesday, around 8pm?
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Probably watching the game on tv?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go to the soccer game.
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Keep an eye on the
grounds crew and the Friar “Office” Mound, will ya?
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I do want to see what it looks like
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Are you mad?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
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and by mad I mean completely bonkers
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
QUITE!
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Well, as much as I love watching the Padres get whooped, I'm off to the gym.
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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
I'm taking solace
in this Bridgeport IPA
"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."
It's all this collective negativety that's
making us suck. That and not playing well.
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Is it a gallon-sized glass?
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by friarinchicago on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's play two
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
When's the last time Ludwick made contact?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
This is the third time this has worked in thel ast two nights
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ludwick Kouz'd it.
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IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL IT'S OVER!!!
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
Let's go Coors Field comeback!
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
What an ugly kick off game for the NFL.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I will never, ever, ever eat at Panera Bread thanks to their advertising on Padres.tv.
For the past two weeks, I’ve had to see their commercial TWICE, back-to-back during EVERY commercial break. Every half-inning: 2 Panera Bread ads. Every pitching change: 2 Panera Bread ads. I think it works out to about 50 times per game. It’s driving me insane.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
I can't watch it any more
I never want to eat a strawberry again
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I've never seen it.
Nor have a been to a Panera.
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It's not even that annoying of a commercial...
it’s just that any commercial you see 50 times every day for weeks on end would make Jack a dull boy. Or something.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
?
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So frustrating that this happens on the same day as that silly Rockies game
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Fuck the Rockies
And their joke of a ballpark.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
also they cheat
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You can say that all you want
But if they get to the playoffs instead of us, it won’t help very much.
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He's getting pummelled back there.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nasty
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His eyes are crossed now.
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Uncrossed, then recrossed.
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L
Get out of my sight, Garland.
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And your stupid face.
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someone should "get in his face" about that performance
"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."
Whelp, when Judy pitches like a batting cage machine
Can’t really expect much. I can’t remember a worse start from him. Maybe opening day.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pitching machines can throw strikes
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever been to Boomers/Family Fun Center
Throwing strikes ain’t their forte.
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They have those crappy rubber balls, too.
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Which void the warranties of baseball bats :(
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't feel right when you make contact.
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TWSS
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions