Padres defeat the Dodgers, streaky team streaks
by Dex on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM PDT
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PrintTen game losing streaks can do crazy things to your brain. Fortunately, 2 game winning streaks can make your brain feel a little less of the pain that was once there.
Mat Latos is ridiculous, right? I mean, he's really good at baseball. I wonder what his tattoos are of. I been thinking of getting some ink. My latest idea: Panda bear on the California flag where the grizzly is. That's good, right? That or a koi swimming up my arm. Or maybe a tree. I'm very distracted right now. JBox will have better stories.
GO PADRES!!!
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To answer your question, Jordan...
I wasn’t a choir nerd. Chorus was required in middle school unless you were in band class. And I wasn’t in band.
Also, isn’t this the creepiest opening line of any song ever: “I’ve been alone with you inside my mind”? If a guy said that to you wouldn’t you consider getting a restraining order?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
Well it looks like my search for the perfect man isn’t over yet.
And yes, probably. But I’ve heard a ton of creepy things in my short life, so I might not notice how creepy it is until later when he has me tied up in his basement with a knife at my throat.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
Oh. I see.
So, your perfect man has to be a choir nerd. Well, what about some guy you just have a wild fling with? Does he have to be able to sing show tunes?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it helps.
A lot.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
What's a dealbreaker for you
in looking for a mate?
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Less than ten phalanges
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, your search for the perfect man IS over.
…but since I’m spoken for, you’ll have to settle for nearly-perfect.
/narcissism’d
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, oh TTG, you are so funny! Good try,
But the last time I checked, you didn’t look like this
and aren’t in a Tony nominated musical, soooo, yeaaaah. ;)
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
He looks like he could use an antiretroviral treatment or seven.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I'd go with 8
just to be sure.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
LOL, okay, yeah
he looks a little sick and could probably use a tan and should probably gain at least some muscle. But he has the voice of a freaking god
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I laughed so hard because
right as her comment ending with “I’m such a nerd” popped up, I was in the middle of saying “I’m such a nerd” because I just got done telling TMBGOTFOTE about the time Ron Mexico gave me the best birthday present ever. EVER!
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, I love when things like that happen!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
What did he give you?
Horn-rimmed glasses? A pocket protector?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dig around the wiki.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't for you.
#mockjerkishness
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Where do you guys look up magic #s ?
Supposedly this site takes into account head 2 head matchups to get the most accurate #s and it has us @:
22 wins to clinch
4 Wins to avoid elimination of 1st and
2 Wins to avoid elimination of the playoffs
E# is on MLB.com's standings
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I just look at NL West because thats what matters to me.
162 + 1 – Padres Wins – Giants Losses = Magic number
163 – 78 – 61 = 24
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Or 25 games left, Giants are 1.0 GB
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IJALA
(not really)
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dex, you should get a tattoo of Calvin taking a wizz
on the logos of all the other NL West logos. That would be super rad.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate that shit.
That disrespects what Waterson was all about. He never did crass garbage like that. The picture that stupid effin’ rednecks reappropriated was actually not of him peeing but of him filling up a water balloon. Few things are sacred to me but C&H is one of them.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not giving you hell, tdk...
I know you were just joshin’.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What if it was the Friar and not Calvin?
No disrespect to Waterson, other teams’ symbols getting whizzed on… Isn’t this a win, win, win situation?
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Hell yeah! I still wear my Calvin and Hobbes shirt I got in 98 and I have every book of C&H ever.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Gotta love the hate from MCC.
Best part about beating LA is how livid and ugly the comments can get.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Didn't really see anything particulary scintillating
However, I was surprised by how much they mentioned the umpire sucking.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Did you guys know we signed Todd Hundley?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
fail.
"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead
by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Will TTG become TheThirdHundley now?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
I wonder how much Nick bought it for.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
He probably got the Hundles discount.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that when he robs them an gunpoint?
#Gundley
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Maybe he just busts out his arms
and gives them tickets to the Gundley show
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
Idea for Dex's tattoo:
The words “Put Things In Me” on the lower back (tramp stamp).
I need new pants.
by jodes0405 on Sep 7, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
how is this not GREEN???
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Though if we're going to bring Pandas into the tattoo conversation
Have a unicorn wearing an SD hat humping a fat-bastard panda wearing an SF hat.
Do it.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
To Dex
You should get a tattoo of Clayton Richard
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."
Those MCC guys are really getting no my tits...
you know whats hilarious there are probably guys on gaslamp ball saying "fucking diamondbacks, they cant do anything!!"
by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
all 4 of them?
by mlb22 on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
there are probably guys on gaslamp ball
I doubt that very much.
Thing C
by markdash on Sep 7, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It’ll be awesome when we sweep them for third(?) time this season.
BABIP
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the Trevor Hoffman video on ESPN.com
and when it finished it said “You may also like…” and then started playing a video about the Rockies winning 5 straight.
Effin’ east coast bias. They have no idea what I may also like.
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
by Johnny UT on Sep 8, 2010 7:33 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Heath Bell
Do you guys think that using Heath like last night, will cause problems during the play-offs?
If it was up to Heath...
he’d pitch every single game.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 8, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Last night their was a guy on his first date with a girl
and he was so obviously trying to kiss her but wouldn’t close the deal. If that was any of you on here, I apologize for 4 of us yelling to “kiss her” all night.
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
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