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Around SBN: The End Of Sabanball: Details, Barbarians, And Precision

Open Thread, 9/7/2010: Padres vs Dodgers

Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres, Sep 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT


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Here's what I think. I think the Padres knew that people were starting to believe in them, so they challenged us with stuff that wouldn't jive with what we thought we knew. It was a philosophical challenge, and many failed, and those people will not be as rewarded at the end of the season when we Win It All.

That, or statistics and probability actually do work the way that some people (that I had previously figured were morons) think they do and the Padres are not a 95 win team.

In any case, we've now broken the streak, but I'd like to see another win before my stomach settles down after the freefall we experienced. I'm not sure if that will happen or not.

Deep breaths. Do whatever it was you did yesterday. Keep the karma.

GO PADRES!!!



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BEAT LA!

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Let's work on 10 in a row

Before we get ahead of ourselves with this 2 in a row stuff.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Sep 7, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHANGE AVATAR

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change your avatar.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

better?

=)

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Haha

NICE

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is BEAUTIFUL.

What a sexy, sexy man.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST!

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two in a row. Two in a row. Two in a row.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies already hung a crook in the first.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

checking in real quick

won’t be able to stay, my softball league starts tonight.

bring me a winner

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by justdave on Sep 7, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo you gonna pick up those tickets or shall I try to get people on stubhub to overpay

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately prolly not gonna be able to take em

pretty bummed about it too

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by justdave on Sep 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

k

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Game

Checking from 135 for tonight. Have fun on the thread.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Sep 7, 2010 6:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What section are you in?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

135, r2

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Sep 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Beat LA.

That is all.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Just wanted to point out

that until that streak, the statistics said the Padres were as good as a 95-win team.

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you said "Beat LA." was all.

Liar.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost all.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NE one seen Marty1090, Darren and the "SAW"

is she driving that bus full of bandwagoners back to Petco 2night

by starsandbars on Sep 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

*steak

/Drama’d

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we changing our avatars again?

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

I love my avatar. I don’t want any other avatar.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us are just behind the times

Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since TTG

Made it sound last night as though my avatar would be inadequate for tonights game last night, avatar change again for me!
(Just yankin’ your chain dude, I just wanted to change it to something Padres-ey)

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many "last night's" in that last sentence

I was really trying to drive the point home, I guess

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My avatar took its final form after the win.

run “padresgame.exe -console”
impulse 101
godmode
noclip

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DNKROZ

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

godmode

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sillyme

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll Call

Checking in from left field upper reserve, its game time!

by Rally Cap on Sep 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I really don't care for that dude

who does the Harley Davidson commercials.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

a jodes-sized pic from jodes

If you print it out, you can lick the back and stick it on a letter.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like that winning thing that happened last night.

Lets try it again.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

weak hit = easy 1st out

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Stauffer hit 95 mph last night....

….in his car on the drive home maybe.

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ktos!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

On an "electric slider"

LOL Mud

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got

that Electric Feel.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeya!

K-tos

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What did I read on twitter that Tony Gwynn Jr was practicing today?

I thought he was out for the year?

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

October 1st

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does this meeeeeeeeean?

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats when Mr Padre Jr. is set to returnn

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, for serious?

This is great news.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has more of the Gwynn in him than we previously thought

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that if you could

you would want more Gwynn in you

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not afraid of some Gwayness,

but you’re afraid of some Gwynncest? Does not compute.

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lovethe girlseveryone on this blog.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe she was talking about me.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That a boy Jonathan Holmes.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What'd I do?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your tweet

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos is a pretty good pitcher.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Water is wet.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is jodes

too much?

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

K2

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE TONIGHTS STRIKE ZONE UMP

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

KKtos

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The name on the front of his jersey.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The clap hurts, man.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure at this point

its not a schedule movie, just a running gag

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

*scheduled

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know man

In 5 years Michael Cera might look like he’s in his early 20’s

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be really weird to see him get older...

although it doesn’t seem to be happening yet and he’s been “famous” for 10 years now.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, really???

Jeez….get that f’in movie made!!!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no crying in baseball!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clever and disgusting.

All at the same time.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Drama for you.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we're pitching again

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Petco Park had a bigger parking lot (like the Q)

Do you think the average attendance would be higher?

I for one, would attend probably 10 more games a year than I do.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this?

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big ass parking garage on the southeast side of the stadium...

Right now it’s inaccessible because you have to walk like half a mile up Harbor Drive just to get to a safe crossing area. The bridge will make it so you can park in the parking garage on Harbor and walk straight over to the stadium.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you mean that thing they are building over the train tracks?

I’ve been wonder wtf that thing is. Why is it taking so long to build?

They were building that thing in July of 2009 (when I went to comic con) and it hadn’t finished by July 10 (comic con again)

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're making it some unique thing

The only one of its kind or something like that, I heard.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get that one.

The convention center is across the street and they have a big lot next door.

by field39 on Sep 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you cook hot dogs and drink beer in the Convention Center Parking lot?

The tailgating parking lot at Petco is too small.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I read one of your comments now

I get confused and think I said it. And I could totally picture myself saying this.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, that's totally something I'd ask.

…or did I?

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did, didn't you?

Or, should I say, I did, didn’t I?

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Tailgating

Its literally one of the few times of my life where I can just sit back, relax, and not worry about anything other than an upcoming sporting event. Its very therapeutic.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes it was.

Now I can only do it 8+ times a year for the Chargers, and parking is like $25 for Chargers games. I think it was around $5 or $10 for Padres.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

In lieu of actual tailgating

You drive down with a tasty beverage and consume it on your way to one of the many fine eateries in the Gaslamp.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not the same

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

but you make do.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just go to the tin fish

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's nowhere else...

Good people-watching, not-so-great service setup or food.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a seafood fan

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proper Pub is my current favorite

Happy hour before & after Padre games.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

day* games.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tilted Kilt has lots of big boobies

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Butter Faces too

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't look at their faces I look at their boobies

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

tailgating has been discouraged by the restrictions in place

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yours?

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish.

I’d gladly piss on Kershaw’s head.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

Kinky

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peeing on someone is never cool

Unless your into that kind of thing….

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I let my friend pee on my car when I was 18

I was in an altered state of mind though.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mary Jane?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Mary Poppins

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why'd you mess around with Mary Poppins?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why'd you mess around with Mary Poppins?

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny had a hat like that

Just sayin’.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL dumbass

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sound surprised.

You know I’m a total dumbass.

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point

I should never be surprised by your dumbassery.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Foreman approves of Drama's dumbassery

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey Blake is annoying.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Kouzmanoff,

I want a GIDP. Please channel your suck into Andre.

Love,
GLB

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Khalil intercepted the message.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were thinking about him?

while you were in the shower?

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not normal?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showers at 7/11?

You’re a f*cking ninja.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKtos

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

See ya Ethier

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

K3

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

K4

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STD

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKK-tos

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKtos

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos looking sharp

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco'd

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It says a lot about Deno's character.

That being it sucks.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denorfia sucks

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can

It’s the only good thing that will happen to Raider Nation this season. Very generous.

by I8EtoDunbar on Sep 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deno is dead to me

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empty Petco Park is empty.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional hitdrian

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Spotlight on Miggy

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Miggy's socks.

I wish Aids would go back to the high socks.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

come on miggy

work the count and get on base

by Conor858 on Sep 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

deal

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy's switched to having his pant legs up!

Now if only he could get the other guys to do it

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the third game in a row, I think

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since he didn't have an AVATAR to CHANGE

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh Miggy how I love you.

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by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Miggy single!

So what are he chances we keep Miggy around next year?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Miggy

I think I’m going to start using the Miggy spotlight in everyday situations.

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Successfully finish folding your laundry

SPOTLIGHT

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's my grandpa's birthday today.

And after singing Happy Birthday I used the spot light.

He gave it back.

I felt proud.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirate Hundley is clutch

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Speedy Gonzalez

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Like 'tec's dick.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom never complains

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because she doesn't even know it's going on.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I'm not unoriginal

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL I GOT HER NUMBAH!!!

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by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

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by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

...drink alike.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm wat
Your mom never complains

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick burn.

Matches the one around his brownhole.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Rule 74

When you can’t think of anything funny to say, mention poop or where it comes from.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for not disapointing

I knew I could count on you, or me.

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Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you?

Some kinda writer or somethin"?

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wordsmith

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by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow Adrian is slow.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow Adrian is slow.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the sound ahead for anyone else?

I hear the hit and then see it.

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

UH OH SNEAKY PIG BASES LOADED

THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR

SHIT SAC FLY WORKS

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Devious Bacon

delivers

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Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sneaky RBI is sneaky.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sneaky Pig RBI!

1-0 Good Guys

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Point.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t, PADRES AHEAD

RAWR, DOYER BITCHEZ!!!

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ktos

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing considering the rockies and giants already have insurmountable leads

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

An insurmountable lead in Denver?

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do such things exist?

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Bust out the cheater balls once they get a lead

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do people in Philly really sound like that

in that Carl’s Jr. ad?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you go to any of the games

They sound WORSE

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

went to the game two Saturdays ago

didn’t encounter that dialect at Petco

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

People in my sections were obnoxious

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by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with me

They kept touching Yoda so I had to put them in their place

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were touching Yoda?

Did you threaten to sue then for harassment?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got in their faces

Said some nonsense then left

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think that they sound exactly like the Gang

From It’s Always Sunny

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

See my sig

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie is the best

For he is the Day-man

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fighter of the Night-Man

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Champion of the Sun

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Master of Karate

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Friendship for Everyone

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy nobody combo-breaker'd us

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELIEVE!

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Sep 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

September 11 is patriotic bag night?

Stubhub asking price just went up.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Patriotic bag...

This is about Barbara Bush, isn’t it?

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmm

Patriotic Bush

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAJOLA

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by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard about that today

What a jackass.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that would just make him think his point was proved

Just like when Fred Phelps dies. I’m sure he is expecting thousands to protest his funeral. I sort of hope it happens, but at the same time, I hope that nobody pays him any attention.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to wish ill on anyone

but will anyone give a shit when Phelps croaks?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do a single Tiger Woods fist-pump.

That didn’t sound right when I read over it.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ladies love that

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that only work

When you have whores around you?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attempting to give a damn...

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a guy in my Psychology class with a Giants hat today.

I sat in front of him and turned my Padres hat backwards just to make him look at it all class.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good man.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

K5

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKtos

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mat Latos

Making batters look f***ing stupid.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

But the dodgers always look f**king stupid

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Rec’d

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never

Inappropriate joke is inappropriate, now and forever.

Oh, and always funny. ;-)

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's an inappropriate joke:

What do you call a white, skicky substance that falls from the sky?

The cumming of the Lord!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

* sticky

I type too fast.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain snow

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hail?

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleet

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleet sleet sleet sleet sleet

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God's way of giving a facial.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

New avatar

Coldplay = love.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DNorf!

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GLB Poll -- This Saturday's game vs Giants

How much would you be willing to pay per ticket behind home plate (Section 101 Row 18)?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

$50ish

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the only serious answer

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was dead serious

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say $50ish as well.

But they’re probably worth more. I’m just poor.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face value is $61 full disclosure

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

You sitting there for Chinese Heritage Day on Sept 25th? In 101?

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one cares

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by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racist

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

$750

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably $20

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One million dollars.

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by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you beat that?

Drama giving you a handy. One hand, or both?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can do both, since he has both thumbs

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's per seat, mind you.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dry?

Or do you want spit?

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't give him the option

Now he has all the leverage

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring a little lotion why don't you

Amateur

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water-soluble lube works much better

And you’re calling him an amateur.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drama's idea of lube

is diarrhea.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born to run.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Just need to worry about ourselves

We’ll put the Giants in their place soon enough.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eck!

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Deno knows it's 'norfin' time!

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

need to sheep deno into that

I think I have blanks for it.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheep? no... 'shoop

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whichever works

Shoop da woop. ;-)

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rammycackle

Appeared on the scoreboard after Norf’s hit.
What does that mean?

by Rally Cap on Sep 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A ramicackle is a line drive.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choke Wick better come through here

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Trevor gets a DP

one more out for 600. go trevor!

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR RUNZ!

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We got aids

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Aids!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez

Professional hitter!

2-0 Pads!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GONZILLA DELIVERS!!!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Skreeeeongk is what he said as he rounded first, too.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way To Go Gonzo

Just got done with dinner and it’s nice to see the Friars up 2-0. Go Padres!!!

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

they show up in Milwaukee

it’s the tailgate culture. they do it right up there.

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit...

almost sellouts for the Friar series a few weeks back. Tailgating permitting.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd take advantage of nice days, too..

if you had to sit inside huddled around a fire for 6 months out of the year.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's not quite that bad but

I’m not a huge fan.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is worse

6 months of having to huddle by a nice toasty fire, or 9 months of non stop rain?
/I hate Oregon

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Option C

Living in Chicago.

=)

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually didn't mind the cold as much as I hated the overcast days.

When you get like 12 overcast days in a row and can’t remember the last time you saw the sun… that does bad things to my psyche. Not sure if it’s like that in Oregon.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never move here then

You’ll want to shoot yourself in the face.
The summers are nice though. But the rain and overcast skies absolutely suck balls. It’s like weeks and weeks of nothing but gray skies and rain. But I’m just over emotional about it today because it rained and I’m not ready for fall/winter yet.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why the Seattle announcers

sound like that?

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, that shit gets to me.

I couldn’t deal with it. Had to move to some sunshine.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I have many states in mind for when I can bust out of this one, haha

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

West-By-God!

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we can ride horses together once a week.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can happen in San Diego

In May and June

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah... and I hate it.

But in CT it happens regularly from October to April.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professional hitters

are professional.

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOL'ed when Uncle Teddy said

That Kershaw was a strike-throwing machine.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

oh man, Trevor got squeezed

c’mon, it’s history being made!

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos leads the NL in ERA, WHIP, and BAA

yet he probably wont even finish close in the Cy Young voting

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he's got my vote

but those are rate stats, and he’s got 40-50 innings fewer than anyone else in the running

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK Trevor

you did it

retire

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn slow computer

I was waiting for over 1 minute for my mlb.tv to open and it never did

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How weird.

In a fucking Brewers uni.

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that looks weird.

But it’s good to see that the fans have really embraced him. Would’ve sucked for him to hit that milestone and have a stadium full of people that don’t really care. He’s been horrible this year, and they’re still pulling for him.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me happy.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is strange to see the crowd go nuts there

but Milwaukee has baseball fans

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

strange to hear Hells Bells

in MKE

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I.

He must have had a stealth one somewhere.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Though I doubt it will happen, but at least he will more then likely go into the HOF as a Padre.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It absolutely is going to happen

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO TREVOR FRIGGIN HOFFMAN!

Now come back to SD please.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

600 saves.

Hells Bells brings tears to my eyes.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK

Keep it going Mat.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How'd we get the second run?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian drove in Dnorf

I believe

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELIEVE!

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI Double From Gonzo

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian RBI single

Deno got on base with a single

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI Double

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats, Trevor!

600 saves. Now retire, old man.

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to Trevor!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kidding. Didn't really mean to sound that harsh there, haha

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

K6

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted and Andy trying to bring back the Rivera vs. Hoffman debate

nice try guys but I don’t think it’s really a question anymore

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivera has the hardware

Hoffman has the numbers.

Both will be in Cooperstown.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they'll both set the standard for HOF closers, no doubt

but with the way Mariano is going, he’ll probably outlast Trevor in numbers by the time he’s done

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKatos

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKratos

heh, had to do it.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos is a fucking beast!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He does appear to have a knack

Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos has been cruel to batters lately.

I likey.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I was talking to a Braves fan today who said the Padres are done and that Mat Latos is toast

He said he’s showed signs of wear his last few starts. I lol’d heartily.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

they are right

Latos is done

can’t you tell?

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

He only leads the world in ERA and WHIP. Most definitely a fluke

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP

REGRESSION

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

COLLAPSE

MOROSI

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP

REGRESSION

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm repeating myself.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are?

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mutuality.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll happen...

that’ll happen…

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I showed him Latos' game log

And he promptly shut up.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Hudson can't hold Latos' jock.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude needs to quit sucking off Tim Hudson.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on!

I know that’s something you would say.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right though.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be a Morosian

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signs of wear?

He hasn’t allowed more than 2 runs in decades!

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 runs - 15 games

3 runs – 23 games

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*rimshot

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today we have a poop thread

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

Rec’d!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non Padres Topic:

Has anyone ever been to Kaufmann Stadium?

I’ll be there in 6 days.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No. But that outfield rennovation looks

pretty great.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm doing a double dip

Oakland A’s @ KC Royals during the day

Chargers @ Chiefs during the night

Should be a great day

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds great...

gotta be an armpit still weatherwise this time of year.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Brett has.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoffman carried off the field

after achieving save #600

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What you do for a Klondike Bar?

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd shag Rosie O' Donnell....

….

….

On second thought, no, I wouldn’t

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think twice

It’s not alright

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKatos

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So Tempted To Add The "R" In There

Must resist though even though he is raining hell on the Dodgers.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier

Master of spotting tipped pitches…NOT

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2

Finish him, Mat

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, KKKKKKKKKatos

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat just killed Matt

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He had too many T's in his name

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Mat Latos is really, REALLY good at baseball.

by I8EtoDunbar on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Love "Louie"

before it was on FX…it was also a show on HBO called “Lucky Louie”

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky Louie had a faulty premise

Louie is way better

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

although Pamela Adlon is still a

consulting producer (?)

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she produces and acts on Louie

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guest appearances are phenomenal too.

Stephen Root as the dentist last week was unreal. And Ricky Gervais was gold, too.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever since the British Office...

“See? It’s terrible – and she’s a nurse!”

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gervais needs to host the Oscars.

Loved his work at the Golden Globes last year.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only seen the first two

And I cracked up pretty good. Especially the first episode. His date is so awkward.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

It’s awesome. I’m so bummed the finale is tonight

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait for it to be on a channel I have

You see his twitter ramblings from the other day?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have the internet, don't you?

http://www.hulu.com/louie

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get the Hulu memo.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the memo

Anything on Fox, ABC, NBC, FX will be on there in some capacity

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get another memo when they make an iPhone app?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of memos to Axion today

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man... I've been dead to the world

but you should see my pokemon team.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Pay? for Hulu? I already knew about that silliness.

Send another memo when it’s free.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're paying for content that you can't otherwise get from them

Plus it’s on tons of other devices. It won’t be free for a very long time.

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

Sons of Anarchy premiers tonight

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to see him on October 2nd

at Chicago Theatre. Also saw Nick DePaolo with a crowd of about 12 people over 4th weekend.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to get a dog.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to!

I saw one of his stand up specials the other night and was dying!

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I just remembered

I’m seeing him live in December

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by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKratos

Man, awesomeness for Mat tonight.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, BITCH KEMP!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKaelin

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playstation comparison

<3 u mattyv

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bright blue confindence bar

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Confidence**

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matty V is a golden god

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

K9

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Woof

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miggy attempts defense

Everything went better than expected

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing that Tejada has been way more valuable than Ludwick.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So looks like Mat wants a new career high in Ks tonight?

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it currently, 10?

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

9

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

He’s young. That’s why it’s not higher.

by I8EtoDunbar on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thats sort of amazing

He’s so good, and I think of him as a strikeout pitcher, but he’s really not. Maybe he will become one.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not a strikeout pitcher?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I guess he is

But a strikeout pitcher usually has a season high above 10.

I guess he is still young.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because he's young.

He’s a strikeout pitcher. He’s got more strikeouts than innings pitched, and has had a K/9 of over 10.00 since June. He’s not a pitch-to-contact guy. He misses bats.

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm old.

That’s why I’m not higher.

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 rockies in the top of the 9th

reds batting

6-2 giants bottom 7th, dbacks batting

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok. Here's to hoping I can get someone to overpay for those tickets.

Vegas is calling me this weekend.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I was checking around Craigslist earlier...

Looked like most tickets are going for about face or a little under.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but they don't know what face is on stubhub

Also, the richer people use the stubhub because they can use CCs and PayPal etc

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boys need to draw a walk tonight.

I don’t want to be the only National League team to face Kershaw and have him not walk anybody.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The ump is helping with that

WIIIIIIIDE strike zone

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike last night

Several pitches were called strikes, even though they were literally right down the middle. PitchFX agreed with my assesment. Should have taken screen shots.

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember this.

And I also agree that tonight’s zone has been wide.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco'd

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco'd

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco'd

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Eck Was Robbed

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That's just not right.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

7 pitch inning for Kershaw.

At this rate he’ll be around a while.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO NOTGIANTS!

Don’t stop playing spoiler now…

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKtos!

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a pitch count?

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

82 I think

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

81.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

80

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

79

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I can throw as much as I want.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over 9000

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's number 10.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKratos

Keep it going Mat!

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Vin just called him amazing

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw up.

Good time for number 11.

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

creanium.net
Bolts from the Blue

by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Lost Me

What’s with the cookie?

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you prefer a medal?

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

omnomnom

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Latos please get some Cy Young votes?

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies W

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Useless Reds are useless

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilairous.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's human!

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

In terms of Cy Young voting

one of the leading candidates may have just dropped out. Josh Johnson may be done for the season with back and shoulder problems.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That hasn't mattered as much lately.

Lincecum has won it two years running, and don’t forget Zack Greinke.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he would

They’d probably give it to Wainwright.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRATS!

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dog Gone It

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

I hate Furcal.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate 2 out, nobody on rallys

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Dodgers.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little dribbler.

Let him get one more batter, then let him sit down.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Like 'tec's dick

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

RiSP now.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo hoo Loney.

Right down the middle.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him.

No problem.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Moar runs please.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He all mad

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Time To Get That Run Back

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR runz pleaz

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Inning over

Now more runs please

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rox won 4-3

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos is at 98 pitches

and should be done for the night.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like no more Ks from Maty tonight.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I found a video of the Dodgers season

Watch it

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay guys

I just changed my Avatar, sorry about that run

by isaic16 on Sep 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SO IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!

Hah. No worries, I’m kidding

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I desperately want to see Ludwick hit a home run.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samesies

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search youtube then

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

h4x0rz

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

impulse101 was enabled at the beginning of the game.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

z0mg 1337 h4x ftw

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

You see how f*cking mad he was?? He is Brownie all over again…but this guy ain’t a one year rental.

This kid is such a bad motherf*cker.

by Drama on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

I was in Virginia at the time, and didn’t have the luxury of MLB packages, or even high speed internet, so I don’t know the 1998 lingo

by isaic16 on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player name + ie/y

was the Bochy system for years.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the rescue!

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fur reels

Something’s getting forcibly penetrated later.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Brown?

Quick, somebody pad the clubhouse walls.

by Boy Howdy on Sep 7, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walkwick

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll Take A Leadoff Walk

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lud-walk

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at-bat from Ludwick

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Ludwhiff allowed to do anything productive?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

YES. A WALK.

I’m happy now.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Small victories

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely this ^_^

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DID U SWING AT THAT?

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Aid swung at ball 7

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch f/x has it just in the zone

But it was probably out of desperation

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come On Miggy!

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

give item_insurancerun

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

rape_bumspitcher

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone call eSurance?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, Kim.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kim Possible

Wants to go down if she sees Erin make another commercial ripping off the source material.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What's the sitch?"

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Erin campaign was stopped long ago.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

F*cking outrage.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar note

Rumor has it there’s an Erin Esurance videogame in tentacle grape flavor.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds either wrong...

or delicious

(Love grape ;-p)

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Ludwick was effective, yet Aid and Miggy failed. The irony…

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol psychic

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Latos coming back out?

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks Like It

As I didn’t hear a mention of action in the ’pen.

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chargdres?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodres

Equally gross

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as vomit inducing as this:

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has this world come to?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I somehow managed to retain even the tiniest bit of respect for these jokes

It’s looong gone now. Pathetic.

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by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

reminds me of the horse

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you have a dodger lover for an avatar?

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has a thing for innocent young lads, huh?

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Fine

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats no excuse for his patheticness.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAT IS BACK!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm shocked

98 pitches
100

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by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Shows

How much they need this win.

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by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bully went a little long yesterday, too.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 run game

They must not want to bring in Gregger
after several fails

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by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat's still in.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, I'd like to hope he's just had a couple Flukersons, that's all

He’ll come back eventually

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by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 7, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really months.

He’s had good and bad spots since July. Even a spotty Gregerson is a very good reliever.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guys…
Late to join in. Lets go Padres!!!!

by PullenHoseFriar on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cloverfield is on FX

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm...ok

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good movie.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irregardless

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible movie

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres are on 704

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

and in my dreams

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by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they were on MLBN about two seconds ago

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking in,

pleasantly surprised!

Go Padres, beat L.A.!!!

by pray for mojo on Sep 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play by Savior at 3rd to retire Ethier.

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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo, Ax.

Check it.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello Ladies

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Latos

Finish him with extreme prejudice!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Still hitting 96 on the gun.

Mat’s on a career high in pitch count. This has to be his last inning. Possibly his last batter.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Overthrew that fastball and then hung the curve

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He should be able to retire Theriot.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he doesn't wanna get beat up

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost picked him off there.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Brilliant job Mat.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Way To Go Mat

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nice outing

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

great game mat. now let’s hold it down

by Conor858 on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Mat is my friend

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t, Mat!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres baseball is back

I’ve missed you old friend

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ESURANCE

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent start by Mat

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like super-excellent deja vu

The shocker is when he doesn’t have a great start.

by LK13 on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ stat on screen, Mat's major league record

thinking back to All Things’ Braves fan friend.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, what a re-re

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw going back out?

Or Kanley Jansen?

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw

I don’t think that’s Jansen.

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

vagiants win

Jordan punches a wall

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love baseball

statistics from hell

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by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's party!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn!

Just missed that.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He just passed Greg Maddux.

Whoah

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Free souvenir delivered in-seat to the Best Seat in the House

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have enjoyed a HR more there.

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants win, btw.

Arizona seems to have remembered they suck.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Three games too early

Or like eleventy games too late

"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."

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by creanium on Sep 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad they showed up to play spoiler

by sitting Upton and Reynolds. FUCK YOU DBAGS.

by psychotron on Sep 7, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Bags...

Man, what douches! (;-p)

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotty sighting.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Pads are on MLBN now

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

The Gregorsuck is taxing our ’pen.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHATS THE NAME OF THE RELIEVER?

MIKE ADAMS?

DONT KNOW WHAT HES ABOUT, BUT HES GOOD TO GO, GOOD TO GO, GOOD TO GO!

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Scotty hit it hard at least.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's something

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't really blame him here.

He worked the count full and hit it hard. Not his fault it went right at someone.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was happy to see that

He managed to get Kershaw’s pitch count into triple digits

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it smart to have Adams pitch here?

How many pitches did he throw yesterday?

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

MIKE ADAMS SMASH

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVER 9000!

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walks are bad, Mike, m'kay?

So, like, don’t walk anyone, because walks are bad?

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmkay, Mr. Zachy, mmkay?

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

M'kay?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubles are worse

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

m'kay.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go, Mike

That’s the strike zone. Stay in and around there.

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by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, crap.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, we gave up a hit to a guy named Jamie

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he didn't walk him.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Again, not sure of the wisdom of pitching Adams when he threw 1.2 innings yesterday.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep the faith.

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's get Latos a W please

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Sep 7, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Saved a damn run

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WA WA WE WA

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

"Very nice"

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norf sucks

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he didn't need to dive

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that's a nice play

though i’m pretty sure he dove just to look cool.

by Dex on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that is call pulling an "edmonds"

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coolest way to stop running

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a play

good thing it didn’t slice further away from him

by abara on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TGJr'd

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The 'Norf saves a run!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Adams is le tired because Luke Gregerson is le suck

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, hello

I am here.

Denorfia sucks.

Bolts from the Blue - Destroying your opinions with facts.

by John Gennaro on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

New avatar.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 OUT SAVE?????

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DNORRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath in for the 5 out save.

Make it happen, Heater.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

inb4 potr

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

1 and 2/3 for Heater

Shut this sucker down

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

no save

he gets 2 outs now, we score 8 runs in the bottom of the 8th.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still a save if he pitches the 9th

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but why would he?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring the Heat!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When's heaters turn in the line-up coming up?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully never.

The pitcher’s spot was the last out in our half of the 7th.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barring that eventuality.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

his spot

made the last out

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heater!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure why he went to Adams in the first place.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE F IS DRAMA?

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he has a "meeting" with Chris Hanson

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to tell him that

HotNReady15 wasn’t really a girl and she wasn’t really 15

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THA LAWD!

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

by Dubsco on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Teh Lawd.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tha Lawd!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's bring the Heat

The Lawd!

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teh Lawd!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"alrighty then"

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikeout here would be just dandy.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S REALLY SWELL!

/Mad Men

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by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

dandy indeed

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Kell

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

why did bud have mike adams out there to begin with?

weeyad.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

"Every big league hitter is a tough out, but.."

I dunno about that, Mud. You been closing your eyes when Ludwick’s up, or what?

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm back.

There's an old woman's stocking in my soup!

by friarinchicago on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

hi

hi

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello

is it me you’re looking for?

Bolts from the Blue - Destroying your opinions with facts.

by John Gennaro on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see it in your

=D

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My arms are open wide

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But let me start by sayin'

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just know it from Me First.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Justin Bieber does a remake of Lionel Richie's classic

I will have lost faith in the music industry.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is Justin Bieber?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada's version of Clay Akien

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought that was Celine Dion

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Dion is Canada’s version of Cher.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought that was Michael J. Fox

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still have faith in the music industry?

Oh, Jonatan.

Dinosaurs Will Die

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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick back watch it crumble
See the drowning, watch the fall
I feel just terrible about it
That’s sarcasm, let it burn

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hanging by a thread.

Though I am waiting Thom Yorke’s prediction to come to pass.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Music industry is completely useless.

Though they still refuse to acknowledge that the internet exists and they’re no longer needed.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 7, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Hanson

sold more albums than The Ramones

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were a choir nerd too?!

I haz a happy
Unless you’re lying to me and you hated choir.
I’m such a nerd.

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by Jordan_Ming on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full count to Furcal.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Lost him.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did that miss?

"I eat stickers all the time dude!" ~ Charlie Day

by All Things SD on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ay puta madre!

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Careful to Loney.

He has some pop.

"Blackened was the Banshee's wail, these boots'll never fill her jail."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nutts

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that should'a been a strike

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by Axion on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Grr

Get it done, Heater

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

One More Strike

Come on Bell!!!

Why so down? Just crank up the music and bang your head some!

by The Rocker on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

so is it loney, like bony?

or loney, like monet? i always thought it was the latter.

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

loney

like “pile of shit”

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney the Lonely Phony.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or sony

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM PDT