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EVERYONE... SERIOUSLY... EVERYONE OFF THE WAGON



THIS MOTHER IS IN TAR AND WE ARE SINKING FAST! 

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Get the @#$@#$ off the wagon, NOW!!!!  We are sinking faster than any appropriate metaphor that you can think of... and most inappropriate ones as well.  I blame this on all of the fair weather fans and media-types and ESPN people who finally supported us and believed in us.  Their egos were so large and heavy, we are now sinking... So, GET THE @#$@% OFF THE WAGON!!!

 

Since the powers that be refused to make this post, I have decided that I must.  We have now lost 10 straight games...  AND WE LOOK BAD.  Errors, pitching, no hitting, you name it... we are in so much #!$%@#$@# mud-tar...  WE SUCK!  And EVERYONE GET OFF THE WAGON.  ESPN, YOU FIRST.  Kruk, you probably already got off.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO HAVE SAT UPON THE WAGON! 

It's our only chance!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, the sky is falling!!!!!!!!! 

 

-Zen Blade

ok, I feel a little better now... but seriously, wtf??!?!??!

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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Dear Zen Blade,

IAJLA.
Thank you,
Jordan

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lqtm

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Sep 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It means the same thing as IJALA

Glad I could clear that up.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Sep 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always end up switching the J and the first A

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude!

I read that right after the Kruk thing, and that is a bad combination.

Bart: But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer: No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 7, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

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