THIS MOTHER IS IN TAR AND WE ARE SINKING FAST! 

Get the @#$@#$ off the wagon, NOW!!!!  We are sinking faster than any appropriate metaphor that you can think of... and most inappropriate ones as well.  I blame this on all of the fair weather fans and media-types and ESPN people who finally supported us and believed in us.  Their egos were so large and heavy, we are now sinking... So, GET THE @#$@% OFF THE WAGON!!!

Since the powers that be refused to make this post, I have decided that I must.  We have now lost 10 straight games...  AND WE LOOK BAD.  Errors, pitching, no hitting, you name it... we are in so much #!$%@#$@# mud-tar...  WE SUCK!  And EVERYONE GET OFF THE WAGON.  ESPN, YOU FIRST.  Kruk, you probably already got off.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO HAVE SAT UPON THE WAGON! 

It's our only chance!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, the sky is falling!!!!!!!!! 

-Zen Blade

ok, I feel a little better now... but seriously, wtf??!?!??!