Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head.
So I just got in a mother fcuking argument with my wife and I'm watching a mother fcuking Giant's game. The Padres are winning but I'm reminiscing about a great mother fcuking season. I can't take this. I hate the mother fcuking Giants, I love this mother fcuking wine, I love me some mother fcuking wins and I don't feel like I can gets me enough. Look, I work for a living. I work really fcuking hard. I'm talking 50-60 hours a week, then come home to a wife and daughter (beautiful)....(bothem') and all I want is some baseball that represents me. Here we are. I'm rambling on like a mother fcuking drunk....not because I've been drinking, only because I've drank 2 bottles of wine. I need a mother fcking win. I need a mother fcuking season to represent my life. I play baseball. I know how this shit goes. I go 2-5 and I dwell on it for a week. I miss a ball in the gap. A ball I run down and just miss, I'm talkin' my laces were on it, and I dream about it for a week. I know baseball. Baseball represents who all of us are. I wanted to go to the TG statue for the meet up but I was with my pops-in-law 15 rows behind home plate. I couldn't leave. Deno hit that double and I went nuts.... MOTHER FCUKING NUTS. This is what makes us feel nuts. I feel mother fcuking nuts. I love baseball. Padres, look what you've done. We need this. Just play hard. Don't give up. Baseball is 6 months of agonizing work, it tests the deepest parts of our souls and for some reason, we laugh. Give it everything you've got. Make us proud. This has been the best season evar and I'm so mother fcuking proud to be a mother fcuking Padres fan. WIN IT ALL OR WIN IT ALL LATER. I just love the Padres. You know what I mean, right? This all made sense, right? AMEN.
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This might beat Ax's Rec Record.
Fire Bud Black
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 29, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
:)
I wouldn’t normally have commented over here at this time of the season but Mad_Villain just captured so perfectly what it is to be a baseball fan right now that I just had to say something.
by paboperfecto on Sep 30, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgive me, Axion
I held off rec’ing other people’s fanposts for as long as I could…
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Sep 30, 2010 8:02 AM PDT reply actions
Appreciate the loyalty
but, I didn’t withhold any recs. May the best FP win. I just wanted to raise the bar.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Sometimes it make me wonder how I keep from going under
huh, huh, huh, huh
Rec’d
Still waiting for Matt Holliday to touch the plate.
I wish I was that drunk right now
Can you bring booze into Park at the Park when they’re showing this last series with the Giants?
I don't think so
(it’s effectively a public park) but I suppose it depends on what you look like, how you act, and how subtle you are.
I of course would never suggest anyone engage in illegal activities!
Damn
I left my flasks in LA. I mean, they won’t be searching bags like they do at the games, right? Alls I’m sayings is if the Padres lose, two things are getting trashed. Me and the Park at the Park.
When I've been to park in the park
There’s no one even at the gates really. It’s not controlled entry like it is on gameday. So no, no one searches bags.
This is a pretty close race for the $
I should auction off my rec.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Oct 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
As soon as I come back
I see this. God bless you beautiful sons of bitches. And, of course, rec’d.
The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.
If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.

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