Padres back in first place with 11 games to go
I have a copy of Buddy Black's game plan here. He hands it to someone in the crowd after a game just like a band will give away their set list after a show for a souvenir. This person in the crowd paged my beeper and I called them back and they read it to me over the pay phone. Let me share it with you now.
- Task Tim Stauffer with assignment to pitch his ass off. Throw filthy disgusting pitches.
- Have Aaron Cunningham use the power of flight to rob Dodgers of extra base hits.
- Ask Miguel Tejada to hit 300th home run. Do the Spotlight thing, people enjoy that.
- Bring Luke Gregerson into game to hold lead for 37th time of the year. Set Major League record if applicable.
- Have Heath Bell make fans just a little bit nervous then destroy opposition, saving game.
- Take First Place out for a night on the town.
Looks like everything went according to plan.
I'm just going to put this here:
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Vin Scully on Heath Bell
“It’s as if he’s in a motorized chair.”
Heater, our own special person.
by Lancers46 on Sep 23, 2010 12:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Tim Stauffer said it himself:
"I’m not doing anything differently, just trying to throw some strikes. I didn’t feel quite as sharp, but I made pitches when I needed to," he said. "It’s a good team win. Got a couple runs early, a bit of a cushion and we were able to hold them off."
He made some f__king pitches.
Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...
by sdchicken on Sep 23, 2010 12:23 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
He didn't feel sharp
but a dull knife is still sharper than a spoon.
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
I think you owe someone an apology.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 23, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He totally Spooneybargers Bumgarner.
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
by Mad_Villain on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
We win, Giants lose, Rockies lose, Braves lose.
Added bonus Dodgers lose.
Perfect.
Great game last night
Hope the GLBers at the game had a good time, definitely helped the Padres win.
Another big one tonight. We need Mat to get back on track.
GO PADRES
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Sep 23, 2010 7:15 AM PDT reply actions
Scully a delight
Vin Scully was fantastic in last night’s broadcast. Sure, he messes up the count from time to time, as well as the scoring of plays, he tells often arcane stories, and his description of what happened on the field is not always perfectly accurate. But his voice is still buttery and the tone was just right. He almost seemed to be rooting for the Padres.
Why mention this? As a viewer of the mlb extra innings package — as all long distance Padres fans know — you listen to a lot of other teams’ broadcasts (ALL of them, this year), and you are forced to listen to a lot of blow-hards. The analyst for the Rockies (George something) is an absolutely insufferable bore. So cheers to Vin, the guy’s a pro. And hopefully next year we get the channel 4 team back at least occasionally.
On MLB At Bat, you get to choose your feed
even when viewing the games, so I have not had to suffer this season like I have in seasons past. That was always one of my pet peeves. I like listening to Scully, and Bob Uecker is always good, too. I do have to listen to the Reds’ announcers, since I am blacked out on At Bat for Reds games, but they’re not too bad, and I get to watch the game on TV. The Bronson Arroyo JTM meats commercials are insufferable, though.
What I need is an electric monk
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 23, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I like the Reds' guys too.
I have quite the man-crush on Jim Day.
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by TheThinGwynn on Sep 23, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the Rockies announcers suck.
Living in Orange County I get the LA feed so I get quite a lot of Scully. He’s always repping the Padres.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
We should trade Enberg for him.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
trading for an announcer:
Ernie Harwell was traded to the Brooklyn Dodgers from the minor league Atlanta Crackers for catcher Cliff Dapper. Brooklyn needed an announcer after Red Barber was hospitalized.
"I post like canned meat."
Good game Padres
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