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Gaslamp Ballers flirt with Giants Fan while Jonathan Sanchez burns Petco Park to the ground.

I blame this loss on the fact that, while I was trying to get my kids to bed, "Gaslamp Ballers" were busy making friends with Giants Fan during a F_CKING JONATHAN SANCHEZ START... WITH FIRST PLACE ON THE LINE.

I mean, really? Really? I guess that's how we roll now. All lovey dovey while sole possession of FIRST F_CKING PLACE IS TAKEN AWAY FROM US.

"Oh that's just Dex reprimanding us again! He doesn't even read the blog! What does he know!?"

I'll tell you what I know. I know that, while I may have little to no effect on the outcome of the field of plan, the Ban Hammer is still wielded in my hand and still can come down hard and fast.

Maybe it's for the best. Once the Giants take sole possession of first place from us tomorrow here at home, when Giants Fan comes to ridicule us, we'll be able to self-deprecatingly laugh with them since we're buddies now. That's good.

Ugh. Take a good hard look at this and feel ashamed.


NL West Standings

W L PCT GB STRK
San Diego 79 61 .564 0 Lost 2
San Francisco 80 62 .563 0 Won 2
Colorado 77 64 .546 2.5 Won 8
Los Angeles 70 72 .492 10 Won 1
Arizona 57 84 .404 22.5 Lost 1

(updated 9.11.2010 at 1:13 AM EDT)



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this is true

you are not being banned this night, Antonio Olivares. You have shown the wielder of the ban hammer the silver lining on the cloud of despair.

by Dex on Sep 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are not banned this night either, jodes0405

mostly because I like having girls participate on the blog as opposed to psycho dudes pretending to be girls.

by Dex on Sep 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Its over

Not because they lost the last two games to the Giants, but because they allowed the Giants to come into Petco and completely slap them in the face with their dicks and do nothing about it. I’m sure the team had to notice Sanchez destroy the SD logo on the mound. How did they respond? Did nothing. Damn, if you cant score runs he should have at least been drilled. I guess if it doesn’t bother them to be pissed on like that, then why should anyone else care…

by DiabloRojas on Sep 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

you are not banned this night, DiabloRojas

But only because I the visual of Adrian Gonzalez getting slapped with a dick made me smile.

by Dex on Sep 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Giants fan has overstayed his welcome.

If he’s still at Petco tomorrow afternoon like he was tonight I’m burning the whole place to the ground.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If he’s still at Petco tomorrow afternoon like he was tonight I’m burning the whole place AT&T Park to the ground and disinfecting PETCO Park.

by elw89 on Sep 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither of you will be banned tonight

because i’m pretty sure yall are arsonists.

by Dex on Sep 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Padres.

7 months (including last two months of last year) of consistent winning baseball just to be thrown away here? After finally getting the national attention we wanted and deserved, we’re just gonna lay down and call it quits? I don’t think so. Something’s gotta happen, and it’s gotta happen quick. We need to whip our asses into shape, buckle down and take the same one-day-at-a-time approach that got us this far. I still f’n believe in this team, and WGDammit I’m not ready to call it quits yet. C’MON FRIARS, SPILL SOME ORANGE AND BLACK BLOOD TOMORROW! This thing is far from over.

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman

by FriarFaithful4Life on Sep 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What the f__k happened to the Padres I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Sanchez, he’s a dead man! Uribe, dead! Huff…

by field39 on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I DO NOT FEAR THESE GIANTS OR ANY OTHER TEAM

I AM SURE OUR TEAM WILL PREVAIL

WE ALL MUST DIG DEEP AND REALLY MAKE SURE WE BELIEVE, DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE?

YOU MUST FIND THE BELIEVE WITHIN YOU AND MAKE IT RISE TO THE TOP
(but don’t puke it out, you’ll need it for a while)

GO SAN DIEGO BASEBALL PADRES
(excuse the CAPS, this is serious s__t people)

by TJB on Sep 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Im happy fans are pumped up and want to win.

But the team sure isnt. Sanchez comes in and shoves it up the Padres asses. Its just a lack of pride. When you put on that Padre uniform, you better compete and show some heart. Sanchez comes out, destroys the logo, talks shit (even though it was 2 weeks ago) and they just let him walk all over them. When a guy no-hits you, you better tell yourself and your teammates “we are never gonna let this guy put our asses in our hats again”. And they just havent shown that vigor and havent played as competitively as of late.

by TheMiracleTeam on Sep 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

True true true, but it will come around

I feel like they just didn’t execute their ABs tonight, I"m sure they wanted to win

I heard BBlack on the posgame, he said

“We’re gonna bust out of this offensive slump soon, and with a vengance…”

more or less….

His confidence will fuel this team, they will execute down the stretch and win more games than the giants.

by TJB on Sep 10, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure hope so

Seems like they’re getting good pitches to hit, they’re just fouling them off or swinging and missing. All it takes is to get a hold of one pitch, that can turn our Sep around.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm very sorry.

I guess it’s my fault that the Padres can’t hit. I guess Miguel Tejada going after the lead runner in the 7th inning was my fault. I guess the fact that the Padres can somehow draw 8 walks and not score a single run is my fault. I guess the fact that Clayton Richard can go 6 innings and allow only 2 hits and 1 run and still lose the game is my fault.

It’s all my fault because I told some guy named Victor Frankenstein that he was OK. I told him that I liked him. And even though he was very well behaved and even talked some crap about the Giants, he was, somewhere deep down inside, a Giants fan. And because of my approval of him, we lost the game.

I’m very sorry. Next time I’ll start a big flame war and blow up the whole OT with a series of personal attacks. That would be a whole lot more fun for everyone. But I guess if that’s what the proprietors of the blog want…

Whatever.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah it is your fault

i’m glad you admit it. it’s your fault and you’ve admitted it. i stopped reading there.

by Dex on Sep 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should be fired up in the posts, not trying to make friends with opposing fans. This isnt the place to make friends with Giants Fans. If you want to befriend opposing rival teams, go join McCovey Chronicles.

by TheMiracleTeam on Sep 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internet is serious business.

by MLWhiteSF on Sep 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

If we didn't make friends with people who like other teams

we wouldn’t have RoyHobbs, our mets friends from this season, etc.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Sep 11, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is royhobbs?

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Sep 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear not the ban hammer nor the giants

The ban hammer doesn’t hit when it’s supposed to and neither do the Padres.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 10, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

as one of the 7 gaslamp ballers i recognize by sight

I’m going to physically hit you next time my eyes fall upon you and you are within striking distance.

by Dex on Sep 11, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

You did that last time, too.

This time, I’ll be prepared!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 14, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a regular, but ...

I’ve got TG’s # tattooed on my right forearm in roman numerals. I went in to piss after the game and SCOLDED Venable for not catching up with any of those fastballs down the middle, mimicking his swing in the mirror while yelling “SIT DEAD RED, SIT DEAD RED!” (I hit lefty, too).

I bleed Padres.

And I have friends who are Giants fans, and Dodgers fans, and Rockies fans. But no DBacks fans – they suck.

Point is, it’s a game. There’s another one tomorrow, thankfully. Have a drink, smoke some ganja, make sweet, sweet love to your SO and give it your all tomorrow.

Barring that, I don’t know … watch Louis CK? He’s funny.

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Im taking my happy ass out to Petco tomorrow to fight off as many Vagiant fans as i can

Who’s with me?

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 10, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be there

"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"

by eastbaysd on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

In

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all part of the plan.

They think they’re in first because they can sniff it from .001 away. Now is the optimal time to rip their hearts out after they came so close.

I expect orange blood and black hearts on the field tomorrow.

by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You tell 'em Dex

Give ’em hell.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Sep 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

2010 Padres, lowering expectations

so they can slip right into the playoffs. No one needs to know. Except for us.

Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.

by Mad_Villain on Sep 11, 2010 5:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is a royal A-hole

and we didn’t capitalize on any of his countless walks! (insert fist into wall)

We’ll get ‘em tomorrow. I’ve gotta say- I don’t hate the Giants, per say, but I really hate this Giants team with a passion. I still have a feeling they’ll be falling.

by recorddigger on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

So, I go out and get smashed last night and the team STILL doesn't win???

Do I need to burn San Francisco? ‘cause I’ll do it! I’ll take out a sheet of paper, write “San Francisco” and light it on fire!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Sep 11, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

It can't be the best season ever if we just cruise into the playoffs.

No, it needs to be a brutal display of bare knuckle hand to hand combat in the form of one run games. Every bunt is an eye gouge, every bloop a punishing elbow strike to the throat. This is a battle that must be fought to the end if we are going to truly appreciate it.

by SeeAnFrockOh on Sep 11, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

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