The following is an excerpt of actual conversation (edited for relevance) that took place between JordanMing and myself...

TTG: Apropos to nothing, you know who I think is a really awesome guy?

JM: Haha, who?

TTG:Your 'brother' Jonathan.

JM: Yeah?

TTG: I feel bad for him when he gets down on himself, calling himself the village idiot.

JM: That's silly.  I have so many "Blonde" moments a day it's crazy.  Everyone has moments like that.  he is a good guy.  Has a big heart, it seems

TTG: Seriously. We need to come up with a new nickname/ title to override the one he's been saddled with. And if anybody is good at plotting, it's us!

JM: Hmmm, let's see, what would be a good nickname...... The village...hmmm....love doctor? haha. Nah. I'm on his facebook page right now trying to find something

TTG: I hate to say I'm going to think about him in the bathroom but that's where I'm going right now, haha

JM: HAHAHA, Awesome!  You go, bro!

TTG: I'm back. I was thinking "The Investigator" or "The Detective" since he digs up good FanShots.

JM: Ooo, good one! OOOOOO! Detective!  Because his last name is Holmes!

TTG: WHOA!

JM: IT'S PERFECT!

So, there you go, folks. I really hope that this takes off and his former (self-imposed) derisive nickname becomes a thing of the past. Let's play nice.