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Game Thread: 8/26, Padres vs. Diamondbacks

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT


I'm missing my first Throwback Thursday today.  The streak ends here.  I'm pretty bummed about it.

The Padres are on the verge of sweeping the Diamondbacks and pushing the Giants seven games behind their divisional lead.  What's not to love?

Go Padres!




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Makes my day

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Early OT

Makes me happy in the pants

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better clean that up.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pants full of panties?!

You should be ashamed.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

now I’m hard

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's 2 out of 3.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even through this thick bra, t-shirt, and sweatshirt!

You have magical powers

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Drama just got hard.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, my name is Matt

What’s yours?

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Me llamo Jonathan

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be Juantonio?

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll Call

Sweep the snakes!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Woe is me, working today

keep me abreast, Friar fans

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

a breast.

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red X, reporting in

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

how awesome would it be

to go 9-0 against AZ at home? have we ever swept a home season series against a divisional opponent?

by abara on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Beisbol time

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I've angered the 'tec

This isn’t going well.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Take your negative vibes elswhere.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[at, not with]

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

;-) Your so kewl.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're cool too.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to get laid

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't we all?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's more ornery at me than usual

That’s okay. I can take it. I just don’t want him to have a coronary before he’s 30.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about Mike Baxter

That might help

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to be more specific

Its quite possible that my criticisms of Mike Baxter helped spark this.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, touche

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be back soon

I’m going to Islands with some friends. Peace!

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres OT > Islands.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aloha

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PFOB

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently

you’re a sucker for foreign languages.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Es la verdad

Tambien, es mi verguenza…

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All depends

After all, boku wa otono no hito desu. I’m only a man.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

*otoko

I don’t know WHAT otono is in Japanese, but I suspect it involves tentacles…

DX

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of Japanese things involve tentacles.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence my concern

;-)

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the world is a better place for it.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like a Hawaiian themed Red Robin?

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

By they way

Today is national dog day!

Go give your favorite canine a belly rub

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that an ear growing out of a dog's butt?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I had to squint and move my monitor a bit to really see what that was.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The monitor thing was enlightening.

I can now see that the closest appendage is indeed… a front, not a back paw.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have the lineup?

/eastbay’s job

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

she provides the linwup

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys love to find grammatical errors

and point them out

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

*linwup

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need the Twitter

Eckstein 2B,Tejada 3B,Gonzalez 1B,Ludwick RF,Venable LF,Hairston SS,Denorfia CF,Hundley C,Correia P

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need a telephone with the Twitter

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

At some point I will quit being too cheap.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need the monies

Get some.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made me thing of someone calling some number on the telephone for twitter

And having the Windows Narrator voice read them all the recent tweets.

Funny. To Me. Probably only to me.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I’d call it.

Google needs to get on that. Deliver my tweets via gmail or something.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get tweets via RSS feed.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

This is why I hang around you people. You’re smarter than I am.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have two twitter accounts

for two of my personalities. Kipper hasn’t gotten one yet though.

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she's at the game

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Added it to the front page

it wasn’t available for us until now.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty and the SDPadres account post it about 2 hours before gametime everyday

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about the SB Nation widget

It’s usually ready only within an hour of the game.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yar, gotcha

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

soo is the game on the television device today?

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonko just won't admit soccer has no redeeming value.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what makes it awesome.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm obsessed with soccer now.

I was just a casual fan for about the last 3 world cups. But, its now has now become part of my sports problem.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's ok.

I like plenty of things that have no redeeming value.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

like the appendix

and the male nipple

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have one of those

What’s it like?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me feel like a complete person

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the hairy ones?

Or especially the hairy ones?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

I think I’ll just plead the fifth and move onto another topic.

So…how ’bout them Padres??!?

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

bizzaro wonk'd

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aug-ust 2010

Best month in Padres franchise history ?

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Or greatest month in Padres history?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or greatest month in the history of time

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be October 2010.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The Giants seem to be stock piling sh*tty outfielders.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually could use a left handed shitty outfielder

I don’t know if their bullpen can survive the acquisition.

Doesn’t matter. It’s not like we’re in competition with the Giants for anything. I actually wouldn’t mind if they won the wild card.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he could help their minor league teams.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems unlikely.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just joking about Hawpe

but it wouldn’t shock me. Sabean is a fool

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Hawpe is fool's gold

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

big league stew figured this out

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Our-brilliant-idea-for-San-Fran-s-too-many-outf?urn=mlb-264561

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell, they may want Stairs

let’s see if we can’t trade for Posey

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-evin

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Kevin solved the Drew problem

by Conor858 on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no-no

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KK-evin

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeya

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

are the padres wearing thowbacks today?

i’m in a blackout area so can’t watch for free online.

by Conor858 on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Hairston

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go again.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston should have smothered that ball

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry need a DL stint.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

btw from my vantage point last night

JHair in LF made me very angry in the pants… what was the consensus here?

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Jerry with all my heart

but he didn’t look comfortable out there. He seemed to scramble and bobble a bit.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen him out there

but through his career he’s been a very capable corner outfield defender.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Test your might

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm getting ready

to head down south to San Diego for the weekend. I’ll be at the game Saturday surrounded by Giants fans..the worst kind of Giants fans…IN-LAW Giants fans

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoo boy

Have fun. Sounds like a lot of us will be at that game.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think Saturday's game...

is gonna be packed. Whenever I hear anyone mention the Padres not filling the stadium, the response is that they are going to be there this Saturday.

The wife and I will be there… so lookin forward to it.

by AlphaMyk on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I can’t wait to get out of LA

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I live in Redondo so it’s not to bad, I just tell people it’s the city northeast of Honolulu

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in North Redondo

my senior year of HS and right after college – just a block off Artesia. Spent most of my youth near LAX though. I think it’s worse when you need to commute. Redondo to North Hollywood sucks.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in South Redondo

about a mile south of the pier. Grew up in Lawndale and went to Leuzinger High.

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do NoHo to BevHills

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

My commute is 5 minutes, I get to go home for lunch.

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

That’s what I did today, but I’m not at this particular office every day, sadly.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad

Never longer than an hour unless there’s a big accident or something. It averages to about 40ish mins

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Efren?

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

rather

maybe….but can’t be counted on

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Father in-law

keeps bitching because we are not taking him to a Padres v Giants game, I can’t wait to see the look on his face when they hand him a bobble head.

"You're killing independent George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Art Vanndelay on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon, Ludwick

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn It Ludwick

Unclutch

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada fail Ludwick fail

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible signinigs

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

*signings

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I was honestly confused by that one.

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Worry

Venable is here

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

One of those games, huh?

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Three strikeouts.

Also looks like the HP ump is being very generous with Mr. Kennedy.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Both called strikes were on the extremes of the strike zone.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds picture looks kinda like that douche Eric Byrnes

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

From far away

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds is so f*cking terrible I love it.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KKorreia

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was his 3rd, no?

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was

KKKoreia

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was guessing

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Number nine

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Kevin

thats enough hits for the lowly dbags

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

walks to the pitcher are not acceptable either

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kennedy has it out for us.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't trust Ted Barrat

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like there are two strikes inside the zone he called balls on Kennedy

But Kennedy got pitches even farther out called strikes against Venable.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Kevin.

It’s the pitcher for God’s sake. Put him away.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

It’s the pitcher. Just throw it down the middle.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

for those watching the game

are the pitches close? on gameday they look like they are in the zone but they are called balls

by Conor858 on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, did he just walk the pitcher!?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It gets worse

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well we won the series.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Those three runs are on Ted Barrat.

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts on Correia

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a cycle?

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Ask any baseball player, any real baseball player. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd in two days

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd think we may pitch around him

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what inning is it?

what’s the score?

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a billion to zero

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, we got this

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

coulda been four bombs last night real easily

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summoning reinforcements!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nerds

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The very fact that you recognize it

Means you are one.

:-p

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

im a sports nerd

i played with baseball cards

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

So who was your Royal Assassin?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Appier? George Brett?

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett is a good pick ^_^

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been thinking about posting cards like this

but I just assumed I was the only one here that played :p

M:TG > Pokemon all day long.

by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think anything is fair play here

Pokemanz is teh suck when it comes to CCGs,anyways…

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it

why can’t i find my german pokemon card pics right now….

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody just pointed out today that Correia's HR/FB rate at home is greater than away

Weird.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a master troll

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Correia's true face:

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game just got extremely shitty

really quick

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait for it to dry?

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely gonna itch when it dries

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oi, not cool Kev

not cool

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't Kennedy beat us last time?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone fix this game!

Maybe you, Jerry

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

our offense is more than capable of scoring 5 friggin runs

we aren’t out of this, esp with their bullpen that leaks like a sieve

by DelMar on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

seven straight games actually

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

we just aren’t making it easy for ourselves

BELIEVE

by scout1222 on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it, Denorfia

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Correia is sucking.

I blame Wonko and his negative vibes.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame you

And your lies.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Your Eyes!!!!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy's just gonna start cruising

Gonna be a bunch of quick bottom-half innings, huh, Padres? You just gonna do that?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ghosts have magic killing powers.

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna go rub some frog urine on my belly

and shake chicken feathers at the sun. See if that helps. Be back in a bit.

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMAH! We need some TIMMAH!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Skylar wonders what about Skylar

And the Lords of the Underworld

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Correia

The strikezone is <—- thattaway

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

How does Correia have 10 wins?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Voo Doo

Or luck, if you believe the McCovey ChronicLOLs

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

17,18 helps

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Padres have 75

And all those have to be accounted for.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 76.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help your cause, Kevin

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

F__ you, Kennedy!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ian Kennedy is throwing a no hitter.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Off Topic.

I liked Scott and BR’s idea for September:

SD Chicken, for all Padres Home games through the playoffs.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I would be all for this idea

Best. Mascot. Evar.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

has he been there since Opening Day?

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negativity can go to McCovey.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Migada, why?

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Boojada

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DFAda

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Jairston deflecting every f--king ball?!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Clunker game

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly Padres

You’re in first place :)

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that Drew

Isn’t it enough that we were burdened with Matt Bush?

Do you really have to keep sticking it to us?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry

Matt F_____g Bush.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Stephen Drew?

Really?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It's games like these

that make me wonder why Hoyer didn’t make a serious play for Ted Lilly.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kaboom

Game essplodes!

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don't like Correia

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

I am heading home… I hope things improve on the drive home.

Go Padres

by AlphaMyk on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He's going 7

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thanks Wonko.

You started this game on a negative note, and look where it has gotten us.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Next game I want Puppy Dogs, Ice Cream...

Kites, sunshine, and lollipops from you capeesh?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You started this game thinking I was being negative

That sort of negativity was the real problem

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blaming a blamer is like super negative.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm seeing red at this point.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing Red Standing By.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, nice.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BFODB

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we are blaming

this on uncomfortable jerseys? really?

by WillytheKid on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.....I love Mud....

….but holy dog shit. Is he fucking serious?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be talking about dog sh*t instead of the game, too.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is our TBT record?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

shoot the messenger pitcher uniform

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what did Mud say about uniforms?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin looked uncomfortable in his throwback

one of those WTF moments

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

full on

nut kicking

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, we are getting our Reds v. Rockies on aren't we?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

*Reds v. Giants

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Dick....

he left us during a winning streak, because he is a Dodgers fan.

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that's baseball.

There are 162 games (more if you’re really lucky) and some days just have to take it in the ass.

Best record in the NL. Six game lead.

Let’s all go grab a drink and maybe get laid.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is jbox's fault

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

WG declared it

It must be true.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, 2 outs!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

There's still 18 outs left

Go Adrian!

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt"

by penguinpatrol on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

*There are

English lessons soooooooo long ago.

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt"

by penguinpatrol on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame SI

They rank us #1, and this happens. Where’s the East Coast bias when you need it?

by LK13 on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks AGon

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to see 1 hit so

i can go about the rest of my day

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and i can sleep well tonight

good night now

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games like this make you miss Matty V

Him and Mud would go into music trivia, celebrity look-a-likes and who knows what. Even games like these were entertaining. Poor Mud tried to carry on the tradition, but his soul has been crushed by Dick.

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

I miss that

http://twitter.com/matthewverygood
http://lobsterstuffedwithtacos.tumblr.com

by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LameWick

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally a hit!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the come back commence!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Come back mommy!

don’t leave me here

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt"

by penguinpatrol on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I wanted a come back I'd scrape the back of your throat?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AtM

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stawful

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

How are we losing to these idiots 9-0?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dbags try out baserunning

Hilarity ensues

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt"

by penguinpatrol on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

cue yakkity sax

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play

made it worth watching this shitty game

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is going on?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Just your average 8-6-2-4 double play

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weren't you on one of your park trips last week?

Where’s the write up? I expect nothing out of ’Tec, but you…you I expect immediate stories/pix from.

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by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what happened

I don’t take many pictures. My camera sucks and is pretty much broken and you don’t really want a trip recap with phone pictures. I had somebody with me that took a ton. They didn’t get uploaded to photobucket in a timely fashion and I tried to get a CD of them so that could just upload them on my own, but the CD burner was being a bitch. Then I went to work. And then there was a Padres game, then I got distracted by all the stuff piled up on my DVR, repeat again the next day. I still don’t even know if the pictures on the internets yet. And I still have to find time to write it up. Plus, I probably should write something for BFTB. Shit is complicated, k?

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you cared about us

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

But shit happens.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCUSES

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

That’s what I’m trying to tell you. I have a bunch of lame excuses.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it seems that Stawful is getting knocked around.

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who got injured?

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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, Kevin!?!?

You just had to suck today, didn’t you?
Watched his godawful performance at Islands. Needless to say we were all embarrassed, as i’m sure most of you on here were.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy is hurt?

good

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Deno k

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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Peco'd

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

who is Peco?

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

An old old wooden ship

used during the civil war era

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, somebody got hit by a boat?

Peco’d!

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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venasingle

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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are great!

How are they in last place

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

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by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, crap. Here's Stephen Drew!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocre #5 starter maybe

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Although it would be nice for him to to stick it out, and when CY comes back to give Latos some rest. But no way in hell should he start if we make it to october.

by DelMar on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a feel-good story in '09

And I feel bad for him losing his bro this year, but I agree: he should pitch out of the pen or make a good bench-warmer for a post-season Padre run

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you havin a laugh?

Is he havin a laugh?

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now that Upton got low-blowed

I’m laughing! ;-p

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just

you know, you’re funny

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the fuck outa here

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya stuttering prick ya.

one of the most intense scenes
from one of the most intense movies
evar

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzilla!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What's up with Jairston?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What's up with all these doubles?!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it's just selective memory, but Petco seems to play different during the day.

The heavy marine air hasn’t settled in yet to smother the XBHs.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems that every hit the DBacks get off Stauffer has been an XBH.

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"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

4 hits given up, all are doubles

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venable doing his best Klesko in LF impression

But he still makes the play :-)

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Have the Padres ever been shut out

by an opposing team this year?

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 times

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we got 1 hit by Jon Niese in New York?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or when De La Rosa and the Rockies castrated us on the first Friday of the season?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or when Padilla and his Soap Bubble did it to us earlier this month.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The others were

A combo effort by Billingsley and Broxton (1-0, 5/16)
Tim Hudson (8-0, 7/22)
Billingsley and Broxton again (2-0, 7/27)

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right.

I forgot about that one.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never ever

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albert just hit HR #400

for his career. He’s just the 3rd youngest player to accomplish this feat.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He's still a douche

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he'll always be a douche

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allegedly

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

age is a relative number when referring to Albert Anus

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch 'Tec fall in love with the game of soccer

after some Latin lady (Colombian) rocks his world

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Maybe a Ladyfella

If you know what mean

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking pre.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

or farm animal

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’d love to be free, maybe go out and meet some Latin guy that can dance, grind up on you, make you feel dangerous but also safe.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have some Latin guy sweating all over you...

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game blows.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Or does it suck?

Hard to tell.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're switching from suck to blow

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

twss

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With google's new VoIP built-in to gmail

I can call Dex. Like, right now.

But I’m not gonna.

I feel like jbox.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You don't look like jbox

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know that.

Oh wait, you’re God….

Touché, God.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are forgiven for you know not what I know

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stauffer: Doubles machine

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Scratch that:

Stawful: XBH machine

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wildcard entry

Luebke replaces Correia in rotation and does so well down the stretch that he receives the ball for Game #3 start in NLCS

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Win the division first

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?! Another double?!!

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by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a cycle???

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes it is

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus......

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Who put Steroids in the DBags' coffee this morning?

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Luis Gonzalez?

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Correia

He had plans around 5PM tonight. With a Latin ladyfella.

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the eff is TheGrandHatching?

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by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's hanging out with RevRun.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit.

What’s his problem? I bet Ted Giaanoupolousssos had him murdered.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be

the worst game we’ve played all year. And it’s against one of the worst teams in baseball.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get the suck out of the way before we face the Phillies

On the bright side, at least we don’t have Kevin pitching against them.

by LK13 on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Padres

lose by 30 runs

and get it our of your system

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

That would actually be kinda interesting

In a masochistic kind of way.

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit.

That reminds me. I said in the OT last night I’d rather lose 30-0 than lose how the Giants lost yesterday.

Buckle your seat belts.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banletion

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

In one of the posts today I said this:

“Nobody hangs 11 on us.”

This is 100% my fault…..and jbox….well, mostly jbox.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Eff you. Man.

You’re dead to me.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

50/50

Hope someone pukes in 103 before you get there.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably be you that pukes

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a professional puker though.

I know how to reverse drink like a champ. I’m very tidy about it.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This skill is under-appreciated.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time in Vegas....

….I was in the cab on the way back to the hotel and I was destroyed. I pay the cabbie as we pull up to the front lobby. Who knows how much I gave that guy. I stumble out of the cab like Spicoli out of the VW bus in Fast Times…I somehow keep my balance. It was like an obstacle course. People. Small stair case going down into the lobby….little ramp going up. When you get to the top of that ramp you’re looking at the pool. The pool is enclosed so you’re looking through huge windows…in front of those windows is a long planter running the length of the window. I get to the top of the ramp….stop….admire the view of the pool….casually lean down and blow chunks into the planter. Pop my head up, wipe my mouth and head for the elevator. I don’t think a single person saw me.

I’m tidy.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

you haven't been drunk

unless you’ve pooped in the bathtub while puking over the side.

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I left work before reading this.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning mercifully over

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Stawful sucks

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don't score at least 2 runs

This will be our biggest loss of the season.

Previous was 10-1 and a 9-0 loss.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

@FollowThePadres
In case you’re wondering, this would be the worst loss of the season by the #Padres. It’s 11-0 Arizona, B7.

Gee Cory, if only someone had figured that out earlier.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

14-14

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst shutout in MLB history

 The Pittsburgh Pirates shut out the Chicago Cubs at Chicago 22-0 on Sept. 16, 1975.
The Cleveland Indians also shut out the New York Yankees 22-0 on August 31, 2004

I think we’re safe… hopefully…

by DelMar on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

F*ck that.

Let’s go for it. It’ll be cool story to tell after we win the World Series.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calling in reinforcements!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ian Kennedy set a career high for himself today in Ks

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

@NCTPadres
Bad day for #Padres who are being outhit 15-1, outscored 11-0 by #Dbacks. Ian Kennedy has also established a career-high w/ 12 K’s. #MLB

You don’t say.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venable, it's up to you.

Hit an 11-run homerun

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Kevin Correia

and Joe Lemire for this game.

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to get pissed at Correia

Dude has had a rough year.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

But not because of his rough year. I refuse to get pissed because of one bad day.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, too

And the guy has been better than expected, despite the off the field stuff. He will win a couple more big games for us.

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

And, if not, then we can still appreciate the big ones he already one for us. Its not like he’s Josh Geer throwing out a clunker every outing.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not talk about Josh Geer

X_X

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

He was on my mind from this series of tweets

@FollowThePadres

The 9 ER allowed by #Padres Kevin Correia today are the most by a Padres starter since Justin Germano allowed 10 on 4/21/08 against Houston.

Marty1090 <blockquote>FollowThePadres Justin Germano? Was Luke Carlin catching that day? And who relieved? Josh Geer? Thx for the flashback, Corey.

WonkoSD <blockquote>Marty1090 Don’t be silly. Geer wasnt a reliever. Wil Ledezma came in relief. McAnulty in LF. Edmonds in CF. Oswalt was the opposing pitcher

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A SAUCE

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

I remember Germano. I thought he could actually be of use.

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a high enough strikeout rate

Those guys can only walk the high wire for so long.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's not.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be mean to the guy

But, I saw her boyfriend. He’s not intimidating in the least.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

More initimidating than that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Geer should retire

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Win streaks make me nervous anyway, they’re bound to break.

I like a fresh start before Latos goes again, that way nothing bad happens to him.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we pull a Rockies please?

And steamroll our way to victory against all odds, logic and reason?

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLgiants with their comeback loss

The Padres will have none of that

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out what my brother and I just saw and nearly attacked

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a Tarantula Hawk Wasp

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have gotten a gun

and attacked

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once killed a big fly in my bathroom

That wasn’t as big as that, but still scared the crap out of me. It looked like an Uruk Khai from Lord of the Rings.

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's freaky!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw it in a pan

sauté with some evoo, fresh cracked black pepper, about a 1/2 cup of heavy whipping cream, a pinch of tarragon and a little lemon juice…. you got yourself a party.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't getting near that thing

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

heard

" si, si, si, si, si" in rapid fire passionate succession from mujera from Central America who loved soccer….have not missed a key CONCACAF match ever since.

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

...wow...

I think i’m in love.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all those Girls of the World Cup pieces in various magazines.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I heard the word "vuvuzelas" for the first time...

…I thought it came from this picture.

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by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap

Would ’tec be stupid enough to tell he futbol sucks ? Unreal. Thanks SD Chicken

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's a famous Paraguayan model

I remember that image from thesuperficial.com as another reason to watch the World Cup.

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larissa Riquelme

That’s the name.

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody here reads Deadspin, it looks like

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

She was the one that promised to bang the entire team if they won. Right?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

People will do anything

To secure a World Cup victory. Except for the Paraguayan national team. Apparently, they HATEZ the wimminz.

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It was pretty obvious that they had no idea how to score.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me one of those players

had a videocamera all set up, just in case it happened.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Deadspin

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stauffer now has 6 Ks

But, it is the DBacks. This is what they do.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Denorfasaurus!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2 hits

Wow

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Make it 3

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no more Kennedy

That explains it.

Rally time, bitches.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLpen mode engaged

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just worried that even with LOLpen

The blind squirrel clock right in the bush factors will keep us from victory.

Better just start believing.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, two hits!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Durango...

I’m pretty sure Stauffer could have done that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Durango gets the sac down

Get it done, Scrapstein!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2 Hit's in one inning?!?

Who are these guys?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The DBacks bullpen

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of crazy killer bugs from hell, this is a Japanese hornet

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Assembling the team!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mudcat " good hustle by Louie"

What, is he not going to run full tilt on a chopper off the plate ? It’s his only shot to ever get a base knock

Sooooo Stoked

by texpadre on Aug 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much

If he doesn’t hustle on those, then he’s not a major leaguer.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Eck has fouled off two pitches that were clearly balls.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Paid off

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PADRE SCORE!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Padres score, TV dudes tack it onto the D-Bags

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

They're used to it.

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mud

“Hit Denorfia right in the ‘A’.”

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

PFOP

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BFOP = PFOB

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BFOP

DROMG

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i would walk him

just to be a dick

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

Awesome sequence there guys. Good job.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian!

You can’t tie it up with one swing. Don’t swing at balls, k?

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANNY~!!!!

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Touch em all adrian!!!!!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just in time.

GRAND MOTHERFUCKING SLAM.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Aug 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AGon just hit a GRANNY!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost halfway there.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

One hot granny

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

gilf?

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Grandmas

Susan Sarandon
Helen Mirren
Sophia Loren

Who else?

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helen Mirren

(sigh) Didn’t she go to In-N-Out Burger after winning an Oscar that night?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

The only of those stories that I remember was Hilary Swank going to Astro Burger after winning hers

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just one more of those and we make it a save situation

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

im sorry

who??

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

kick me in the nuts!

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian passed Phil Nevin for second place on the Padres franchise HR list

Only Nate Colbert is left. 6 HRs away.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a few minutes ago

See all those posts about a grand slam?

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything to wipe d-bag from our books forever

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

the other one. the douche thats responsible for Griffey not being a Padre. the other one.

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you watch your tongue

Griffey is a saint.

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no.

I mean, it kills me that f*cker denied that trade. I will always hate him for that.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

ME TOO!!!! unbelievable. he is dead to me and shall not be named

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Walksies!

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Shrek!

Let’s do this, Venable!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Scotty does know.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit Damn

walk away for 10 minutes and miss a salami

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The usual

everth streaking, etc.

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a better response

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped the ball on that one

So you get to pick, I guess.

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

It’s all your fault!!! ;-p

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you missed the giant ass Tarantula Hawk Wasp I saw in my backyard

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making another switch.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

This guy is a mess….he walked f*cking Harrison!

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand slam!

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Winfield's Ghost

jodes says that you say that non-penises can’t be blown. What’s up with that?

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mudcat just have a shout out to Dave Rickards.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how one DBag reliever gets in trouble

And they bring in another shitty one to replace him.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

look at that fire!!

we must throw a liquid on it.

what do we have??

gasoline and bacon grease…

hmmmmm

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Wait, Wait

I traded some of that stupid water for some scotch. Use that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they chose napalm

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Apparently it was water.

Hopefully they try the gasoline in the ninth.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it venable

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Venafail.

Huge fail.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Will!

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It's up to Savior

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, scotty!

You almost blew it!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

wow near scotty fail

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So, anyone want to fill me in

on Dicks whereabouts? It was a pleasant surprise to not here him when I turned on the game

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wimbledon.

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by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tequila!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Streaking with his young efren

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Kids

Lesson to all of you.

When you’re down by 6 runs, you don’t flipping steal bases. Jesus Lopez.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh

ok, we chipped away well that inning.

by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a good play.

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by justdave on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that sucked.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

THAT was a catch.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You're a catch

twss…huh?

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck was Weisbarth doing?! He just spit out his coffee or something

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Loved the spit take.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a damn-good play

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkoff in the ninth.

Way more exciting anyway.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Aug 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got dibs on Scrappy Miggy, and Gonzo to bring us back

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, English!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Thatcher is the best

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad he could put up a 0

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF happened today?

Kennedy has 12 K’s and gives up one hit through 7???

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Padres!!!

by PullenHoseFriar on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Let's do this.

BELIEVE!

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh, God!!!!!

Oh, God!!!!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh....mm...

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unicorn rally time!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Rounding up reinforcements

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to smack Heilman when I see his stupid face

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Are rainbows considred a rally mascot?

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If they aren't already

Then they should

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEADOFF WALKIE.

My P are SW from anticipation!

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Norf

pullin’ through

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's finish this!

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you, renyolds!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

"Since we only live once (that we know of) we should focus on enjoying our lives, not stressing to follow every single thing and trend that society impose upon us." - Thom Yorke of Radiohead

by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Regression

It’s here.

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe next year

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moar reenforcements

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not good

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Do Zebra Unicorns count?

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how injuries happen

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the power of Rod

Spectacular win or hideous train wreak. I voted that we bury him with Megatron, but nooooo.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wreck*

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let go

Let Rod

"I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant."

by The Kipper on Aug 26, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ruh roh

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

S**t.

Not good.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wily Mo Pena

turn your cell on, homey.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Call him twice.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frenchy runs for Denorfia

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I think he just hurt his leg

The French Runs, what causes that, anyway? Too much wine and cheese?

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My beautiful D Man

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this maybe mean

We’ll see some Cunningslam?

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Possibly

But it definitely means we lost more than just a game… DX

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeebus

Norf’s body isn’t even cold yet

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrislam?

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Deno?

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by MrDanielX on Aug 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know yet

He wasn’t bending one knee, though

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

twisted something going into 2nd

had to be helped off the field

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sh*t.

That was ugly.

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Those unicorns don't work

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch

unemployment jokes?

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"

"Even Jedis don't stand a chance against our bullpen."

by tonoxtono on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNICORNS DON'T WORK!!!

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go somewhere and die alone.

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by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, that's MCC level

Are we not civilized?

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

let’s hug it out

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's make out.

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by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the best way to go

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to hell and suck a unicorn

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by Ketchup on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's MCC level :-/

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Stupid lag. I suck.

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by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU don't work.

/jodesed

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by TheThinGwynn on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

double unemployment jokes?

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So beautiful

What does it mean?

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Ehhhh, I don't deserve a signature...

by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

L

Tag it and bag it.

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloody hell.

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Lost the game and Deno to the DL (possibly)

Let’s drink!

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by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring on Werthless and the Phillies!

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by Jonathan Holmes on Aug 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

rub some dirt on

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

He had to helped off and he couldn’t bend his knee at all. He might be seriously f*cked up.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then who?

At least we know Jair can hit.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a LF

yes. Jair can play infield spots and rotate w/ Eck + Miggy.

by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Aug 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that....

….but Sneaky Pig ain’t exactly setting the world on fire in Portland.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

No Anthony and now no Denorf. That sucks balls.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be nice if he was tearing it up down there

but I don’t want to put too much stock in AAA numbers when he’s performed well up here. It’s gotta mess with him when he gets yanked back and forth, especially after the team told him to get a place in SD. If Norf didn’t catch fire, then Sneaky never would’ve been sent back down to begin with.

The main thing is defense though, without TGJ in CF we can ill afford to put a liability at one of the corners.

by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Aug 26, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does already have housing in San Diego

And I miss his chocolate milk voice

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by Jordan_Ming on Aug 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jair is a much better CF than Venable

MUCH better.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Scott

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cuz I posted old, out-of-the-closet David Yost, isn't it?

This is why you’re taking denorfin’ time, isn’t it?

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by Axion on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time post Tommy

Se-heeah!

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by sdchicken on Aug 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when Scan says

“heyscan.com – that’s a website”

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