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Haters gonna hate

This is great: the whiny bitches over at McCovey Chronicles have made claims as to why it's not hard to hate America's Finest City.

First, they bagged on us for our history...something they know little about, apparently.

In 1449 he was recalled to Spain, whence he went to Rome to be present at the canonization of Bernardino of Siena in 1450. At Alatraz he fulfilled the humble office of infirmarian in the convent of Ara Coeli; and his biographers record the miraculous cure of many whom he attended, through his pious intercession. He was finally recalled to Spain and was sent by his superiors to the Convento de Santa María de Jesús in Alcalá, where he spent the remaining years of his life in penance, solitude, and the delights of contemplation.

Wrong, morons. San Diego was discovered by the Germans in 1904, and it's very name means "a whale's vagina." A seven year-old could tell you this information.

Next, we get based on because a former catcher who went to a top Ivy-league university.

-San Diego is also home to Qualcomm. The founder of Qualcomm is named Irwin Jacobs. He has a son named Adam Jacobs. He plays catcher for the Cornell baseball team. This makes him a douche. If your little sister told you she was dating the catcher for the Cornell baseball team, would you be happy? No! You'd take her directly to Planned Parenthood to get her caught up on her immunizations!

 

Some information on Cornell University:

Cornell counts more than 255,000 living alumni, 28 Rhodes Scholars and 41 Nobel laureates affiliated with the university as faculty or students.[4][6][7] The student body consists of over 13,000 undergraduate and 6,000 graduate students from all 50 states and 122 countries.[8]

 

U.S. News and World Reports ranks Cornell as #15 in Universities across the country for 2011. It is ranked #12 in the world, according to the Academic Ranking of Worldwide Universities. Your sister woudn't be marrying a douchebag - she'd be marrying a guy that will probably make millions of dollars and be able to give the wife and kids a rather comfortable lifestyle. Isn't that part of the American Dream? Oh, and way to force-sterilize your own flesh-and-blood, you bastard.

Of course, they're pissed off that Bruce Bochy ended up in San Fran after we parted ways with him....you know, you had the choice of not picking him up in the first place. All you had to do was say <b>"Hell no!</b> and Bochy would wind up someplace else.

Oh, and they're laughing that the Padres all-time home run leader, Nate Colbert, wasn't some cheating scumbag who was disliked by many and has an asterisk on the baseball's home-run record. Sorry if we choose to have some integrity and play the sport the correct way and not take any shortcuts to do it.

Save your take on our fair city, losers, and we'll see you in a few weeks as we continue our quest to dominate you thought the season.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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