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Buster Posey

So maybe it's late and I should be asleep... but I can't go to bed because it's Saturday night and I'm obliged to celebrate. I was watching some lowlights from today's game earlier and I couldn't help but notice that Buster Posey is a Giant dork, a huge nerd, and a massive dingleberry.  I mean really, he looks like he eats his boogers, his shoes probably smell bad and he prolly wears tighty-whities encrusted with dried fecal matter. The kind of guy you act like you are cool with, but you're trying to avoid like the plague. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to narc out lil' Timmy for smokin' da herb. I wouldn't be surprised if Sabean was 'his boy'. i wouldn't be surprised if his teammates pissed on him in the showers and he kind of enjoys it... 'cause it feels warm'. Good luck. He was obviously dropped on his head as a small baby and I don't even want to get into how deformed he looks. As far as baseball goes, he is one of the luckiest that has ever played the game. If it wasn't for other teams constantly committing errors and not being in the right place to make a defensive stop when he somehow makes contact with the ball, he would never have made it past the junior high level. Dumb luck that he made it to the pros. Really, you gotta kinda feel bad for him. What a turd.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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