Padres pummel Dodgers 6-1
- Jonny Dub and I went to the game last night. At game time there were a lot of empty seats which surprised me until I remembered that Dodger fan shows up in the third inning. Sure enough once Dodger fan and his beach balls arrived the crowd soared to 40K plus. With this cool weather and the playoff atmosphere at the park it felt like October.
- Near the beginning of the game Jon starts texting Pad Squad Andre, who wasn't even at the game, saying things like "jbox misses you!" For the record I do not miss PSA.
- After the Dodger half of the second inning, Jon and I decided to get some food. We spotted and flagged down Mentor who gave us hearty handshakes. He looked us over and quickly determined Dex was missing. He inquired and we told him that Dex was tending a newborn. As he walked away he called to us - his voice trailing off "We're getting into the forties tonight!" Jon looked at me excited but I calmed him telling him that Mentor was talking about attendance rather than drinking Moorad's secret stash of malt liquor.
- In the bottom half of the second it looked like the Padres offense was finally ready to do some work. Jon and I were watching in the standing area behind home plate with our food. Chase Headley lead off with a double. Nick Hundley grounded out, advancing Headley to third. Will Venable steps to the plate and I start telling Jon that the Padres might as well put on the squeeze play because I've lost all confidence in Venable driving in runs. Sure enough he strikes out. Scott Hairston gets hit by a pitch. Everth Cabrera steps in and I tell Jon that they should try to squeeze with two outs. With the pitcher up next Cabrera strikes out looking. I don't know why he wasn't protecting, maybe like me, he thought Clayton Richard had a better shot of scoring Headley.
- Sometime in the middle of the game we see Pad Squad Loxie and Pad Squad Elizabeth. Loxie approaches, opens her arms for a hug, with a big smile on her face. Pad Squad hug coming my way, prepare for impact. I stand, open my arms. She hugs the guy in front of me. I slowly close my arms hugging nothing but air and sit down, deflated. We were introduced to Pad Squad Elizabeth, who, like us, was charming.
- It wasn't until the 6th inning that the Padres really got down to bizness. Anthony Gwynn lead off with a weak single. Everybody in the ballpark knew that Gwynn was going to steal second. It was a game of cat and mouse, with the crowd going crazy with every throw to first. I'm telling you it was electric and it felt like a playoff game. Sure enough Gwynn dives into second and umpire calls him safe. Chris Denorfia walks. Adrian Gonzalez battles at the plate and hits a broken bat grounder to the first base side and the Dodgers make a series of errors with Gwynn scoring. It takes minutes before the crowd realizes that the ball was called foul. That doesn't stop Gonzalez. With a new bat he drops a single into centerfield scoring Gwynn for real. Chase Headley walks loading the bases. Nick Hundley hits a sac fly that scores Denorfia. Uh oh, Will Venable at the plate, this can't be good. Did anybody notice Gonzalez at third communicating with Headley at first? Gonzalez was imitating Kuroda's leg lift. Venable strikes out looking.
- In the 7th and 8th the Padres really start hanging runs on the board, pulling away from the Dodgers. The crowd is so excited, I'm excited, I look over at Jon. He's fiddling with his camera. I lean my head over to see that he is watching a movie on his camera. Honestly this is what he's watching, I kid you not.
- Padres win! Time to get our Macy Gray on! You know, I kind of like the "Beauty in the World" video montage at the end of Padres victories. Apparently Jon did too, because he proclaimed that the song was just added to his wedding play list. Oh snap!
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I bet Mentor would totally drink a 40 with a fan.
He’s just that kinda guy. Classy …but he’d ignore that for a minute to get in touch with the common man.
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
Deadspin got it right.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jul 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
And then just before taking the last drink of that tasty malt liquor...
….he’d spill the rest of it out onto the ground. And with a tear in his eye…he’d look to the Heavens and say “That’s for you, kev. Go Padres.”
Why is Venable starting to Richie again?
by Steve (Grey Suit) on Jul 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
I bet he'll get a start today
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by matthewverygood on Jul 29, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
1776 posts in the OT.
That looks like freedom to me.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jul 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
Freedom like a shopping cart.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jul 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
down, boy
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by creanium on Jul 29, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahahha

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by justdave on Jul 29, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Love it!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jul 29, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
An Encino Man gif?
I love the internet
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by matthewverygood on Jul 29, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Pre
Encino Man – 1992
Rudy – 1993
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by matthewverygood on Jul 29, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, reliable Samwise Gangee
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by Jonathan Holmes on Jul 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
you don't speak for her
She speaks for her self. She keeps on rejecting my facebook friend requests.
by kevintheoman on Jul 29, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I just found out the other day
She goes on the Chris Ello (1360) show like once a week or something. She was on their around 9:30 am on Tuesday. I forget the other Pad Squadder who was on the show. Everyone in the studio was smitten and the ladies were eating it up.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
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Heading out to downtown, soon.
Warnings have been sent out to go early and take public trans if possible.
Lunch is planned at the Spaghetti Factory.
Go Padres!
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so sad i didnt run into you guys!
i spotted moorad and garfinkle.
by crazy_charisma on Jul 29, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Good story.
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by John Gennaro on Jul 29, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You better not be sad. You were with me half the game.
I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jul 29, 2010 11:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa
As The Kipper (who still owes us chicken pictures) noted above – Jonny Dub’s wedding playlist? Is this one of those hypothetical playlists that he put together when he was doodling in his spiral notebook or did he find one of those crazy cat ladies?
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by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 29, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
The Dan Band?!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
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I would've gone with
“Sorry, kitties.”
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Clayton Lightyear
Hard to imagine I am the first to point this out but Clayton Richard, while peering in from the mound, looks EXACTLY like Buzz Lightyear.
Holy crap, you're right
That smile is dead-on balls accurate to Buzz’s
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by matthewverygood on Jul 29, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww! A wedding?!
Congrats, dude! Unless it is a hypothetical list. To that I say, you should add the song “Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye.
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And "We are family" by I'm too lazy right now to look up who sang that song.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Pointer Sisters?
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by TheThinGwynn on Jul 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
List
I’m all ears! What do you got?!
"I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HIM FOR F_CKING TICKETS, DEX. I DON'T NEED A DEAL ON A F_CKING LUXURY SUITE." - Mike
Well
My wedding playlist is based on the delusion fact that Michael Buble will be singing at my wedding.
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Also hydrangeas, tealights, and those tiny christmas lights everywhere.
Seriously, the only things left to plan for my wedding are the food and the man, hahahaha
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by Jordan_Ming on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh for now you just have a generic cardboard cutout of a man in a tux and it has a sign on it that says "Insert Groom Here"
Coincidentally enough, I’m sure that’s what it’ll say on your wedding-night lingerie as well.
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I was driving up the 163
at about 6:50 last night, and the traffic south at about Mission Valley was pretty heavy. I chuckled and thought yeah, those must be the Dodger fans.
Between Mentor's Handshake
and Jbox doing combinations into my right side every time the Padres scored, I’ve never been so sore in my life.
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by Jonny Dub on Jul 29, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs


























