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Haren is ready for a trade and I can't feel my face.


This started as a fanshot but my fingers typed it into a fanpost.  Apparently Dan Haren is open to giving up life in the desert as a rattlesnake for something more lucrative.  Something more likely to make waves in the postseason.  Something, I imagine to be an angel, a bag of rocks, or who knows, a monk?  

Haren says he would like to stay on the west coast and, while he's not the cheapest pitcher out there, he's under control for at least 2 more years.  I would be interested in this guy getting a look.  He's the type of pitcher that worries me as part of a competitive team.  If the Dodgers, Giants, or Rockies make a move for him I see a much tougher sprint to the finish line.

I imagine a team in our own division would want our women and all of our jewels to give up Haren but, at the same time, I think they're desperate.  They suck.  It's a fact.  They need relief pitching and guess who has got it?

Thoughts?

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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