So our Padres got rained out and that really sucks. This gives the disgusting Doyers another day to sit in our first place throne. I just hope they don't designate Manny as the official throne-sitter. Her water might break while she's on it and it'll just be a big mess, and no one wants to clean that up.

I want the Cardinals to win so badly that I would even consider not shouting obscenities every time Matt Holliday comes up to plate or a ball is hit towards him or just anytime he's seen or mentioned on the broadcast. Maybe I'll even write him a letter. It would go something like this:

Dear Matt Holliday,

I know we've had our disagreements in the past. But we're really counting on your team to win tonight, and since you are a part of that team I would like to extend a temporary truce. Just for tonight, if you could not suck, that would be fantastic. And in return, I will not bring up that awful night in 2007. We'll just tuck that away for tonight. Sound good? Alright.

Love, jodes

So there that is. I've done all I can. It's up to those little birdies to get a win for us tonight. Ludwick seems to be a secret Padres lover, so hopefully he will come through. I'm ready. Let's do this!!

GO CARDS!!!!!!!!

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St. Louis Cardinals @ Los Angeles Dodgers

06/09/10 7:10 PM PDT