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Rainout = Cards-Doyers OT for 6/9

So our Padres got rained out and that really sucks. This gives the disgusting Doyers another day to sit in our first place throne. I just hope they don't designate Manny as the official throne-sitter. Her water might break while she's on it and it'll just be a big mess, and no one wants to clean that up.

I want the Cardinals to win so badly that I would even consider not shouting obscenities every time Matt Holliday comes up to plate or a ball is hit towards him or just anytime he's seen or mentioned on the broadcast. Maybe I'll even write him a letter. It would go something like this:

Dear Matt Holliday,

I know we've had our disagreements in the past. But we're really counting on your team to win tonight, and since you are a part of that team I would like to extend a temporary truce. Just for tonight, if you could not suck, that would be fantastic. And in return, I will not bring up that awful night in 2007. We'll just tuck that away for tonight. Sound good? Alright.

Love, jodes

So there that is. I've done all I can. It's up to those little birdies to get a win for us tonight. Ludwick seems to be a secret Padres lover, so hopefully he will come through. I'm ready. Let's do this!!

GO CARDS!!!!!!!!

Lineup

St. Louis Cardinals @ Los Angeles Dodgers

06/09/10 7:10 PM PDT

St. Louis Cardinals Los Angeles Dodgers
Felipe Lopez - SS Rafael Furcal - SS
Aaron Miles - 3B Matt Kemp - CF
Albert Pujols - 1B Andre Ethier - RF
Matt Holliday - LF Manny Ramirez - LF
Ryan Ludwick - RF James Loney - 1B
Yadier Molina - C Casey Blake - 3B
Randy Winn - CF Blake DeWitt - 2B
Skip Schumaker - 2B Russell Martin - C
Adam Wainwright - P Clayton Kershaw - P

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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That must be how he makes the lineups.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay can't fix it

that’s as good as it gets. It’ll do.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have any experiences with minor league games?

I’ve never been and I’m thinking of catching the Storm game in Lancaster this weekend.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I love minor league games

GO! You’ll have fun! Say hi to Jaff for me! And Daniel! They are the future, I tell ya! THE FUTURE!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I figure it would be fun

Seats right behind the plate are only $12, can’t beat that.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo, nice!

Go for it! Take lot’s of pics. Make the players sign a ton of stuff so when they make it to the bigs you can sell it. Yell at the ump and the mascot! Yell at the opposing players! Have fun! Be safe! Wear a condom!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love?

Why not sincerely?

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good post, joderoo

Thanks for not doing the filler thing. That’s lazy.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I know.

Last night I was just in a hurry. Won’t happen again.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Axion

and thanks for not cussing a ton so that we can front page it.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Valve E3 predictions?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portal 2

Umm… that’s it. I’m just dreaming about HL3.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already annouced Portal 2 is delayed today

And there is a still their secret annoucement at e3…..and it’s not TF3…

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not surprised at the delay

They have the time and money to develop for a decade and they don’t release unpolished products (not including Steam itself)

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totes HL3 next week

eff hl2e3

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything HL, I'll take it

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hl3

coming holiday season 2050

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

... on Valve's own console

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO CARDS

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is this on TV?

If not what radio station do the Dodgers broadcast on?

by jbox on Jun 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just missed a HR, that would have been nice

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Foul homer.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

K

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pooholes O-fer on the series.

Sweet.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing.

Loving how teams pick to have their only slumps of the season when they play the doyers

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ethier doubles.

K Manny, plz.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh. jodes did bad.

Manny homers. 2-0 Doyers

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is f_____g retarded

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

F***************k

I hate the doosh manny

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I hate the Dodgers.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate Matt Hol...

Oh wait. I mean… nothing.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runners on 1st and 2nd now.

2 outs. DeWitt up.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THE DODGERS AHHHH

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

How is this allowed?

Since May 1 (when the Dodgers started played well), they’ve played nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of their games at home. WHAT THE F*CK?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It will all balance out in the end.

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY.

Inning over.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Wainwright

Whats with the suck?

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I get the feeling

That watching this game isn’t going to make me very happy.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The doyers BABIP must be 1.000

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Adam,

Please pitch better.

Love, jodes

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you rather (bunts edition)

If you’re the team on defense and there’s no outs,
Would you rather get the pitcher to bunt out on one pitch and the runner on first moves up
or
Would you rather pitch at least a dozen pitches and eventually get him out without the runner moving up?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you're gonna jinx it

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a good way

We got to see Kemp strike out.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Ethier too

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier too.

It was my plan all along.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very unorthodox DP

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Wainwright is getting squeezed like a mofo

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wainwright is having a bad night

Of course it’s against the Dodgers.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Turning it around.

Dodgers are going to lose this game now, and begin a long losing streak.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

*28 game

long

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols needs to destroy Kershaw Chris Young style in his next at bat

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I can live with that.

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw

Makes me feel like I need Prozac.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw

0 hits through 3

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray

You used your powers for good.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cards radio guys

Kershaw has a ginourmous strikezone, while Wainright’s is minuscule.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

it’s like a Dodger hit parade out there! That is my least favorite kind of parade.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt works

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, all wainwright can do is groove balls down teh middle

Since that’s the only call he’s getting. This is why the Doyers keep winning at home, where MLB schedules 70% of their games.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Cards.

Get to scoring.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wainwright at 70 pitches

after 3

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no-hitter

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THE DOGERS HAVE A TEAM ERA OF FOUR

Come the f*ck on

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

POO HOLES IS 0-9

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Ryan Ludwick

Hit a homer.

Douche.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

okay

now we have a game.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

kthanksbye

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3

I like

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

It’s like a dang monsoon here right now.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just sayin cuz

we’re supposed to play two baseball games in like 12 hours :/

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure you're not in Oregon right now?

Because it was monsooning here about 10 mins ago

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he's there.

In fact, he’s watching you.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep going...

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so that's who that was.

Well, it may be crooked at the moment, but it’ll straighten out eventually. Sorry about that man, you should have told me it was you!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could post a cellphone video here of this storm

SB Nation “The Tres” jbox?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I already have those

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SB Nation³

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's too bad

unless you host it on youtube or something.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Ludwick!!

Nice catch.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bad news

Blanks is putting up another 0 for in Lake Elsinore. The worse news, he is out performing J Decker.

by field39 on Jun 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake DeWitt

A laugh and a half

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha Manny.

Nice hustle there.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Miles!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is pooholes f*cking serious?

0-10?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Just fyi, the Cards radio guy is worse than Dick and Jerry combined. It’s hilarious.

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Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it Mike Shannon?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk-- here is the call of Ludwick's out

“ITS ANOTHER HOMER!!!!!!!!!!!….wait….I think…no..no no….its gonna die out there in death valley….right before the track…”

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shannon does the

“c’mon baby, get up, get up, get out” bit

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's him then

Insert that after, “I think”

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got out of the shower to hear Vin Scully

That’s another toooowering shot, manny goes back, to the track, at the wall… and makes the catch.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just says that the blog isn't going to shower

I’m still gonna.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shannon is hilarious

I would NEVER EVER want to listen to him regularly but I think he’s even better than Jerry at coming up with terrible quotes:

http://largemorningshow.blogspot.com/2009/05/mike-shannon-isms.html

by abara on Jun 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite segments on 1090

during Padre Postgame show is “It’s Outta Here” – all the homerun calls from around the league. The ridiculous ones stick out.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My current favorite is... a tie

between the Indians and the White Sox.

Tom Hamilton’s SWUNG ON AND BELTED!!!
I imagine it’s very startling to hear live, like being assaulted in the ear.

The ChiSox guy, Ken Harrelson, “… And you can…. put it on the BOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRD! YES!
Great when used out of context.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should replace

Dick.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just once I would like to here

Holy F…. He knocked the snot out of that one.

by field39 on Jun 9, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

really

how about a cable channel that was all crude, all the time and they aired baseball games and farted in the booth and drank beer. I would probably watch that, if they could also call the game.

by The Kipper on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With mic'd up dugouts

put it on HBO, and I’m sold.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically,

if Gaslamp Ballers had their own channel.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if?

and somebody, like Ben Stein, just read the open thread out loud as the game progressed.

by The Kipper on Jun 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh ooh ooh

Over the Petco PA system?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Samuel L. Jackson

recites the Ezekiel quote when Heath comes in.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please?!

I would give money for that! Lots and lots for money!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just like to play sounds

The Final Countdown for home runs

Seinfeld riffs for enemy home runs

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo close.

Did I mention that I heart Ludwick?

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes you done did that.

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ludwick is one of the streakiest guys in the majors

he’ll get five hits in about three weeks, and in the next he’ll hit five homers

by abara on Jun 9, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And he's bearded

What a shock.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're off work.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres have no chance of losing today.

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Dodgers

And it may get worse.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Doyers

Not TOO horrible.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Equally as horrible as last night, I think

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Pujols

Suck more.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He hates the Padres

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by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Look at cy’s face circa 2008? Is that when that happened?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Earlier.

When he took a swing at our catcher after Eaton hit him with a curveball.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also tried to start sh*t with Venable last season.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I F**kin hate pooholes.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venable isn't on the mailing list

He didn’t get the letter about bowing before his Highness as you pass 1st.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Prince" Albert

hit a kid in the chest

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by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's too evil to eat babies

He just lets them go to waste.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Error Poo holes

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Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

How'd Manny go first to third?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Pujols missed a slow roller to first.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny tagged out.

Runners at 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Cards get out of it

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers run differential over the last 17 games: -6 Dodgers record during those games: 11-6

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know what their pythag should be over that period?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close one.

But they get out of it.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way.

I applaud Kershaw on finally finding the razor. His facial hair bugged the shit out of me.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just added Prince Albert to the wiki page

Someone go make funnies on it

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, this fat-face dodger allergy patient has a 5.5 ERA

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He should put some aloe on that

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, LaRussa managed to burn Freese

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I call it a Freeser burn?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy gets excited when the Cards fail...just like Dick and teh Padres

A LINE DRIVE RIGHT TO LONEY! A STRIKE OUT ON A HIGH PITCH!

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

s.o.b. DeTwit got the hit of the game

I wish he would get demoted. I wish Jeff Kent was back, maybe he’d punch manny in his tranny parts

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If the doyer luck into another 1-run home win

I’m going to punch a baby and a puppy at the same time.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A wild Jamey Carroll appeared!

It used Fly Ball.

Ryan Ludwick used Catch. It’s super effective!

The wild Jamey Carroll fainted.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like a Gastly to me.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wild Broxton appeared

Pujols used line-drive to face. It’s super effective!

The wild Broxton fainted died.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rival Dicks was defeated!

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wild Holliday appeared!

The wild Holliday used touch home-plate! The wild Holliday’s attack missed!

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Tim McLelland is confused

Unfortunately, it didn’t hurt itself in its confusion.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't this green?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME OVER.

BROXTON TOTES HAS THIS IN THE BAG.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

Does he really weight 300 pounds?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks bigger than Olshansky

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE FOR ELEVEN!

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That's how it starts

Now he’ll go nuts. They need to bat around.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollifail

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Great effort Ryan.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ludwick

Thanks for your attempt.

Your team is shit.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina...

"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor

by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

No, that was awful.

Pujols would have scored, and Randy Winn doesn’t have a snowman’s chance in hell.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A homeless amputee with superaids had a better shot of getting a basehit there

No f*cking idea why the Cardinals bother playing him.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor naive girl

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Pujols would have scored easily.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT BOUNCE OVER

Can’t the umpire do something about this.

pujols would have scored.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You can look at the rulebook and say yes

But you look at life and say no.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

randy winn

fuck you. fuck you straight to hell

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Had it with this team already. Get back in your el camino and drive back to the ozarks
Im done with this team. Im so tired of them losing here…..The doyers are luckier than sh*t……Cards get their asses kicked every time they go there…

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

Randy Lose

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by Ketchup on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

F*cking LaRussa

Not only do you start Randy Winn over Rasmus 3 straight games, you burn Freese w/o him even getting a PA.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rasmus' lifeless corpse would play better than Winn

I’m dead (no pun intended) serious.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They fucking did it again.

This can’t last.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Go Marlins

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait. I'm crazy.

I thought the Dodgers played a makeup game tomorrow against the Fish. I swear it said that on mlb.com when I checked a few days ago. Okay. Go FakeLA.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone who knows stats run some tests

The probability of their run of 1 run wins while giving up more runs than they score must be higher than winning the lottery and being struck by lightning seven times in one day

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We're effed

The Dodgers are a team of destiny. We’re playing for a wild card.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow

I feel much more confident calling this team the Wild Card team than I did NL West Champs.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds weird

We’ve never been a Wild Card before. That’s usually reserved for the Dodgers as we win the division.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and besides when they win it

it’s usually a good place to be.

/insert “last blank of blank WC teams have gone to the Series” stat

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Rockies and Giants lost.

I can’t believe the Dodgers keep defying all logic.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Seriously

The Rockies lost to the Astros. THE ASTROS!

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astros took the series

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’m crazy again. Astros took 2 of 3, its a four gamer and they play again tomorrow.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm convinced the Dodgers were going to play the Marlins tomorrow

And their rainout with Philly changed that. But, I don’t have any proof. The Astros thing was just not bothering to see if they play tomorrow.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid wall....stupid Dodgers

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by mrbarneydangles on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's amazing to me

That everyone knows that the ground rule double takes runs off of the board, but no one cares to fix it. If it was football, they’d have fixed it decades ago.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 foot walls

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant mosquito net

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe umpires discretion?

if he feels the player would have scored easily, then he awards him the base. same with the fan interference rule.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not my job

That’s a question for someone who gets paid to figure those things out. The NFL has a competition committee to figure that out. It’s made up of some of the most respected coaches in the game. The MLB has Bud Selig twiddling his thumbs, getting senile and severely out of touch with the modern world.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every sport needs its rules tweaked toward excessive scoring.

I understand that neanderthals get bored and distracted easily and need all that scoring, but no need to make sweeping rule changes for their benefit.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not asking for sweeping rule changes

I’m just asking them to fix what’s broken.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing is broken

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on the intent of the rules

If it’s supposed to be a penalty, then I guess leave it.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

False Dichotomy much?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

If the ball goes out of play, Is the intent to penalize the runner(s)? If so, then it’s not broken.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldnt say "goes out"

I mean “is hit out” as opposed to being thrown out.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's up to the umpire to decide if Pujols would have scored

But by some archaic tradition or just plain conservativeness that they never do, then it’s broken. The umpires should play by the rules..

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just want more scoring. Go watch old re-runs on NFL network if you're bored.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want more scoring

You are confusing me with Dex or jbox. I want proper scoring. I want rules enforced.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't Nam

There are rules.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They umpires are lazy sacks of crap

Who don’t care about the game of baseball anymore than Lindsay Lohan cares about how good whatever the next movie she’s screwing up is.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait... Lohan still makes movies?

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which rule are you saying is being unenforced/inforce improperly?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one where the umpire is given discretion to determine where the runner should end up

Because they always give him two bases when in some cases 3 is warranted.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not true.

Rule 6.09(e) “A fair ball, after touching the ground, bounds into the stands, or passes through, over or under a fence, or through or under a scoreboard, or through or under shrubbery, or vines on the fence, in which case the batter and the runners shall be entitled to advance two bases”

The only time a player is ever allowed to advance 3 bases is either:

Rule 7.05(b) “Three bases, if a fielder deliberately touches a fair ball with his cap, mask or any part of his uniform detached from its proper place on his person. The ball is in play and the batter may advance to home base at his peril;” OR

Rule 7.05© “Three bases, if a fielder deliberately throws his glove at and touches a fair ball. The ball is in play and the batter may advance to home base at his peril.”

I think you made a rule up.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I see that too

People have lied to me. I also used to have a copy of the major league rules that said differently.

It’s still wrong. It’s not in the spirit of the game.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it is

You can’t assume a runner with score from first on a double.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd shouldn't count as a base being awarded

Otherwise it couldn’t have been a double.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The runner on first

is “awarded” “two” bases.

He should be awarded them after the batter has been awarded his two, giving the runner third and home.

It’s stupid to count as awarding the runner 2nd base when it’s a double for the batter already.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers should not be awarded anything

They are douches.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's a given.

I’m talking Cardinal runners & batters here.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not much better

On the douche-o-meter.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The batter is awarded two bases, not the runner.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I see it as a penalty.

You made the ball leave the yard, that’s a good thing for everyone.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That not what the rule you quoted says.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it says "entitled to advance"

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't see how the runner's being awarded two bases

since he can’t occupy 2nd base, the batter is going to be there.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The runner is ahead of the batter

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise he's out, so yes.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying to assume it

I’m saying that it some cases it would be true. Therefore there should be leeway to allow a runner to score.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

The rules says “entitled to two bases” not “entitled and limited to two bases”

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

But then you are introducing even more judgment calls/human error into the game. It doesn’t work.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then make it work.

Instead of making it not work the way it is.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just being obtuse.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its Wonko

Thats what he does best.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just not thinking outside the box enough.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

How about this. If there are two outs and a runner on first and a ground rule double is called then the runner is awarded 3 bases. That’s easy to enforce, makes sense and would apply in the Pujols situation today.

That seems really easy.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if it was Adrian at first.

He wouldn’t have scored. Now you want to introduce 40 times?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he would have

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don't call me obtuse about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Otherwise you could argue that without two outs the Adrian’s and Bengie’s wouldn’t be able to get 2 bases on a ground rule double.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guess you never heard that little rhyme about assuming.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they Umps really cared about the spirit of the game

They would make all close calls against the soulless Dodgers.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

exactly

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard-packed warning track dirt, maybe

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the dodger so much.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The proverbial Dodger.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There you go

Properly placed anger. This is what I’ve been trying to help you with.

;)

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, you win.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is cool

I don’t think I’ve ever won an argument on the internets before.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only win because I was on a successful date

And that brings perspective.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it does.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you scored more than the Cardinals

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

USC banned from the postseason for two years

At least something bad happens to LA. It’s no consolation though.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I just posted that on facebook.

They got their asses handed to them by the NCAA investigating committee. Also lost 20 scholarships…

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by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

May lose their 2004 BCS Championship.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if that really matters

Everyone who remembers it happening and cares won’t really be bothered by a retroactive loss.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scholarships and postseason stuff matters more

That’s money out of their pockets.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

True... I think that program can expect some transfers after this.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been worse

If they have banned them from televised games (which I believe is an actual option for sanctions).

It’s good for college football though. Programs like USC horde players on the bench that would be talented starters elsewhere.

Clayton Richard would have been a stud college football QB if he hadn’t gone to Michigan who already had some of the top ranked high school QBs on the roster.

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by Wonko on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

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