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I, like many of you, was watching the USA vs. England soccer match on Saturday. If you watched the game or more importantly heard the game then you no doubt heard the extremely loud and never ending buzzing sound. The droning buzz comes from a plastic horn called the vuvuzela.

When I first heard the sound it reminded me of The Dark Knight. If I remember correctly, in just about every scene featuring the Joker his appearance is preceded by a buzzing sound building in volume to create tension. So in my case the vuvuzelas made me think that Heath Ledger was going to bust through the TV screen at any minute and tell me how he got those scars on his face.

In any case, there were talks of banning the vuvuzela but a spokesman said:

‘Vuvuzelas are here to stay and will never be banned. Look at them as part of our culture in South Africa to celebrate the 2010 FIFA World Cup.’

He said the noise is part of the fabric of football in Africa, similar to English rattles, the football flares of Italy, the air horns of Holland and the ticker tape that greets teams in South America.

Upon hearing about the growing popularity of such noise making devices my thoughts immediately went to the Padres. Could our national pastime and our beloved team be drowned out by more than just bad PA music? Could Padres baseball be a casualty of annoying instruments being played by fans?

After searching through PETCO Park Entry Policies it doesn't appear that we are in imminent danger:

NOISE-MAKING DEVICES
Musical instruments or any type of noise-making device may not be brought into PETCO Park. Any exceptions will be at the discretion of the San Diego Padres.

Although while refreshing myself on the park's entry policies I was surprised how little I knew. Here let me give you a true or false quiz. Keep score on your own.

  1. Camcorders are not allowed in PETCO Park.
  2. A 4 x 6 foot sign is allowed to be brought inside the Park.
  3. You can bring a hard sided cooler filled with 100 hard boiled eggs to a Padres game.
  4. Lawn chairs and all other seating devices may not be brought into the park.
  5. Umbrellas are only allowed in the park when it is raining.

Answers after the jump.

Star-divide

Ok let's take these one at a time.

1. FALSE. Camcorders are allowed. I knew that, but what I didn't know is that you cannot use tripods or monopods. I can only assume that iPods are okay. Also the Padres reserve the right to ask you to stop filming at any time.

2. TRUE. Surprisingly yes, you can bring a huge ass 4 x 6 foot sign into Petco Park. You can bring a sign as big as 4 x 8 feet. You are not allowed to obstruct the view of other guests in attendance or block advertising signs. Again the Padres reserve the right to take down all signs.

3. FALSE. I thought I could trick you with this question. Hard sided coolers are illegal but hard boiled eggs are quite legal. Soft sided coolers are okay.

4. FALSE. This is kind of a trick question because chairs or seating devices with a rigid frame are not permitted inside PETCO Park, but other seating devices like soft chairs, towels and such are permitted. Also if you happen to be a clinical giant and sports hero like Bill Walton you can have your small Asian wife carry your enormous rigid framed lawn chair into the ballpark. I know because I saw it happen on Opening Day.

5. FALSE. Umbrellas are permitted inside PETCO Park should rain be forecast and on unusually hot days, provided they do not block the view of other guests. See I didn't know that. I didn't think you could ever bring umbrellas into the park, here I was getting wet for no reason.

Anyway be sure to click on the link above and familiarize yourself with the rest of the PETCO Park Entry Policies. It could save your life.

Poll
What was your score on the quiz?
Zero - You are completely unaware.
8 votes
1 - Time to brush up on the policies.
3 votes
2 - You think you're pretty smart, but you're not
7 votes
3 - Not bad. Not good.
28 votes
4 - I'm impressed, you know your sh_t
17 votes
5 - NARK! You must be a cop if you know all these rules!
14 votes

77 votes | Poll has closed

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At a later homestand

I saw Bill Walton carrying his massive throne by himself, so that happens.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

and I only got one right.

Question: Why do they want to search my pockets some days?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always search my pockets

I think because I have my wallet up front because I want people to see my perfectly shaped ass.

by jbox on Jun 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that new this year?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The perfectly shaped ass? Well I have been working out.

I don’t know about the policy but I think they stopped me a few times last year too.

by jbox on Jun 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the wallet up front

Seems like you’re doing that cuz you’re out of room in your fanny pack.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What gate do you go in?

The most I have had to do is shake my jacket and I am on my way.

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work security at the murph like 6 years ago

They never let us do pat downs. But we would ask someone to empty their pockets if there was a significant buldge or if the pants were very loose fitting.

by kevintheoman on Jun 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be it

the significant bulge in my pants.

by jbox on Jun 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you use one pair

or two pair of socks for that?

by The Kipper on Jun 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know about the "no noisemaker" policy

I tried to bring cowbells in. No go.

"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"

by eastbaysd on Jun 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The hard part is getting them in…Once you’re inside the gates, no one will say anything about it. We’ve been sneaking in cowbells for the past 2 years, most recently on Friday. Had ushers look at us and just smile.

by that_weston_kid on Jun 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with you saying the answer to #4 is false

I’ve never seen an object classified as a “lawn chair” not have a rigid frame.

by kevintheoman on Jun 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Right

but the questions continues “…and all other seating devices” other seating devices are allowed.

by jbox on Jun 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your logic

but I also know that i’m always right. And I have huge genitals.

by kevintheoman on Jun 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

so they make you empty your pockets, too?

For some reason I was reading the rules about a month ago, and I specifically remembered the umbrella regulation. Doesn’t mean I didn’t bomb the test anyway. :(

by scout1222 on Jun 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so how come

fans of the Dominican Republic can bring an entire percussion section into the game for the WBC and stand and play that shit for nine innings, but I’m not allowed to bring in anything that makes noise for a Padres game. HOW COME?!

by LJbumfool on Jun 15, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This

The WBC was insane in that remark. So I don’t see the issue with a few cowbells.

Does this mean thundersticks are also prohibited?

I still feel more confident in Burroughs pitching than Mujica

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don't want you to drown out the music between innings

everybody loves the loud music as long as it comes from gigantic speakers.

by Dex on Jun 16, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So then

I’m going to make a wild guess here and assume shoulder launched rockets would be on the no-no list.

“I remember having large genitals, but that was before I got married.”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 15, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No bazookas=no fun

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 15, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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