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Game Thread: 6/10, Padres vs. Mets Game 1

San Diego Padres at New York Mets, Jun 10, 2010 10:10 AM PDT


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I've found the best way to kill a two headed monster is to concentrate on chopping off one head at a time.  Once you remove a head and stuff it in your collectible sack it is much easier to beat a weakened one-headed monster.  In battle a monster with one head doesn't have anyone to bounce ideas off of and when you factor in embarrassment and blood loss, the whole situation in conducive to victory.

Go Padres!




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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Morning, Sam

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

2 out pretty quick.

Lots of kids in the stands it sounds like.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

WOOOO!

Go Padres! Go Mat!
And now that I’ve made role call, I’ve gotta go pack.
Oh, any by the way, MWG

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's Play 2

and win 2

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

If I have nothing good to say, I will say nothing.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Breakfast check!

French toast, eggs, and orange juice.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

McD's hash brown

my work wife gave me.

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already ate, but

I’m working on my 2nd cuppa joe.

by scout1222 on Jun 10, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

brown sugar poptarts, coffee, java monster

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey D's... 2 hash browns and a sausage Biscuit

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scrambled eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns

And 3 bottles of water

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of water.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm addicted.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta flush out the body.

Plus, I’m all sweaty and thirsty from moving junk.
And, yes, it is.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should drink tap water

It’s pretty good up here in Oregon and it’s way better for the environment and your pocketbook. Sorry, I’m kind of a hippie.

by The Kipper on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, it's all good.

I usually do. But I have about $75 worth of food points to spend before I leave tonight, so I’m trying to use it up. But I love my water pitcher and Nalgene bottle!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Padres

Be strong to the finish, cuz you eats your spinach.

Go Padres, (the sailor man!)

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Adrian bloojo.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

He's got 3 hits against Santana this year.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

agon Single

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Adrian's SLG for June

is over .900. The man likes the road.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Or just hates Petco.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was implied

That the road is not Petco.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let Wonko frame it as a positive.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

We have a really good home winning record. We need more help on the road. Right? Right?

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

today

i expect not to get much done at work.

by Frozen_Pizza on Jun 10, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Inning over...

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

grrr

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He threw 19 pitches

He’ll be done soon.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

At that pace he only has 6 more in him.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Tat

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Destroy all vehicle windshields in your path

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its the most important meal of the day!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The most important meal of the day...

THE MOST

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wowwwwww

hahaha i know it is. i’m not a real san diegan. although i’ve lived here my whole life. i didn’t have my first burrito til end of high school….craaaazy.

by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

HERESY!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stupid infield single.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

There goes the perfect game.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And a lead off single for the Meats.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

only one?

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna try to see if we can fit two in here.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd been waiting all night to work that in.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're sweet.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well obviously I want it all.

But I don’t want the baseball gods to think I’m greedy. I also want a dominant performance from the ROY Mike Leake (Screw Heyward)

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're too late for that one.

He’s already given up a pair of homers and is down 4-0 to the Giants.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer is owning the Reds.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just excited to watch Heyward play when they come out to Denver,

So I can tell my children I saw the greatest player who ever lived when he was a rookie.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exaggerate much?

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this playful take from Dave Cameron on Stras
Well, that was quite a show, eh? Seven innings of just unbelievable, dominating stuff. Even the four hits felt like flukes as the opposing hitters just played self defense and hoped to slap the ball the other way. Pitch F/x doesn’t give out many legit 100 MPH readings, but it did it on multiple occasions, and the fastball averaged over 97 MPH for the night. Contrast that with a nasty change-up around 90 MPH and a knee buckling 82 MPH curveball, and you have major league hitters looking foolish with regularity.

Yes, that May 3rd start by Ubaldo Jimenez, where he just shut down the San Diego Padres, was a thing of beauty. Wait, were you thinking of something more recent?

Hey, look, I was as impressed by Stephen Strasburg as anyone else last night. But, in the rush to hyperbole, I noticed that it’s become common to talk about how Strasburg’s stuff is just so much better than anyone we’ve ever seen. That would be true if Ubaldo wasn’t walking around the planet right now.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo mat

strike these bitches out

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

There's 1.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

K!

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I wanted a picture of Dan Aykroyd in the goat pants from Dragnet to represent Pagan

But I couldn’t find it.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you beat me.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 down

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

GO Padres!

Win 2! Finish the day in first place.

I’m going to the Beavers game tonight if it is not raining and tomorrow night for sure because it’s the “Goonies Never Say Die Night”. Free showing of the movie after the game.

by The Kipper on Jun 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome promotion!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna go!

You should come down for the Goonies night in Eugene this summer. Just sayin’

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

inKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

KKtos.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

KK-t0s

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

In Cincy, Wellemeyer is out because of injury.

Denny Bautista taking over. Giants ahead 4-0.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if its serious

If it is, that could mean the return of the Bumgarner.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over Bochy's dead body.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's already near death because of Posey.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll just have to suck it up

And remember 2002 when he had two of the youngest pitchers in the league in his rotation.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our offense is awesome.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Superstars.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really I don't see how we don't score more runs with all of these

soft ground balls, and lazy pop flies.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be a close one

Next game will the be the 20 run explosion.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either we're due

Or Jonathon Niese is due.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We don't spread out our runs... we win

1-0, 2-1, 19-3.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Latos batting average is higher than Gwynn's

But just barely.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Small sample size

I assume

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's one way of putting it

I imagine other ways of putting it wouldn’t be so kind to Tony Jr.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded, no out in Cincy.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

For the Reds.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Full count to Joey Votto now.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walked him.

Cincy on the board. 4-1.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

more runs

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

David Wright

I heard he pees sitting down

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

in public

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He pee's in public?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he sits to do it.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

and someone heard about it

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way too early for a baseball game

On the west coast

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I like morning baseball

Breakfast + Baseball = match made in heaven.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too early to for those just waking up, too late for those who got up at 6 and want to take a nap.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiner.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not all of us can be special enough to live in the future

Speaking of which. What’s ’tec’s excuse for not being here? He get a job or something?

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, right

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's still just June

but Alex Cora needs to get back to making toys for the coming holiday season.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

According to gameday

Ball 3 to Cora missed down the middle.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

strikezone

Is from the top of the belt to the bottom of the testicle. Learn the rulebook.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hank White!

What say you roll one over for us.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Defriended

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moar runs in Cincy.

Infield single, 4-3 now.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

go reds!

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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tie ball game in Cincy!

Bruce singles in the tying run.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Bochy and Bautista

Are giving me flashbacks of Redding relieving May. Or May relieving Redding.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw it, it's all the same.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

June relieved May.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morning all

I need a nap already. Just remembered game was on.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Fcuk... I am still pissed at the worthlessness of the Cardinals

NERD RAGE COMMENCING! Why did you have to remind me Uncle Ted!

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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Hank is making Mat work.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

exiting my coma

why is this game not on TV!!!!!

oh and good morning, breakfast time!

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Good morning!

And don’t worry, the afternoon game will be on.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahh how i missed you guys

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think it will start to be so...

for at least a few weeks, but we still have quite a bit of work to do, and November is a LONG ways away.

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take it while you can get it then, I guess!

by scout1222 on Jun 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

heck yeah! i got like 11 hours of sleep last night

i plan on trying to go to the gym today and everything, want to feel like a normal human at least for a day :)

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

ch.4?

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit really?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

huh?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing he saw

In play, run(s).

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening on the radio.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

or that

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

F**k

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

f*ck

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

this

Ohhh! How come nothing is ever boobs or ice cream? - Homer Simpson

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really

You give up a homer to a guy who has 1 homer on the year and 4 RBIS

REALLY!?!?

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Insurmountable

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn radio delay... did Blanco go yard?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Fcuk...

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

si

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

HR

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

boooooooo

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I can here Dick Enberg in my head

getting all giddy and telling Blanco to touch em all

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

He's still sleeping.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda paid less attention to Wright

and more to the professional hitter at the plate. Can’t go 0-2 and go full and have to throw a fastball there.

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Man the radio is like a full

5 minutes back.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

that is the At Bat radio on my ipod.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah big delay there.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening online?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

As bad as our (non-Agon) offense has been

This may be true.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mat is throwing way too many pitches. Just settle down.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

inKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

God I hate walks.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Just looking at last night's minor league stuff

Edinson Rincon is finally starting to heat up, which is very nice.

Cumberland and Hefner are still freaking awesome.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Excellent.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another 3 hit game for Cumberland

The California League is just too easy for him right now.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edinson Rincon

has always been hot. ;)

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eddie is a boy

But Clayton is a man

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he hit a grand slam the other night

Just sayin’.
And has 21 errors.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's 19 years old

And already in FW. I can live with the errors for now.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had 22

in 44 games or something like that last year. He needs to be removed from the hot corner. Either that or get better.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

We can move him to RF or LF. I’m sure we’ll need one of those in 2014.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about 2010

Looks to be something we need as an offensive replacement

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't help you there.

Soonest I can help is probably 2012.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cunningham?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he wanted someone who would hit better than what we have.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming Tate and Williams are our other two for 2014

That’d be a nice OF.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

At some point

Darnell probably moves to the OF too.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So who's our 3b?

I know we have a ton of good talent, but I can’t remember names at this point. And if Jaff keeps producing like he did last year, where do we put him? And Daniel Robertson?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are good problems to have

Well except for the dearth of 3B, but its not like Savior is over the hill.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very good.

I just wish we had this problem with catchers

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again

It’s not like Hundley is over the hill. Plus, I’m cautiously optimistic on the development of Luis Martinez.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is that guy?

Haven’t heard of him.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's one of the catchers in San Antonio.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Mitch Canham had panned out better.

But I like Martinez and Benedict.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

Just because I was looked forward to having all sorts of fun calling him Canned Ham.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking forward

to seeing an Oregon State boy on my Padres, but that would be fun too!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canham caught a severe case

Of catcher stagnation syndrome.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's so unfortunate.

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Well now his bat is as well.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird with the ground outs.

Santana is usually a fly ball pitcher.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Meetings over. Now for a day of baseball.

Hopefully just in time for some Padres scoring.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Scrappy's first hit ever

Against santana

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

He needs to get "hurt" again

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear we crush pitches

And they go right to someone

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Mud calls that a big league hang with'em

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And its basically how LeBlanc was able to shut down the Phillies on Monday.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look

Reyes GTFO (past tense version).

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

inKKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

STFD you oxymoron

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions   3 recs

nice

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

too expensive

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beginning in 2004, 71-year-old Vladimir Shpunt has been retained by the team, with an annual bonus of “six figures or more” based on how the team performed, and his only job is to direct positive thinking to the players, from 3000 miles away.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Jordan brought that up in the Around The Mission comments section.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait i didnt read this

is this for real??

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least according to the LA Times

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude i am AWESOME at positive thoughts

somebody wanna pay me?

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

SNY just showed a stat

saying Latos has gone 1-2-3 in 47% of his innings, highest in the NL.

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I've got a cousin who is a HUGE Met fan

and he’s furious because Mets announcer Ron Darling has been praising Mat Latos for 20 straight minutes now.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Is he listening on the radio?

Because Keith Hernandez is in the SNY booth, and Darling isn’t.

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by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ever so slightly

But, yes that’s the most likely culprit.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

o hai

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

(shh, he didn't hit 3 in Philly)

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love out disgruntled Jerry is...

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Jerry loves to point out

that if only Adrian would bunt he’d get on no matter what.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

He's awesome.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Scotty.

You are directed to hit the ball out of the park.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll take a walk

If Santana is so inclined.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN so close.

Just out in front.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Scotty just missed that

Out in front

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

2 on

Lets get something going here!

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4!

Nice job working the walk Scotty.

Now Nick, your job is to not get out.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Good Eye Shrek

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on Nick

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

commas

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss :)

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally made it!!

Meeting done. CHECK. GLB up. CHECK. MLB Gameday up. CHECK.

by sqrunt on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Radio?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry just called Jamie Moyer old.

I don’think Jerry is qualified to call anyone old.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Dick?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

looks like Santana is struggling a bit?

by Mr. Meadows on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

YEAH WALKED HIM.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

BFOP NO

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Btw

I just tuned in and now the bases are loaded

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

BFOP

no outs

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

If anyone can manage to not score in this sitch...

we can.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BFOP no outs.

What’s our run expectancy?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

And by that, I mean what's OUR run expectancy.

Not the average MLB team’s expectancy.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

one million

i always expect greatness

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

100%

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Jerry Jerry

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe you Jerry

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1

Thank you for getting us on the board

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Sac fly.

Lead cut in half.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

chipping away

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

A run!

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Ok, need Dorf to get a hit.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Dorf it up, Dorf!

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll settle for a walk

If Santana is so inclined.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Sigh.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice. We do seem to occasionally get that sac fly.

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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

That was horrid.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

dorf'd

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are experts at wasting BFOP.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

what happened?

gidp?

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

on MLB network on the bottom ticker it says

NYM – lost 6 of last 7 series against SD

and i smiled.

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

boo

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Denorfia has been GIDP

Whenever he can huh?

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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

boooo

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I leave.

They score. Maybe it’s time I leave again next inning.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Not to pile on the bad news

But the Giants are threatening to score.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Off topic

What are your expectancies for the US in the World Cup? I’m already looking forward to the England-US game. Is there a lot of buzz in the US for the World Cup or is the attention for it quite low?

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Since ESPN paid a lot of money to get the World Cup

There is a decent amount of buzz building. Definitely bigger than the last two times. If you follow sports this year you can’t avoid hearing about it.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

making it out of the group

Besides england the group sucks so they should do well but you never know with the US

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty low

unless we can get some points in the england game. then maybe we can get out of our group

by Frozen_Pizza on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

People tell us to get excited

because “we’re good this year”

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been following pretty closely

And I never got the impression that they are hyping the US as “good this year”. I mean, there was more hype about how good the US was last time and they got plowed.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's soccer in the US?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's soccer?

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

football?

Chargers should do well I suspect

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fútbol

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kill an animal

roll its skin into a ball, kick it around in the dirt. Soccer.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and don't forget acting.

There are some Oscar contenders in that sport.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly enough this is true

Altough I do have the feeling that the amount of schwalbes is decreasing somewhat lately

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't they make flopping a penalty?

I really think that the amount of flopping/acting is one of the reasons people don’t take it very seriously in this country.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a penalty

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can get a yellow

card for flopping. Honestly it really isn’t that dramatic as it used to be

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed with wonko it is

But most of them are really good at it that you call it a foul anyways

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flopping may be one of the reasons they don't take it seriously

But I think it has more to do with the attention span of the average American. Hockey has the same issue.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure those things are a factor

But, part of it is that the only prime time games here are MLS and the competition level there is nothing compared to the National teams or any of the top European leagues. If you watch an MLS game and then watch the UEFA knockout games, its like you are watching a different sport.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

turn on fox soccer network

Those top european games have some nice matchups

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they aren't in prime time

Also, at least in my situation, Time Warner just started broadcasting that channel in HD. I watch the Gold Cup on FSC before I had the HD version and it was really difficult to get past the poor broadcast quality fox puts out on its sports channels.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but if you watch other sports

And the soccer game’s were in prime time would you watch the soccer game?

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what the game is.

But, it’s not like its realistic. The European leagues aren’t going to rearrange their schedules to gain an American audience.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

What fox soccer channel should do though is replay the big time games in primetime. Arsenal vs. Man U or Man U vs. Chelsea for example

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so...

But did you watch any of the NHL finals? Man, those games were awesome. I haven’t been a real hockey fan since the Whalers left Hartford… but I honestly think that the Stanley Cup Finals would be the best championship to see in person of any sport. Including Super Bowl and World Series.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can assure you

following a football game in the stadion is absolutely fantastic! The atmosphere is fantastic. That is if you love the “us against them” feeling. You also have to like singing and yelling :)

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I won't dispute that...

I’m obviously not into soccer (football, whatever) but I have heard many people say that attending a big time match in person is one of the best experiences in sports.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

After the lockout

Hockey took steps to make the game tilted more to offense and the average viewer (i.e. Elimination of the two line pass, adding the shootout in the regular season) So 4-3 games like last night have really been boosting the NHL back up.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory

That it also helps the young players (and more specifically scorers) adjust to the league faster. That’s how a team like Chicago can get good so fast. Same goes for the LA Kings.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Definitely. The games are SO much better than they were 5-10 years ago. It’s scoring chance after scoring chance all game.

I just wish I had a team to root for.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's psychologically imprinted in their brains

They actually think that when they get grazed and fall down that is extremely painful for a brief time, then they get up and they are pain free. It’s a miracle.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

there are actually more kids playing soccer in the US

than any other sport. Interest just falls off after AYSO

by Conor858 on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's part of the US's problem with soccer

It’s a kids game.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

im just bummed croatia didnt qualify

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's also

a favourite of mine if Belgium isn’t playing

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah my grandfather moved here from Croatia in the 20s

my dad is actually the first person in my family born here. i love croatia. its beautiful there.

oh and their uniforms look cool, for the ladies in the room.

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah man!!

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must be Ottoman

it would explain why I want to rape tenderly love you both.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

least youre not a serb...

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i do NOT heart the serbs

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually pull for France and US in World Cup

In Premier I pull for Arsenal. I enjoy watching on Fox Sports Soccer channel. Watched a lot more when I was younger and could manage staying up till 2 am for a match.

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by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Little bit

I have a couple ex-pat friends that live in England and they are way into USA winning.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I tell you I went to an Anderlicht game?

when I was in Belgium last year. Well, I did.

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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

they won the competition this year. They are my 2nd favourite team, next to Antwerp FC (the oldest team in the land). How did you like it?

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome

I bought a jersey and a scarf and we had “seats” right behind the goal. The big kid, Rukalu, was a beast. Really fun time.

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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean Lukaku

but you’re right he’s an absolute beast and to think he is only 16 !

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKtos.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

inKKKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Right through his effing legs.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buckner?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

inKKKKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

K

Sit down! 7 straight retired

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Oi, let's get Latos some runs Padres!

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on Mat.

Get the bunt down.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Horrible.

No one can bunt on this team.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it possible for our pitchers to bunt?!

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

okay we need to get some bunters

Or people need to learn how to lay one down

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Just swing away, Tat.

Jeez…

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Come on Scrap!

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Eck has a baby face

According to mets announcers. Have they seen him without a hat and in the light. Eeeeek! That’s one scary baby….

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

You're not allowed back now.

Respect the streak. You know how it goes. ;)

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

TIE GAME!!!!

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

SCRAPTASTIC RBI Double

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

SCAPPRY MCSCRAPSTEIN!

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

*scrappy

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY ECK!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Tie game!

Good timing, there.

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by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Score scrappy score!

3-2 PADS

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

LEAD!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

NICE

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by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Good Guys

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

AGon RBI Padres leading 3-2!!!

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

This Agon kid

I predict big things from him, BIG THINGS

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

we should trade him for someone who can steal bases. We play in Petco remember

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The numbers just aren't there.

I heard it takes him about 15 seconds just to reach first, and that’s on a good day!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Score

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes it would have been

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inning over

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

AGon en fuego

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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

That's El Salvador

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

His batting average is now .455 for June

OBP is .472. SLG is .909.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

inKKKKKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Is this game on TV in SD?

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

No

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

negative.

The second one is though.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

next one is

not this one

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright thanks

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by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

eye high slider

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

inKKKKKKKK

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3

Keep it up Latos

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Mat.

I love this team.
I love this season!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

i love YOU TWO

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by justdave on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you feeeeeeel

The looooooooooooooove tonight??!!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Efficient Latos

Only 9 pitches to get through that inning. He’s now pitched less than Santana who he’s been behind in the pitch count all game.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Took a little to wake up, I guess

Buddy said some of the guys went out and had a good meal last night.

I wonder who went where.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

JairHair ordered room service

and watched his Blackhawks win the Cup alone in his room.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Because I think there are at least 3 or 4 Blackhawks fans on the team.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what he said on Scott and BR.

He and Shrek are ‘Hawks fans… and there was someone else, too, but I can’t remember who. Also, Stairs is a big NHL fan but he was rooting for the Flyers because of his connection with Philly.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had a day off in New York

And I was making as much as these mofos, I’d have a damn good meal.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you tell Darren Smith about it?

So that we could know?

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how good it is I suppose.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it was bad

I’d want to know. As long as you weren’t drinking Jager and singing pro-Chicago songs.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest

Latos gives me a chubber

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

If you dont like Latos

you got problems

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hundles <3

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Adrian is hitting .438 against Santana for his career

But every hit has been a single.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

16

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its his favorite play.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dnorf

is channeling Kouz again

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Can we please?!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

dorf </3

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Denorf is trying to get kicked off the team isn’t he?

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Making me miss BlanKs

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

K > GIDP

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think i rather take a K

Then a double play

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Denorfia's shelf life has expired

Served well in spots though.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Blanks has worked the suck out of his elbow.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I've heard

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

0-3 with 2 BBs yesterday for Portland.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

as a DH

I don’t think he’s been able to play the field yet.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

err for LE

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fudge... he cannot hit High A pitching?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That basically guarantees

That he’ll be able to come back for the 7th.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least TGJr will lead off again

That worked well last time.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Denormanoff

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

haha

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

11 straight

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Why not go after a Burrell, Winn or even Tavares (Phillies)

if they don’t pan out now, you get someone better before the deadline. but this Denorfia guy has to go!

by Padsin10 on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

And Winn is a Cardinal

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously, and Tavaras is in Phillies triple A

the point is that we should’ve been going after one of these guys

by Padsin10 on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

we have a lead for now

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like Sean Burroughs?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

We’re winning, so yes. But don’t take your shoes off.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one on?

I wont tempt fate and put it on, but I wont take this one off.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put on those plastic shoe covers though

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 straight

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he's at it again.

Jake Peavy running his mouth again.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez, what now?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peavy

"Kevin Towers getting let go out there is an absolute joke," Peavy told FOXSports.com on Wednesday. "You can quote me on that. Kevin Towers is a heck of a general manager.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking from his worldly point of view

After studying all the other general managers in depth.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again?

Or the ting on ATM?

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing*

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he for or against ATM?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against

The peavs is Anti-Padre all the way and is trying to convert Adrian

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoosh

Over her head.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooooo

Someone should fill me in here so I can take my foot out of my mouth. Please and thank you!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then someone should DM me on twitter

Because I’m locked outside and I want in!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scar?

C’mon, everybody loves niche porn right? right? Bueller?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriends Derby name is Porn Scar

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of a sound clip from a video game I used to play

“You’ve been ripped a new orifice.”

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not foot

The mouth part is getting you there.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, kid, I'm lost.

4 hours of sleep plus a final today and I’m three steps away from being actually brain dead.

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What body part would you not like something to be in

before going into your mouth?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my lord

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have protected you from all this

But it was too entertaining to watch unfold.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I’m 19. And the most innocent one here, lol. But I was the first one in my hall to know what “Superman dat ho” meant

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

legal

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh!

It’s too bright! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apperently

I’m sorry. I knew I shouldn’t have dyed my hair blonde last night. But the goblins told me it was a good idea so I went for it

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes...

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Clerks 2?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably "for"

It seems to be coming out of his mouth when he speaks lately

by sqrunt on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Because it’s disgusting. And I don’t like him.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replaced with more Rob?

or Rivers?

twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing yet.

And I actually took one of Rob down… but only so my friend could try to get it signed.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That train

Left the station a looong time ago.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 straight!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

13....

Latos is on fire

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And Latos' day is done.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

thats cool

i know a few guys who can take the 7th,8th and 9th. none named Mujica

by Frozen_Pizza on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think

those three guys can go the second game too?

by red_jekkyls on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need.

When we’re up by 7 or more runs, we have Mujica and Gallagher.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking in on lunch...been following the game on gamecast

Looks like Latos pitched very well except for a 10 pitch Henry Blanco HR.

Glad he bounced back with some fury and the Padres gave him a few runs.

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

One of TGJr’s lame bunt attempts actually worked. Crazy. He must be going good.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

When the shit is Efren gonna be back?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should put in Mujica...jk

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he bunt? I'll take him over Deno or Zwad if he can...

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Zadwaski

You’re services are no longer needed.

Please venture back to portland.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres WIN!

hooray!

nice to see us scoring runs after being behind 2-0.

by Zen Blade on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Bad mojo.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something tells me

We might not be last in the league at GIDPs anymore.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Deno and Zwad are working hard at that.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

inb4ttg

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES 4-2

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Chase!

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Padres!

Savior

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Saviouuuuuuuuur!!!

4-2

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY SAVIOR!

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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what I'm talkin' about

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Johan

apparently does not own us.

(Pelfrey does.)

by Mr. Meadows on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Santana doesn't own much anymore

He definitely is big time into leasing. But his days of ownership are done.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam!

Do they take out Santana now with Adrian coming up?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so smart

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously... how long till Efren is back?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

as of two days ago

“starting rehab assignment soon”

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Efren... He is > Zwad.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least 2 weeks I'm guessing.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one damn thing that Lance Zwad must do is

get his damn bunts down….cost us a run.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YAWN

what did i miss? we’re winning, right?

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

4 runs for the padres 2 runs for the mets

I think that means we are winning

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Welcome back to San Diego, I know this is extremely late.

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Considering that he’s obviously very adjusted to the time change what with sleeping until noon and all.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the yawn was more of a “i’ve been working nonstop since 8am” thing than a sleeping thing. you know me better than that, wonko.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey dude, going to the game Saturday?

You should. And we should get beers, etc.

twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm down.

Did I just invite myself?

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you did

let’s do it.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense

Wonko’s been carrying BFTB

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it's surprising to many here

But I can have a lot to say when I want to.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how I totally tricked you into being a writer when you didn’t want to be. Score one for me.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He owes me beers.

Too bad I won’t be at the game. Wahhhh.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no expiration dateon those beers, m’lady.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I figured.

I’m just sad I’m not going this Saturday. I want a scarf.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have mine

If I’m sober enough to remember not to leave it somewhere.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Beer and a scarf!

I’m a lucky girl.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

a win in this one and I'd say the first East Coast test is passed

next one is TB and FLA on the road later in month/

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

Gregerson for two.
Then Adams for two in the flip game?

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

would they pitch twice in one day?

and would Bell pitch twice?

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

Definitely Bell. I’m not sure about the other two.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be...

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Garland

pitching 9 shutout innings

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would agree with that as well

Just saying something about not letting them pitch 2 games

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this

Or you just go normal for the first game and dead with the second game when you get to it. I don’t mind Webb being used in the 7th or 8th.

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

*deal with the second game

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dead thing would be cool

I forgot about Webb – he is ready to go.

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Triforce

The better be on their game today.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

spit on him

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he is for ATM.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally forgot about the doubleheader

But look – we’re winning!

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad habit to get in.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I won’t let it happen again.

by Drama on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wear pants at work?

I thought you had to wear those tight orange shorts?

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Orange Jump Suit... FTFY

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope... those chaps are not assless.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

fix yo chaps

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are in the minority in here right now.

At least that’s what I’m assuming.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is constantly changing them.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Although, you do look amazing in a sundress.

by Drama on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

14

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

luKe

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

15 luKKe

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't done any work for 20 minutes

STOP DISTRACTING ME!

twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

New YorKKKKKKKKKKK

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GREGERSON!!!

Sweet.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I gotta get some work done now...

And this thread is on the cusp of crashing my crappy work computer. See y’all for the second game.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

After that performance

How can you not send LuKKKe out there again?

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PadRRRRes?

R’s just don’t work as well

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FriaRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we get another run?

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, I guess the Savior is back

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Countinuing the gnarl

What time does the 2nd game start?

“Is this the part where I nod and pretend I care?”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

How

….you left

“Is this the part where I nod and pretend I care?”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gregerson is nasty.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And a lead-off hit for Scotty.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

we've had the lead man on since the 4th inning

Thats a great job offense

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Could the Pads sweep this series and finish this Phil/NY road trip at 4-3 ?

I said before that I would be really happy with 3-4, Field39 predicted 4-3

No June Swoon so far….

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning both ends of a doubleheader

Is not very common. Although our chances go up if we win the first.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ITS SCIENCE!

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Latos just made that one mistake.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy.

We really do love double-plays.

by Mr. Meadows on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to all the steal attempts?

Johan have that good of a move?

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blanco is an excellent defensive catcher.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's decent

Hank’s arm ain’t chopped liver either.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is regular liver. Unchopped.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a note padres

Don’t hit it to wright

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta give it up on that DP.

That was impressive.

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted gave Wright major kudos

downright giddy

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw the Mets broadcasters

We don’t “nibble.” It’s called “baseball” – it’s not all about the long ball. Sheesh

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

But we don't call that "baseball."

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 GIDPs

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jairston taking one for the team

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets fan in my office

“If only double plays were runs….we’d be winning this game.”

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

mets fans

Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

the SNY guys are one of the better teams of broadcasters on the air. Just because they give the Pads a few backhanded compliments doesn’t mean they hate them. They’ve been gushing about our pitching since last week.

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

I find their broadcast to be very bearable. A lot better than Giants or Diamondbacks broadcasts for example

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hours

Good. Maybe we can get some work done.

“At some point, when you recognize my endless talents, you can enjoy rubbing elbows with perfection”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Per Gameday

this relief guy is all over the place with his pitches.

by Mr. Meadows on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wright finally made a mistake.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Double!

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Make that: 2 on!

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

same difference

/drunk

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah, where have you been?

don’t think I’ve seen you in a thread in a while

by Zen Blade on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There we go Denormanoff!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

I guess Denorf couldn’t GIDP with 2 outs.

by Mr. Meadows on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He would have tried otherwise.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to find it for myself

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats a buff gnat.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must workout

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh. Whatever.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

probably mikkke

budbot

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by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Cora, Blanco and ph coming up

You could almost be safe with Mujica.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

... -_-

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like such a waste to use a better reliever.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when the Padres win games, not give up walk offs.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't give up a walk off in the 8th silly

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

At best he could tie it.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex is a BEAST.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone keep track

of who you’re dammit’ing any given season? Do you try to be consistent throughout the season?

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was why I was asking

I miss the good ole days when we knew who you were cursing.

Anthony seems top of the heep, though.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venable is worse for me right now.

But I use stronger words with him than dammit.

by Drama on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit connotes a certain weary resignation with you.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston just went up 1-0 over Colorado.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I'm unfamiliar with how relievers are handled in these situations.

Will Gregerson be able to pitch this afternoon?

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Teams so rarely win both games

I haven’t seen it come up in a while.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

But even then most of those times one game is not close.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe with two games worth of AB's in one day we will score heavy next game.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it come up in a while.

You know, they have pills for that.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

we won't need him

Garland CG

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOU up 2-0

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank White out

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mets and Rockies have both swept a double header this year.

April 27 LA Dodgers at NY Mets NYM, 4-0 NYM, 10-5
May 15 Washington at Colorado Col, 6-2 Col, 4-3

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They you go

Even when they sweep, there are games that just don’t end up as save situations.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Gregerson....

Its done, but not often. Usually only of the reliever is coming off a rest.

“When I want your opinion I’ll tell it too you.”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, everyone had the day off yesterday.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd sad I'll miss the next game's OT...

I agreed to help coach my nephew’s all-start team this evening.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to skip it as well

Watch the game on DVR. The only way to follow a Garland start.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feliciano is Crash Davis

Over 1000 games in the minors, this is his debut at 31.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Feliciano

That’s what I said when I heard Pedro has appeared in 35 games.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Two things

!. We’re gonna win this bitch and the next one
2. GLB should seriously consider an overthrow thread after 600 or so comments

by The Kipper on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

way to lighten the server load

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am to blame

I can’t remember, the football season seems so long ago, do we do overflow threads at the BFTB?

by The Kipper on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir

Seems like forever ago

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally in baseball mode.

I don’t even remember who the Chargers are.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The who?

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer an overthrow thread

who wants to make me king?

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

you’re gonna get banned

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm already canned

what could be worse

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've thought the same thing.

I think 619 would be a good number to set the cutoff point at.

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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I like it.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec whore

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn right.

I don’t even like the Padres, I just show up to dazzle you guys with my wit and charm.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't he be a rec pimp?

or at the very least an independent contractor? He is selling his own comments.

by The Kipper on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computer does not want

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how all the guys that did real well in Fort Wayne last year

moved up to Lake Elsinore and are doing really well there this year.

In a couple years will we remember that class of players?

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has fairly good peripherals

and a nice ERA. Does he project as a starter or reliever?

by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mujica's WHIP is actually decent

Huge blemish is HR’s allowed….for being the a bottom of the pen, Mujica is servicable. Hell, on 10 teams, Mujica would be the set-up guy and part time closer.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heath isn't helping that either... lol which is amazing.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Chris

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay May 15 Was @ Col

Manny Corpas pitched in both games. But the Rockies bullpen was well rested in game one 1 with Ubaldo pitching.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt Bud uses them again...

With the West Coast jet lagged game tomorrow.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just talking about the travel with a co-worker

They’ll probably get in at 2 or 3 PT and then they get to sleep until 2 pm anyway. They’ll be fine.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it's always easier to go East-West than West-East.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lead man on for Cincy in the bottom of the 8th.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd now for Cincy in the 8th, still no one out!

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oooh, that sounds exciting

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4 Giants.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4

I just wanted to be one of the gang….

:(

by Zen Blade on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-4!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten four, good buddies

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause for paws

You know you’re a redneck if you own a speel chekur

“Is this the part were I nod and pretend I care?”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

April 27 LAD @ NYM

Tronscoso and Sherill pitched both games for the Doyers.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

outside of Peavy's bitterness towards Pads

still think the silliest was Bell’s stated lingering bitterness towards the Met’s management..what ? 4 friggen years ago..

My fear is that he will hyperventilating today and may walk 2 guys.

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He has been fine in the past...

And he says he needs the anger at times.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's better when he is not bitter against us.

It was his anger afterall that made him better wasn’t it?

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps

nice point….

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bell is a stud

Jake is a dud

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold glove

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, did you guys know

the Giants are leading the Reds 6-4?

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

6-4?!

I thought it was 6-4!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Red Machine!!!!

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple in Cincy!

Tie game!!

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

6-6?

OMG

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBQ

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWJD?

probably not ATM

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

so glad that picture is broken….

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-6

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Cincy!

And F-you Cardinals!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat time

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Heat.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Drama.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure he has.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure he has

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

first game ever in Citi

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He saved the first and last game in Citi Field last year.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nice

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 1 at Shea

And 2 at Citi

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

He has yet to walk a batter or give up a hit at Citi. Two perfect innings last year.

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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the Heat....

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by Drama on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"alrighty then"

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lawd!

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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lawd!

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The LAWD!

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRIOUS anger

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here

y’all can start the thread now.

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincy takes the lead.

7-6 Reds.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Roids!

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking ahead - Pads July schedule

Pads shouldn’t take any team for granted but roughly half of their July games are against Houston, Washington, Arizona and Pittsburgh….

Padres 2010 Ole'

by texpadre on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We run into the stras

Man thats going to be a tough one

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppa Gwynn better gives us the scouting report.

"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

July 6

if Marty Caswell is right

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

never heard of 'im

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe that if things stay as they are

we will see Strassy in DC.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our September schedule is harder

than Drama at a middle school.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big month.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 gone.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

1up1down

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

7-6 Reds

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

UN

1

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I want the Giants to win...

but I kinda want the Reds to lose… I like it when we have the best record in the NL

by Zen Blade on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2up2down

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Deux

2

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2 gone.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't like it?

Get good.

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3

Ring dat bell

“If you lived in Cinncy, you’d be angry too”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets broadcasters are less annoying

Dude’s acknowledging the Mets didn’t treat Heater very well.

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, HEater!!!!!!!!

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

W!!

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

the question:

are gregerson, adams, or bell available tonight?

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

14 pitches, 12 pitches, 10 pitches

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not?

They didn’t have any drama. 1-2-3 for each.

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

W!

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

3up3down.....

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

W

All the fun is in the cheap seats!

by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

W!

Ohhh! How come nothing is ever boobs or ice cream? - Homer Simpson

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

W!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS A MIRACLE

Heath goes 1-2-3

The one and only AzDuck

by Dude52089 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

f'n magnets

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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to prove Hoyer wrong

Ohhh! How come nothing is ever boobs or ice cream? - Homer Simpson

by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its how he rolls at Citi

3 straight 1-2-3 innings for him there.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Bye 9-game streak!

My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.

by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

well

that was a nice breakfast

"I post like canned meat."

by Hormel on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

22 retired in a row!

Badass!

"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham

by Demoira on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yea

Now let’s take a 2 hour nap, wake up, and beat these bitches again.

by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

W

Let’s get another one tonight

Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts

by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to bail

before GLB breaks my computer

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DUBYA!

"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos

by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Astros.

Oswalt has 6 Ks through 3 IP so far.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to bail too

Let’s blow them out in game 2.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

A two-peat would be a nice way to end this series.

“Words to live by: Never pet a burning dog”

by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos was brilliant.

Just made that one mistake to Hank White. 8 Ks in 6 IP is amazing.

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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame in Cincy.

Reds win!

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Had to avoid the thread

My stream was over 2 minutes behind. Will Heath pitch again tonight?

"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume

by All Things SD on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry sir.

But I wouldn’t be shocked to see all of them used again. They were dominant.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double-U!!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Buddy was selected to the NL All Star team.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeya at 4!!!

Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."

by tonoxtono on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Saved by the Bell on 1090 :)

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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

When I wake up in the morning

The alarm gives out a warning
I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time…

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

By the time I grab my books

And I give myself a look
I’m at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by!

by TJB on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alright,

‘cause WE’RE saved by the Bell!!

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess what! My phone just rang.

And guess what my ringtone is.

BRO HYMN!!

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dittoz

Sept my phone didnt ring. :[

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

Just kidding. GLB loves you.

I need new pants.

by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game in Colorado :(

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No longer.

Humberto Quintero loves his former team.

by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

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