Game Thread: 6/10, Padres vs. Mets Game 1
San Diego Padres at New York Mets, Jun 10, 2010 10:10 AM PDT
I've found the best way to kill a two headed monster is to concentrate on chopping off one head at a time. Once you remove a head and stuff it in your collectible sack it is much easier to beat a weakened one-headed monster. In battle a monster with one head doesn't have anyone to bounce ideas off of and when you factor in embarrassment and blood loss, the whole situation in conducive to victory.
Go Padres!
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Morning, Sam

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2 out pretty quick.
Lots of kids in the stands it sounds like.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions
WOOOO!
Go Padres! Go Mat!
And now that I’ve made role call, I’ve gotta go pack.
Oh, any by the way, MWG
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Let's Play 2
and win 2
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions
If I have nothing good to say, I will say nothing.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
McD's hash brown
my work wife gave me.
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
brown sugar poptarts, coffee, java monster
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Mickey D's... 2 hash browns and a sausage Biscuit
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Scrambled eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns
And 3 bottles of water
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a lot of water.
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I'm addicted.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Gotta flush out the body.
Plus, I’m all sweaty and thirsty from moving junk.
And, yes, it is.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
you should drink tap water
It’s pretty good up here in Oregon and it’s way better for the environment and your pocketbook. Sorry, I’m kind of a hippie.
Lol, it's all good.
I usually do. But I have about $75 worth of food points to spend before I leave tonight, so I’m trying to use it up. But I love my water pitcher and Nalgene bottle!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Padres
Be strong to the finish, cuz you eats your spinach.

Go Padres, (the sailor man!)
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Adrian bloojo.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions
He's got 3 hits against Santana this year.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions
agon Single
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Adrian's SLG for June
is over .900. The man likes the road.
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Or just hates Petco.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
It was implied
That the road is not Petco.
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Let Wonko frame it as a positive.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Plus
We have a really good home winning record. We need more help on the road. Right? Right?
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Inning over...
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He threw 19 pitches
He’ll be done soon.
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Yeah
At that pace he only has 6 more in him.
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Let's go, Tat

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Destroy all vehicle windshields in your path
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breakfast town?
i rarely eat breakfast.
by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions
Its the most important meal of the day!
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by MrDanielX on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The most important meal of the day...
THE MOST
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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're not a real San Diegan.
I need new pants.
by jodes0405 on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wowwwwww
hahaha i know it is. i’m not a real san diegan. although i’ve lived here my whole life. i didn’t have my first burrito til end of high school….craaaazy.
by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid infield single.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions
There goes the perfect game.
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And a lead off single for the Meats.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I made a visit to Krispy Kreme.
Now time for a Padres victory.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions
only one?
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I'm gonna try to see if we can fit two in here.
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I'd been waiting all night to work that in.
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you're sweet.
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Well obviously I want it all.
But I don’t want the baseball gods to think I’m greedy. I also want a dominant performance from the ROY Mike Leake (Screw Heyward)
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
You're too late for that one.
He’s already given up a pair of homers and is down 4-0 to the Giants.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Todd Wellemeyer is owning the Reds.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I know, I feel bad.
Better him than us.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else excited for the first Strasburg-Heyward matchup?
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really
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I'm just excited to watch Heyward play when they come out to Denver,
So I can tell my children I saw the greatest player who ever lived when he was a rookie.
Exaggerate much?
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I liked this playful take from Dave Cameron on Stras
Well, that was quite a show, eh? Seven innings of just unbelievable, dominating stuff. Even the four hits felt like flukes as the opposing hitters just played self defense and hoped to slap the ball the other way. Pitch F/x doesn’t give out many legit 100 MPH readings, but it did it on multiple occasions, and the fastball averaged over 97 MPH for the night. Contrast that with a nasty change-up around 90 MPH and a knee buckling 82 MPH curveball, and you have major league hitters looking foolish with regularity.
Yes, that May 3rd start by Ubaldo Jimenez, where he just shut down the San Diego Padres, was a thing of beauty. Wait, were you thinking of something more recent?
Hey, look, I was as impressed by Stephen Strasburg as anyone else last night. But, in the rush to hyperbole, I noticed that it’s become common to talk about how Strasburg’s stuff is just so much better than anyone we’ve ever seen. That would be true if Ubaldo wasn’t walking around the planet right now.
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yo mat
strike these bitches out
Oh! Sweet Nuthin'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions
There's 1.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
K!
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions
I wanted a picture of Dan Aykroyd in the goat pants from Dragnet to represent Pagan
But I couldn’t find it.
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Damn you beat me.
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me too
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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
2 down
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
GO Padres!
Win 2! Finish the day in first place.
I’m going to the Beavers game tonight if it is not raining and tomorrow night for sure because it’s the “Goonies Never Say Die Night”. Free showing of the movie after the game.
Awesome promotion!
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I wanna go!
You should come down for the Goonies night in Eugene this summer. Just sayin’
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
inKK
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
KKtos.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
KK-t0s
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No, you're just early.
Keep the optimism :]
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
you're right bro
:)
Oh! Sweet Nuthin'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
In Cincy, Wellemeyer is out because of injury.
Denny Bautista taking over. Giants ahead 4-0.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions
I wonder if its serious
If it is, that could mean the return of the Bumgarner.
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Over Bochy's dead body.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He's already near death because of Posey.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
He'll just have to suck it up
And remember 2002 when he had two of the youngest pitchers in the league in his rotation.
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Our offense is awesome.
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Superstars.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Really I don't see how we don't score more runs with all of these
soft ground balls, and lazy pop flies.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
This is going to be a close one
Next game will the be the 20 run explosion.
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we're due for one of those again
right? hahaha
by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Either we're due
Or Jonathon Niese is due.
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It's Michael fyi
not some rude prick
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
WOWWWWWWWW
youre a jerk!!!!!! i hate you and i will FOREVER park in your spot!!!!
by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
too bad my cars already there!
and someone will beat you to it.assholes
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
anyways,
i miss you. but for real…i’m so late for work. bye :)
by crazy_charisma on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
i'll be happier with two 10 run performances
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
We don't spread out our runs... we win
1-0, 2-1, 19-3.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Latos batting average is higher than Gwynn's
But just barely.
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Small sample size
I assume
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
That's one way of putting it
I imagine other ways of putting it wouldn’t be so kind to Tony Jr.
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Bases loaded, no out in Cincy.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions
For the Reds.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Full count to Joey Votto now.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Walked him.
Cincy on the board. 4-1.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
more runs
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4-2
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David Wright
I heard he pees sitting down
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by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions
in public
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He pee's in public?
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and he sits to do it.
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and someone heard about it
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I like morning baseball
Breakfast + Baseball = match made in heaven.
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Too early to for those just waking up, too late for those who got up at 6 and want to take a nap.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Whiner.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Not all of us can be special enough to live in the future
Speaking of which. What’s ’tec’s excuse for not being here? He get a job or something?
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oh, right
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I know it's still just June
but Alex Cora needs to get back to making toys for the coming holiday season.
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According to gameday
Ball 3 to Cora missed down the middle.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions
strikezone
Is from the top of the belt to the bottom of the testicle. Learn the rulebook.
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Hank White!
What say you roll one over for us.
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Defriended
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Moar runs in Cincy.
Infield single, 4-3 now.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions
go reds!
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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Tie game
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Tie ball game in Cincy!
Bruce singles in the tying run.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
Bochy and Bautista
Are giving me flashbacks of Redding relieving May. Or May relieving Redding.
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Screw it, it's all the same.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
June relieved May.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Fcuk... I am still pissed at the worthlessness of the Cardinals
NERD RAGE COMMENCING! Why did you have to remind me Uncle Ted!
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Hank is making Mat work.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
exiting my coma
why is this game not on TV!!!!!
oh and good morning, breakfast time!
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i think it will start to be so...
for at least a few weeks, but we still have quite a bit of work to do, and November is a LONG ways away.
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heck yeah! i got like 11 hours of sleep last night
i plan on trying to go to the gym today and everything, want to feel like a normal human at least for a day :)
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ch.4?
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Shit really?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
huh?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I'm guessing he saw
In play, run(s).
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Listening on the radio.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
or that
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f*ck
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this
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by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Really
You give up a homer to a guy who has 1 homer on the year and 4 RBIS
REALLY!?!?
The one and only AzDuck
Insurmountable
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Damn radio delay... did Blanco go yard?
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boooooooo
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
I can here Dick Enberg in my head
getting all giddy and telling Blanco to touch em all
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
He's still sleeping.
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Shoulda paid less attention to Wright
and more to the professional hitter at the plate. Can’t go 0-2 and go full and have to throw a fastball there.
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
Man the radio is like a full
5 minutes back.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
that is the At Bat radio on my ipod.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Yeah big delay there.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Listening online?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
As bad as our (non-Agon) offense has been
This may be true.
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Mat is throwing way too many pitches. Just settle down.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
inKKK
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
God I hate walks.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions
Just looking at last night's minor league stuff
Edinson Rincon is finally starting to heat up, which is very nice.
Cumberland and Hefner are still freaking awesome.
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Excellent.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Another 3 hit game for Cumberland
The California League is just too easy for him right now.
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Edinson Rincon
has always been hot. ;)
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Eddie is a boy
But Clayton is a man
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
And he hit a grand slam the other night
Just sayin’.
And has 21 errors.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
He's 19 years old
And already in FW. I can live with the errors for now.
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He had 22
in 44 games or something like that last year. He needs to be removed from the hot corner. Either that or get better.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
It's okay
We can move him to RF or LF. I’m sure we’ll need one of those in 2014.
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Can't help you there.
Soonest I can help is probably 2012.
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Cunningham?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he wanted someone who would hit better than what we have.
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Assuming Tate and Williams are our other two for 2014
That’d be a nice OF.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
At some point
Darnell probably moves to the OF too.
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So who's our 3b?
I know we have a ton of good talent, but I can’t remember names at this point. And if Jaff keeps producing like he did last year, where do we put him? And Daniel Robertson?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
These are good problems to have
Well except for the dearth of 3B, but its not like Savior is over the hill.
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Very good.
I just wish we had this problem with catchers
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Again
It’s not like Hundley is over the hill. Plus, I’m cautiously optimistic on the development of Luis Martinez.
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Who is that guy?
Haven’t heard of him.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
He's one of the catchers in San Antonio.
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I wish Mitch Canham had panned out better.
But I like Martinez and Benedict.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I do too.
Just because I was looked forward to having all sorts of fun calling him Canned Ham.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I was looking forward
to seeing an Oregon State boy on my Padres, but that would be fun too!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Canham caught a severe case
Of catcher stagnation syndrome.
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It's so unfortunate.
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay
Well now his bat is as well.
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Weird with the ground outs.
Santana is usually a fly ball pitcher.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions
Meetings over. Now for a day of baseball.
Hopefully just in time for some Padres scoring.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
He needs to get "hurt" again
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Mud calls that a big league hang with'em
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And its basically how LeBlanc was able to shut down the Phillies on Monday.
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Look
Reyes GTFO (past tense version).
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inKKKK
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
STFD you oxymoron
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by Axion on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
too expensive
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Beginning in 2004, 71-year-old Vladimir Shpunt has been retained by the team, with an annual bonus of “six figures or more” based on how the team performed, and his only job is to direct positive thinking to the players, from 3000 miles away.
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Jordan brought that up in the Around The Mission comments section.
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yes
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at least according to the LA Times
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Article
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-psychic-20100610,0,5226932,full.story
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by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
dude i am AWESOME at positive thoughts
somebody wanna pay me?
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SNY just showed a stat
saying Latos has gone 1-2-3 in 47% of his innings, highest in the NL.
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
I've got a cousin who is a HUGE Met fan
and he’s furious because Mets announcer Ron Darling has been praising Mat Latos for 20 straight minutes now.
Padres 2010 Ole'
Is he listening on the radio?
Because Keith Hernandez is in the SNY booth, and Darling isn’t.
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
47% of Latos' innings end in a 1-2-3 inning?
Best in the NL? Damn.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
I would've guessed Ubaldo, but hey.
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by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
His walks probably bite him in the rear
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Ever so slightly
But, yes that’s the most likely culprit.
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Ok, I'm here.
We can start winning now.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
Hi
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey did you see that we snagged a pitcher from UConn?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
NOO!?!?!??!?!?!?
did we reallly?!?!! how sweet is that?
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It was like the 40-something round... but I figured you'd enjoy that.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
im just today rejoining the world, so sorry for my complete lack of knowledge of anything that happened in the last 48 hours
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o hai
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Good morning
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
(shh, he didn't hit 3 in Philly)
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I love out disgruntled Jerry is...
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Jerry loves to point out
that if only Adrian would bunt he’d get on no matter what.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions
He's awesome.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Now, Scotty.
You are directed to hit the ball out of the park.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
I'll take a walk
If Santana is so inclined.
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Done and done.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN so close.
Just out in front.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Don't look now... but Adrian is creeping up on a .300 avg.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Don't worry
We have a homestand coming up.
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Ball 4!
Nice job working the walk Scotty.
Now Nick, your job is to not get out.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Good Eye Shrek
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions
Radio?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Jerry just called Jamie Moyer old.
I don’think Jerry is qualified to call anyone old.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions
Dick?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAH WALKED HIM.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
BFOP NO
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
Btw
I just tuned in and now the bases are loaded
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
BFOP
no outs
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
If anyone can manage to not score in this sitch...
we can.
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I still have the bad taste of Mojito in my mouth.
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BFOP no outs.
What’s our run expectancy?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
And by that, I mean what's OUR run expectancy.
Not the average MLB team’s expectancy.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you Jerry
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Sac fly.
Lead cut in half.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
chipping away
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A run!
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Ok, need Dorf to get a hit.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
Dorf it up, Dorf!
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I'll settle for a walk
If Santana is so inclined.
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Nope.
Sigh.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice. We do seem to occasionally get that sac fly.
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That was horrid.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
dorf'd
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We are experts at wasting BFOP.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
on MLB network on the bottom ticker it says
NYM – lost 6 of last 7 series against SD
and i smiled.
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Denorfia has been GIDP
Whenever he can huh?
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boooo
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
I leave.
They score. Maybe it’s time I leave again next inning.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
Not to pile on the bad news
But the Giants are threatening to score.
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Off topic
What are your expectancies for the US in the World Cup? I’m already looking forward to the England-US game. Is there a lot of buzz in the US for the World Cup or is the attention for it quite low?
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
Pretty low...
But I’m sure more people will start to pay attention starting Saturday.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Since ESPN paid a lot of money to get the World Cup
There is a decent amount of buzz building. Definitely bigger than the last two times. If you follow sports this year you can’t avoid hearing about it.
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making it out of the group
Besides england the group sucks so they should do well but you never know with the US
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pretty low
unless we can get some points in the england game. then maybe we can get out of our group
by Frozen_Pizza on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
People tell us to get excited
because “we’re good this year”
I’ll believe it when I see it.
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I've been following pretty closely
And I never got the impression that they are hyping the US as “good this year”. I mean, there was more hype about how good the US was last time and they got plowed.
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There's soccer in the US?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
What's soccer?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
football?
Chargers should do well I suspect
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Fútbol
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Kill an animal
roll its skin into a ball, kick it around in the dirt. Soccer.
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It's like American football but with less violence
and way more hair gel.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
and don't forget acting.
There are some Oscar contenders in that sport.
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Sadly enough this is true
Altough I do have the feeling that the amount of schwalbes is decreasing somewhat lately
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Why don't they make flopping a penalty?
I really think that the amount of flopping/acting is one of the reasons people don’t take it very seriously in this country.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
It is a penalty
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You can get a yellow
card for flopping. Honestly it really isn’t that dramatic as it used to be
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed with wonko it is
But most of them are really good at it that you call it a foul anyways
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Flopping may be one of the reasons they don't take it seriously
But I think it has more to do with the attention span of the average American. Hockey has the same issue.
I'm sure those things are a factor
But, part of it is that the only prime time games here are MLS and the competition level there is nothing compared to the National teams or any of the top European leagues. If you watch an MLS game and then watch the UEFA knockout games, its like you are watching a different sport.
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But they aren't in prime time
Also, at least in my situation, Time Warner just started broadcasting that channel in HD. I watch the Gold Cup on FSC before I had the HD version and it was really difficult to get past the poor broadcast quality fox puts out on its sports channels.
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yeah but if you watch other sports
And the soccer game’s were in prime time would you watch the soccer game?
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Depends on what the game is.
But, it’s not like its realistic. The European leagues aren’t going to rearrange their schedules to gain an American audience.
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I guess so...
But did you watch any of the NHL finals? Man, those games were awesome. I haven’t been a real hockey fan since the Whalers left Hartford… but I honestly think that the Stanley Cup Finals would be the best championship to see in person of any sport. Including Super Bowl and World Series.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I can assure you
following a football game in the stadion is absolutely fantastic! The atmosphere is fantastic. That is if you love the “us against them” feeling. You also have to like singing and yelling :)
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I won't dispute that...
I’m obviously not into soccer (football, whatever) but I have heard many people say that attending a big time match in person is one of the best experiences in sports.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
After the lockout
Hockey took steps to make the game tilted more to offense and the average viewer (i.e. Elimination of the two line pass, adding the shootout in the regular season) So 4-3 games like last night have really been boosting the NHL back up.
I have a theory
That it also helps the young players (and more specifically scorers) adjust to the league faster. That’s how a team like Chicago can get good so fast. Same goes for the LA Kings.
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Yes.
Definitely. The games are SO much better than they were 5-10 years ago. It’s scoring chance after scoring chance all game.
I just wish I had a team to root for.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it's psychologically imprinted in their brains
They actually think that when they get grazed and fall down that is extremely painful for a brief time, then they get up and they are pain free. It’s a miracle.
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there are actually more kids playing soccer in the US
than any other sport. Interest just falls off after AYSO
I think that's part of the US's problem with soccer
It’s a kids game.
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That's also
a favourite of mine if Belgium isn’t playing
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too. They're my non USA team.
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah my grandfather moved here from Croatia in the 20s
my dad is actually the first person in my family born here. i love croatia. its beautiful there.
oh and their uniforms look cool, for the ladies in the room.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
My Dad's family emigrated in the early 1900s and settled in Chicago
Awesome to hear of a fellow Croat!
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I must be Ottoman
it would explain why I want to rape tenderly love you both.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I usually pull for France and US in World Cup
In Premier I pull for Arsenal. I enjoy watching on Fox Sports Soccer channel. Watched a lot more when I was younger and could manage staying up till 2 am for a match.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Little bit
I have a couple ex-pat friends that live in England and they are way into USA winning.
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I tell you I went to an Anderlicht game?
when I was in Belgium last year. Well, I did.
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice
they won the competition this year. They are my 2nd favourite team, next to Antwerp FC (the oldest team in the land). How did you like it?
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It was awesome
I bought a jersey and a scarf and we had “seats” right behind the goal. The big kid, Rukalu, was a beast. Really fun time.
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you mean Lukaku
but you’re right he’s an absolute beast and to think he is only 16 !
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that guy
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in Amsertdam about 4 years ago after Ajax won a big game and it was a craziness
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKtos.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
inKKKKK
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
Right through his effing legs.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Buckner?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
inKKKKKK
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
Oi, let's get Latos some runs Padres!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Bunt Practice?
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Needed
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Come on Mat.
Get the bunt down.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Horrible.
No one can bunt on this team.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Is it possible for our pitchers to bunt?!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
okay we need to get some bunters
Or people need to learn how to lay one down
The one and only AzDuck
Just swing away, Tat.
Jeez…
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Eck has a baby face
According to mets announcers. Have they seen him without a hat and in the light. Eeeeek! That’s one scary baby….
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WHY WOULD MY MOMS CAR DIE NOW
Ill brb again. Don’t be afraid to score.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
You're not allowed back now.
Respect the streak. You know how it goes. ;)
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
TIE GAME!!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
SCRAPTASTIC RBI Double
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
SCAPPRY MCSCRAPSTEIN!
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
*scrappy
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 Good Guys
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
AGon RBI Padres leading 3-2!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
This Agon kid
I predict big things from him, BIG THINGS
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Yeah
we should trade him for someone who can steal bases. We play in Petco remember
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The numbers just aren't there.
I heard it takes him about 15 seconds just to reach first, and that’s on a good day!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Giant Thingies!
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes it would have been
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Inning over
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
That's El Salvador
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
His batting average is now .455 for June
OBP is .472. SLG is .909.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
inKKKKKKK
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
Is this game on TV in SD?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
No
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Alright thanks
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
eye high slider
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inKKKKKKKK
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
10 in a ROW
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
I love Mat.
I love this team.
I love this season!
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Can you feeeeeeel
The looooooooooooooove tonight??!!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Efficient Latos
Only 9 pitches to get through that inning. He’s now pitched less than Santana who he’s been behind in the pitch count all game.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Took a little to wake up, I guess
Buddy said some of the guys went out and had a good meal last night.
I wonder who went where.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
JairHair ordered room service
and watched his Blackhawks win the Cup alone in his room.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Because I think there are at least 3 or 4 Blackhawks fans on the team.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
That's what he said on Scott and BR.
He and Shrek are ‘Hawks fans… and there was someone else, too, but I can’t remember who. Also, Stairs is a big NHL fan but he was rooting for the Flyers because of his connection with Philly.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
If I had a day off in New York
And I was making as much as these mofos, I’d have a damn good meal.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Would you tell Darren Smith about it?
So that we could know?
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Depends on how good it is I suppose.
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Even if it was bad
I’d want to know. As long as you weren’t drinking Jager and singing pro-Chicago songs.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I'll be honest
Latos gives me a chubber
Oh! Sweet Nuthin'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 10, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
If you dont like Latos
you got problems
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Hundles <3
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Adrian is hitting .438 against Santana for his career
But every hit has been a single.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
16
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Its his favorite play.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Dnorf
is channeling Kouz again
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We going to refer to Denorfia as 'Flounder' now?
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we please?!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
dorf </3
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Wow
Denorf is trying to get kicked off the team isn’t he?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Making me miss BlanKs
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I hope Blanks has worked the suck out of his elbow.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Not that I've heard
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
0-3 with 2 BBs yesterday for Portland.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
as a DH
I don’t think he’s been able to play the field yet.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
err for LE
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Fudge... he cannot hit High A pitching?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
That basically guarantees
That he’ll be able to come back for the 7th.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
At least TGJr will lead off again
That worked well last time.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Denormanoff
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
haha
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
11 straight
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
Why not go after a Burrell, Winn or even Tavares (Phillies)
if they don’t pan out now, you get someone better before the deadline. but this Denorfia guy has to go!
And Winn is a Cardinal
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
obviously, and Tavaras is in Phillies triple A
the point is that we should’ve been going after one of these guys
You like Sean Burroughs?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Ok
We’re winning, so yes. But don’t take your shoes off.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I have one on?
I wont tempt fate and put it on, but I wont take this one off.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Put on those plastic shoe covers though
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
12 straight
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez, what now?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Peavy
"Kevin Towers getting let go out there is an absolute joke," Peavy told FOXSports.com on Wednesday. "You can quote me on that. Kevin Towers is a heck of a general manager.
Padres 2010 Ole'
Speaking from his worldly point of view
After studying all the other general managers in depth.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Jake Peavy's performance out there this year is an absolute joke.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Again?
Or the ting on ATM?
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thing*
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he for or against ATM?
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Against
The peavs is Anti-Padre all the way and is trying to convert Adrian
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
whoosh
Over her head.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Sooooooo
Someone should fill me in here so I can take my foot out of my mouth. Please and thank you!
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Then someone should DM me on twitter
Because I’m locked outside and I want in!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure if you Google ATM and "mouth" you'll find your answers...
Also, maybe search ATM on Google images.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Scar?
C’mon, everybody loves niche porn right? right? Bueller?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
My girlfriends Derby name is Porn Scar
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me of a sound clip from a video game I used to play
“You’ve been ripped a new orifice.”
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not foot
The mouth part is getting you there.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Look, kid, I'm lost.
4 hours of sleep plus a final today and I’m three steps away from being actually brain dead.
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What body part would you not like something to be in
before going into your mouth?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Oh my lord
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have protected you from all this
But it was too entertaining to watch unfold.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
It's okay
I’m 19. And the most innocent one here, lol. But I was the first one in my hall to know what “Superman dat ho” meant
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
legal
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh!
It’s too bright! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Apperently
I’m sorry. I knew I shouldn’t have dyed my hair blonde last night. But the goblins told me it was a good idea so I went for it
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes...
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Did you see Clerks 2?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Explain why he would be
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Understood
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Replaced with more Rob?
or Rivers?
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing yet.
And I actually took one of Rob down… but only so my friend could try to get it signed.
I need new pants.
13 straight!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
13....
Latos is on fire
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
And Latos' day is done.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
thats cool
i know a few guys who can take the 7th,8th and 9th. none named Mujica
by Frozen_Pizza on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You think
those three guys can go the second game too?
by red_jekkyls on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No need.
When we’re up by 7 or more runs, we have Mujica and Gallagher.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Checking in on lunch...been following the game on gamecast
Looks like Latos pitched very well except for a 10 pitch Henry Blanco HR.
Glad he bounced back with some fury and the Padres gave him a few runs.
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
One of TGJr’s lame bunt attempts actually worked. Crazy. He must be going good.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Watch out now his avg. is currently
.214
by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They are not scholars are they?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
When the shit is Efren gonna be back?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
We should put in Mujica...jk
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
Can he bunt? I'll take him over Deno or Zwad if he can...
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Okay Zadwaski
You’re services are no longer needed.
Please venture back to portland.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
Whoa
Bad mojo.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Something tells me
We might not be last in the league at GIDPs anymore.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Deno and Zwad are working hard at that.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
inb4ttg
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Saviouuuuuuuuur!!!
4-2
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions
That's what I'm talkin' about
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Santana doesn't own much anymore
He definitely is big time into leasing. But his days of ownership are done.
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Bam!
Do they take out Santana now with Adrian coming up?
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I'm so smart
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Seriously... how long till Efren is back?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
as of two days ago
“starting rehab assignment soon”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I miss Efren... He is > Zwad.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
At least 2 weeks I'm guessing.
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
The one damn thing that Lance Zwad must do is
get his damn bunts down….cost us a run.
Padres 2010 Ole'
YAWN
what did i miss? we’re winning, right?
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
Sweet.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
Considering that he’s obviously very adjusted to the time change what with sleeping until noon and all.
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the yawn was more of a “i’ve been working nonstop since 8am” thing than a sleeping thing. you know me better than that, wonko.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey dude, going to the game Saturday?
You should. And we should get beers, etc.
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm down.
Did I just invite myself?
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you did
let’s do it.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet. First round's on John.
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
makes sense
Wonko’s been carrying BFTB
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure it's surprising to many here
But I can have a lot to say when I want to.
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I love how I totally tricked you into being a writer when you didn’t want to be. Score one for me.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s no expiration dateon those beers, m’lady.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll try to steal one
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You can have mine
If I’m sober enough to remember not to leave it somewhere.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
a win in this one and I'd say the first East Coast test is passed
next one is TB and FLA on the road later in month/
Padres 2010 Ole'
Gregerson is in right now.
Latos has retired the last 12+1 batters
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How about
Gregerson for two.
Then Adams for two in the flip game?
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
I think so.
Definitely Bell. I’m not sure about the other two.
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could be...
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
THIS
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i would agree with that as well
Just saying something about not letting them pitch 2 games
The one and only AzDuck
Maybe this
Or you just go normal for the first game and dead with the second game when you get to it. I don’t mind Webb being used in the 7th or 8th.
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*deal with the second game
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Time for Triforce
The better be on their game today.
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spit on him
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I bet he is for ATM.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Totally forgot about the doubleheader
But look – we’re winning!
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
It is so weird watching baseball with pants on.
by Drama on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bad habit to get in.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
I know right?
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That's how I feel about Full House
=SD=
by Mad_Villain on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me vomit a bit in my mouth.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
You wear pants at work?
I thought you had to wear those tight orange shorts?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
*Orange Jump Suit... FTFY
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Nope... those chaps are not assless.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
fix yo chaps
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
She is constantly changing them.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
14
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
15 luKKe
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't done any work for 20 minutes
STOP DISTRACTING ME!
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
New YorKKKKKKKKKKK
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions
GREGERSON!!!
Sweet.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
yeah, I gotta get some work done now...
And this thread is on the cusp of crashing my crappy work computer. See y’all for the second game.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
After that performance
How can you not send LuKKKe out there again?
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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
PadRRRRes?
R’s just don’t work as well
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions
FriaRRRRRRRRRRRRRs
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How did we get another run?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Nice, I guess the Savior is back
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Countinuing the gnarl
What time does the 2nd game start?
“Is this the part where I nod and pretend I care?”
by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions
How
….you left
“Is this the part where I nod and pretend I care?”
by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Gregerson is nasty.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
And a lead-off hit for Scotty.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you for spelling 'more' correctly.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Could the Pads sweep this series and finish this Phil/NY road trip at 4-3 ?
I said before that I would be really happy with 3-4, Field39 predicted 4-3
No June Swoon so far….
Padres 2010 Ole'
Winning both ends of a doubleheader
Is not very common. Although our chances go up if we win the first.
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by Wonko on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
insight you can only find here at
gaslampball.com
by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS SCIENCE!
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Man, Latos just made that one mistake.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions
What happened to all the steal attempts?
Johan have that good of a move?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Blanco is an excellent defensive catcher.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's decent
Hank’s arm ain’t chopped liver either.
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It is regular liver. Unchopped.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw the Mets broadcasters
We don’t “nibble.” It’s called “baseball” – it’s not all about the long ball. Sheesh
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
But we don't call that "baseball."
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
4 GIDPs
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Jairston taking one for the team
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Mets fan in my office
“If only double plays were runs….we’d be winning this game.”
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
Hahaha.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
the SNY guys are one of the better teams of broadcasters on the air. Just because they give the Pads a few backhanded compliments doesn’t mean they hate them. They’ve been gushing about our pitching since last week.
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
I agree
I find their broadcast to be very bearable. A lot better than Giants or Diamondbacks broadcasts for example
by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
4 hours
Good. Maybe we can get some work done.
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by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wright finally made a mistake.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
You deserve that Wright
Stop making good plays
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Double!
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
LOL
Make that: 2 on!
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
same difference
/drunk
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
There we go Denormanoff!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
He would have tried otherwise.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
had to find it for myself

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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions
Thats a buff gnat.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
He must workout
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than Sand Gonads. Those are never fun.
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
by Phony Gwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bleh. Whatever.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
With Cora, Blanco and ph coming up
You could almost be safe with Mujica.
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... -_-
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
It seems like such a waste to use a better reliever.
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I like when the Padres win games, not give up walk offs.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
You can't give up a walk off in the 8th silly
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pfft
At best he could tie it.
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Alex is a BEAST.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone keep track
of who you’re dammit’ing any given season? Do you try to be consistent throughout the season?
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
That was why I was asking
I miss the good ole days when we knew who you were cursing.
Anthony seems top of the heep, though.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Dammit connotes a certain weary resignation with you.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Houston just went up 1-0 over Colorado.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
So, I'm unfamiliar with how relievers are handled in these situations.
Will Gregerson be able to pitch this afternoon?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
Teams so rarely win both games
I haven’t seen it come up in a while.
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I believe someone did it earlier this year.
An AL team to be specific.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
But even then most of those times one game is not close.
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Maybe with two games worth of AB's in one day we will score heavy next game.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I haven’t seen it come up in a while.
You know, they have pills for that.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
we won't need him
Garland CG
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by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HOU up 2-0
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
Woo!
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hank White out
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
The Mets and Rockies have both swept a double header this year.
April 27 LA Dodgers at NY Mets NYM, 4-0 NYM, 10-5
May 15 Washington at Colorado Col, 6-2 Col, 4-3
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
They you go
Even when they sweep, there are games that just don’t end up as save situations.
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Will Gregerson....
Its done, but not often. Usually only of the reliever is coming off a rest.
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by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
Well, everyone had the day off yesterday.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd sad I'll miss the next game's OT...
I agreed to help coach my nephew’s all-start team this evening.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I'm going to skip it as well
Watch the game on DVR. The only way to follow a Garland start.
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Feliciano is Crash Davis
Over 1000 games in the minors, this is his debut at 31.
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
Jesus Feliciano
That’s what I said when I heard Pedro has appeared in 35 games.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Two things
!. We’re gonna win this bitch and the next one
2. GLB should seriously consider an overthrow thread after 600 or so comments
way to lighten the server load
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I am to blame
I can’t remember, the football season seems so long ago, do we do overflow threads at the BFTB?
1st and 2nd half threads, if I remember correctly
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes sir
Seems like forever ago
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm totally in baseball mode.
I don’t even remember who the Chargers are.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The who?
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by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
uh oh
you’re gonna get banned
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by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I've thought the same thing.
I think 619 would be a good number to set the cutoff point at.
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like it.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
If you like it, then you should put a rec on it!
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec whore
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Damn right.
I don’t even like the Padres, I just show up to dazzle you guys with my wit and charm.
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
wouldn't he be a rec pimp?
or at the very least an independent contractor? He is selling his own comments.

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Computer does not want
"You're like the nicest internet person I know." - theodore donald kerabatsos
by Jordan_Ming on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that different from any OT?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I love how all the guys that did real well in Fort Wayne last year
moved up to Lake Elsinore and are doing really well there this year.
In a couple years will we remember that class of players?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of prospects
is Jeremy Hefner a legit one?
by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
He has fairly good peripherals
and a nice ERA. Does he project as a starter or reliever?
by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What is our bullpen stats minus Mujica
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Mujica's WHIP is actually decent
Huge blemish is HR’s allowed….for being the a bottom of the pen, Mujica is servicable. Hell, on 10 teams, Mujica would be the set-up guy and part time closer.
Padres 2010 Ole'
Heath isn't helping that either... lol which is amazing.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Bye Chris

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Okay May 15 Was @ Col
Manny Corpas pitched in both games. But the Rockies bullpen was well rested in game one 1 with Ubaldo pitching.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
I doubt Bud uses them again...
With the West Coast jet lagged game tomorrow.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I was just talking about the travel with a co-worker
They’ll probably get in at 2 or 3 PT and then they get to sleep until 2 pm anyway. They’ll be fine.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
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Plus it's always easier to go East-West than West-East.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Lead man on for Cincy in the bottom of the 8th.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions
2nd and 3rd now for Cincy in the 8th, still no one out!
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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
oooh, that sounds exciting
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
6-4 Giants.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
6-4!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Ten four, good buddies
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Cause for paws
You know you’re a redneck if you own a speel chekur
“Is this the part were I nod and pretend I care?”
by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
April 27 LAD @ NYM
Tronscoso and Sherill pitched both games for the Doyers.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
outside of Peavy's bitterness towards Pads
still think the silliest was Bell’s stated lingering bitterness towards the Met’s management..what ? 4 friggen years ago..
My fear is that he will hyperventilating today and may walk 2 guys.
Padres 2010 Ole'
He has been fine in the past...
And he says he needs the anger at times.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
But it's better when he is not bitter against us.
It was his anger afterall that made him better wasn’t it?
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Gold glove
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Hey, did you guys know
the Giants are leading the Reds 6-4?
My whole life is aiming for the 5.5 hole.
Big Red Machine!!!!
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Triple in Cincy!
Tie game!!
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
6-6?
OMG
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BBQ
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WWJD?
probably not ATM
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
so glad that picture is broken….
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
ROFL
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
6-6
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Thank you Cincy!
And F-you Cardinals!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Heat time
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
Here comes the Heat.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, NO DRAMA
twitter.com/matthewverygood
by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Drama.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure he has.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
im pretty sure he has
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
first game ever in Citi
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He saved the first and last game in Citi Field last year.
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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He had 1 at Shea
And 2 at Citi
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Actually
He has yet to walk a batter or give up a hit at Citi. Two perfect innings last year.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Here comes the Heat....
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
"alrighty then"
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The Lawd!
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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Lawd!
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRIOUS anger
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here
y’all can start the thread now.
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
Cincy takes the lead.
7-6 Reds.
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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
Mota should have had that gb though
he definitely misplayed it
by thepadfather on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Roids!
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
by John Gennaro on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking ahead - Pads July schedule
Pads shouldn’t take any team for granted but roughly half of their July games are against Houston, Washington, Arizona and Pittsburgh….
Padres 2010 Ole'
Poppa Gwynn better gives us the scouting report.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
July 6
if Marty Caswell is right
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
never heard of 'im
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
I do believe that if things stay as they are
we will see Strassy in DC.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Our September schedule is harder
than Drama at a middle school.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
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by TheThinGwynn on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Big month.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
1 gone.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
1up1down
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
7-6 Reds
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Not that I want the Giants to win...
but I kinda want the Reds to lose… I like it when we have the best record in the NL
2up2down
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
2 gone.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
Don't like it?
Get good.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
1-2-3
Ring dat bell
“If you lived in Cinncy, you’d be angry too”
by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
Mets broadcasters are less annoying
Dude’s acknowledging the Mets didn’t treat Heater very well.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Come on, HEater!!!!!!!!
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame.
W!!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
the question:
are gregerson, adams, or bell available tonight?
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
14 pitches, 12 pitches, 10 pitches
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
why not?
They didn’t have any drama. 1-2-3 for each.
All the fun is in the cheap seats!
by Section 135 on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
3up3down.....
"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
W!
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f'n magnets
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Had to prove Hoyer wrong
Ohhh! How come nothing is ever boobs or ice cream? - Homer Simpson
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Its how he rolls at Citi
3 straight 1-2-3 innings for him there.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
22 retired in a row!
Badass!
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Hell yea
Now let’s take a 2 hour nap, wake up, and beat these bitches again.
by Dubsco on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Time for lunch!
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by matthewverygood on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
W
Let’s get another one tonight
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions

"You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover
by icaughthundleys#4 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Time to bail
before GLB breaks my computer
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
2-0 Astros.
Oswalt has 6 Ks through 3 IP so far.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going to bail too
Let’s blow them out in game 2.
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Yes
A two-peat would be a nice way to end this series.
“Words to live by: Never pet a burning dog”
by Big Bang Hunter on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
Latos was brilliant.
Just made that one mistake to Hank White. 8 Ks in 6 IP is amazing.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame in Cincy.
Reds win!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions
Had to avoid the thread
My stream was over 2 minutes behind. Will Heath pitch again tonight?
"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume
I'm sorry sir.
But I wouldn’t be shocked to see all of them used again. They were dominant.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Double-U!!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Apparently Buddy was selected to the NL All Star team.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
Seeya at 4!!!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Saved by the Bell on 1090 :)
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Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
When I wake up in the morning
The alarm gives out a warning
I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time…
I need new pants.
By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I’m at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by!
dittoz
Sept my phone didnt ring. :[
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Tie game in Colorado :(
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
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by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
No longer.
Humberto Quintero loves his former team.
by LetBurroughsPitch on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions





























