Jerry Hairston DESTROYS the Cardinals, Gaslamp Ball awakens from crazy nightmare-like Open Thread
by Dex on May 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT
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PrintIf you were in the Open Thread for any amount of time tonight, you noticed that everything was in italics after new Gaslamp Baller zombiecow (welcome!) said:
I’m gonna go make a frozen pizza, and it’s going to be awesome.
Somehow, zombiecow left the italics open and everybody was subjected to an extended inner dialogue or a nightmare dream sequence from some random novel.
In any case, it kinda maybe got fixed after I hid/deleted the offending comment and a short while later, the Padres managed to win in extra innings on a Jerry Hairston walkoff home run.
COINCIDENCE!?!
In any case, WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE CARDINALS!!! I know that probably makes us sound like the little kid who finally scores a basket playing one-on-one with his older, taller brother, but still. That's the kind of thing that only happens during a Really Good Season.
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Dang!
Almost 60 individual users!
Props to Kevin Correia, Ed Mujica, and Jerry Hairston on tonight’s victory.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions
Multiple commies
And one bitter redbird.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Browser problems
Or else I wold have been # 60. I couldn’t get the OT to load.
by I8EtoDunbar on May 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm reconsidering my stance on splitting the OTs
if we’re gonna continue to push 2K, we need to.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Blasphemy!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
What is this, McCovey Chronicles?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not snarky enough
Or maybe I mean suicidal?
by polyrhythm07 on May 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know how big normal threads are
but I saved that one as a 3.73 MB html file.
That seems a bit hefty.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I agree... at 1,500 there should be an overflow.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on May 27, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The second thread would probably just say:
WINSIES!!
by theodore donald kerabatsos on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
After "1st"
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Opera
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
If only
I had thought to pop it before I went to the library. 60 would have happened. I’m sorry to let you down sir.
by Jordan_Ming on May 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Love the offensive explosion
And all the good moves by Bud Black
This is a team of DENSITY!
"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume
:)
…
"No matter what you do, you're gonna die brotha." ~~ Desmond Hume
by All Things SD on May 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry got the double tap after the game
An attempted gatorade shower and his bro chased him down for a shaving cream pie to the face.
It left Jerry wondering how Shrek could do that with the bad hammy.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Priceless...
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
We're so damn consistent
we never give up, missed with the water? No warries, we gots da cream!
No quit in this team in ANY aspect of the game
After that first inning
I could have sworn Correia would not make it through 5, let alone 6 innings.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKK000000rreia
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
how did i miss the OT
where someone finally exploited the html formattin’ here? This is encouraging, maybe more hacks will come…
Italics FTW
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Still can't get over that awesome K to Holliday by KC. That was balls!
Speaking of Ks the Padres’ pitching staff tonight K’d 16 Cardinals!! Sweet. It wasn’t us for once.
Matt Holliday has to be the goat of the game for the Cards.
Even though Schumaker had a lower WPA, Holliday managed to fight back from 3-0 to strike out with the bases loaded.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
I was given such an ulcer after that I stopped watching and put on an indy
flick. I am losing years off my life with all these close games… YEARS!
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Black is manager of the year so far
he was brought in with a reputation as an excellent groomer as far as developing a pitching staff. Read the in game blog, those calling him an idiot or other expletives need to put aside their bong.
Quit agreeing with me from 2 years ago
It’s really annoying.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
agree with you both
Black is almost patient to a fault perfect for a young staff. Great job by Mujica tonight !
"put aside their bong"
NEVER!
"If guys wanna complain about playing here they better check themselves and leave" - Nick Hundley.
by Natrone Bomb on May 27, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Idiots and morons aren't expletives. They are nouns used as direct objects.
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'RE jodes.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 27, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweep?
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
I feel so powerful.
And embarrassed. My 6th comment on the site manages to make a recap. What a way to enter after 2-3 years of lurking…
Is that cow from Farmville?
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Mafia Wars halloween event.
I’ve been using this name for some 12 years, so when I saw the cow, I had to steal it.
A match made in Heaven
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Does anyone know the dude their starting tomorrow?
I saw a brief shot on MLBN, but don’t remember his name. I think he’s another rookie, but I’m not positive. We could jump on him early and then cruise.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you. I will now look him up.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Good minor league track record
but only has 20 major league innings to his name.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is everything so heavy in the future?
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Breakfast Burritos take there toll.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Giants are now in fourth place
hehehehehehehehe
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions
I'm almost sad
I was all psyched up to call them our main rivals for a while and hate them but now they’re getting too far back. :( I mean, it’s good and all but having not followed Padres seriously until this year, I do not have Dodger hate stewed up in me yet.
Maybe it’s cause blue’s a nice color.
Dodger Lover
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
That game nearly killed me.
Jairston is awesome!
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
yeah
how did the pads know that TONIGHT i was gonna try and go to bed early ,
how
did
they
know?!?!?!?!
We have the best run differential in the NL.
hehehehehehehehehehehe
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions
The Cards made so many mistakes on the basepaths.
Getting caught stealing in the first. Getting thrown out at home in the first. Rasmus getting caught in the rundown in the top of the 11th. Molina getting tagged out at 3rd in the 11th.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions
The Pads were lucky to take that one
Before that weird double play, the Cards had winning odds of around 88%.
But swings like that are what make it a good game.
We had odds of 97% before Schumaker "doubled" after falling behind 0-2 with 2 outs.
They were lucky too.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and there was the rundown in the 4th inning too where Rasmus got tagged out.
So many mistakes.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta feeling bumping in the clubhouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
let’s celebrate along with
Hmmm
Chase Headley (5.5 UZR) is the second best defensive third baseman in all of Major League Baseball.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions
"But he has no extra base hits!"
Would we all like him to hit more? Absolutely. But his glove is more than making up for his bat at this point.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly
I’ve been longing for a .300 hitter, I’d love him to hit .300 this year, maybe i’m greedy but that’s what I want!
You long for Eck.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Hitting .300 and has the best UZR amongst 2B... totally
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I wonder if stickign to one side of the plate
Would bring some power back.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been longing for a WS caliber team
I seen .300 hitters and I want ’98 more than I want Mark Loretta.
by Dex on May 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
2005 Mark Loretta would be a huge help to this team, though.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
*2004
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Not by replacing Eck's D
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Just throw him in Left.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Ok then,
playing devils advocate, who needs to STEP UP their defense if they wanna stay on this team?
Whoever plays LF lol
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
We have had some cast of caracters in LF over the petco years haven't we...
that would be some fun history to fan post someday
Not just Petco
They used to litle feet out in left field, so Carmelo Martriniez would know where to stand.
Maybe I'm just a glutton for good defense...I always prefer defense over offense
TGJ (5.0 UZR) is the 4th best outfielder in the National League.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
David Eckstein (6.1 UZR)
By far, the best defensive 2nd baseman in all of MLB.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cardinals struck out SIXTEEN TIMES tonight.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions
I like Jerry.
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
this was a great game
let’s sweep those birds tomorrow!
by TijuanaSD_Adam on May 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions
I really don't know what to make of all of these games...
Where we look soo bad at the plate but still pull one out. (of our ass, most of the time)
At least we make the other team look equally bad, gotta love that.
We have won games on David Eckstein, and Jerry Hairston Jr
Walk Off home runs… we walk on the wild side, and other teams see us exactly like my signature suggests.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Delurking
Okay, after that, I can’t resist. Sat in the bleachers during the era of Nate Colbert and numberelevenEnzo…Hernandez…
Best. Season. Ever.
I wear the Taco hat.
Everth*
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
Evarth.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Evy <3
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
E-Cab
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
You'll fit in nicely around here.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
WELCOME
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
(to the world of tomorrow)
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized
Dick didn’t say “Touch em All” (at least until a few sentences later) on that HR! He actually used some variety…I think he was so surprised he forgot….he said, “And…that ball is…..GONE”
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions
Someone more technical than me needs to make a dickism's site
Low-Pez, San-Chez… the man reads phonetic pronunciations in such a wonderfully stilted way they needs to be cataloged for the world to appreciate.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
NEEDS!
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
That's what the wiki is for
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
"Dickisms" is in the GLB Wiki near the bottom
It haz no input.
You should add some.
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
He was disappointed
He wanted Pujols to hit the game winner. Because he’s overdue.
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
KIlling me.
He said the same thing about Holliday!
"It's disheartening to watch what has happened there."
It's really getting sad.
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions
We've now won as many games against the Cardinals
as we won all of the last two years.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions
And more than we have in the 3 post season
Meetings.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
They ooze sexy
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
Maybe we can get a group plan for anxiety meds
And ulcer surgeries while we are at it. That or I need to take a couple shots before Heath takes the mound.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I had to take my mom to the hospital
after a Chargers game once.
I probably should call her right now.
I wear the Taco hat.
This is America
So any country we damn well please.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Someplace cheap and unsuspecting
So they will sign for a San Diego discount.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I spit on the Mariners!
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Uh, ew?
At the picture, I mean. Whoever caught that shot though wins at life!
by Jordan_Ming on May 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Spitting is disgusting and I would never do it
but Baseball is the passionate sport… and this embodies all my personal displeasure for the Mariners.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I have a friend
who is a heavy spitter. It makes me want to throw up.
And I would like to spit on some teams as well.
by Jordan_Ming on May 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Its insanely gross.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I know
Wait, we’re talking about heavy people, right?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Musturd*
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
You are gross
I never do.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
I was ready to leave if the game didn't end in the 13th
ALMOST started walking out when Jerry came up with two outs.
Never again.
LOL
They have Pooholes and Hollliday and we won with Eckstein and Hairston.
hehehehehehehehehehe.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions
from el birdos
maybe bench matt and albert for a few days
give them a "mental break"
Leave it to the Cardinals…
to turn Jerry fucking Hairston into a power hitter at Petco Park.
We just gave up…
Mujica threw two perfect frames
Jerry Hairston 2
STL Cardinals 0
“what is it with this beard thing, is this a fraternity type deal with all the relievers having beards?”
damn petco
"I post like canned meat."
by Hormel on May 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly they were unaware of the Padres during the late 90's early 00's.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
MLB.TV
Ruined the end of the game for me.
I went to the library to do homework, came back, took a nap, and went to get food, and by the time I was done, the game was still not over. So I thought, “Oh good! I can watch from the beginning! I’ll just avoid twitter and such until I finish watching the game.” I get to the top of the 2nd when all of a sudden, it freezes and sends me to 13th. And it wasn’t even to see the ball leave the yard. It was to hear Dick say “Padres win blah blah blah” cut to black.
MLB.TV is going to hear about this in the morning.
/rant
WOOOO! PADRES WIN! EFF YOU POOHOLES!
Damn your eyes!
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Dodgers fans keep repeating to themselves.
“It won’t last…it won’t last…it won’t last…”
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT reply actions
We need to... I dunno... beat those bastards.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
Doggy?
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
Cardinals absolutely hate Jerry.
A lot of it stems from his time with the Reds, I believe, where he murdered them.
It’s much like the hate Giants fans have towards Eckstein.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 27, 2010 12:38 AM PDT reply actions
What about Scott?
"Lies they are awesome music with an awesome name. Cheers to Heath Bell for having good taste." -Ketchup
Our hate for Poo Holes
Stems from the time he brutally assaulted Chris Young and Josh Bard
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
And he took a swing a Gary Bennett back in 03
After Adam Eaton hit him with a curveball that he thought was on purpose.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
and he was a total asshat when I met him
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
by eastbaysd on May 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he was a doosh to Venable
last season.
by Jordan_Ming on May 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why he's the official spokesdouch
I’m not sure I’ll tire of posting this image any time we play the Cards
by creanium on May 27, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and against the cardinals...
We have exorcised this demon that has haunted us for a decade (or perhaps more).
When did the Cardinals start beating us in the playoffs… every year? 1996 or not until the 2000’s?
not every year
swept us in 96
didn’t face them in 98
swept us in 05
padres won one game in 06
by kevintheoman on May 27, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I am exahusted....
These last two games have been f**king draining. And I don’t mean the “I’ve been doing yard work, dealing with the kids and my damn wife all weekend” drained….I’m talking about the “I’ve been up all night drinking champagne and playing with my two new roommates – Scarlett Johansson & Kate Beckinsale” kind of exhausted.
I’m tired…but I have no complaints.
Something comforting: if we only go .500 the rest of the way we win 86 games.
Okay…I need to check the GLB Wiki and see if “Maybe you, Jerry” has been added yet.
"It's disheartening to watch what has happened there."
by Drama on May 27, 2010 6:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Do you EVER learn?
“Roses for when I f**k up.”
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
That needs to make the wiki too.
I’m hoping she’ll be cool with Kate and Scarlett…I mean, she does have Efren.
"It's disheartening to watch what has happened there."
I love Scarlett Johansson
and Kate Beckinsale is acceptable.
Don’t forget, I also have Rob.
I need new pants.
said the self-loathing senator.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
New information has come to light.....
In the wake of this new information and after carefully re-examining the facts….I can only conclude that previous comments made by me were only made without a full review of said facts and I did, in fact, make an error in judgment. For this I can only apologize and give my word that it will not happen again.
"It's disheartening to watch what has happened there."
Hi...
Just wanted to say hello.
Was at the game last night with my mom in law, we left after the 11th (she’s not a big fan of Mr. Bell at the moment).
Good game, am going again with work, hopefully we can get the sweep and I will be drunk enough so the hideous throwback uniforms don’t affect me too much.
And, as I grew up watching cricket, where games last five days and then are a draw, baseball is fast moving ;)
We tend to make 25-30 games a year, sat in the Premier Club E or G (at the back with MIL in a wheelchair).
Chris
throwbacks arn't hideous
your opinions are whats hideous.
by kevintheoman on May 27, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Bite me
As I believe you Americans say ;)
The throwups aren’t boring, I guess that is a difference to the current uniform
by EnglishChris on May 27, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
wtf
apparently if i put text between greater than and less than symbols it disappears. oh well, never mind.
by kevintheoman on May 27, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Today's game was a throwup game
It was kinda lame.
Very un-Padrelike.
But they got to lose once in awhile. But thats it.
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
I love the throwups
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the current uniforms and the 84's
Also, the camo ones are the best.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
The 2000-2003 uniforms were the worst
Especially the gray away uniforms, blech.
The striped 1991-2000 are a close second for me.
Far and away, the worst
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
If any uniform is ugly, it's the one we're wearing right now
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on May 27, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey you haven't met me...
So how come you accurately described me :(
How long to game time?
by EnglishChris on May 27, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FYI for Saturday's game
Reports of a sell-out are highly overrated. I picked up a ticket in left field early this morning.
when you beat up that nice elderly woman...
so mean… and after you wrote up that nice post about japanese baseball…
I am so savoring these victories!
This means i get to really taunt my new center fielder, who was talking smack on Tuesday about this series. Maybe I’ll make him wear a Padres hat in our next game.
Ohhh! How come nothing is ever boobs or ice cream? - Homer Simpson
The May beards are working
twitter.com/matthewverygood
by matthewverygood on May 27, 2010 9:30 AM PDT reply actions
actually... I am going to take credit for the winning streak..
my
“let’s go padres!
Beat the Dodgers!
And the ‘team X’!”
is currently undefeated.
This scientific experiment has been performed a total of four times. By science standards, that is totally publishable…
by Zen Blade on May 27, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
still happy in the pants
priapism, i think its called
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
I'm never going to complain that TGJr is in the line up again.
Though he still can’t hit worth a crap.
Gaslamp Ball Game OT: "Makes you happy in the pants"
MLB Network: "Keep believing!"
Heat: "Uhh, no. We know."
Is it just me?
Or, do I get the sense that Bud’s post game interviews are the most awkward parts of any game?
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
tha f*ck?
Trevor leaves town and everyone forgets protocol?
It’s water pipe.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Do not disparage the Manager of the Year (so far)
But yes, they are…
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on May 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
some blame needs to be placed on the interviewer
I mean, they ask either boring questions, or questions that have a canned answer or things that he has no idea about.
Like “Bud, what do you think about Heath Blowing the game..”
is not going to lead to "Heath needs to put down the cookies and pitch like a professional. His Performance was UNACCEPTABLE. We are going to deal with him internally, but BELIEVE ME, its going to be painful and humiliating. We may even have Greg Maddux piss on him just to prove a point "
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
I miss the 3-5 weeks at the beginning of the season he would pitch like he used to...
I do not miss the 6-20 weeks of 5.00 ERA 1.5 WHIP afterwards.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
And the fielder.
Even Maddux wouldn’t have f**ked up that ball to center in the 9th last night.
"It's disheartening to watch what has happened there."
He's on pace to be the Manger of the Year
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Doyers-Cubbies
was on MLB network. Watched it, great game with a fantastic result.
by Jonathan Holmes on May 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
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