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    "I think Durango could be very intriguing (he fits the mold of playing Petco to an advantage) even if its ALL bunts."

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    Cuck, Fardinals

    I am fine with them sweeping us, just as long no one goes on the DL for the rest of the season

    "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

    by Ron Mexico on May 24, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

    CY is already on the DL

    and we don’t have Michael Barret anymore, so I don’t think there’s any reason to think the Cardinals will land us on the DL.

    =SD=

    by Mad_Villain on May 24, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Pujols nailed Bard, not Barret.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Barret nailed himself IIRC

    Embarass the organization...VEGEMITE!!! ~Bud Black

    by icaughthundleys#4 on May 24, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

    It was said at the time

    For that to happen, it has to be a bad pitch, and an even worse swing.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    He didn't hit himself in the face

    Like Barrett did.

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

    side effect of douchitude

    "I suggest more bike" ~KSK

    www.throughbucknerslegs.com

    by justdave on May 24, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

    When I read that word, I instantly heard Glenn Danzig singing it.

    “Douchitude; what you got, Barrett, douchitude. Can’t believe how you broke your face; you got some douchitude”

    www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
    "jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

    by TheThinGwynn on May 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

    All Misfits references require instant Rec

    Avenging Jack Murphy

    "Shut the fuck up Donnie, you're out of your element!" ~Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski

    by AIChief on May 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    nice

    "I suggest more bike" ~KSK

    www.throughbucknerslegs.com

    by justdave on May 24, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I demand the dignity and honor we deserve!

    NOT this disgrace of a power rankings!
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/powerrankings

    WE MUST BEAT THE CARDINALS INTO A BLOODY RED PASTE! IT IS OUR ONLY CHANCE!!!
    GIVE US VICTORY, AND GIVE US DEATH (of the dodgers)!

    man, espn just doesn’t want to throw us any love.

    by Zen Blade on May 24, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

    that's fine

    I like to under the radar

    in first place

    "I post like canned meat."

    by Hormel on May 24, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

    first place like a FOX

    "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

    by Ron Mexico on May 24, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Seems fair.

    LA and us are a game apart and they’re streaking without a few of their best players. They’re also 4-1 against us.

    I didn’t understand the one a few days ago that had the Giants above us…I think it was an SBNation one.

    =SD=

    by Mad_Villain on May 24, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Do you realize that 2000 season Eric Owens

    Would be like an offensive beast on this team… and is about where Chase Headly is projecting to be at this rate? lol… Chase needs to flash some power ASAP.

    "This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox

    by MrDanielX on May 24, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

    Eric Owens took a dump

    and named it Eric Byrnes.

    =SD=

    by Mad_Villain on May 24, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

    Went on Sat and Sun. 2-0 on the season

    and despite having almost passed out or vomited several times, due to the fact that everybody at Safeco feels the need to order the garlic fries, I enjoyed the experience.

    by The Kipper on May 24, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

    You got a problem with garlic?

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

    I'll get my stake.

    [sharpening noises]

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

    You're so 20th century

    Don’t you know vampires can be our friends now?

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

    Not MY friends, god damn it.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

    all this sexy vampire crap

    society at large is blind to the fact that this is propaganda. VAMPIRES ARE FROM HELL.

    by Dex on May 24, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Agreed.

    Though this is just a smoke-screen to distract us from the fact that the zombie apocalypse is approaching.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Forget them.

    The world’s well-prepared for a zombpocalypse by now. Plus, zombies are never going to start a literal blood bank.

    Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
    Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

    by Axion on May 24, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I doubt strongly that you're ready for the zombie war.

    Do you have food and water stores for several years? A healthy supply of firearms and ammunition? Machetes for each member of your family? An easily defensible hideout? A way to travel if all the gas stations run dry?

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wait

    I have to chop up each member of my family with different machetes? How does that makes sense?

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    No, no.

    The machetes are for them to chop up zombies, not the other way around.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well then

    What do I use to chop up my family? Damn, this is confusing. I’m so not prepared.

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    You can chop them up

    AFTER they become zombies, but not before.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, duh

    I’m not an idiot.

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Nah.

    Go for the preemptive strike, I say.

    www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
    "jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

    by TheThinGwynn on May 24, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I thought firearms and tactical nuclear strikes

    were always the best way to deal with zombies… or at least the modern zombie as seen in such recent remakes as “dawn of the dead”.

    by Zen Blade on May 24, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Firearms are all well and good

    so long as you use headshots and have enough ammo. You can never have enough ammo.

    I suppose a nuke would work, because it would destroy the heads, but it seems excessive and would destroy the land as well as the zombies.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    this conversation just made me come up with a great movie premise

    Zombie War happens and the local authorities and military are busy protecting major metropolitan areas. Who’s left to protect small town America? Well, in one town, that task falls to the local minor league baseball team and area little leaguers after they discover that zombies are especially vulnerable to having their heads knocked off with baseball bats.

    Call it Day Game of the Living Dead.

    by Dex on May 24, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Exactly.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Already read it,

    and took copious notes.

    Unfortunately, at present I don’t have the funds necessary to make a first rate survival stash/plan.

    I’ll have to get by on my wits alone for at least a while.

    by SDzeke on May 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Like Dungeons and Dragons

    meets the Majors and some of the zombies are actually old baseball players like Jack Clark, who get their heads batted off, for actin’ the fool.

    This may be a great video game too, Dex. Don’t sell off the rights to this w/o exploring all the angles.

    by The Kipper on May 24, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Well, the major metropolitan areas are screwed.

    As are most of the authorities, who are woefully unprepared. It’s definitely going to come down to the local baseball teams to protect their towns.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Just be careful you don't let the little leaguers become zombies.

    Little zombies are a bitch to get rid of.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I feel the need to point you in the direction of WWZ

    world war Z
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_war_z

    It’s related to Mad Villain’s post.
    I think they are trying to make a movie… however, I think it needs to be taken with some rather large grains of salt. Hand to hand combat with Zombies is ALWAYS foolish.

    Reason: You get tired. The zombies don’t. If you’ve ever tried swinging a sword or a baseball bat, you can only do so for so long before your arms are sore as hell.

    by Zen Blade on May 24, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Too true, Zen.

    Dex might be asking a lot of us to suspend disbelief in order to believe that one small group of survivors could fight off incalculable zombie hordes with brute force alone.

    Though, this would be a movie so there could be a deus ex machina.

    Dex, I suggest something along the lines of the team/little leaguers finding an abandoned warehouse full of HGH and other PEDs.

    by SDzeke on May 24, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

    The will use the ultimate Zombie weapon: Anti-brains

    This is brain matter collected from radio talk show hosts.

    by field39 on May 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

    Hacksaw must have a monopoly.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

    That was the original ending for Mars Attacks.

    Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
    Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

    by Axion on May 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Read it.

    And very true. It’s always preferable to fight at a distance to reduce the risk of infection, but unfortunately it’s often unavoidable.

    The best laid plans, etc.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Consider the source, fellas.

    www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
    "jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

    by TheThinGwynn on May 24, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

    aw twilight

    more than a movie about pedophiles, but also a 16 year old girls choice between necrophiliac and bestiality.

    "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

    by Ron Mexico on May 24, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

    off day discussions about vampires suck

    "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

    by Ron Mexico on May 24, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

    yes, very clearly

    Although, he may be a reverse vampire. I think that is a viable explanation.

    by Zen Blade on May 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

    This is either a well chosen verb ("suck")

    Or a poorly chosen one.

    I can’t tell.

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

    And zombies.

    Don’t forget the zombies.

    "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
    Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.

    by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Why is it only Vampires and Zombies

    Where is the Werewolf love?

    "I'm looking into getting my Bartender's License." ~Alan -The Hangover

    by icaughthundleys#4 on May 24, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

    I got nothing

    They are just hairy and dirty and stinky.

    "Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"

    by eastbaysd on May 24, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

    you have experience with werewolves?

    i’ve never smelled one

    "I'm looking into getting my Bartender's License." ~Alan -The Hangover

    by icaughthundleys#4 on May 24, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I had one once.

    Or a reasonable facsimile.

    "Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"

    by eastbaysd on May 24, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

    Wonko?

    Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
    Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
    it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

    by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I am not a possession.

    It sounds like she had one as a pet.

    No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

    Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

    by Wonko on May 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

    more like a lover of this

    "You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license." Alan -The Hangover

    by icaughthundleys#4 on May 24, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

    I can haz Padre beisbols today?

    Non? I have a clamoring for it. Harder to lose my skirtf on the fanf without it.

    Vampires and Zombies it is in my GLB.

    Off-days suck.
    I feel like the un-dead during them.

    "Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"

    by eastbaysd on May 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

    New Everth Cabrera video game. Objective: Collect red keys to open door to locker room bathroom and snack bar.

    When I was younger we used to just break into the snack bar at RBV. Take some rips from my friends gb and then go rob Dave Roberts’ alma mater of ButterFingers by the case.

    "If guys wanna complain about playing here they better check themselves and leave" - Nick Hundley.

    by Natrone Bomb on May 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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