May Beards = Padre Wins. True Story.
by Drama on May 14, 2010 9:36 AM PDT
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It's May 14th and our boys have just completed the greatest sweep of a division rival in years. So...I think it's a good time to check in on those May Beards in The GLB. Don't be shy about posting a picture just because you're not as classically or ruggedly handsome as someone such as myself. It's a curse...really.
“Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped rooting for losers with huge payrolls, he could have a May beard like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a ballpark with the man your man could have a May beard like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to the Padres inside. Look again, the tickets are now Padre tickets to the World Series. Anything is possible when your man has a May beard and roots for the best baseball team in the National League. I'm wearing a Padres throwback t-shirt.”
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I am filipino, we’re not bred to have such beards
by Ilikecheeserolls on May 14, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
At first I wanted to hate on your picture...
But then I read your Old Spice commercial and laughed. Well done.
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=SD=
Totally agree
Can’t beat those Old Spice Commercials. The one with Terry Crews isthe best
by Ilikecheeserolls on May 14, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I LOVES those wicked good Old Spice Commercials
The ads with Scott Bailey from last year as well.
holy schmokes. hotness.
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
I need another day
You’ll get a look tomorrow
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by matthewverygood on May 14, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions
This was from 5/3...three days worth...unfortunately I needed to groom recently to make an appearance in court for Drama.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 14, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I had to shave...
I have interviews so I can stop being self employed. Plus… I probably would have suffocated bye now.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
This is NOT a good thread.
A lot of us are married, and will get beaten into a corner with a rolled up newspaper if we don’t shave.
Those are some uptight wives
That can’t live with one month of beardedness.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I've shaved at least half a dozen times in May (including last night)
There is no beard.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
When I get married,
the May beard will be a requirement.
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
Why are you wearing an Oakland A's shirt?
You aren’t even a Padres fan, are you???
Thank you for waving at me.
by Winfield's Ghost on May 14, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this is honestly two weeks of growth
I have yet to become a man
by recorddigger on May 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I had to shave two days ago
because of a job interview. And a few days before that I tried the whole shaving SD into my legs thing, and it didn’t work out too well anyway. I showed my roommate and she said “Wow, you’re blind, you missed like, huge patches…” So, Jordan fail…
I would imagine your legs would have to be SUPER HAIRY in order for that to work anyway. I dated a guy once who might have been able to do it!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on May 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
back in the day, 3 recs meant something.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Joe lies when he cries.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 23, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just scruff, but I look pretty damn dignified
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by matthewverygood on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Nice work, gentlemen.
"It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." - Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
It's not much but I'm trying.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Apparently
the Doyers have found a way to overcome the power of the May beard. Grow faster, boys!
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
It's because the ladies aren't doing their part!
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 16, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it obvious?
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah,
I’m sure Wonko wouldn’t mind some stubble-rash for the cause.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm doing my part by supporting you guys. =]
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
Was someone using the upstairs bathroom?
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
by jodes0405 on May 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
whats up with all the vanity shots on here?
Beards are suppose to be badass, come on guys.
"There are two great tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants; the other is getting it."
"I like to consider the padres' team as a microcosm, or symbolic representation of my daily endeavor towards inner salvation." — Mysterious Cloaked Padre Fan
Where the hell's your badass beard?
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 19, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Also,
I’m not gonna come on guys.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 19, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
vanity?
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on May 19, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too.
We’re pretty.
"I've got great references. Ask Drama."
by Drama on May 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're so pretty, oh so pretty
…vacant
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 19, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Since we're only .500 in May to this point, I'm shaving everything but the chinpiece to get our mojo proper.
If that doesn’t work, soulpatch, here we come!
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
See what I did there?
WON THE DAMN GAME.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 20, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
smokin bowls feels weird lol
"You got the Hula channel?"
by CurbEnthusiasm on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
sucks to be you, young man
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 20, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
greens
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on May 22, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eff it
I’m growing one.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
Beard down
We’re under .500 for the magical month.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
They'll come through in the clutch
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
So far
beardless is 1-0. The woman put up with it long enough and she says she’s glad it’s gone now.
plus… think I plugged up the sink drain with all them face pubes, too
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
The woman?!?!
If she has a problem with you clogging up the sink, your mom should just get a bathroom built in the basement.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on May 23, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it either
There’s a perfectly good sink in the kitchen.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
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