It's May 14th and our boys have just completed the greatest sweep of a division rival in years. So...I think it's a good time to check in on those May Beards in The GLB. Don't be shy about posting a picture just because you're not as classically or ruggedly handsome as someone such as myself. It's a curse...really.
“Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped rooting for losers with huge payrolls, he could have a May beard like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a ballpark with the man your man could have a May beard like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to the Padres inside. Look again, the tickets are now Padre tickets to the World Series. Anything is possible when your man has a May beard and roots for the best baseball team in the National League. I'm wearing a Padres throwback t-shirt.”