Here's an original joke
by jbox on May 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT
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Yikes.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
Bolts From The Blue - Heavy with the facts, slightly less heavy with the opinions.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions
IJALA
(I just actually laughed audibly)
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by TheThinGwynn on May 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Reminds me of this
3 tomatoes are walking down the street, papa tomato, mama tomato, and little baby tomato. Baby starts lagging behind. Papa gets angry, goes over to the baby, and squishes him…and says, ’Ketchup.
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
So the Papa tomato murders his son?
I just want to get paid to draw naked girls, is that so much to ask?
by tonoxtono on May 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pulp Fiction
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by matthewverygood on May 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
@MLB retweeted this
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by matthewverygood on May 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
Wow...this is what we get on off days
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Embarass the organization...VEGEMITE!!! ~Bud Black
by icaughthundleys#4 on May 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Best joke evar
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
I'm on to you Brian Giles
"I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax."
Dustin Pedroia
by CurbEnthusiasm on May 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think so.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
here's another:
Two peanuts are walking down the street,
ones a-salted.
"There are two great tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants; the other is getting it."
"I like to consider the padres' team as a microcosm, or symbolic representation of my daily endeavor towards inner salvation." — Mysterious Cloaked Padre Fan
and another
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
"I post like canned meat."
keepin it going
What did one penny say to the other?
Lets get together and make some cents.
Embarass the organization...VEGEMITE!!! ~Bud Black
by icaughthundleys#4 on May 11, 2010 8:13 AM PDT reply actions
What did the locker say to the fist?
This is about Khalil, isn’t it?
Man, I am so terrible at this.
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by TheThinGwynn on May 11, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
A guy walks into a bar
he is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family
by LJbumfool on May 11, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
A guy walks into a bar
and it hurt.
Embarass the organization...VEGEMITE!!! ~Bud Black
by icaughthundleys#4 on May 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
no no no...it goes like this
2 guys are walking down the street
1 walks into a bar
the other one ducks
or
a Guatemalan walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
The bartender says “where did you get him?”
The parrot says “in Guatemala, they’re everywhere…”
"I post like canned meat."
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
plunks it on the bar, and says, “I’ll take a beer, and one for the road.”
The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.
If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.
by StrangeBroP25 on May 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
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