It's May 1. You know what that means here at Gaslamp Ball. We grow beards. Why? Because the Padres do well in May and our facial hair helps with that. Duh!
Here's the guidelines that I abide by, but you can do whatever. Just grow something. Maybe you'll like it.
That's it. Now put down that razor and let's crush it in May. Pass the Dos Equis, please.
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