Gaslamp Ball Dream Diary
by jbox on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 AM PDT
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PrintIf you know me, you know there are two things I hate hearing about: dreams and fantasy teams. I obviously don't mind boring others though. Fortunately for you I don't play in any fantasy leagues, but oh how I dream.
I haven't had a Padres dream in quite some time, but last night I had two!
- There I was parked at Horton Plaza for the Padres game, preparing for the long walk to Petco Park. While standing on the corner with Dex and a few Asian girls waiting for the cross walk Mat Latos rolls up in an restored '57 Chevy with white interior and bench seats. For some reason he has suicide doors and opens them and offers to give the Asian girls a ride to the ballpark and leaves Dex and I standing on the corner... afraid and alone.
- The Padres installed a ticket buying kiosk on the the third baseline near the visitor's dugout. I'm working the touch screen answering a ton of ticket questions. Thirty people behind me are waiting impatiently. Just when I'm about to run my credit card through, two Pad Squad girls literally push me out of the way and take my tickets and leave me to start over again. The line of people were not happy with me and I was not happy with the Pad Squad.
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I love dreams
but hate it when I wake up and slowly begin to forget them and want to go back.
"This team looks dangerous, like a convict with a temper, nothing to lose and a switch blade." -jbox
If someone were to analyze these dreams, they would probably say that jbox is a little sexually frustrated these days. Either that, or somebody has been stealing from him (Latos steals his ladies, ladies steal his tix).
I miss the John Moores dreams. They would make more sense with the beard and long hair.
"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22
I say, jbox is a closet misogynist
He was probably glad Latos took the annoying girls from him. And what he doesn’t tell us, is that later in the dream, he chased the pad squad girls down and beat them up, and he enjoyed it all.
Ha!
I was going to say the second one sure sounds like a bad dream but the first. Closer to his fantasy.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
he said asian girls
not annoying girls.
i mean most often groups of girls are annoying in general.
i’m not annoying and i’m asian…right jbox?!?!
haha
by crazy_charisma on Apr 20, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's more about anxiety
It’s been a nice start, but are the best players still going to leave the Friars (Dex and jbox) to have fun with another team (some asian girls)? There’s a fair bit of anticipation followed by disappointment in the dreams, of course they’re hopefully very very wrong!
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I had a fairly improbably Padres dream last night
Tie game, bottom of the tenth… David Eckstein hits one out and the Padres win.
Ridiculous, I know.
I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.
by Johnny UT on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Brilliant.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
jbox, when's the last time you ordered food from a Jack-in-the-Box kiosk?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
Were you rushed? Experienced technical difficulites?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Makes me think of Idiocracy
and your BIG @$$ FRIES!
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
by thenerdhater on Apr 20, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re f****d up. Ah, you talk like a f**, and your s**t’s all retarded.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Apr 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dreams
Having two dreams in one night is a sure sign of dream backup. It’s natures way of telling you you need to dream more
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
Jodes0405 had a Padres dream, but she won't tell it
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Apr 20, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't a Padres dream.
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
i'm listening....
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
OMG IT WASN"T EVEN THAT GREAT.
Here it goes…
Me, Ax, Matto, soulSD, and padres_chica (not on GLB, but on twitter) were being chased through an apple orchard by some unknown pursuer. We ended up all getting into a car together and driving off into the distance. I don’t know for sure if we escaped, but i think we did. It was thrilling.
I didn’t think that was worthy of a dream diary, therefore i didn’t post it.
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
Unknown pursuer = 'tec
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, GLB dream
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Apr 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I'm intigued.
You can tell us. We’re all friends here. jodes, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of Gaslamp Ball as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
That sounds like the sign outside the flirt lair
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
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