On Sunday September 23, 2007 The Great Black Hole of Suck appeared in Petco park. Milton Bradley inadvertently crossed the event horizon and brought the Padres with him. The physics of suck immediately took over and Milton stepped on Cameron's hand, ending his season. This was quickly followed by: Milton's meltdown, Gwynn's triple, Game 163, The Divorce...

Yes it is true. The entire Padre organization exists inside of The Great Black Hole Suck and knows only the physics of suck. While the organization has fought valiantly to avoid the singularity there is no escape. The only hope is to hope is to dive into the singularity, embrace The Suck and come out on the other side. Everyone from Jeff Moorad to the kids who sneak in for free, we must all embrace The Suck. It is our only hope.