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You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

The_show_i_believe_tiny by jodes0405 on

I had a dream last night that I made this fanpost. So I woke up this morning and saw that as a sign that I should post this. Now, I'm a relative newbie over here so you guys are gonna have to help me out.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GASLAMP BALLER IF...

Star-divide

 

  • you have dreams about Gaslamp Ball.
  • you think green is the most flattering color.
  • you secretly judge the people in your life on a scale from zero to TG.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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Awesome, rec'd.

I’ve always got a few in mind.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 11, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

thigh?

I kinda always assumed I was looking at an arm… weird.

by Johnny UT on Mar 4, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Honest mistake...

It’s about the size of a normal sized man’s arm.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’ve been in a nerdwar about Jake Peavy.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2010 4:43 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you drink mojitos in the late innings.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 4, 2010 4:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

nice

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 9, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

NICE

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 4, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’re on your way home from the game and can’t wait to read the OT.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 4, 2010 4:54 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’ve exclaimed “Experience It!” while doing jazz hands.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

Tom Garfinkel has fixed your little red wagon.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 4, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you don’t believe any rumors until Darren Smith has confirmed them.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 4, 2010 4:58 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you have discerning taste in baseball blogs.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 4, 2010 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You just posted in this thread.

"Never have a motto, that's what I always say" - Me

by padmadfan on Mar 4, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You walk around during the day wondering if there really is a “jbox”.

by goldfyngor on Mar 4, 2010 5:30 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You have TWSS copied to your clipboard for quick pasting.

by goldfyngor on Mar 4, 2010 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

You know your a Gaslamp Baller if....

You mention Chrissy Russo in every discussion.

by strummer on Mar 4, 2010 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You are always looking for pics online to convey your point.

by goldfyngor on Mar 4, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

… something, something… breakfast?

I haven’t been here long.

by Johnny UT on Mar 4, 2010 5:42 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

in the offseason you wait for jbox’s “Around the Mission” segment for Chrissy.

by AirmanSD on Mar 4, 2010 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Green.

"I aim to misbehave." - Mal Reynolds

by Zach (maestro876) on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you know who Jeffrey Jay Gowan is.

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Mar 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Good point.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 8, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’ve stayed late at the office because the east coast Open Thread is still going on and you don’t wanna miss any witty comments.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 4, 2010 8:14 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Or

You’ve been late to work the next day because the thread ran for 2 hours post-game. And you live on EST.

Viva la hysteria!

by Demoira on Mar 6, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

I've done that a few times!

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You get angry at people who wear the SD logo and not know where that logo came from

by Ilikecheeserolls on Mar 4, 2010 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you wonder how much work would be involved to remove a #6 from top of a center field batter’s eye.

SD Chicken for GM

by Section 135 on Mar 4, 2010 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

I do this.

"I aim to misbehave." - Mal Reynolds

by Zach (maestro876) on Mar 4, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hahah i definitely still do this as well

well done

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 4, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought everyone did this.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Mar 5, 2010 4:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that's exactly what I said

hitting a bowl when I was 12.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

or

hitting a bowl everytime you get greeenz

by mofle619 on Mar 5, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

if you type EVAR instead of EVER accidentally in your work/homework

by mofle619 on Mar 4, 2010 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you shovel his driveway and your skirt ends up on the fanf.

by eastbaysd on Mar 4, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

You constantly wonder where the heck Wiggins is...

and what is his opinion of all the fancy new yogurt shops…

by Erica in the LGC on Mar 4, 2010 10:36 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

That is so true

the train has left the station video turned me into a Kate Perry fan. I’m not sure I should be thankful to Gaslamp Ball for that one

by sixpakfrombelgium on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The Lawd!

That was my first time actually saying it. It felt good.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

that quote will be forever tied to Heath Bell for me.

when i’m old and grey and i hear someone make that quote i will scream out “THE LAWD!!” and everyone will look at me like i’m a lunatic, and i will smile. and it will be good.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

"I aim to misbehave." - Mal Reynolds

by Zach (maestro876) on Mar 5, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a GLBer

if you don’t mind what else GLB stand for

and you know the first spring training game is tomorrow (or was that today?)

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a baseball; inside of a dog, it is very dark.
--Groucho Marx.

by planetjeffy on Mar 4, 2010 11:09 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

You know you're a GLBer when

you visit other SBNation blogs and don’t understand why no other community seems to Rec good comments.

by 'Eaters on Mar 5, 2010 12:06 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

Le Sigh

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on Mar 5, 2010 4:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you see people at a game wearing a Gaslamp Ball t-shirt and you think about approaching them to say hi but you get all weirded out and feel like a creep so you avoid eye contact and quickly walk away

by Kozak on Mar 5, 2010 12:22 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

you know you're a gaslamp baller if....

You passionately hate Jayson Werth, and aren’t really sure why….

by pjbno4 on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 AM PST reply actions  

Oh I totally know why!!

And the funny thing is…I hated him BEFORE I came here. GLB has just reinforced the loathing.

by Christina on Mar 9, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

Drama’s new avatar makes you queasy even though you can’t quite make it out, yet you can’t help but click on it to see what it is.

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Mar 5, 2010 8:30 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

guilty

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 5, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you think “TWSS” is the greatest thing to ever happen to comedy.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’ve refreshed your homepage more than a dozen times to see if your fanpost has been upgraded to the main page.

I'm tired of next year. Win now!

by wishfulthinking on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

wishfulthinking indeed!

Can’t say I haven’t done the same.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Done.

SUCCESSSS.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 5, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’re upset when the homepage doesn’t show Chrissy Russo

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 5, 2010 10:17 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

Uncommon Sportsman is in your “My Blogs” dropdown but you rarely read it.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 10:31 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

if by rarely you mean never

then count me in!!

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 5, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are missing out

Ax and Mr. Box are doing some bang-up work over there with their reality show recaps.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Mar 6, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you know you have better than 20/100 vision

because he DIDN’T!!!

I realized that I just got a really angry face just thinking about that. Urgh.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

if you repeatedly watch, in slow motion, three seconds of a guy waving his arms by the Tony Gwynn statue just to know what Mr. box looks like.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 5, 2010 11:23 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

You’ve tried a Jalepeno Handshake at the ballpark.

by whithd3 on Mar 5, 2010 12:28 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Actually

You know you’re a Gaslamp Baller if you’ve tried a Jalepeno Handshake somewhere other than the ballpark.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Mar 5, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Verde!

I just tried it, just to say I had.
Not very good, wasn’t really bad.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you grow a beard once a year, in May.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 5, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

greened

I was just looking forward to this last week.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 6, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

“the Hall’s a joke until they let Joey Cora in, anyways.”

Yup, I'm the nut who believes Mark Loretta is a possible future Hall of Famer.

by StrangeBroP25 on Mar 5, 2010 11:18 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Nice callback; rec'd

Not even gonna lie; I became a Lincecum lover last week when an interviewer asked him about growing up a Mariners fan and he said “Cora was awesome.”

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I am conflicted over this

I’m not sure how to handle it. Don’t make me make choices like this, alright?

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Mar 6, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if ..

if you call out the front office on a message board, then backtrack faster than a politician, the minute one of front office members calls you on it.

552

by wrveres on Mar 6, 2010 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

see: Garfinkel fixing your little red wagon

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 6, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you’re on wiggins4ever’s list

I'm hung up on gravity

by CurbEnthusiasm on Mar 6, 2010 11:15 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

I'm not on it

but TheThirdGiles and TheThirdGonzalez are.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Does this have the most green comments of anything ever?

I want stats!

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

It's gotta be

at least the highest percentage of green comments vs. other comments. No stats available though.

by jbox on Mar 6, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I always forget

If I want stats, go to Ducksnorts.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

haha forgot about that one

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 6, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

…you’ve ever wanted to kill Jonny Dub for ruining a no-hitter.

by Drama on Mar 6, 2010 3:16 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

Oooh. That takes me back.

Dude would derive sick pleasure from it.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to worrry this year

I don’t think there will be an opportunity after more than 3 innings this year!

by Jonny Dub on Mar 8, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

You’ve looked back over this thread and rec’d comments you didn’t rec before because they have two now and it’d be a shame for them to feel left out of the green parade.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

Not even gonna lie;

I am ripped, son.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

I was on my way. Now, somehow, I’m hanging out outside a Banana Republic dressing room.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Mar 6, 2010 4:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

Aw maaaaaan!

I got pity red’d!

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 6, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I just forget to rec stuff sometimes

and periodically have to police myself.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!!

Ahh…the good ol’ days!!

by Christina on Mar 9, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Non-pity rec!

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 6, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

you tell the bartender in Orlando that you want the whole f_ckin’ lime in the bottle.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Mar 6, 2010 4:39 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

constantly refresh waiting for the ot

I'm hung up on gravity

by CurbEnthusiasm on Mar 6, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Mar 6, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That's reason alone

is why they’ve got to build that new Chargers stadium next to Petco!

by Jonny Dub on Mar 8, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you are a Gaslamp Baller if...

You’ve broken up and made up with the blog at least once. Preferably publicly.

Viva la hysteria!

by Demoira on Mar 6, 2010 8:11 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

you know youre a gaslamp baller if

you took a picture on your phone the first time your comment turned green

cash rules everything around me CREAM get tha money dolla dolla bill yaaaaallll

by staceyaugmon4HOF on Mar 8, 2010 2:26 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

You know you're a NEW Gaslamp Baller if...

your first green comment occurred on THIS VERY POST!

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Mar 8, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

haha awesome!

…or used vicodin in the place of olives in ur martini?

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 9, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that is for medical reasons.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Mar 10, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you know you're a gaslampballer if

You know who Uncle Barry is and cannot refer to him as anything but that.

by Christina on Mar 9, 2010 4:19 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

you know you're a gaslampballer if

You randomly say/think/write “le sigh”.

by Christina on Mar 9, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions   4 recs

you know you're a gaslampballer if

you have nightmares about Dex’s vlogs.

by Christina on Mar 9, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Hey...

look at all these 2 rec’d comments looking for some love. C’mon GLBers.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a baseball; inside of a dog, it is very dark.
--Groucho Marx.

by planetjeffy on Mar 9, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslpamp Baller if

You told Dave to stay in his truck.

by eastbaysd on Mar 9, 2010 8:41 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

hahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahah

how did i forget about that?

i was gonna buy a new one before the season too, but decided to move instead. ahh poor padres. one more season of the ranger curse.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

son of a...

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

you know you're a gaslampballer if...

you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Milton Bradley

<3 swoooooooon

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Mar 11, 2010 9:29 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

any time you hear the words “You’re wrong!”, you envision them typed out with Wonko’s signature beneath them.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 1:09 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

small addendum

or you envision his avatar.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 11, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

moving love Pictures, Images and Photos

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 11, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you periodically re-read the threads from Game 163 and spiral back into a deep depression.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 11:54 PM PST reply actions  

Dangerous

and masochistic, man.

Viva la hysteria!

by Demoira on Mar 12, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you often inquire about a fresca.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 12, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

You know you're a Gaslamp Baller if...

you think that’s Donovan McNabb.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Thanks for volunteering.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's that Top-Ten Fanposts Fanpost coming along?

I think it should include itself because it’s gonna be badass.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 16, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I thought Drama was going to do it. I’ll do it Thursday if not because I have the afternoon off.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 17, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

actions: Rec

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Mar 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I nearly died that night

I just want to get paid to draw naked girls, is that so much to ask?

by tonoxtono on Mar 17, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you're an OLD SCHOOL Gaslamp Baller if...

You’ve ever seen a post written by Kev within a week of when he wrote it.
You knew us from Padres Fans Since ‘76.
You still have a lingering crush on Adam Hyzdu.
You’ve been to a Gaslamp Ball Pizza Feed that had actual pizza at it.
You’ve “participated” an Open Thread by refreshing your browser to watch Dex, JBox and Anonymous Hero talk to themselves for 43 comments.

by Dex on Mar 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Guilty of all but the second

I’m trying to remember when I joined….05?…06? At least by 06. What year were the Uncle Barry sweepstakes?

by Christina on Mar 17, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW that was you!

Back in ‘05-’06, jbox and I would be on the phone while also on the open thread going, “it says there are at least 3 other people in this open thread. Why won’t they comment!? Keep writing to let them know we’re there!”

by Dex on Mar 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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