Before golfing this morning I went to breakfast with my Uncle and Dad. Ever been to The Pancake House in El Cajon? It's decent food and has an awesome old-school, mom-and-pop vibe. The median age when I was there was at least 57. Ever need to feel young? Go there! Anyways, as we were leaving, my Uncle saw some Padres magnet schedules they were giving away to customers.

Score! I love magnets, calendars, and the Padres. We grabbed them and most everything checked out. There was a Padres logo, a calendar with dates and games on it, but upon further inspection there was something VERY FISHY about their artwork choices.

Here's Magnet 1. If you think it looks suspiciously like St. Louis, don't worry, you're not crazy. San Diego has some cool sights, but the Gateway Arch isn't one of them.

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Magnet 2 is even worse. Now we're magically transported to New York.

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And not just to New York, to freakin' Yankee Stadium of all places!

Magnet 3 is somewhere undecipherable to me. A little help?

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All I know is that, like the others, it's definitely NOT Petco Park.

Call me crazy, but I like these magnets even more now because of these enormous flaws in the design. I almost didn't want to tell you guys because these are for sure going to be worth tons on eBay in a couple years. Oh well, go grab some pancakes and funny magnet schedules if you want.

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