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Postcards from the Edge: Buddy Black

"This isn't a smooth surface. Your back is really bony, it wouldn't hurt for you to gain a few pounds."

While writing about our proposed trip to Spring Training, I mentioned last week that we'd send you a postcard if you emailed us your mailing address.  Somebody asked if I was serious.  I didn't really know if I was serious because I really didn't expect anybody to take us up on the offer, but sure I guess so.

While Dex was in line for his Date Shake in Dateland I bought three postcards for those brave souls that were willing to give me their mailing address.  You're brave because I'm probably going to send you all magazine subscriptions that you'll have to opt out of or end up paying for and if I'm ever in your neighborhood I may stop in to use your bathroom.

As we drove into Phoenix we decided that instead of just scribbling something weird on the back of the postcards that we'd try to get Padres to write the postcards for us.  With any luck we'd run into some Padres and be able to convince them to write a postcard to someone they didn't know.  We thought it'd be a cool surprise for the three Gaslamp Ballers.

Well wouldn't you know it, within the first half hour of Spring Training we were fortunate enough to run into Padres Manager Buddy Black.  We told him our plan and showed him our three postcards with your names printed on them.  He shuffled threw them, studying them carefully like each one had a legitimate chance to make his rotation.  He decided on the postcard with the bunny on the front that was going to Jodes0405. 

We told him that he had made a good choice because not only was she a huge Padres fan but she was also a die hard Aztec fan.  As a proud Aztec himself he seemed to like that and he spun me around and wrote the card on my back.  I questioned him, "Is this how you write the line up too?  On someone's back?"  Black said "Yep, this is exactly how it's done."  Wow-wee!

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Notice that Buddy Black signed right over the warning "DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE - POSTAL USE ONLY".  Black doesn't play by your rules. He's a rebel.

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"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Do your Chinese paper!

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I first read this, I was all like

Is she doing some kind of new ganja or something?

by eastbaysd on Mar 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In China

they just call it paper.

by jbox on Mar 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Good meme to add to the wiki

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 23, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is freaking AMAZING!

Well done guys and congrats Jodes! Unbelievably cool!

by goldfyngor on Mar 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie, I totally thought that's what it said at first too.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When i saw Dex's vlog with the postcards,

I was hoping I’d get the bunny one!

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You would.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you offer this next year...

I get the feeling that you’re going to have to buy a lot more postcards… and you’re going to send some junior high kid to Disneyland for selling so many magazine subscriptions…

I was dating this girl from Canada... after about a month I found out she didn't know what sport the Padres played, she thought "padre" was spelled p-o-d-r-a-y and she thought it was some kind of a fish. Dealbreaker.

by Johnny UT on Mar 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So scary

Im am genuinely upset.

by soulSD on Mar 22, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbd0Ncsyus

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really?

Pabst and Animal Collective? Wheres your fixed gear, hipster girl?

by soulSD on Mar 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not a hipster, damnit!

sweeps bangs dramatically to side of face

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLICK

California, what have you done to me?

by CurbEnthusiasm on Mar 22, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut about

I WANT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buddy's F U to the Postmaster General

is going to get him late delivery on his Us Weeklys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

When Dex and jbox showed me the cards,

I really considered kicking them both in the shins then running away with the loot. It didn’t matter that the postcards weren’t addressed to me, I wanted them! Then I realized that’d be a bad idea and let them send out. Good call, right?

twitter.com/matthewverygood

by matthewverygood on Mar 22, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You two were cracking me up on Saturday.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Mar 22, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no toes

Responsible image posting for every commenter is my dream.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, I'm really jealous...

of Bud Black… he got to see jbox’s face and touch his back.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 22, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was standing right there when it happened

Buddy wanted to take Jbox home with him.

RJ's Fro - "Fro" Knows Baseball

.400 in '94 - Showcasing Padres Merch Through the Years

by SDPads_1 on Mar 22, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way

who got the one with the Outhouse talking about a “whole”

RJ's Fro - "Fro" Knows Baseball

.400 in '94 - Showcasing Padres Merch Through the Years

by SDPads_1 on Mar 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

bragger

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Bioshock fans in here?

Philistines, the lot of ya.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Those videos make me want to check it out though. Play with the lights on…

by soulSD on Mar 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard BioShock 2 sucks

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
it kind of reminds me of that movie "You've got mail"...I'm Tom Hanks he's Meg Ryan -- Padres prospect Matt Antonelli on sdsuaztec4

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 23, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not its predecessor

That’s for sure.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Mar 23, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recognized it.

I played the original and it was interesting, but while creepy I was never really that engrossed in the plot. I saw the twist coming and so it lost some of its effectiveness. I also got really bored wading through endless splicers.

"I aim to misbehave." - Mal Reynolds

by Zach (maestro876) on Mar 23, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 23, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Brilliant!

You’re gonna get inundated next year.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 23, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

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