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Most famous body hair in San Diego Padres history

  1. Steve Garvey's forearm hair.  He had forearms like Popeye and forearm hair like Zeus.
  2. The Swinging Friar's tonsure.  I didn't know his shaved scalp was called a tonsure either.
  3. Bruce Bochy's mustache and white eyelashes. Most people probably would point to Bochy's mustache as his most recognizable and famous body hair, but if you were ever lucky enough to get close to the legendary manager you'd first notice that one set of his eye lashes were pristine white like a unicorn's mane.
  4. Khalil Greene's blonde hair.  Khalil's hair was as flat and lifeless as his personality but somehow those few strands of dry whispy hair sticking out the back of his ball cap put fans in the seats at Petco and Khalil into the hearts of many teenage girls.
  5. Ken Caminiti's goatee and chest hair.  In the mid to late 90's every guy in San Diego tried to grow the Cammy goatee, some succeeded, but nobody could replicate his perfect chest hair.
  6. Trevor Hoffman's ultra short goatee.  How many times did we see an extreme close up of Hoffman's flesh colored goatee with a little bit of spit and chew stuck in it during a save situation?
  7. Rollie Fingers' mustache. Fingers' waxed mustache was a desperate cry for attention, but it has kept him famous all these years.
  8. Ozzie Smith's sideburns.  Here's a little known fact: Ozzie never would have been able to do those back flips in the early days if his sideburns didn't help him roll, acting like a jet's aerilons.
  9. Randy Jones' Afro.  I don't think anybody is still alive that saw the Afro in person, but oh the stories they could tell.

You tell us what #10 should be.  Did any Padre have extreme neck hair? A good mullet?  Inverted sideburns? Messy pubes?

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Kurt Bevacqua’s mustache needs to be mentioned

by Eric Stephen on Mar 11, 2010 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Scan's the man

Just look at that head of hair! I’m a big Scan fan, but I can’t help but think of Anchorman every time I see him. And the fact that this picture is so big, makes his hair even more intimidating.

by recorddigger on Mar 11, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Harry the Heckler

Embarass the organization...VEGEMITE!!! ~Bud Black

by icaughthundleys#4 on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure it makes the top 10, but...

Klesko had some pretty stupid sideburn action going there for awhile.

by scout1222 on Mar 11, 2010 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Kruk’s Mullet

Pacquia-OOW!

by verbanonfacta on Mar 11, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Nice.

I was thinkin’ Goose.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW - Heard Heath on the radio yesterday and he mentioned that when he looks in for the sign...

and he’s got his pitching arm hanging/swinging, that’s a sort of a tribute to Rod Beck. He started doing that when he saw Beck doing it.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

He rocked the fu manchu for a minute as a tribute at one point, too.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome. I didn't know that.

He said yesterday that he’d love to grow out the mullet as a tribute as well, but he doesn’t think his wife will ever let him.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Mar 11, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for her.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

since he’s a hated figure amongst Padre fans

Jack Clark’s EYEBROW

Pacquia-OOW!

by verbanonfacta on Mar 11, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

For some reason,

I was thinking Marcus Giles had a unibrow but I looked it up and, nope, just two huge Ben Stiller sized ones.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

just let your SOUL GLO!

Tony Gwynn’s Jheri Curl

Pacquia-OOW!

by verbanonfacta on Mar 11, 2010 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Santiago had a nice jheri curl too

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Mar 11, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops, here are those photos again.

Kruk’s Mullet

Jack Clark’s EYEBROW

Tony Gwynn’s Jheri Curl

Pacquia-OOW!

by verbanonfacta on Mar 11, 2010 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

If so,

put Briles’s scrote on this list, too.

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by TheThinGwynn on Mar 11, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Ed Whitson and Eric Show sported a nice staches.

Winfield rocked the chops and stache.

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong.

Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Mar 11, 2010 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, and Jack McKeon's soup strainer was unmistakeable

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Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't

by Wonko on Mar 11, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How about matto619

Month of May Beard 2: The Dangers of Growing a Beard

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vapourises rock......and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

by ABY on Mar 11, 2010 5:23 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Oscar Gamble had a cool fro

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Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is VERY bad.

by clydeoverslept on Mar 11, 2010 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is VERY bad.

by clydeoverslept on Mar 11, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This card

I’ve always loved this 1978 Topps card. Look in the background. It’s Yankee Stadium. The card was airbrushed, since Gamble was a White Sock in 1977, and wasn’t a Padre until 1978. The first time I ever saw this card, I said, “When did the Padres ever play in Yankee Stadium?”

by RoyalsFan on Mar 12, 2010 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

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