Gaslamp Ball Dream Diary
by jbox on Dec 30, 2010 11:47 PM PST
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I had a dream last night that I was shopping at J.C. Penny and I ran into Trevor Hoffman outfitted in his 1998 pinstripe uniform. He was there with a few other guys who were apparently the rest of the bullpen but I didn't recognize any of them.
One of the heavier pot bellied pitchers passed by me and heckled, "Where's Jonny Dub?" This triggered laughter from the rest of the bullpen guys. Trevor Hoffman was nice though, he told me that they needed to sign some things but wanted me to wait for him.
A J.C. Penny employee carried out a bunch of white Hanes underwears and some all white shoes to the signing table. The store then shot colorful confetti in the air and the guys started signing the Hanes shirts, shoes and briefs.
I got bored watching them sign underwears and decided not to wait around. As I started to leave Hoffman caught up to me and taught me some secret bullpen handshakes. They were all really lame, like the ankle handshake.
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One of the heavier pot bellied pitchers passed by me and heckled me, “Hey, where’s Jonny Dub?”
It’s good to see Pmac found work. Even if it is as a pitcher in your dreams. Further than I ever got.
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
Nice name.
Looks like I have a nemesis.
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
by Mad_Villain on Dec 31, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
You never know.
Further than I ever got.
Maybe he just doesn’t share the dreams he has about you.
by Rich Garcia's defective eyes on Dec 31, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I used to have strange dreams like that.
Then I stopped drinking tequila before bedtime.
Sounds like a double loss for you.
I need new pants.
by jodes0405 on Dec 31, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Just ordered my GLB shirt
I’m stoked.
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Dec 31, 2010 8:05 AM PST reply actions
do you use someone else's?
…..dutch rudder, anyone?
Oh internet, what a wicked web you weave.
by Mad_Villain on Dec 31, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't even want to ruin the end of this year by looking that up
Since you're a clearly man of impeccable taste and style, I want to ask you: what do you think of the boots?
by Friar Fever on Dec 31, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The only handshakes I abide by are those of the Jalapeno variety
The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.
If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.
"I'm so psyched, I'm gonna smoke a doobie and poop on my hot dog." --Dex
by StrangeBroP25 on Jan 1, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
wrecked
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Jan 2, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Do I even need to say it?
"Way to be all matchy, f________." - TTG's Awesome Friend
by Winfield's Ghost on Dec 31, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions
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