Padres Quote Scramble
Unscramble each word to reveal the quip and its author.
"eh tsnoed utp ygsu ni pmmnroociigs iisoptos hwit eth aeidm."
-seach eahyeld
"subd idal kbca, ubt het iiilspendc si lilts reeth. eh taleser ot yeeeovnr."
-atm stalo
"I khnit hatt ew uoeerbddn yettrp lewl morf teh singlo krates.
-radenr llseyab
"evasg dha su nnnwgii tvseen neo geams, yeth tond luidb sohet saconis yb ginsol yemno. fro em, cablk aws a arecl cceoih."
-dje reohy
ew dah a zore maadr suuhblcebo rof eht riteen raey. fi mniht mace pu, eh qssuadeh ti liqukcy ."
-ejd yoerh
I hhguott cerub cyhob aadegmn seccirl unaord lbkca wond eht ttresch.
-gaicr teenls
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Left some out in both Hoyer quotes too.
And in the second Hoyer quote, I can’t for the life of me figure out the last six words.
I need new pants.
My favorite is the Hoyer quote;
“Vegas had us winning seventy one games. They don’t build those casinos by losing money. For me, Black was a clear choice.
I like how he called him Black, like the roulette wheel. Get it?
What I need is an electric monk
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“He doesn’t put guys in compromising positions with the media.”
-Chase Headley
“Bud’s laid back, but the discipline is still there. He relates to everyone.”
-Mat Latos
“I think that we rebounded pretty well from the losing streak.”
-Darren Balsley
“Vegas had us winning seventy one games, they don’t build those casinos by losing money. For me, Black was a clear choice.”
-Jed Hoyer
“We had a zero drama clubhouse for the entire year. If somethingz came up, he squashed it quickly.”
-Jed Hoyer
“I thought Bruce Bochy managed circles around Black down the stretch.”
-Craig Elsten
I need new pants.
All the credit that's being showered on Bochy is ridiculous.
The dude got lucky. Guys who are average hitters (Cody Ross career wRC+ of 109, Edgar Renteria career wRC+ of 100) happened to have hot streaks at the right moment. If those guys had hit the way they always have throughout their careers, we’d be talking about same old Bochy with his ridiculous lineups.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Nov 18, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Ohh. Craig Elsten
Never heard of him. I was wondering why Graig Nettles had a problem with Buddy.
What I need is an electric monk
When I first saw this
I thought there was something wrong with my eyes. I got scared that my brain was failing.
"Well, it's just ineffable." "Oh, so I'm not 'F-able'?" "No, no, ineffable means it can't be explained." "So I'm stupid?"
Arrived looking for an egg recipe
Left disappointed and dyslexic.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Nov 18, 2010 4:33 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
You're doing what to these things?!?!
"Well, it's just ineffable." "Oh, so I'm not 'F-able'?" "No, no, ineffable means it can't be explained." "So I'm stupid?"
























