With the lack of Padres related activity lately, maybe we can get some action going on this blog by sharing the best Halloween jokes. I'm taking my 2 year old out this year and I need some good, corny jokes that she can tell.
Anyone have any Padre related jokes? Best joke gets rec'd.
This is my leading joke to teach my kid so far.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin