2010 Padres Anagrams
by jbox on Oct 12, 2010 3:38 PM PDT
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PrintLast year we played around with this website that figures out an anagram for your name. We plugged in all the names on the Padres active roster and comedy ensued. Last year's results were great but some of the most hilarious anagrams were in your comments, so be sure to check those out. There are some good ones this year as well. My favorite is probably Matt Stairs or Chris Young.
| NAME | ANAGRAM |
| Jeff Moorad | MAJOR OF FED |
| Tom Garfinkel | GNATLIKE FORM |
| Jed Hoyer |
JOY! RED HE |
| Paul DePodesta | UP PLEASED TOAD |
| Bud Black | BALD BUCK |
| Mike Adams |
I AM MASKED |
| Heath Bell | HELL! BATHE |
| Ernesto Frieri | TERRORISE FINE |
| Kevin Correia | CROAKIER VEIN |
| Jon Garland |
LONG AND JAR |
| Luke Gregerson | OK GREENER SLUG |
| Mat Latos | AM TOTALS |
| Wade LeBlanc | CLEAN BAWLED |
| Edward Mujica | DRAW MAD JUICE |
| Cory Luebke | OK CRUEL BYE |
| Cesar Ramos | OR MASSACRE |
| Adam Russell | SMALL AS RUDE |
| Clayton Richard | A CONTRARY CHILD |
| Ryan Webb | BRAWN BYE |
| Tim Stauffer | MATURE STIFF |
| Joe Thatcher | HA! REJECT HOT |
| Chris Young | CUSHY GROIN |
| Yorvit Torrealba | RAT OR ABORTIVELY |
| Nick Hundley | UNKINDLY CHE |
| Jerry Hairston Jr. | JOY! JR RANTS HIRER |
| Everth Cabrera | BRAVER CHEATER |
| David Eckstein | KINDEST ADVICE |
| Adrian Gonzalez | DAZZLING ON AREA |
| Jarrett Hoffpauir | PURER FAT IF HOT JAR |
| Miguel Tejada | I AM LATE JUDGE |
| Mike Baxter | EXIT EMBARK |
| Oscar Salazar | ALAS! CZAR OR AS |
| Anthony Gwynn Junior | JOY! NOW HURTING NANNY |
| Chase Headley | ELSE HEADACHY |
| Aaron Cunningham | AN UNHARMONIC NAG |
| Will Venable | WELL! EVIL BAN |
| Chris Denorfia | DRAINS OR CHIEF |
| Luis Durango | RUINOUS GLAD |
| Scott Hairston | IS HOT CONTRAST |
| Ryan Ludwick | LUCKY INWARD |
| Matt Stairs | SMART AS TIT |
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I'm in favor of no longer calling him Miggy
And next year (if he’s here) we just call him “The Judge”
"Don’t get nervous. Norv is in charge."
My name is Judge.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Oct 13, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
MATURE STIFF
kind of got me chuckling. Aaron Cunningham’s anagram is possibly what you might call your wife when she’s karaoke-ing.
Poor Tim. He's a little older, but he's no stiff.
Eck’s is almost too perfect.
25 years as a baseball fan and I'm still confused by the infield fly rule
Except she didn't use my correct name
So meh.
San Diego sports are cursed.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
MAN CLUELESS ME?
I need new pants.
by jodes0405 on Oct 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jodes
PARDON! A JAIL…interesting
San Diego sports are cursed.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know your native azn name
San Diego sports are cursed.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Oct 13, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That hits a little too close to home.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
by Wonko on Oct 13, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Place the anagram into the creator
It’s incredibly cooler. The anagram of Clayton’s anagram becomes HARDLY. NARCOTIC
my favorite is still matt vasgersian
SMARTEST VAGINA
by Kozak on Oct 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Was bored and did some others:
Darren Smith: HINDER SMART
Coach John Kentera: HA HA! CONNECT JOKER
Ted Leitner: ELITE TREND
Andy Masur: ARM SUNDAY
Jerry Coleman: JEER NORMALCY
Dave Winfield: FLAWED DIVINE
Randy Jones: DARN! ENJOYS
Trevor Hoffman: HAVE FROM FRONT
Steve Garvey: VERY VET SAGE
And my own name (Justin Meadows): O JESUS! DAMN WIT
my full name comes to
VIP’S ODD JIHAD VOICES…
great, i just got on the no-fly list.
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.throughbucknerslegs.com
My name
SCORN HAZE
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Oct 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions
Wily Mo Pena
= WOMANLY PIE
And, if you put WOMANLY PIE into the anagraminator you get: ALONE. WIMPY
Poor Wily Mo.
The Creator
I think the creator has some ideas for the off season
San Diego Padres = Sign A Desperado
Luke Carlin
cake? i’ll run
"Get your hopes up. That's what hopes are for by the way, to get up. You don't get your hopes down, you get your hopes up." -Jeffrey Tambor
Surprised
that isn’t Pablo Sandoval’s.
Actually, his is: SLAP BOO VANDAL
As long as we’re on the SF Giants:
Pat Burrell: TALLER BURP
Aubrey Huff: HUFF BY UREA
Buster Posey: SUPERB YET SO
Jonathan Sanchez: SNATCH HAZE JOANN
Matt Cain: ATTIC MAN
TIm Lincecum: LUCENT MIMIC
Juan Uribe: JUBA URINE
Nate Schierholtz: CHRIST! ZEALOT HEN
Madison Bumgarner: MORIBUND MANAGERS
Andres Torres: RETARD SNORES
by Mr. Meadows on Oct 14, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed Brian Wilson:
SLOW IN BRAIN
Muahahhahahhahhahahhahhaha
His full name is : WIN BRAINSICK PATROL
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
Mine is
“He plans joke”
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
Oh sweet lord...
Mine is: JESUS! HARM ANAL MENACE.
"Never have a motto, that's what I always say" - Me
by padmadfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Sounds like a good Jesus task.
No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.
Bolts from the Blue - General Manager: It is what it isn't
That's a good way to look at it.
Sounds like something you’d say at an exorcism.
"Never have a motto, that's what I always say" - Me
Bruce Bochy is CHUBBY CORE
Bruce Douglas Bochy is OBSCURELY BAD COUGH.
Tim Flannery is IF MANLY RENT.
Timothy Earl Flannery is ALERT HOMELY INFANTRY.
"Savvy Chicks Dig the Bullpen"
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