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Jon Garland signing not sexy but essential

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Picking up Jon Garland is not a sexy move, but it's an essential one.  It'd be like picking up Velma for your mystery solving gang.  She's the one doing all the essential tasks like being logical, deciphering scientific formulas, reading foreign languages and losing her glasses. After all that work she then lets a couple of bumbling idiots accidentally solve the mystery.

Jon Garland doesn't get a lot of strike outs, he doesn't walk a lot of players, he doesn't have very good stuff, he just has a rubber arm that eats innings - like Shaggy and Scoob eat Scooby snacks.  When Garland eventually loses his glasses velocity, he did his job of paving the way for our bumbling bullpen to come in and let Scooby Doo Heath Bell be the hero.

So while I don't expect to be buying tickets and yelling "YES! Jon Garland is pitching tonight!" while pumping my fist furiously, he is just as essential to the Padres completing the season as fertilizer for the lawn and nacho cheese.  And really you can't ask for a better endorsement than that.

Garland links after the jump:

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Do you like the Padres deal with Jon Garland?
Yes, I always thought Velma was cute in a nerdy sort of way.
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No, he's too expensive and other stuff.
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didn't vote, but I lean "no"

Need to think some more. The biggest potential problem with the signing is if he blocks young pitchers who would otherwise be growing and developing into “as good as or better than Jon Garland”-pitchers.

Hard call. The fact that we have PETCO had to be a reason for the signing… but still, we have 3-5 young pitchers who are either future starters or not. I would like to see them coming into the majors this year like they did at the end of last year.

by Zen Blade on Jan 27, 2010 10:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice post

My only nit-pick is that you could’ve made this a FanPost. :)

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jan 27, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I... I said it was nice!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jan 27, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

j/k

I should have either made it a fan post or not babbled on for so long.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jan 27, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

just tryin’ to encourage proper use of that area. I found it sort of funny that oftentimes, posts there are seven words with filler characters to reach the minimum limit, but comment boxes seem to encourage Great Walls of Text.

Oh, humans.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jan 27, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

herzl

You’re out of your element!!

by irishmonk on Jan 27, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TLDNR

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Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jan 27, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

J/k

That was mean.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jan 27, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Latos

Is there any chance that Latos starts the year in AAA?

by irishmonk on Jan 27, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking that there might be a chance he starts in AAA.

Not sure about his major league service time, but if they can hide him in AAA for a month or two and gain another year of control on the back end, it wouldn’t be the first time this was done in baseball.

by SanDiegoJosh on Jan 27, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jan 27, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your signature

is constantly longer than your comments.

by jbox on Jan 27, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You’re encouraging him to say more things.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jan 27, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to encourage

him to shorten his signature.

by jbox on Jan 27, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you know sdsuaztec4

when given encouragement to shorten what he says or lengthen it, which do you think he’ll tend towards?

by Dex on Jan 27, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your point?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jan 27, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude! I don't know what you're talking about


Velma can be Sexy!

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Jan 27, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I only have one item to disagree with

Our bullpen is FAR from bumbling. VERY FAR.

by eastbaysd on Jan 27, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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