In response to McGwire coming clean, Leonardo da Vinci blames his accomplishments on the Renaissance Era
In response to Mark McGwire coming clean about using steroids and wishing he had never played during the steroid era, thereby placing much of the blame on a period of time as opposed to his own weakness and desire for glory, Leonardo da Vinci sent a guilt ridden admission from beyond the grave:
"Big Mac did a great thing," da Vinci said Monday. "He is an example for many of us who lived through, what history has decided to decree, the Renaissance Era."
"Many have thought to attribute what we did during the Renaissance Era as coming from natural talent. Alas, it was actually just the times we lived in."
"Anybody could've done the shit we did," da Vinci admitted. "It's terrible, but it is what it is. Much in the same way that people used to think that Big Mac actually helped define the Steroid Era, in reality, he, like me and my Italian bretheren in the 1400s were actually victims of the time we lived in."
"I wish I had never painted during the Renaissance Era."

Leonardo da Vinci's guilt ridden self portrait via blogs.phillyburbs.com
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was much funnier when it was just something i said off the top of my head to thenerdhater.
you know he said "flagging" right?
"If and when Gaslampball ‘proclaims’ from the mountaintop, we follow blindly. That’s just how it works around here."
by ABY on Jan 12, 2010 3:48 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
"I blame the Jurassic period."

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jan 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I say that a lot

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It's true
this was a lot funnier when it was spontaneous.
Go ahead, try it amongst yourselves. Blame the era for something ridiculous
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
"it is what it is"
Its a winner whenever this line is used. Good job! Do you have one for Alan Wiggins?
If I pick it, I flick it
by Duke Street Kings on Jan 11, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions
or wiggins4ever
Big kid tested, mother fucker approved
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jan 11, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
"I blame Y2K"

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Kruk and the steroid era
ESPN trotted out Kruk on sportscenter last night for insights on the revelations. The anchor asked how he felt, and whether he had any special resentment for Big Mac as a player from the same era. He did. Kruk stressed that he had made three all star teams but implied that he felt tainted by his mere association with the roid era. Dude, Kruk, we know you could hit but nobody thinks you took steroids.

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