I will fully admit that I had gotten a head start on a post talking about how we got swept by the Diamondbacks.

I will also fully admit that I have no idea who Luis Durango is, and yet, he came in and he contributed and now I am gay for him.

I also will admit that when Heath Bell was in during the 9th, I figured a guaranteed loss, and his mere presence is what prompted me to get a head start on posting the L post.

Adrian Gonzalez is awesome. Eric Byrnes thinks he has a future in Hollywood. Luis Durango, on the basis of his one steal, is like the fastest guy I've ever seen.