Game Thread: 9/16, Padres vs. DBacks
by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT
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PrintArizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Sep 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT
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bummer....
I want to see the game. Although i don’t know about this lineup today….the wrong gonzalez is starting, and salazar’s in the 3-spot. Durango would be fun to watch though.
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Leitner talking about Peavy's Jock
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions
did he say...
that he liked to rub icy hot on his baseballs?
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
something about putting
atomic balm on it and taking it out on hitters
apparently something Clemens taught him
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
atomic balm?
i always thought it was icy hot….you learn something new everyday…
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
leitner's words
not mine
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
dang....
so testing the icy hot on myself was all for not…….
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hazed with atomic balm
on the high school swim team. Just looking at that jar gives me flashbacks…
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
Isn't Gammons a bad word around here?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody think
Mujica has an outside shot at a rotation spot next year?
No
Hopefully all the current talent pans out and we just get to have depth.
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that sounds right....
although i think its likely he starts the year in the rotation
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn't need to
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Open thread in class?
Dangerous.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just joking
I’m in the classroom but class doesn’t start until 4:10. I’m not as crazy as you think.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm trying....
to listen to the game off the lisen live link on 1090’s website….but its somebody talking about football. Where can i get the game?
MLB Audio only
or on the radio.
… or iPhone app.
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Or live out of town and watch the dbag broadcast on mlb.tv
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
they turn off the 1090 feed when the game starts
because they don’t have the rights to distribute it online.
sometimes it comes back on late in the game, but i havent heard it in awhile.
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Wow this is really cool
Niether team is broadcasting, so the audio i’m getting is XX but SOMEONE has a camera out there because I’m watching live video. It must be a MLB.com consultant cuz that’s the scoreboard graphic i’m getting.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ah ok
I have heard the pregame stuff there before, so that explains it.
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
1090 also can't handle that kind of load
poor things
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i believe so
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i believe not
twss*
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lysdexia wins
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
animate it!
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Dunno how.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
*sigh*
I have to do everything!
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I hate Doug Davis
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his stats against us
are pretty rediculous. He’s like 10-3 with a 2.8 ERA.
by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Doug Davis, too.
He’s so unlikeable that surviving cancer couldn’t even make me like him.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
K
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
K
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
K
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Blanco!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah?
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Animate it!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
that... can't happen.
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I mean mine above.
That can happen.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Find me a good source.
I think I can try it from youtube… but that’s gonna look gross.
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Durango!!
And Blanco to 3rd on an E1!!
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hay...
Durango’s first ML hit! He has 2 big league at bats and both were bunts.
speedy slap hitter
from AA. I saw him play in high A last season….he makes contact but i think he’s destined to be a 5th OF/ pinch runner
Dangit.
Mujica groundout.
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Completely unrelated
Who’s got a DS? If you have a DS and you don’t have Scribblenauts already, I don’t want to know you.
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I had a DS but it got broked.
So ‘tec SMASH DS. Now I’m waiting for the holidays to get me a fancy new shiny DSi.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
which holidays?
it’s almost new year
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Yes this weekend is the new year.
But I mean the holiday where you playing drinking dreidel.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
we exist in different universes
whereas you are well versed in Taylor Swift, I don’t even have a DS and i know about it!
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That's cuz the Joystiq guys are OBSESSED.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody who likes their DS is, too
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Enjoy an excerpt from Scribblenauts story time over at GAF
So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn’t quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn’t work, a torch didn’t work, a pickaxe didn’t work. In my frustration, I wrote in “Time Machine”. And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There’s nothing you can’t do.
Holy fucking shit.
Sorry for the swearing, Dex.
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Yeah but that was a book-selling scheme
I know how you guys operate.
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Step 1. Have a child
Step 2. Make it seem like your idea is your kid’s idea.
Step 3. Sell “your kid’s” books.
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that...
or Oprah
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or write as good as dan brown?
Author Dan Brown strode through the brass lobby of a bar and ordered a beer, his eyes white as something white. The bartender had eyes too. via @hotdogsladies
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hahahahahaha
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
some "hacker"
published what he thought was the dictionary with over 22,000 words in it.
A developer commented later that there are many more than that, and that was from a hacker who knows nothing.
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DSi is awesome, but I don't have Scribblenauts yet
I do have Flipnote studio and that is the best thing ever
How much does a DSi cost?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes...
although, I would save a lot more money than that when my girlfriend leaves me for playing Scribblenauts all day.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
then u can't play dsi exclusive games
or take funny pictures of yourself
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
what's the difference between DS lite and DSi?
A camera? Faster processor or something?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bigger screen
better cameras
no gameboy advance slot
more memory (sd card slot)
I think its smaller
wi-fi
mp3
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you can download DSi ware
LIke apps and games. I’m hoping that they do a DS vitural console too with old gameboy games and stuff…..they probably will since they already have nintendo points to purchase
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You can also get an R4 card
and do the same thing with a DSLite.
I have the lite with an R4. I have that thing loaded up with tons of nintendo, neogo, and sega games, plus about 10 DS games at a time. Shame the good DS rom site shut down though. Might have to start paying for games now.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
probably don't want to be broadcasting your illegal activities on the web
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Used at Gamestop for $99.00 I believe
Just a DS though not a DSi.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
DS Lite I should say.
I don’t think they even sell DS Phats anymore.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the DSi was launched at a higher price than the DS
so never, ever pay more for a DS than you would a DSi.
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lol
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that the same as saying
Never pay more for a PS2 then you would a PS3 or never pay more for an original xbox then you would for a 360
yes
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
moar like
never pay more for a PS2 original than a PS2 slim.
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or PSP and PSP Go
Gawd, sony…
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semantics
or a PS3 and PS3 slim/lite/whateverthefucktheycallit
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
the point is
“within the same generation”
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PadresPR: #Padres play at the plate last night involving Nick Hundley and Adrian Gonzalez was ESPN's Top Play.
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seriously?
i can’t believe ESPN would even include us in their channel let alone give us top play.
I know right?
I’m still bitter about Kyle Blanks’ in-the-park homer not even being on the list.
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Baseball Tonight
said possible play of the year
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Manny Ramirez involved at all somehow?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Worldwide Leader
in Missions
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Now posting twice a day!
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To be honest
I kinda think Byrnes beat the tag
by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
but he has stupid hair
and behaves like a clown
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some were disparingly comparing Durango to Gwynn last night
They actually are not one in the same .
True, neither has (any) power. Gwynn is probably better defensively while Durango has better speed.
But Durango can steal a base while Gwynn is pretty clueless as to how to swipe a bag.
And Durango can bunt with the best of them while Gwynn is not an especially good bunter.
Durango is more selective at the plate and would draw more walks and again, is a much better base stealer.
I would take my chances playing Durango over Gwynn.
1-0!
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
but
is he playing well enough to move kouz? it will be very interesting to see what they do there.
I wish we could combine Chase and Kouz into one player named
Chasin Headmanoff and have him be our 3B of the future.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
that would be awesome....
but would they be Chasin or Chevin?
I'd prefer Chasin Kouzley
because then we can still go, “KOOOOOOOOUZ!”
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K
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
pitchout?
we have 2 outs….just get Montero.
ha!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
CS
Plus we should add another tally to the Reynolds K list.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
YEAHHHH
Upton caught stealing!
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Macias walks.
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Another sac bunt for Durango.
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
i wonder....
what is the record for consecutive bunts to start a players career
Dangit.
Tie game.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
NOOOO
2-1 D-bags
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Adrian
For those wondering, #Padres Adrian Gonzalez got a day off: A little bit of a sore shoulder, LHP going, day off Thursday, so two days off.
Wondering if its from that play he made in the 7th.
Walk to little Tony.
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NOOOO
Salazar GiDP
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jack in the box tacos for lunch
what did y’all get down with?
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low carb
good choice
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from?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a strange commercial
Hal Brown’s Little Debbie spot
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eastbaysd
somehow you’re at fault for that
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My team is still working out the math
but it was Macias’ ball off the wall play that gave (Upton?) a triple.
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Now Showing:
Padres Follies
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one AM radio receiver
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jbox do you watch Glee
what am I saying, I know you watch Glee.
jbox, how do you like Glee?
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check it out, it's on hulu
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seriously, i am shocked
it’s got singing and dancing
it’s got a gay kid
it’s called GLEE
how could this have fallen through the cracks?
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I know you're not asking ME,
but that show is great.
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it is pretty good
not my normal fare, but i like it.
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The "Cheerios" coach is the best.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
undoubtedly
that chick is great in everything.
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was drawing a blank
Jane Lynch
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can't believe we are on the verge of getting swept by the dbags.
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makes sense tho
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell sans goatee = weirdddd.
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who is that man
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.
“I’ve had a couple of bad outings and I was frustrated,” Bell said. “Now my chin feels cold.”
That’s baseball, man.
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"NCAA president Myles Brand has died of pancreatic cancer at age 67, an NCAA spokesman says."
Dude, couldn’t you have waited like, at least a week after Patrick Swayze? And pancreatic cancer, too? Have you no shame?
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Henry Gibson also died two days ago
but there’s nothing funny about that
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some may remember him as the voice Wilbur from Charlotte's Web
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In Padres news,
we’ve got two on with no outs.
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Now bases loaded, no outs.
And Durango got hit by a pitch.
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Oh, I think I lied.
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Macias*
which was weird, because he was helping them
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Infield single Durango
perfect, bases loaded, we’re dead!
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3-2
Hundleberry RBI single
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Yay Nick!
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
do they still do
In plays out(s), run(s)?
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Durango tags on Gwynn's sac fly
tie game!
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Durango scores on TG sac fly
TIE GAME!!
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Durango !!!!!!!!!!
Any reason that we should not be seeing Durango in the lineup quite a bit in the remaining 15 or so games ? Why would we see Macias starting over Durango ?
I don't think there's any reasons
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Whoa
readjust the sights there, ecab
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Yikes
E-cab.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
lead lost
Adam Russell, go away.
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I'm watching on MLB.TV
Is this Ted Leitner I’m hearing?
by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
i think so
if ’tec is to be trusted
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quick
switch jerseys with them!
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i meant the padres with the dbacks
but we’re getting there… perdomo warming. all hands on deck.
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This is a joke.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Sloppy defense
all around this inning
by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Who's injured??
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reynolds
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now he's not
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I never got to the bottom of this
do they have two Parras on their team? Manny and Gerardo? or does the one just have two names?
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Bases loaded.
COME ON, THATCHER.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
This can't be true
the last time Jerry saw a movie was the original King Kong??
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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's unpossible
That movie came out in 1933.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He was 9
I am still not sure if they were kidding or not.
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Yes!
Got out of that one.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
The guy we sent to AZ for Hairston
Leo Rosales in
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Blanco doubles!
Please take advantage.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Boo. =[
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
I'm not going to be disappointed if we lose this game.
When I saw the lineup, I figured we’d be lucky to score 3 runs.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah,
but gonna suck being tied with the Dbacks if we lose.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
*but it's gonna
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
worse
off day tomorrow. :(
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That's true... I would like to finish ahead of the dirty snakes.
But when you put a starting lineup out there in the 146th game that has a combined season total of 30 homeruns… you’re not exactly going for the throat.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
K
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
GiDP
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Sooo
Who wants to Justin.TV the SDSU football game that’s on Channel 4 this Saturday?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
"probably don't want to be broadcasting your illegal activities on the web"
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
some lawyer told me that
http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/9/16/1033510/game-thread-9-16-padres-vs-dbacks#21306716
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I haven't done anything illegal
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
conspiracy is a crime, sir
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it takes two, to tango, conspiracily speaking
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally caps on.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
200th K for Reynolds
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It was all rookies too
until Thatcher had to come in and ruin it
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Hey he's a Padre
he ruins everything
by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
teddy told me wrong
maybe he forgot
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time for Salad Czar to work his magic
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
THEY IS TALKING ABOUT HUNDELBERRY'S PLAY ON PTI
right now
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
i'm pretty sure you say that same thing every game
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Tie game, folks
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Bud Black
Rope-a-dope extraordinaire?
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nice!
came back just in time for Adrian’s bomb. Poor edgar…i mean how can there be sibling rivalry when one of them is just so much better.
Macias hit .220 @ AAA and deserves MLB starts in September
Huffman is basically same age and has much more to offer…why on earth is Macias on the 40 man roster ?
you love huffman like maestro loves scribner
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't necessarily like Huffman
he is a marginal prospect but Macias is NO prospect at all and can’t even hit AAA pitching. Why not take a look-see at a guy who hit 20+ bombs at Portland ?
because Macias is worthless
and we treat his as such. What would Huffman turn into if we called him up and sent him down six or seven times a year?
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huffman sucks at defense too
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
filling a temporary hole..
I guess what your saying is why burn Huffman’s options at this point. Macias fills a hole for now…
yes
we’re not trying to do anything with huffman just yet, and we need someone to send back and forth with injury/roster fluctuations… or… we did.
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Salazar
getting time at 2nd…i wish i could watch this
That was Adrian's 1st career pinch hit HR
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Too bad no TV... we'll just have to imagine what the Neely call would have sounded like...
Drive… THIS IS…. HOMERUNNNNN!!! ADRIAN GONZALEZ IS… TIED THE GAME!!!!
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
I sure hope the next TV contract
includes day games. This sucks.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
im watching
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
if adrian hits a game tying HR
and nobody is there to see it, did it still happen?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't know since
Cox is fcuking me out of this broadcast
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
Are you saying you're getting f**ked by Cox?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
worse
he’s getting f**ked out by Cox.
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haha
Eckstein is totally Buddy’s teachers pet. He’s following him around and doing all the same things
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
i think he wanted to hit
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hardwick, Vasquez, Williams, Johnson,McNeill, Applewhite not practicing. Castillo is working. Don’t worry about McNeill. He’ll play — ka
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Who's in left field?
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same crowd
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
durango is a black eckstein!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
wow
controversial statement?
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they are both little and scrappy?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
1st SB
can he be scrappy and not white? does that even work?
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I left GLB to bike to class and we were down 5-3
and now I’m in class and we’re tied in the tenth.
YES.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
California History
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
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Durango scores!
W!
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Durango
who I’ve never seen before…
scores…we win
W
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Groucho Marx
He's too fast to be photographed anyway
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W
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
=w=
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
:-\
.
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I'm jealous.
Saw them last year at Cox Arena and it was the best concert of my life.
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Viejas Arena now
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I refuse to call it that.
Just like I refuse to say “San Diego County Fair.”
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Check this out
http://goaztecs.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/091609aab.html
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Omg that game
changed my life.
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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
If Durango is not in this lineup daily from here
I am going to have someone’s head…and if Macias gets a start over Durango then I shall kill myself.
The guy had a great game today, but let's not go nuts...
I’m pretty sure he still hasn’t hit a ball out of the infield.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
understood..
last time I got this excited about a flash in the pan speedster for the Pads was Miguel Dilone….look that one up, it didn’t last
Freddy Guzman?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
who cares if he collected hits that didn't leave the INF?
all the more impressive .
the guy had 3 infield hits that occured because he has 3.5 speed. Like SDSU Aztec said, “does speed slump” ? And the good news…the guy is very proficient at bunting.
Just found out from Padres front office guy Randy Smith that his percentage of attempts to success on his bunts for base hits was a whopping 51%
what would you say if chase had 3 infield hits?
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd call it for what it is
an aberration…..looks like a Chase Headley longball in 2009 is somewhat of an aberration as well. Looks like slap hitter Cabrera (OPS+100) and the big power threat Chase Headley (OPS+ 102) are neck & neck for the better OPS+
who said headley was gonna develop into a big power hitter?
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right..
I am setting the bar high, how about just a “power hitter” . 20-25 homeruns. You have to admit. 12 homeruns and a SLG% of .395 is disappointing.
Again, still early for Headley as he is only 25 but I have a hunch that it won’t happen. Hope I am wrong. I would still keep Headley over Kouz for 3b next year.
Headley's VORP is 11.2
11.2 is at the top of the bottom third of corner OFers but a lot better than say a Garrett Anderson or Alfonso Soriano who the forward leaning Padres could have brought in here if they were cluelsss or rudderless ….it’s not been a waste with Headley in LF but obviously I am disappointed…long way to go, another 600 PA’s before casting aside “the Savior”.
oh really?
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
can I have your stuff?
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Durango and Cabrera win for the Padres
Cool.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
That's my Everth.
How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.
Does speed slump?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
no but it can pull a muscle
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i just got back from the game
and durango is the fastest guy i have ever seen. a good W.
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