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Game Thread: 9/16, Padres vs. DBacks

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Sep 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT


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Day game! No TV!



 

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Mad Juice is in the house today.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bummer....

I want to see the game. Although i don’t know about this lineup today….the wrong gonzalez is starting, and salazar’s in the 3-spot. Durango would be fun to watch though.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What'd he say?

that he refuses to wear a cup?

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he say...

that he liked to rub icy hot on his baseballs?

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

something about putting

atomic balm on it and taking it out on hitters

apparently something Clemens taught him

Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

atomic balm?

i always thought it was icy hot….you learn something new everyday…

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

leitner's words

not mine

Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang....

so testing the icy hot on myself was all for not…….

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hazed with atomic balm

on the high school swim team. Just looking at that jar gives me flashbacks…

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Gammons a bad word around here?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet it's magnificent.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anybody think

Mujica has an outside shot at a rotation spot next year?

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

Hopefully all the current talent pans out and we just get to have depth.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen yes, rotation no.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds right....

although i think its likely he starts the year in the rotation

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't need to

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This team is so much more fun with speed.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EVERTH!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-Cab to 2nd on a sac bunt by TGJ.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Open thread in class?

Dangerous.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do it all the time.

It’s fun.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the thrill of being caught

makes it that much more exciting.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just joking

I’m in the classroom but class doesn’t start until 4:10. I’m not as crazy as you think.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm trying....

to listen to the game off the lisen live link on 1090’s website….but its somebody talking about football. Where can i get the game?

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB Audio only

or on the radio.

… or iPhone app.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or live out of town and watch the dbag broadcast on mlb.tv

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they turn off the 1090 feed when the game starts

because they don’t have the rights to distribute it online.

sometimes it comes back on late in the game, but i havent heard it in awhile.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow this is really cool

Niether team is broadcasting, so the audio i’m getting is XX but SOMEONE has a camera out there because I’m watching live video. It must be a MLB.com consultant cuz that’s the scoreboard graphic i’m getting.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah ok

I have heard the pregame stuff there before, so that explains it.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1090 also can't handle that kind of load

poor things

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe so

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe not

twss*

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lysdexia wins

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

animate it!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno how.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*sigh*

I have to do everything!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Doug Davis

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his stats against us

are pretty rediculous. He’s like 10-3 with a 2.8 ERA.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Doug Davis, too.

He’s so unlikeable that surviving cancer couldn’t even make me like him.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Blanco!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Animate it!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that... can't happen.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean mine above.

That can happen.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Find me a good source.

I think I can try it from youtube… but that’s gonna look gross.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Singled.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durango!!

And Blanco to 3rd on an E1!!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hay...

Durango’s first ML hit! He has 2 big league at bats and both were bunts.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's Durango?

Man I’m out of the loop.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

he’s one of those 2 new guys.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speedy slap hitter

from AA. I saw him play in high A last season….he makes contact but i think he’s destined to be a 5th OF/ pinch runner

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dangit.

Mujica groundout.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Completely unrelated

Who’s got a DS? If you have a DS and you don’t have Scribblenauts already, I don’t want to know you.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had a DS but it got broked.

So ‘tec SMASH DS. Now I’m waiting for the holidays to get me a fancy new shiny DSi.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which holidays?

it’s almost new year

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes this weekend is the new year.

But I mean the holiday where you playing drinking dreidel.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a DS

and have never heard of Scribblenauts

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we exist in different universes

whereas you are well versed in Taylor Swift, I don’t even have a DS and i know about it!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cuz the Joystiq guys are OBSESSED.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anybody who likes their DS is, too

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy an excerpt from Scribblenauts story time over at GAF
So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn’t quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn’t work, a torch didn’t work, a pickaxe didn’t work. In my frustration, I wrote in “Time Machine”. And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There’s nothing you can’t do.

Holy fucking shit.

Sorry for the swearing, Dex.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why don't I get an apology for swearing?

I’m the one that tried to get us into the No Cussing Club.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but that was a book-selling scheme

I know how you guys operate.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you do?

could you tell us?

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Step 1. Have a child

Step 2. Make it seem like your idea is your kid’s idea.
Step 3. Sell “your kid’s” books.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that...

or Oprah

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

That sounds awesome.

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to get this now

I think I have a Target gift card somewheres.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some "hacker"

published what he thought was the dictionary with over 22,000 words in it.

A developer commented later that there are many more than that, and that was from a hacker who knows nothing.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DSi is awesome, but I don't have Scribblenauts yet

I do have Flipnote studio and that is the best thing ever

by tonoxtono on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes...

although, I would save a lot more money than that when my girlfriend leaves me for playing Scribblenauts all day.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya thats why you get a DS lite

Cheaper and still can play scribblenauts

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then u can't play dsi exclusive games

or take funny pictures of yourself

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wi-Fi internet

camera, mp3 player, smaller… can’t play old game boy games though.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bigger screen

better cameras
no gameboy advance slot
more memory (sd card slot)
I think its smaller
wi-fi
mp3

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh you can download DSi ware

LIke apps and games. I’m hoping that they do a DS vitural console too with old gameboy games and stuff…..they probably will since they already have nintendo points to purchase

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can also get an R4 card

and do the same thing with a DSLite.

I have the lite with an R4. I have that thing loaded up with tons of nintendo, neogo, and sega games, plus about 10 DS games at a time. Shame the good DS rom site shut down though. Might have to start paying for games now.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably don't want to be broadcasting your illegal activities on the web

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Used at Gamestop for $99.00 I believe

Just a DS though not a DSi.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DS Lite I should say.

I don’t think they even sell DS Phats anymore.

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the DSi was launched at a higher price than the DS

so never, ever pay more for a DS than you would a DSi.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that the same as saying

Never pay more for a PS2 then you would a PS3 or never pay more for an original xbox then you would for a 360

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

moar like

never pay more for a PS2 original than a PS2 slim.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or PSP and PSP Go

Gawd, sony…

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

semantics

or a PS3 and PS3 slim/lite/whateverthefucktheycallit

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the point is

“within the same generation”

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gaming geeks, oy

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 17, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PadresPR: #Padres play at the plate last night involving Nick Hundley and Adrian Gonzalez was ESPN's Top Play.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

i can’t believe ESPN would even include us in their channel let alone give us top play.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know right?

I’m still bitter about Kyle Blanks’ in-the-park homer not even being on the list.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball Tonight

said possible play of the year

Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.

by icaughthundleys#4 on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was Manny Ramirez involved at all somehow?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was also

the top link in “Around the Mission”

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Worldwide Leader

in Missions

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now posting twice a day!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be honest

I kinda think Byrnes beat the tag

by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he has stupid hair

and behaves like a clown

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some were disparingly comparing Durango to Gwynn last night

They actually are not one in the same .

True, neither has (any) power. Gwynn is probably better defensively while Durango has better speed.

But Durango can steal a base while Gwynn is pretty clueless as to how to swipe a bag.

And Durango can bunt with the best of them while Gwynn is not an especially good bunter.

Durango is more selective at the plate and would draw more walks and again, is a much better base stealer.

I would take my chances playing Durango over Gwynn.

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even though

it was another FC haha

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really like how Chase

Has been playing as of late

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but

is he playing well enough to move kouz? it will be very interesting to see what they do there.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be awesome....

but would they be Chasin or Chevin?

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer Chasin Kouzley

because then we can still go, “KOOOOOOOOUZ!”

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pitchout?

we have 2 outs….just get Montero.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha!

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CS

Plus we should add another tally to the Reynolds K list.

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is the next adam dunn

Has great power, but strikes out too much.

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHH

Upton caught stealing!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Macias walks.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another sac bunt for Durango.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder....

what is the record for consecutive bunts to start a players career

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has to be up there

3 bunts in a row seems pretty odd.

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dangit.

Tie game.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOO

2-1 D-bags

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adrian

For those wondering, #Padres Adrian Gonzalez got a day off: A little bit of a sore shoulder, LHP going, day off Thursday, so two days off.

Wondering if its from that play he made in the 7th.

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk to little Tony.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOO

Salazar GiDP

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jack in the box tacos for lunch

what did y’all get down with?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

low carb

good choice

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chipotle

Chicken Burrito

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yummmm.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soup Broth and yogurt

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from?

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we only good when we're the spoiler?

Now we’re being spoiled upon by the D-bags

by tonoxtono on Sep 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Such a strange commercial

Hal Brown’s Little Debbie spot

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

eastbaysd

somehow you’re at fault for that

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what did I do?

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 17, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My team is still working out the math

but it was Macias’ ball off the wall play that gave (Upton?) a triple.

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by Axion on Sep 17, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does your team include Wonko?

So shoot me for liking Teh Breezer.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 17, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Showing:

Padres Follies

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one AM radio receiver

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jbox do you watch Glee

what am I saying, I know you watch Glee.

jbox, how do you like Glee?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

check it out, it's on hulu

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously, i am shocked

it’s got singing and dancing
it’s got a gay kid
it’s called GLEE

how could this have fallen through the cracks?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you're not asking ME,

but that show is great.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is pretty good

not my normal fare, but i like it.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The "Cheerios" coach is the best.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

undoubtedly

that chick is great in everything.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was drawing a blank

Jane Lynch

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't believe we are on the verge of getting swept by the dbags.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

makes sense tho

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heath Bell sans goatee = weirdddd.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who is that man

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.
“I’ve had a couple of bad outings and I was frustrated,” Bell said. “Now my chin feels cold.”

That’s baseball, man.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"NCAA president Myles Brand has died of pancreatic cancer at age 67, an NCAA spokesman says."

Dude, couldn’t you have waited like, at least a week after Patrick Swayze? And pancreatic cancer, too? Have you no shame?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Henry Gibson also died two days ago

but there’s nothing funny about that

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

some may remember him as the voice Wilbur from Charlotte's Web

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Padres news,

we’ve got two on with no outs.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now bases loaded, no outs.

And Durango got hit by a pitch.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I think I lied.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Macias*

which was weird, because he was helping them

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Infield single Durango

perfect, bases loaded, we’re dead!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2

Hundleberry RBI single

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Nick!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do they still do

In plays out(s), run(s)?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durango tags on Gwynn's sac fly

tie game!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durango scores on TG sac fly

TIE GAME!!

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durango !!!!!!!!!!

Any reason that we should not be seeing Durango in the lineup quite a bit in the remaining 15 or so games ? Why would we see Macias starting over Durango ?

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think there's any reasons

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

readjust the sights there, ecab

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes

E-cab.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lead lost

Adam Russell, go away.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching on MLB.TV

Is this Ted Leitner I’m hearing?

by sixpakfrombelgium on Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think so

if ’tec is to be trusted

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick

switch jerseys with them!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i meant the padres with the dbacks

but we’re getting there… perdomo warming. all hands on deck.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a joke.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's injured??

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

reynolds

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now he's not

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never got to the bottom of this

do they have two Parras on their team? Manny and Gerardo? or does the one just have two names?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded.

COME ON, THATCHER.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This can't be true

the last time Jerry saw a movie was the original King Kong??

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's unpossible

That movie came out in 1933.

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was 9

I am still not sure if they were kidding or not.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Got out of that one.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy we sent to AZ for Hairston

Leo Rosales in

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chase hit one to warning track..

rare display of power for the red hot singles hitter

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blanco doubles!

Please take advantage.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boo. =[

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to be disappointed if we lose this game.

When I saw the lineup, I figured we’d be lucky to score 3 runs.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

but gonna suck being tied with the Dbacks if we lose.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*but it's gonna

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worse

off day tomorrow. :(

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true... I would like to finish ahead of the dirty snakes.

But when you put a starting lineup out there in the 146th game that has a combined season total of 30 homeruns… you’re not exactly going for the throat.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GiDP

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sooo

Who wants to Justin.TV the SDSU football game that’s on Channel 4 this Saturday?

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"probably don't want to be broadcasting your illegal activities on the web"

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some lawyer told me that

http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/9/16/1033510/game-thread-9-16-padres-vs-dbacks#21306716

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't done anything illegal

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

conspiracy is a crime, sir

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it takes two, to tango, conspiracily speaking

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally caps on.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

200th K for Reynolds

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holly crap

We’ve had 8 pitchers today

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was all rookies too

until Thatcher had to come in and ruin it

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

teddy told me wrong

maybe he forgot

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY IS TALKING ABOUT HUNDELBERRY'S PLAY ON PTI

right now

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Headley since July...

master of impotent & meaningless 2 for 5 with his might .396 SLG %

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm pretty sure you say that same thing every game

Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gone!!!

Woot!

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie game, folks

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AG

Gone

nice tater

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

#38 and off the bench to tie.

Awesome.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bud Black

Rope-a-dope extraordinaire?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Nice comeback now walk off?

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what i miss

Being able to see those highlights for free on gameday from mlb

by Dude52089 on Sep 16, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bonus Ball

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice!

came back just in time for Adrian’s bomb. Poor edgar…i mean how can there be sibling rivalry when one of them is just so much better.

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Macias hit .220 @ AAA and deserves MLB starts in September

Huffman is basically same age and has much more to offer…why on earth is Macias on the 40 man roster ?

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you love huffman like maestro loves scribner

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't necessarily like Huffman

he is a marginal prospect but Macias is NO prospect at all and can’t even hit AAA pitching. Why not take a look-see at a guy who hit 20+ bombs at Portland ?

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because Macias is worthless

and we treat his as such. What would Huffman turn into if we called him up and sent him down six or seven times a year?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huffman sucks at defense too

A kid who has a unicorn ranch in his room cannot call other people weird. Yes, we know about "Rancho Unicorno."

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

filling a temporary hole..

I guess what your saying is why burn Huffman’s options at this point. Macias fills a hole for now…

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

we’re not trying to do anything with huffman just yet, and we need someone to send back and forth with injury/roster fluctuations… or… we did.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bell

Please dont let me down.

by PDRSGRL on Sep 16, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Salazar

getting time at 2nd…i wish i could watch this

by Dugout Dude on Sep 16, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Adrian's 1st career pinch hit HR

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope the next TV contract

includes day games. This sucks.

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im watching

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if adrian hits a game tying HR

and nobody is there to see it, did it still happen?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't know since

Cox is fcuking me out of this broadcast

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worse

he’s getting f**ked out by Cox.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Eckstein is totally Buddy’s teachers pet. He’s following him around and doing all the same things

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he wanted to hit

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardwick, Vasquez, Williams, Johnson,McNeill, Applewhite not practicing. Castillo is working. Don’t worry about McNeill. He’ll play — ka

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's in left field?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same crowd

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

durango is a black eckstein!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

controversial statement?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are both little and scrappy?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st SB

can he be scrappy and not white? does that even work?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I left GLB to bike to class and we were down 5-3

and now I’m in class and we’re tied in the tenth.

YES.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what class?

must be interesting

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

California History

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Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This...

this is history.

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

I’m just doing extra research on GLB.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woot! Padres won!

Speed Kills!!

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on Sep 16, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durango scores!

W!

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durango

who I’ve never seen before…

scores…we win

W

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's too fast to be photographed anyway

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

W

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Luis Durango

Luis Durango !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

=w=

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:-\

.

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm jealous.

Saw them last year at Cox Arena and it was the best concert of my life.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Viejas Arena now

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I refuse to call it that.

Just like I refuse to say “San Diego County Fair.”

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw that one too

I think this will be 3 for me

by jbox on Sep 16, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check this out

http://goaztecs.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/091609aab.html

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omg that game

changed my life.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Durango is not in this lineup daily from here

I am going to have someone’s head…and if Macias gets a start over Durango then I shall kill myself.

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy had a great game today, but let's not go nuts...

I’m pretty sure he still hasn’t hit a ball out of the infield.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

understood..

last time I got this excited about a flash in the pan speedster for the Pads was Miguel Dilone….look that one up, it didn’t last

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddy Guzman?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who cares if he collected hits that didn't leave the INF?

all the more impressive .

the guy had 3 infield hits that occured because he has 3.5 speed. Like SDSU Aztec said, “does speed slump” ? And the good news…the guy is very proficient at bunting.

Just found out from Padres front office guy Randy Smith that his percentage of attempts to success on his bunts for base hits was a whopping 51%

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what would you say if chase had 3 infield hits?

Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd call it for what it is

an aberration…..looks like a Chase Headley longball in 2009 is somewhat of an aberration as well. Looks like slap hitter Cabrera (OPS+100) and the big power threat Chase Headley (OPS+ 102) are neck & neck for the better OPS+

by texpadre on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who said headley was gonna develop into a big power hitter?

Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right..

I am setting the bar high, how about just a “power hitter” . 20-25 homeruns. You have to admit. 12 homeruns and a SLG% of .395 is disappointing.

Again, still early for Headley as he is only 25 but I have a hunch that it won’t happen. Hope I am wrong. I would still keep Headley over Kouz for 3b next year.

by texpadre on Sep 17, 2009 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Headley's VORP is 11.2

11.2 is at the top of the bottom third of corner OFers but a lot better than say a Garrett Anderson or Alfonso Soriano who the forward leaning Padres could have brought in here if they were cluelsss or rudderless ….it’s not been a waste with Headley in LF but obviously I am disappointed…long way to go, another 600 PA’s before casting aside “the Savior”.

by texpadre on Sep 17, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh really?

Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can I have your stuff?

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by Axion on Sep 16, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durango and Cabrera win for the Padres

Cool.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's my Everth.

How do you keep a Raider fan from jacking off?
Paint it blue and gold and he won't beat it for six years.

by jodes0405 on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does speed slump?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 16, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no but it can pull a muscle

Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

by CurbEnthusiasm on Sep 16, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just got back from the game

and durango is the fastest guy i have ever seen. a good W.

by Kozak on Sep 16, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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