Padres Anagrams
by jbox on Sep 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT
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Dex was just showing me this website that figures out an anagram for your name. I decided to do it for each of the Padres. Surprisingly in some cases the anagram actually describes the person. It's remarkable!
| NAME | ANAGRAM |
| Jeff Moorad | MAJOR OF FED |
| Tom Garfinkel | GNATLIKE FORM |
| Kevin Towers | I'VE NETWORKS |
| Paul DePodesta | UP PLEASED TOAD |
| Grady Fuson | FURY GONADS |
| Bud Black | BALD BUCK |
| Heath Bell | HELL! BATHE |
| Greg Burke | KRUGER BEG |
| Kevin Correia | CROAKIER VEIN |
| Sean Gallagher | HAS LARGE ANGEL |
| Luke Gregerson | OK GREENER SLUG |
| Mat Latos | AM TOTALS |
| Wade LeBlanc | CLEAN BAWLED |
| Edward Mujica | DRAW MAD JUICE |
| Luis Perdomo | I'M PROUD LOSE |
| Aaron Poreda | POOR AND AREA |
| Cesar Ramos | OR MASSACRE |
| Clayton Richard | A CONTRARY CHILD |
| Adam Russell | SMALL AS RUDE |
| Tim Stauffer | MATURE STIFF |
| Joe Thatcher | HA! REJECT HOT |
| Ryan Webb | BRAWN BYE |
| Eliezer Alfonzo | RAZZLE OF ONE LIE |
| Henry Blanco | LYNCH ON BEAR |
| Nick Hundley | UNKINDLY CHE |
| Everth Cabrera | BRAVER CHEATER |
| David Eckstein | KINDEST ADVICE |
| Adrian Gonzalez | DAZZLING ON AREA |
| Edgar Gonzalez | NAG DAZZLE OGRE |
| Kevin Kouzmanoff | KNAVE FUNK IF ZOOM |
| Luis Rodriguez | GURU IDOLIZERS |
| Oscar Salazar | ALAS! CZAR OR AS |
| Anthony Gwynn Junior | JOY! NOW HURTING NANNY |
| Chase Headley | ELSE HEADACHY |
| Drew Macias | A WEIRD SCAM |
| Will Venable | WELL! EVIL BAN |
| Gaslamp Ball | SMALL BAG PAL |
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This is most excellent.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ken Caminiti
I’M INANE TICK
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JER ON HOMOS
Sounds like a post at Jerry Coleman’s blog.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Media edition
Jerry Coleman: JEER NORMALCY
Ted Leitner: ELITE TREND
Andy Masur: ARM SUNDAY
Mark Grant: GRR! TANK AM
Mark Neely: MEEKLY RAN
Bob Scanlan: BBC ON NASAL
Steve Quis: I’VE QUESTS
Jenny Cavnar: ENVY CAN ‘N’ JAR
John Weisbarth: WHINE TRASH JOB
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that's not real
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, no!
yes!
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the best!
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by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 11, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I <3 GLB
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Sep 11, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LaDainian Tomlinson
NON-INITIAL AS OLD MAN
O_O
by JollyWaffle on Sep 11, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drew Macias = A WEIRD SCAM
I think the Padres are smuggling organic weed out of Oregon using Macias as a mule.
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
David Eckstein = Kindest Advice
true
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by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Kouzmanoff = Knave Funk If Zoom
I don’t even know what to say.
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by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know this from experience.
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by jodes0405 on Sep 12, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Diego Padres
= SIGN A DESPERADO
by mailboxhead on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
???
Los Angeles Dodgers = GREEDLESS GONDOLAS
Arizona Diamondbacks = I’M RANCID AND BAZOOKAS
Colorado Rockies = CROOKED OR SOCIAL
San Fransisco Giants = FAIR SONS AS SCANTING
by mailboxhead on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA! I posted this on Tweeter and you stole it
I stole it from South Side Sox.
Who probably stole it from someone else.
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 12, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New York Yankees
KEY: SNEAKY OWNER
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 12, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
Eat ’it, ’tec.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 12, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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