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2009 Padres Anagrams

Dex was just showing me this website that figures out an anagram for your name. I decided to do it for each of the Padres. Surprisingly in some cases the anagram actually describes the person.  It's remarkable!

 

NAME ANAGRAM
Jeff Moorad MAJOR OF FED
Tom Garfinkel GNATLIKE FORM
Kevin Towers I'VE NETWORKS
Paul DePodesta UP PLEASED TOAD
Grady Fuson FURY GONADS
Bud Black BALD BUCK
Heath Bell HELL! BATHE
Greg Burke KRUGER BEG
Kevin Correia CROAKIER VEIN
Sean Gallagher HAS LARGE ANGEL
Luke Gregerson OK GREENER SLUG
Mat Latos AM TOTALS
Wade LeBlanc CLEAN BAWLED
Edward Mujica DRAW MAD JUICE
Luis Perdomo I'M PROUD LOSE
Aaron Poreda POOR AND AREA
Cesar Ramos OR MASSACRE
Clayton Richard A CONTRARY CHILD
Adam Russell SMALL AS RUDE
Tim Stauffer MATURE STIFF
Joe Thatcher HA! REJECT HOT
Ryan Webb BRAWN BYE
Eliezer Alfonzo RAZZLE OF ONE LIE
Henry Blanco LYNCH ON BEAR
Nick Hundley UNKINDLY CHE
Everth Cabrera BRAVER CHEATER
David Eckstein KINDEST ADVICE
Adrian Gonzalez DAZZLING ON AREA
Edgar Gonzalez NAG DAZZLE OGRE
Kevin Kouzmanoff KNAVE FUNK IF ZOOM
Luis Rodriguez GURU IDOLIZERS
Oscar Salazar ALAS! CZAR OR AS
Anthony Gwynn Junior JOY! NOW HURTING NANNY
Chase Headley ELSE HEADACHY
Drew Macias A WEIRD SCAM
Will Venable WELL! EVIL BAN
Gaslamp Ball SMALL BAG PAL

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This is most excellent.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ken Caminiti

I’M INANE TICK

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawne Merriman

AHEM! WARM SINNER

by jbox on Sep 11, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

JER ON HOMOS

Sounds like a post at Jerry Coleman’s blog.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Media edition

Jerry Coleman: JEER NORMALCY
Ted Leitner: ELITE TREND
Andy Masur: ARM SUNDAY

Mark Grant: GRR! TANK AM
Mark Neely: MEEKLY RAN

Bob Scanlan: BBC ON NASAL
Steve Quis: I’VE QUESTS
Jenny Cavnar: ENVY CAN ‘N’ JAR
John Weisbarth: WHINE TRASH JOB

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

that's not real

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, no!

yes!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best!

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 11, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 GLB

DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.

by LJbumfool on Sep 11, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Drew Macias = A WEIRD SCAM

I think the Padres are smuggling organic weed out of Oregon using Macias as a mule.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

David Eckstein = Kindest Advice

true

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Kouzmanoff = Knave Funk If Zoom

I don’t even know what to say.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

???

Los Angeles Dodgers = GREEDLESS GONDOLAS
Arizona Diamondbacks = I’M RANCID AND BAZOOKAS
Colorado Rockies = CROOKED OR SOCIAL
San Fransisco Giants = FAIR SONS AS SCANTING

by mailboxhead on Sep 11, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA! I posted this on Tweeter and you stole it

I stole it from South Side Sox.

Who probably stole it from someone else.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 12, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

New York Yankees

KEY: SNEAKY OWNER

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 12, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

Eat ’it, ’tec.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 12, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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