Steps 43a-k of The Plan: More robots playing baseball
Some have criticized me and jbox for not getting more hard hitting information out of Tom Garfinkel and Mr. Jeff Moorad. Well here's the thing. We got more than you could ever hope to even understand.
We saw The Plan. We saw it on a series of whiteboards and laid out in binders. It was amazing. It glowed.
We didn't understand it so good. And when Garfinkel explained it to us, he kept telling us how we couldn't tell anybody about it and we nodded dumbly. But now that people be calling us out, I'm inclined to go back on my word and actually spell out some steps of the plan. Here's one in particular: Robots playing baseball.
That's right. Khalil was only the beginning. I don't care if this puts us out of grace with the front office. Padres fans need to know. They're going to put more robots on the field.
Your mind has been blown.
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That's what I'm talking 'bout!
This thing’s got Pulitzer stink all over it.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Aug 6, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
GIDP
If I’m going to be expected to worship these baseball-playing robot overlords, I’m going to need to see doubles in the gap, not GIDP.
AMANDA MATRICKS!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Now We're Getting Somewhere!
These robots – are they going to be designed for specific positions, or are they interchangable? Will they have humanoid exteriors, and if so, will they be both male and female? And will they be programmed to give autographs when asked?
that robot has a lot of the cla in him (or it....)
sometimes i take gaslampball with a sack of salt… 
mission accomplished.

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