Open Thread: Suggestion Box (Giveaways and Locations of JBox's whereabouts)
by Dex on Aug 25, 2009 11:08 AM PDT
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PrintI dunno what happened to jbox. Should we send out a search party? Maybe he quit the blog.
In any case, let's think of something to do, like together, as a group. My suggestion: Suggestions!
Here's what I'm figuring. I haven't seen a finalized list of giveaways for next season's giveaway games. Let's come up with some and vote for our favorites via Recs. Because they're graded by Recs, put multiple suggestions in multiple comments.
We know Garfinkel is bringing back bobblehead dolls. I'd like to see bobbleheads of not just players, but announcers, ushers, etcetera etcetera.
If you want other things to suggest, suggest places where we can start looking for jbox.
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jbox arrested!
stalking Carrie Prejean
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
I warned him
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Aug 25, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Who isn't showing up for a Kouz Koozie?
Assuming he’s still on the team. I’m 100% serious… the value of a good koozie cannot be overestimated, and you can never have too many.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Aug 25, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
My suggestion
Kyle Blanks 8-train whistles:
by Dex on Aug 25, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Bobblehead of a fan
Pick a seat at random, that fan gets a bobblehead doll made in their likeness. Maybe a free game ticket too, so they can bring the bobblehead back and put it on the jumbotron so the fans can see the result. Kind of involved, they’d have to take pictures of the fan then go and make the bobblehead, but hey, if you want to give back to the fans, go all out. Some friends had a Padre bobblehead of me made and it turned out really good. Just once a year, can’t be that expensive.
Unapologetic Trevor Hoffman apologist.
Or.......
Dex and jbox bobbleheads! Garfinkel loves you guys and he loves bobbleheads, sounds like a perfect match.
Unapologetic Trevor Hoffman apologist.
by sdgaucho on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like this one
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
The Luigi bobblehead in a boston jersey
and the ultra special one of him wearing Angel gear
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 25, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd pay for that
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Aug 25, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So would I
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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Aug 25, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Manager for the day
They should do this at every home game: Some lucky fan, chosen by a random drawing of seat number, would get to manage the team for the day, along with all the perks and drawbacks that that position involves. Sit in the dugout, custom jersey with your name and seat number, the press debrief after the game, and, if the Padres win, a lifetime subscription to US Weekly.
In the event (likely) that the randomly chosen seat number is vacant, Bud Black would still manage, since that is the nearest approximation of an empty chair available.
"And now for something completely different"
???
We know Garfinkel is bringing back bobblehead dolls. I’d like to see bobbleheads of not just players, but announcers, ushers, etcetera etcetera.
Dex are you suggesting a Press Gate Bruce bobblehead??
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Or what about
a Garfinkel eating breakfast bobblehead?? It’s Garfinkel sitting at a table with the bacon and eggs being the “bobble” part.
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Here's one of my favorites
Jeff Moorad beard night. Anyone with a beard gets in for free plus as you walk in all fans without beards are given fake paper beards with string to attach to their face (kind of like how the Uncle Teddy mask was). Just think of how scary that many Moorad beards in one place would be. 1 is scary enough but a whole ballpark full of them is downright terrifying.
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by SDPads_1 on Aug 25, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
In all seriousness
I’d be down for a Jerry Coleman and Ted Leitner bobble head set.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
In all seriousness
I’d like that bobblehead set too. You sir get a rec for the first legit idea on this post.
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by SDPads_1 on Aug 25, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd it Dex
I got your back. Even if you don’t want to play Wii with me.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
On paper
it looks like a good idea. But just think about being at that game and the noise that thousands of whistles would make. It would be worse than a Mexican soccer game and all those damn horns.
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you mean BETTER than
it wouldnt hurt to have a little noise there.
but yes, i understand it could get annoying and distracting, etc.
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by LJbumfool on Aug 25, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw jbox on Channel 4
Next to the Tony Gwynn Statue.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
I always get really stressed out when I haven't heard from jbox in too long
I’d tell you what my doctor says but I didn’t ask him.
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An electronic pocket sized version of
The Hat Shuffle
Kouz > The Savior....yeah, I said it.
by icaughthundleys#4 on Aug 25, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
How much does each these giveaways costs?
How about do a random drawing and give a fan the $10 – 20K that they would be spending of junk that you don’t want.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
I think the giveaways are free or low cost to the team because they're sponsored.
That’s why when you get a cool throwback hat you have to deal with a giant Oggi’s logo on it or something similar. I’m not sure what sponsor would want to spend $20k to reach one potential customer. Although, I’m sure that’s a great way to make a customer for life.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Aug 25, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I like all that "junk" they give out
I like it so much I dedicated an entire site to it…..PLUG PLUG PLUG
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I like the idea of this site
I probably have a bunch of stuff to contribute if you want anything.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it
Make it a link in your sig so I don’t have to work so hard to get there.
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Perfect
I like the punctuation, too, because more than once I had forgotten what the .400 in ’94 was.
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Cool stuff
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
I love free crap!
It’s be awesome to have a David Eckstein growth chart
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is VERY bad.
by clydeoverslept on Aug 25, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
What and give them out to infants?
Because most kids are already the size of Eckstein or bigger so it would be pointless for them to have a chart that they have already outgrown.
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I want one
so that I could stand next to it and feel like Chris Young – without the mashed-in face and bum wing
How about a Eckstein mini-bat so that you could swing one that was the same size as the one he uses in the games?
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is VERY bad.
by clydeoverslept on Aug 25, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
But just because I like the idea of growth charts and I loved my Steve Finely one.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
he should be looking up on the chart, since most people measuring themselves would be taller than him
by Stephen (shaynes41) on Aug 25, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the Chargers adopt this
I would definitely make some Chargers-themed Breakfast Town t-shirts.
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by John Gennaro on Aug 25, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Action figures of the whole Ch4 team
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
The best part
is that none of them are at all creepy. None. None at all.
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YES!
Team Channel 4 action figures? TOM MAKE IT BE SO!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What about exploding battery night?
Maybe when the Mets are in town?
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Aug 25, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Cardboard cutouts
of What Chrissy is wearing
then they can be turned into motivators for the pennant race, ala Major League
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
1984 NLCS Replica "Cub Buster" T-Shirts
When the Cubs come to town in 2010.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Model "El Camino" Cars
When the Cardinals come to town.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bibles
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inspired by 'tec
Aladdin Bail Bonds T-shirt night during Dodger homestands.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Cosponsored by Kerry Stiegerwalt's Pacific Law Center?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Save that for when the Pirates come to town.
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Matt Holliday High Chair Night
So he can finally reach the plate.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Aug 25, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
you guys are missing the most obvious ...
shouldn’t be too hard to slap FRIAR logos on these. Heck maybe even paint them red white and blue to match the team colors.
552
by wrveres on Aug 25, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Or perhaps bobbleheads AS their breakfast of choice
Adrian with pancakes for a head
Chris Young with a grapefruit head
Eckstein with fried egg eyes and a bacon smile
Best Season Ever.
Sounds like nobody is there
and Ted confirmed it’s a small crowd.
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