Emergency Open Thread 8/20 Cardinals and Padres
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Breakfast.
GO PADRES!
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Finally alone!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
dont break out the lotion just yet
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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Such inspired writing
Was this your first lesson at law school?
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Med School
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he went to law school?
he never said
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by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nobody is looking!

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I'm the moderator
At least I was for a few hours on 4/1/09
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Game over
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Not a very inspired start for Timmay
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Dexter Carter is worse
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
don't say that
that’s terrible
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yikes
Carter IP0.1 H6 R8 ER8 BB1 K1 ERA 9.98
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking for the infinity sign to put next to the ERA
but I couldn’t find it. But just imagine I did, and maybe you smiled a little.
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Isn't it why aren't we getting bizarro Stauffer?
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I know, that was the bizarre part!
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this is the real stauffer
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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Warm up the pen Bud.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Perdomo, how ya feelin'?
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Should we call up Buck Cherry?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
VICTORY!!!!
we got the pitcher out.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
At least Luebke had a killer start.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Santa Maria
Kyle Blanks, baby.
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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
jbox lover
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Love seeing them answer back
Even if it’s only one run.
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I like the train whistle
i don’t care what you think
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
care what you think, wonko?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the emailing to the radio booth thing was gonna be corny
but getting stories out of Ted is great.
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I know a lot of people hate him for some reason
but I really enjoy listening to Leitner. Maybe I’ve been indoctrinated?
It's nice when other fans ask you who he is
and tell you how much better than their guy he is.
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He just told the one where somebody leaned over
and took the hamburger patty out of The Gwynn’s burger, and he kept on eating it and talking without realizing. When he finally did, he laughed hysterically. Then I got a little misty-eyed when he talked about Tony’s laugh.
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I enjoy it
but I hardly ever get to watch it.
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I've got it
but I feel like I never have the time to sit down and watch it.
I should see about getting it on my phone.
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Ugh, $1.99 per episode
Stupid cost of convenience….
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Hulu?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh damn it is on there, huh.
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Oh you know what
They send you over to Sho.com
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and it's editted? wtf
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I don't know if that's what that means
It just puts a disclaimer up when you start the video, telling you to subscribe to Showtime. Which I already do… so…
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Jeezis, Stauffer....
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:(
҉
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I thought he was out
.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Andy said
just because the ball was there first doesn’t mean he was out, so he saw what you did, methinks.
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Ballz.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Eric Sogard has two HRs tonight.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
There game is already garbage.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, alright
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Stauffer looks so good on some ABs and so awful on others.
Frustrating.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed
It just gives people that believe him in something to cling to. Be good or don’t, damnit! Quit being in-between!
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I think we got the pitcher out again.
Does that count?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I don’t even think we’ve ruined anything yet.
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Joel Pineiro has two walks
we’re ruining his BB/9, I supposed.
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minus that d there at the end.
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Also his WHIP
We are trying to ruin the fact that no baserunner has stolen a base on him this season but we are failing to ruin that.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably about as many as there are keeping score.
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Ted told this story
When the Philadelphia Phillies played at the Baker Bowl during the 1920s, an outfield wall advertisement for Lifebuoy stated, “The Phillies use Lifebuoy”. One night a graffiti artist sneaked in and added to the ad, “And they still stink”. Variations of the joke were also employed by detractors of other losing teams.
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wat iz lifebuoy?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
a type of soap, apparently.
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what is soap?
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
a cleansing agent made from the salts of animal or vegetable fats
or the street name for liquid ecstasy, apparently.
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yeah
apparently
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
5 Ks again for Stauffer.
The stuff is there. He just has to harness it consistently.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
6 Ks, actually.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to do everything around here.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
dont' forget about law school
never forget about law school.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"last inning it looked like the bases were gonna be jammed with all kinds of people going the wrong way"
I love you, Jerry.
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The Colonel is the best.
Just not at PBP.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I really miss him hanging stars
and he can’t do that anymore as the color guy. :(
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Oh they still hang stars.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but the sound of the star swinging doesn't come through over the radio.
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Looks like Tim matched last weekend's numbers.
5 IP, 4 ER, 6 K.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
But it was a home run!
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like last night, huh?
We’ll wake up for the 9th.
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Nick Hundley August OPS
remains at .000
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I'm losing my patience with him.
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can we have ramon back?
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I loved his ability
but he’s not a team player. Opting for that wrist surgery because of impending free agency while we struggled to get to the playoffs rubbed me the wrong way.
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twss
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the one thing
this team really needs is something other than a black hole from their catching position.
They say his defense is not good.
They like his bat, though.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll make a good platoon partner for Hundley
Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.
Maybe he'll be the Kouz of catching, then
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Come up and suck at hitting
but suddenly develop decent defense?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the move, alright
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I've heard talk of him moving to the outfield.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz or Canham?
Please not Canham, his only value is in being a catcher.
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Canham.
Can you imagine Kouz in the outfield?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Headley, right?
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No
He’s a read good leader as a C. Led his college staff to National Championship. And his bat isn’t good enough for OF.
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Mmmmmmm
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damn
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Holliday sure likes hitting triples against us.
When’s he a free agent?
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by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
You know
since we’ve got all this money laying around after the Peavy trade…
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Towers and Moorad talk about bringing in another power bat
to protect Adrian. Holliday would be the PERFECT guy, provided they actually were willing to pay for him.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't have that much money
They could fit it in their payroll for 1 or 2 years, but something tells me the deal will be longer.
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Too bad.
If Moorad REALLY wanted to get fans excited, he’d sign Holliday.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It would hurt the team in the long run
And probably wouldn’t result in a championship.
Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.
Which is also too bad.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Greg Burke
New queen of the run fairies.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hoping we see more Webb and less Burke
Webb has to work on his command but he has an electric arm. Burke doesn’t really have much upside.
Today should be considered a success for our pitching.
We haven’t given up any walks or hits to the opposing pitcher!
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
little steps
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Nice one, Tony.
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TG(win)J
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splain please!
why r we taking thatcher out?
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Because Pujols is a righty.
He kills lefties, and Thatcher can’t get righties out yet.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that's kinda sad
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Kuroda and Young weren't lefties
And he attempted to kill them.
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err
not Kuroda.
The guy he hit in the leg.
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Bard?
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He needs to be outlawed
like maple bats.
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Mujica up.
I hope Pujols doesn’t try to finish the job.
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by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Beginning to really like Mujica
he’s a tough bastard
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Mass hysteria!
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
His OPS has life!
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh...
We’ve got something going here…
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Time for the Salad Czar?
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
No it's Venable.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
I can't argue with it, I guess
but maybe Salad Czar would have been better off the bench.
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Bud-bot wanted the left-handed bat
to face the righty.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a crappy at-bat.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Did we win yet?
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Jon Berger is a pimp daddy.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
I also like Chris Fetter
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
needy got kind of knocked around tonight
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally!
a break
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Gameday says "in play, no out"
What happened?
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
he was off the bag at second
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Damn Eck.
He hasn’t been clutch in a while.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
9th already
it was the sixth a minute ago :(
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Nice round of applause
for the robot. Phantom would be proud.
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
K
Slider away. Phantom would be proud.
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Slider away.
Awesome.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
0 for 4 today, Adrian
:(
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someone needs to hold
that guy down and shave his stupid 80’s tache off!
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
Another pitching change
LaRussa, you sir, are a urethra.
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Just like Joe Torre.
Manages every game like a playoff game.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, thanks for coming out boys and girls
over to you sdsuaztec4
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
L
If you’re a Padre that can hit the baseball, please step forward.
Not so fast, everyone except Kyle Blanks.
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When will Headley take one deep again ?
I hate Headley’s swing from the left side. It generates such little power. His Slg pct. is bordering on brutal.
Recap
Stauffer sucked, then was good, then sucked again. Padres offense just plain sucked.
Go ahead and front page that mods.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions














