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Emergency Open Thread 8/20 Cardinals and Padres

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Breakfast.

 

GO PADRES!

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Finally alone!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

dont break out the lotion just yet

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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Such inspired writing

Was this your first lesson at law school?

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Med School

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he went to law school?

he never said

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lolz

They’re always here, doing their secret behind the scenes work.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is looking!

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the moderator

At least I was for a few hours on 4/1/09

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's bullshit

Molina totally threw out his arm.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a very inspired start for Timmay

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Dexter Carter is worse

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't say that

that’s terrible

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Carter IP0.1 H6 R8 ER8 BB1 K1 ERA 9.98

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking for the infinity sign to put next to the ERA

but I couldn’t find it. But just imagine I did, and maybe you smiled a little.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it why aren't we getting bizarro Stauffer?

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on guys

He had several good starts.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, that was the bizarre part!

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the real stauffer

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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warm up the pen Bud.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Perdomo, how ya feelin'?

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Should we call up Buck Cherry?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

VICTORY!!!!

we got the pitcher out.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Luebke had a killer start.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Santa Maria

Kyle Blanks, baby.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Blanks

He is straight powerful

by SDfaninAZ on Aug 20, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

flagged

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by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

jbox lover

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Love seeing them answer back

Even if it’s only one run.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the train whistle

i don’t care what you think

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven't met someone who does.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

care what you think, wonko?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought the emailing to the radio booth thing was gonna be corny

but getting stories out of Ted is great.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I know a lot of people hate him for some reason

but I really enjoy listening to Leitner. Maybe I’ve been indoctrinated?

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's nice when other fans ask you who he is

and tell you how much better than their guy he is.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just told the one where somebody leaned over

and took the hamburger patty out of The Gwynn’s burger, and he kept on eating it and talking without realizing. When he finally did, he laughed hysterically. Then I got a little misty-eyed when he talked about Tony’s laugh.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever watch

Bullshit on Showtime? Such a wonderfully snarky show.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy it

but I hardly ever get to watch it.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DVR my friend.

It’s a wonderful invention.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got it

but I feel like I never have the time to sit down and watch it.

I should see about getting it on my phone.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, $1.99 per episode

Stupid cost of convenience….

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hulu?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn it is on there, huh.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you know what

They send you over to Sho.com

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's editted? wtf

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's ass

The best part of that show is all the superflous titties.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if that's what that means

It just puts a disclaimer up when you start the video, telling you to subscribe to Showtime. Which I already do… so…

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezis, Stauffer....

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

҉

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was out

.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy said

just because the ball was there first doesn’t mean he was out, so he saw what you did, methinks.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballz.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Sogard has two HRs tonight.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

There game is already garbage.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, alright

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Stauffer looks so good on some ABs and so awful on others.

Frustrating.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

It just gives people that believe him in something to cling to. Be good or don’t, damnit! Quit being in-between!

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we got the pitcher out again.

Does that count?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I don’t even think we’ve ruined anything yet.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel Pineiro has two walks

we’re ruining his BB/9, I supposed.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

minus that d there at the end.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also his WHIP

We are trying to ruin the fact that no baserunner has stolen a base on him this season but we are failing to ruin that.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

E-Cab was safe. Dude didn’t tag him, by the time Everth slid into the tag his hand was already on base.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably about as many as there are keeping score.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted told this story
When the Philadelphia Phillies played at the Baker Bowl during the 1920s, an outfield wall advertisement for Lifebuoy stated, “The Phillies use Lifebuoy”. One night a graffiti artist sneaked in and added to the ad, “And they still stink”. Variations of the joke were also employed by detractors of other losing teams.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wat iz lifebuoy?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a type of soap, apparently.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is soap?

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cleansing agent made from the salts of animal or vegetable fats

or the street name for liquid ecstasy, apparently.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

apparently

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 Ks again for Stauffer.

The stuff is there. He just has to harness it consistently.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So Tec

Do you have to do the game recap also?

by SDfaninAZ on Aug 20, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to do everything around here.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I figured

All this work and med school, they are killing you

by SDfaninAZ on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont' forget about law school

never forget about law school.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh of course not

You need the law degree for all the malpractice lawsuits right?

by SDfaninAZ on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"last inning it looked like the bases were gonna be jammed with all kinds of people going the wrong way"

I love you, Jerry.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Colonel is the best.

Just not at PBP.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really miss him hanging stars

and he can’t do that anymore as the color guy. :(

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the sound of the star swinging doesn't come through over the radio.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like last night, huh?

We’ll wake up for the 9th.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Hundley August OPS

remains at .000

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm losing my patience with him.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we have ramon back?

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved his ability

but he’s not a team player. Opting for that wrist surgery because of impending free agency while we struggled to get to the playoffs rubbed me the wrong way.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the one thing

this team really needs is something other than a black hole from their catching position.

by Phantom on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canham is on the way

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They say his defense is not good.

They like his bat, though.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll make a good platoon partner for Hundley

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he'll be the Kouz of catching, then

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come up and suck at hitting

but suddenly develop decent defense?

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the move, alright

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz or Canham?

Please not Canham, his only value is in being a catcher.

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by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canham.

Can you imagine Kouz in the outfield?

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Headley, right?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He’s a read good leader as a C. Led his college staff to National Championship. And his bat isn’t good enough for OF.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

After the world series

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

since we’ve got all this money laying around after the Peavy trade…

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Towers and Moorad talk about bringing in another power bat

to protect Adrian. Holliday would be the PERFECT guy, provided they actually were willing to pay for him.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't have that much money

They could fit it in their payroll for 1 or 2 years, but something tells me the deal will be longer.

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad.

If Moorad REALLY wanted to get fans excited, he’d sign Holliday.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would hurt the team in the long run

And probably wouldn’t result in a championship.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Burke

New queen of the run fairies.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoping we see more Webb and less Burke

Webb has to work on his command but he has an electric arm. Burke doesn’t really have much upside.

by texpadre on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today should be considered a success for our pitching.

We haven’t given up any walks or hits to the opposing pitcher!

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

little steps

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one, Tony.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

TG(win)J

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

splain please!

why r we taking thatcher out?

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Pujols is a righty.

He kills lefties, and Thatcher can’t get righties out yet.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

fnx

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's kinda sad

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda and Young weren't lefties

And he attempted to kill them.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

err

not Kuroda.

The guy he hit in the leg.

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bard?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homer Bailey

but yeah, Bard too.

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to be outlawed

like maple bats.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mujica up.

I hope Pujols doesn’t try to finish the job.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Beginning to really like Mujica

he’s a tough bastard

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick hit!

dogs and cats
living together

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yes it's true

this man has no dick

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

We’ve got something going here…

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't argue with it, I guess

but maybe Salad Czar would have been better off the bench.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we win yet?

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Berger is a pimp daddy.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I also like Chris Fetter

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sampson

FTW

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

needy got kind of knocked around tonight

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

a break

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he was off the bag at second

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it

and I have no idea

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Eck.

He hasn’t been clutch in a while.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

9th already

it was the sixth a minute ago :(

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice round of applause

for the robot. Phantom would be proud.

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Slider away. Phantom would be proud.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slider away.

Awesome.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a miracle

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by Wonko on Aug 20, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

0 for 4 today, Adrian

:(

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

someone needs to hold

that guy down and shave his stupid 80’s tache off!

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Another pitching change

LaRussa, you sir, are a urethra.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like Joe Torre.

Manages every game like a playoff game.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 20, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thanks for coming out boys and girls

over to you sdsuaztec4

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Aug 20, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

L

If you’re a Padre that can hit the baseball, please step forward.

Not so fast, everyone except Kyle Blanks.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Aug 20, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

When will Headley take one deep again ?

I hate Headley’s swing from the left side. It generates such little power. His Slg pct. is bordering on brutal.

by texpadre on Aug 20, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Recap

Stauffer sucked, then was good, then sucked again. Padres offense just plain sucked.

Go ahead and front page that mods.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 20, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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