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So the Padres are going to serve breakfast before the remaining Sunday home games. According to Tom Garfinkel, "San Diego is a 'breakfast town'".

Here in San Diego, we eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch for breakfast (or breakfast part II) and dinner for breakfast. We also eat breakfast for lunch and breakfast for dinner, which, when taken in conjunction with the previous sentence, means that we sometimes eat breakfast for f_ckin' breakfast breakfasts.

A la carte offerings include the following:

  • The breakfast bowl - a Southwest egg scramble, complete with buttermilk biscuit croutons, crumbed maple sausage and country sausage gravy, and topped with fresh chives
  • Bistro baguette - an egg sandwich with the choice of meat and cheese
  • Cinnamon rolls and fresh pastries - a large cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing
  • Fresh fruit
  • Blueberry muffin - a large muffin with fresh blueberries dipped in seared butter and topped with maple syrup, soaked walnuts and fresh whipped cream

 

You want to know what else I want to see? Join me after the jump:

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Here's what I want if I'm gonna eat breakfast at your ballpark:

 

  • Cracker Jack Cereal - A bowl full of Cracker Jack with whole milk. Top with strawberries for a healthy treat.
  • Scrambled Eggs and Hot Dogs - Pure protein.
  • Oatmeal with Hot Dogs - Try it.
  • Toasted Hot Dog Buns with Butter and Jam - Just like it sounds
  • Breakfast Sausage Corn Dogs - When you're sick of hot dogs.
  • The Daybreak - Beverage offering. Beer and OJ. Pour and serve like a black and tan.
  • Cold Pizza - Unserved pizza from last night, served on a napkin. Just like home.
  • Garlic Fries with Dipping Syrup - Blueberry jam. Mollasses. Egg yolks.
  • Waffles with Mustard and Jalepenos - Ketchup and Onions optional
  • Breakfast Muffin with a Popcorn in the Middle - A tasty surprise. Won't they be glad it's not a bone!
  • Bacon and Egg Dogs - Think a TJ or whistle dog, but done like a croque madame.
Also, I want to be able to show up in my PJs or whatever I typically wear to sleep. Others are encouraged to do the same. Especially the sexy people. Sex sells! Sex sells!

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I sleep in the buff.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 9, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Yes I am.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 9, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he deserves a day off

DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.

by LJbumfool on Jul 9, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, those are great.

I like the ones without chocolate chips better, though.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cracker Jack Cereal

Too easy to not be done already. There’s even prizes in the box!

I just invented these, too:

Super Breakfast Nachos: Chips topped with scrambled egg, crumbled sausage, cheese gravy

Super Breakfast Nachos Benedict: Chips topped with scrambled egg, ham, hollandaise sauce.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"Padres to debut Breakfast at the Park"
“Fans can enjoy breakfast on PETCO Park playing field beginning Sunday, July 19”

Now you can lose your breakfast and your lunch!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Jul 9, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

might I add

a RISPwich – the breakfast sandwich that never makes it home
the French GIDP sandwich – usually served by Kouz, Edgar, Blanks, Headly, Venable…pretty much everybody
Mendoza waffle – light and fluffy, like swinging your bat through the air – a favorite of half the batting order
the Raspberry Error – a muff-in, usually not or poorly covered, resulting in a nasty raspberry or a bruise

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

this is hilarious

these cevants at 100 Park Ave think that the sheep that enter the gates each day are there for the food, and this embodies that mentality more than the other idiot promotions

one day they’ll realize that they are in SoCal and here we care what enters our bodies (take the pun as you will)

food does not bring fans you morons, try fielding a professional team

by pastorn on Jul 9, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they should go all the way

And sponsor an eating contest. Then you have food and professionals and everybody’s happy!

by Dex on Jul 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food promos may not bring people in

but deals like the 5 for $5 help prevent families from deciding a night at the ballpark is too expensive.

I don’t go for the off field bells and whistles, but I’m getting a little sick of people commenting on the supposedly idiocy of the entertainment marketing, of which they most likely have zero professional expertise.

by 'Eaters on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the marketing clowns down at petco

were smarter, they would have promotion during the week to fill more seats, not the weekends when they are already gonna draw more fans regardless of what is being handed out each saturday night

I am anti everything Giles...

by icaughthundleys#4 on Jul 9, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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