Pad Squad Carrie signs a book deal

by jbox on Jul 20, 2009 10:22 AM PDT Comment 32 comments

Pad Squad Carrie's book "Still Standing" will be released in November 2009.

I wonder if Pad Squad Carrie needs a ghostwriter. I see this story as a young woman's strange journey from the Pad Squad to Media Darling. I could also provide illustrations.

Now she will tell her side of the story, answering such questions as what happened behind the scenes at the pageant, why she answered the Perez Hilton question as she did, what really led to her losing the Miss California crown, and how she has been forced to battle the left’s double-standard on free speech and the bias against conservatives - particularly conservative women - who stand up for their beliefs.

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The title

“Still Standing” should be the title of her book if her career were in boxing, or even being a ringside girl. May I recommend “Still Slingshotting?” How about “Still Opposite?”

Please provide illustrations, use crayon.

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by Axion on Jul 20, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hmmmmm...

Think I’ll wait for the movie.

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 20, 2009 12:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Keep it Sassy, Pad Squad Carrie

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by Wonko on Jul 20, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So....

Can book burning come back into style now?

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jul 20, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

why?

you going to burn O’bamas book too? because they both said the exact same thing. Plus if you are going to burn a book I have like 90 others that would be good to start with.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So now Obama is black-irish?

by Themanthemyththelegend on Jul 20, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe i should have expanded my thought

But I don’t care about her opinion on same sex marriage

I just don’t think her situation deserves a book.
i also don’t think Elizabeth Edwards or Amber Frye deserved book deals either.

It happens but it doesn’t mean anyone needs to think it’s a good idea.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jul 20, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Deserves got nothing to do with it

We don’t deserve a blog, but here we are.

by jbox on Jul 20, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually, the Padres don't deserve this blog

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by planetjeffy on Jul 20, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yea

a lot of people don’t deserve the things they have, but they have them… And people either like it or hate it, it happens no matter what anyone’s opinion is.

I’m not trying to start a great debate at all. i’ll ammend my book burning statement.

“Well that’s a stupid book idea, oh well” the end.

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by C8LIN B on Jul 20, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She deserves to be seduced by you

Go ahead, make her gay.

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by Axion on Jul 20, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

then don’t buy it.

I am not going to read it or buy it.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Right

We’re both waiting for the book on tape.

by jbox on Jul 20, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

podcast

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

speaking of which

When is Gaslamp going to start doing podcasts.

I was thinking that a few of us can get together (Like TTG, Jbox, Wonko and SDSU) and we start drinking, then we watch a slightly condescend game and start recording the audio…of course it would be NC-17 but so are the padres game right now.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm very self conscious

I have a really shrill high pitched voice.

by jbox on Jul 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the invite, Ron.

A-hole.

by Drama on Jul 20, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In my defense

I am drunk

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's no excuse at this point.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The next time I run into jbox or Dex

I’m going to audioboo them and it will be the first official GLB minicast. Consider it a done deal.

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by Axion on Jul 20, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sounds like a bad version of

mst3k

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Jul 20, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Half that Podcast

Would be me and ’tec talking about the great teams in San Antonio and Fort Wayne, which would make jbox fall asleep.

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by Wonko on Jul 20, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh fo Sho

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 20, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That would effin' rule.

Let’s do this thing. I’ll do it like everything else I do and phone it in.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd like to join the party

I will bring my skirt.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 21, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, like Twilight.

Boom! 89.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 20, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ugh

twilight……

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 20, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's twilight?

by jbox on Jul 20, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

What's twilight?

….when the first light of the sun lights the sky and ends when the upper limb (edge) of the sun clears the horizon….

That’s twilight.

That Vampire movie ain’t got shit on the sunrise.

by Themanthemyththelegend on Jul 20, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh brother...

Looks like she’s learned a lot from Perez Hilton about being a media hound and making the most of her 15 minutes of fame – chaching! She should thank him at this point! Good for her I suppose, though you couldn’t pay me to read the thing.

Free speech? Last I checked she wasn’t in jail for anything she said.

by Christina on Jul 20, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs