Nothing But Cussing Club - Because Science Said So
by Axion on Jul 13, 2009 11:56 AM PDT
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PrintSwearing 'helps to reduce pain'
So some scientists did a thing where they determined that swearing can help you endure pain for up to 50% longer. Earlier attempts to stifle our free expression were met with hostility, and for good reason. Swearing is healthy, and when you have plenty to swear about, holding back is probably unhealthy.
Has your Jake Peavy been in a cast? Is your Chris Young's arm sore? Has your Adrian Gonzalez not hit a homerun in a month? Was your Scott Hairston traded away for dudes you don't know? Are you 36-52 at the Break? Then swear it up, sailor. Science demands it.
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As an A's fan I just got done with a long session
of “reducing my pain” after learning the PTBNL is Gallagher. You guys should be much happier with that trade now. G’s 23, throws 95, has a good curve and you will have him through 2013.
Well
This news makes me feel a whole lot f-cking better.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jul 13, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
"You ask who Jayson Werth is? Well, bud, I have an answer: He’s a World Series champion and member of Brian Hickey’s fantasy-baseball team." -Hickey
feels good, right?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I heard this on Rock 105.3 during the BC and Clint show
for Medical Monday. Nothing better than learning your “science” from some goofball rock DJ’s.
Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.
BC and Clint have the Internet, too?
Wow, this thing is really getting around…
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
I miss the Mikey Show
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 14, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You can listen online I believe.
Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BEING A PADRES FAN IS IRRITATING, FRUSTRATING, AND ANNOYING.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I DONT FEEL ANY BETTER WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Jul 14, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
It takes a while to kick in.
Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.
This
is f_____g b______t!!
Hmmm, I dunno about pain free but I think I lost weight!
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT GODDAMN KHALIL FUCKING GREENE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
that is all
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
goddamn phanto-fuckin-mm!
That’s who! Shit.
…and me, a little bit.
"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy
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