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Open Thread, 7/12: Padres vs Giants

San Diego Padres at San Francisco Giants, Jul 12, 2009 1:05 PM PDT


I'm not sure if a win today is even possible, but I figure at the very least, we'll have each other, though I'm not sure what that does for us either. Part of me figures, even with our payroll as low as it is, these guys must be pretty decent at baseball. Also, I figure that if they were trying to win, they'd be able to win a game every now and then, which they can't.

Therefore, my only conclusion is that they're not trying at all. They're trying to lose. Since it's our job to support them, I'm actively rooting against them. Actually, that's masochistic. I think what I'll actually do is watch the game until they get a lead and then turn it off and imagine that they won the game. That's a good goal. Get a lead at some point in the game.

GO PADRES! SCORE A RUN!

Poll
Will the Padres have a lead at any point in today's game?
Heck no, unless by "lead" you mean a clue to solve a mystery, in which case, maybe.
28 votes
Heck yeah, unless by "lead" you mean having more points than the other team, in which case no.
50 votes

78 votes | Poll has closed

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That's probably my favorite poll ever.

I’m aware that that’s also what she said.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is watching the Futures game?

The Padres have no future, so it’s understandable I can’t find anybody from the organization on the field.

by Lancers46 on Jul 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at the moment the Futures game is in rain delay.

My understanding is that they are currently broadcasting last year’s game.

This year, we’ve got Mat Latos and Luis Durango.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it was in delay

and I’m all over MLB.com trying to find rosters … to no avail.

by Lancers46 on Jul 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Try MiLB.com

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos and Durango

Also, two of our affiliates already won their first half championships. So I’m not sure what you are talking about.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the gameday.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_07_12_wftmin_uftmin_1&mode=gameday

Durango is playing CF for the World team, and Latos is pitching in the 5th I believe for the US.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonko can not blame last nights loss on me

I wasnt there.

SF was a blast irregardless.

I am ambivalent about seeing a no-hitter versus my Padres.

Die FOSFO. Die.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I was there on Saturday

It was fun watching Stauffer deal. Not so much watching our hitters flail.

No worries on the No-hitter. I attended us getting no-hit against A.J. Burnett. Although, IIRC I didn’t even know it was going on. He had 9 BBs and 1 HBP. I think we had the base loaded twice and it was a close game. I thought we were going to win!

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on Jul 13, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put Venable batting second?

Okeedokee. Hes been looking overmatched.
Wait, everyone has been looking overmatched.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Stauffer looked good last night

No? 7Ks in 7IP only 4 hits and 1 (intentional) walk. That’s good for a 0.71 WHIP and 9K/9

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He did indeed.

I liked how he was locating his pitches. Seemed to have good command of everything.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE RUN HOMER!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i did this

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

great minds?

BTW that anydvd no te gusta vista x64

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

try running in compatibility mode or did the install just say no?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trial copy won't let me update the program to support the movie I have

and the pirated copies all have keys that have been closed by the company already. Guess I gotta spend 50-100 bucks on a stupid hdcp cable

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a license for AnyDVD HD

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 for lifetime

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouzmawhack!

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead?

Oh, wow. I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, there you are

Miss me?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PFOMiss

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah not the best pick.

At least he can walk. The rest can come later.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of

Antonelli still had a high OBP before he really shit the bed.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really?

I don’t recall him doing anything good except that 2007 SA season.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya remember at the begining of last season

His OBP was hovering around .400 when he was hitting in the low .200s

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ended 2008 with a 335 obp

but I can’t find any minor league splits for month to month

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a few years

he’s gonna be loudly informing police who the eff he is.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy F'ing Winn

Actually all the Giants ended up with the middle name F’ing after a few Irish coffees.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is so, uh, large

but dude has serious power

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

double TWSS

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Neely

watches no video.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him a couple days ago

I cant say anything nice, so I wont say anything at all.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please?

Mean is good. Let the hate flow; you’ll feel a lot better.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better yet

Do a fanpost.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do several of them

About several topics I experienced in SF.

I havent been sufficiently persuaded to do any of them.
One could be what starting pitchers do after the game they got pwned.

That’s gonna be a super secret one.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can say is the Joshes were creative

pleading the Fifth

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pleading?

Is that the new GLB slang for drinking?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

we pleaded ALOT in SF. ALOT.

Padres Baseball. Pleading Heavily.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

It’s probably better if you keep these stories to yourself.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stop the pleading.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let It Plead

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so not me

Maybe I would need to be a Whiskey Girl.
But I prefer RUM.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it takes...

Reminds me of Jerry and George’s key to Elaine’s vault.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm...

Sailor Jerry; now that’s the shiz.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sailor Jerry!

There are about 2 bars in all of Chicago that have Jerry.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some :)

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Now I need to go make myself a drink, which is strange because it’s not even a Padres-related need to drink.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUD.IS.AWESOME.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina GiDPs.

I’ll take every one of those I can get from that dude.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Love me some DP

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Blanks looked like WTF was that?

That, young Padawan, was a BZito curveball.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol that was awesome

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Are people really wondering

why the Padres didn’t prevent Ishikawa from falling?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If they had tried

they would have bitched that they interfered with him trying to catch the ball.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cla looks over

Oh, look, a Giant falling over the railing.
Here, let me help you.
Fall. Headfirst.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venable is 2-2.

Maybe we should always bat him second.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz is hot

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how his eyes pop outta his head

just before he hits it.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

also hitting well

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

As any major league team should

We’re overachieving today

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he has like 2 in the series

Which was the most until today

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulders are probably hurt.

It can’t be easy carrying 24 other guys.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FONZIIIIIIIIIIII

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonzie!

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

REPEAT

THREE RUN HOMER CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Blanks really should be able to hit Zito.

Especially considering that this appears to be one of Zito’s off days.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FOF SHOF NIZZLE!

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just interested to find out

how we’re gonna piss away this six run cushion.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. Blanks again jsut gets under one.

Good sign though that everything hit is really hit hard.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It's difficult to do

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still surprised when the ball is hit to third

and Kouz stops it.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He's doing well.

The balls that are in play aren’t hit very hard. They’re not getting solid contact.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been to Coldstone

I don’t think I like what they have going on there.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, way overrated.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just ice-cream

mushed up on the counter!
Would you eat anything that had fallen on the counter in most ff joints?

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by ABY on Jul 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez

85 mph and above the belt

Can I go hit?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have the best pitching in the league

and Zito, the highest-paid pitcher, is the weak spot.

by brewer090 on Jul 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not as bad as he was last year.

And he can still have games where he’s locked in (like last year against us). But he’s nowhere near worth what they paid for him.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not familiar with this maneuver?

This is the “hit like crazy before a day (or three) off and resume your cold streak when you get back” maneuver.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny

We knocked out Cain and Hoffman was added.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

And they thought Wilson of Affedlt shouldve been added? LOL

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

affedlt

their lefty specialist? umm ok.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

And they thought Manuel was going to add Sandoval, and instead added a Phillie. No shit.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell did that pitch just miss???

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

I saw that Correia, you polished your fingernails!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Venable and Kouz

6 for 6 combined.

I really think Venable is going to turn a corner soon.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

venable and kouz

6-6 everyone go to barona or viejas

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh uncle milty

oh friggin adrian

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

pleading are we?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

seven is heaven

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Chase

Saved

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BZito just got Chased.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

:D

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Sutcliffe: "This is a strikeout situation."

Because there were runners on 2nd and 3rd with 1 out? Or because Chase Headley was up?

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Technically

wouldn’t you want to strike every batter out?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, too many pitches

I think he means it’s a situation where you really need one.

by brewer090 on Jul 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he's also a rambling idiot

so we’ll never know

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Medders

I wanted to see Kyle hit

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A 9 is fine, too

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe?

Ok.

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

and people have complaints about the kids doing the announcing. That woman is just awful.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her name is Renel

When I lived up in NoCal, I heard her on the radio.

Then, I went to the ballpark, and Im like,“Who’s that annoying-It must be Renel.”

And SHES STILL THERE. I mean Im for equal opportunity and everything, but she sucks.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renel+Neely doing a broadcast

Worse then fingernails on a blackboard.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that she happens to be female is incidental

He voice grates on the eardrums.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It’s worse when you are there.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the name has an "e" in it

Like “Pay-dro Fel-EEEEZ”

It hurts the earses.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it as bad as

the hissing sound the Dbacks play?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, I've heard that live,too

The Snake Rattle is VERY annoying.
You hear the rattle as the snake slithers across the screens.
It’s a toss-up.

At least the Rattle is occasional.

Renel doesnt shut up.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That roar the D-bags would play

whenever Brandon Lyon would get an out was infuriating.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great play by Kouz

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker's sister

I would hit that.

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

So would Brian Giles.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We are due for another 3 runs next inning

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

did we lose yet?

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by justdave on Jul 12, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

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by justdave on Jul 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON

Another blown curve ball strike called on ECab. BULLSHIT. Not even close to a strike.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice rope by Kouz

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend, Susie, gettin the love again

You are so right, Mud, you are so right. :)

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You know everyone

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, pretty much

We knew better then to sit by Susie during this series.
Because Channel 4 always puts Susie and Co. on TV.

Last time in SF, we did we got on Channel 4. Alot.

So, we sat a section closer to the dugout this time. No TV coverage of us. Heh heh.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Would that be some kind of misrepresentation? :D

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We dont need to broadcast that we drink heavily

at Padres’ games.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how else would we sit through

Padres games?

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by justdave on Jul 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really worried about Adrian ruining his swing right now

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It might be time for Black to bench him

Give him the rest of the day off, tell him to go to STL early.

by Lancers46 on Jul 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

This is going to be a long game.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it's an 8 run lead

Even the Padres can hold an 8 run lead.

by Lancers46 on Jul 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

they will hear you

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Lopez!

Thanks alot!!

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by ABY on Jul 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Light Lime

Stop it, just stop it.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll take the over

I pick 3

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice backwards K

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Methinks the Giants are all tired and stuff from winning

They been partying too much. It was bound to catch up.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is actually a pivotal game in the series

Every time so far this season, the home team has won.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera is not an outfielder

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn't really close enough

Which is sad.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's funny about Valdez?

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exxon Valdez?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mother's name

was Pastie.

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Jul 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inman had another good start!

5.1 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 2 K.

OK not great, but still no runs scored!

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUKE!

One of me boys

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Unpleaded myself into productivity

I’m doing chore-like activities.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im heading to a beach party,soon

gotta watch my bullpen boys first

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

No more sun for me, I was at OTL yesterday.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the Dancing Crab

That dude is nuts.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HE GONE!

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Venable!

HR!!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DECAGONE!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone called it!

"If the Padres lose (again) and no -one is watching, does it count in the standings?" ...anonymous confucious guy

by ABY on Jul 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WILL.I.AM

bitches

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

10

the smallest number with two representations of a sum of two primes.

(3 + 7 = 5 + 5)

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually hate math

but facts about 10 are cool. Did you know it also occurs roughly 1/1600 times in spoken language?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But only about 1/6500 times in written words

Which is interesting, but most words can’t also be expressed as a number, so that probably explains the disparity.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

jus' talkin' 'bout ten.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just Talkin' Bout MEN

I LOVES that song. :)

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Raining Men

My 2nd fave.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

1729

it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no, you d'int

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Padres score 1729 runs?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was actually what we in the biz call "a callback"

You might remember it from such times as earlier in the thread where Brooks Conrad was discussed.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yawn

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

4th wall broken, my bad.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we so rich

how come we ain’t got no ceiling?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That is quite often.

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by TheGrandHatching on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

MIKE!

Smooth Operator

oh uh

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

K

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GONE!

You go, Mikey.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good shielding, Adrian

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A smooth 1-2-3

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Diving blonde chick

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of that commercial they staged

But that was real!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aids leaving on a jet plane

Headin to STL and will be back again.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they said

Vegas to Indy, then to STL. Rough reward.

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pick, Kouz

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

W!

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

W

following 7 Ls

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Season high runs scored the day before 3 days off

We’ll come back hot, right? RIGHT?

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by Axion on Jul 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We still lead the season series with SF

7-5. And we finally won one in SF, whereas they’re still winless in PETCO.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Listening

Looks like all of the starters are getting the night off.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to back jacks

canham and johnston

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luebke

He had a perfecto going in the 4th then he tweeked something and came out of the game.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He redeemed himself.

He kept it tied in the bottom of the 9th, laid down a sac bunt in the top of the 10th to put the go-ahead run in scoring position, then struck out the side in the bottom of the 10th to nail down the win.

by Zach (maestro876) on Jul 12, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZL Padres win 11-7

Portillo pitched 4.1 IP 3H 1 R 5 BB 5 Ks.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on Jul 13, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

And Olabisi hit a HR. I’m really surprised that he’s playing at a remotely competent level. Stanford gave him like -2 AB in his career there. Glad to see him getting some success, he’s a fun guy to root for. Nigerian Royalty. Learned to play baseball in Saudi Arabia. His major at Stanford was biomechanical engineering and he worked for a venture capitalist. Inspired by Jackie Robinson, so he played baseball instead of other sports:

"I just realized, wow, just because they were black, they weren’t allowed to play. It shocked me, because I could do whatever I wanted, no one had ever stopped me from playing somewhere, walking somewhere, drinking somewhere. So that’s really what hit me. That was my inspiration for playing baseball. I had to do it, it wasn’t like maybe."

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on Jul 13, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nigerian royalty?

Is that the guy who keeps emailing me?

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