We just got no hit by our lousy former coach and a pitcher who was recently left for dead. One freakin fumble away from a perfect game. If we are going to get crushed, at least let it be a perfect game. How much worser can it get? Well, before that we were swept by the Snakes. And you know there is nothing lower than a snake. So, I want to know - what worser things can happen to the Padres to make this the most worser season EVAR?
How much worser could it get? I'll get us started:
- Sandy Alderson is hired to coach the Nationals and takes them to the WS (with Tony Gwynn as Strasburg's pitching coach).
- Khalil Greene pitches a no hitter against the Padres
- Mud quits and Mark Neely goes solo...on the tube and radio
- Padres re-sign MattfcukingBush