How much worser could it get? I want to know...

by planetjeffy on Jul 10, 2009 11:24 PM PDT Comment 12 comments

We just got no hit by our lousy former coach and a pitcher who was recently left for dead. One freakin fumble away from a perfect game. If we are going to get crushed, at least let it be a perfect game. How much worser can it get? Well, before that we were swept by the Snakes. And you know there is nothing lower than a snake. So, I want to know - what worser things can happen to the Padres to make this the most worser season EVAR?

How much worser could it get? I'll get us started:

Sandy Alderson is hired to coach the Nationals and takes them to the WS (with Tony Gwynn as Strasburg's pitching coach).
Khalil Greene pitches a no hitter against the Padres
Mud quits and Mark Neely goes solo...on the tube and radio
Padres re-sign MattfcukingBush

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"at least we have a good waiver priority"

Paul DePodesta, fall 2008

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by wrveres on Jul 11, 2009 1:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Strasburg's pitching coach was Rusty Filter

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 11, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rusty Filter

Isn’t that one of the tools on Handy Manny?

by Drama on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rusty is the Wrench.
Felipe is the Phillips Screwdriver
Dusty is the Saw
Stretch is the Measuring Tabe
Turner is the regular Screwdriver
Pat is the Hammer. Pat is retarded
and they just add a Flashlight

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 14, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought that was a kids' show?!?! And they added a...

Oh, you said flashlight… my bad.

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Jul 14, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't take much more

this team is so depressing, I want to cry. Almost no-hit two nights in a row. WTF.

by tl on Jul 11, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We could be dodgers fans.

that is as low as you can go.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Jul 11, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

you win

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Jul 11, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Worser

Walter Silva signs with LA then no-hits the Padres and hits for the cycle in the same game.

Pads claim Milton Bradley off waivers; Bud Black hobbles him, a la “Misery”

Padres trade Adrian and Eckstein to the A’s for Scott Hairston.

Albert Pujols singlehandedly sends two Padres to the DL in only one plate appearance. (oh wait….)

by Lancothis on Jul 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Now that is the kind of poop I was looking for....

how much worser?

We have to live down the All Star “blown save” tag
another whole year. JFC! What are you going to hear
the announcers talk about during the Series?
“Well, the Dodgers/Giants/Insert non-Padre Team here…
are already at a disadvantage because the Padres
closer….aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Jul 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs